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!!NrZfbTXaBN3 No.8077650 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello /x/...
I'm a regular here... I have been for the last 6 years.
I always complain that nothing paranormal or even just weird happens to me.

Well, that's where my problem lies. Finally something has happened. I was watching The Evil Dead last night, at about 2am... When suddenly i smelled something. The smell was repulsive, like rubber gloves with a very faint hint of sickly sweetness.
I then passed out.
6 hours ago i awoke... I've calmed down enough to collect my thoughts and tell you what's happening

I'm going to start from the top bare with me here.
I'm in a room, it's (at a guess) 3 meters wide by 3 meters high in a perfect cube.
The room is made of concrete and there are four air vents on the roof, all the same size and all (just) too small for me to get my arm in past my wrist.
There is a single lightbulb hanging from the roof. The concrete is tightly closed up around it as if it was hung through and then the concrete sealed.
Aside from what i have mentioned, there is a chair, a bed and a computer on a table. The wires leading from the computer are also completely sealed in concrete and protruding just enough to power (and provide internet to) the computer.

There is no way in or out and no food in here. There are also no cameras that i can find

So... i came to you /x/
Why? Because here someone may believe me... If i emailed a news corporation they will think i'm trolling them... If i emailed the fbi they would think the same.
Here on /x/ some of you are crazy enough to believe me.

So, I guess i'm here to ask for help, feel free to ask me anything.