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Anonymous !BPINKIeBEs Mon 04 Jul 2011 13:21:00 No.8083347 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8083389 >>8084582 >>8087388 >>8093053 >>8093211 >>8096046 >>8096074

can we get a reality glitch thread in here?

I'll start

>>6-7 years old
>>come home from K-Mart with a butterfree plus, thinking i should have gotten the raichu
>>go next door to go swimming with my neighbors
>>come home
>>raichu sitting there
>>no butterfree ever to be found

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 13:28:00 No.8083389 Report

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Plush
>>8083347

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 13:32:00 No.8083411 Report

Quoted By: >>8083431

>was playing tag with friends
>falling down forwards toward the ground at an ark and leg gets caught in between two bars and stops me dead
>look down at legs expecting both to be snapped in half(as I'm a heavier gentleman)
>nothing happens, what fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 13:35:00 No.8083425 Report

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>over the course of a week awhile ago, fall down about 5 times on different surfaces including concrete
>no scratches or pain for any.
>WTF?
>fall down yesterday, scratches on hand, elbow, knee, heel
>damn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 13:36:00 No.8083431 Report

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>>8083411
Your bones are stronger then you think fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 17:56:00 No.8084389 Report

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BUMP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 18:00:00 No.8084403 Report

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>on /x/
>See these threads last couple of days, not interested, skip them
>Change tabs
>Change back, this thread is open
>FFFUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 18:02:00 No.8084408 Report

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>Walking home from highschool, typical rainy summers day
>Turn a corner, entire street is empty, no sound of traffic, no parked cars, just the sound of the rain.
>A bit uneasy I walk onward, I turn into my street, I look back to the street
>Rainbow out of nowhere in the sky, there's now parked cars and people walking across the street but still no sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 18:10:00 No.8084430 Report

Quoted By: >>8093222

>Be around 9-10 years old
>Nobody home
>Be a fat little fuck and eat a whole bag of M&M's
>Puts empty bag on night stand, and go downstairs to watch TV
>Returns 2 hours later
>Bag is full
>Mindfuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 18:48:00 No.8084517 Report

Quoted By: >>8085478

>working at shitty local restaurant.
>partway in my shift.
>look at the waitress and ask her what time it is.
>we both check the computer clock.
>it's 11:37 a.m.
>bus a few tables.
>have a cigarette.
>enjoy a lengthy conversation with the cook.
>cash out a few customers.
>etc.
>standing in same spot as before.
>ask waitress what time it is.
>check the clock on the computer.
>......
>it's 11:37 a.m.
>I laugh.
>ask the waitress, "wasn't it 11:37 a.m. about 45 minutes ago?
>"lol wut"
>ask her if I asked her what time it was earlier.
>she said no.
>knew I wasn't experiencing deja-vu, because it was way too vivid.
>went outside to cry and smoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 19:07:00 No.8084582 Report

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>>8083347
>go to bed
>take of lens
>let them over the table and sleep
>wake up
>found a cold hot dog
>no body home fo 2 weeks.
>2 days after , foud lens on the kitchen over the table.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 21:42:00 No.8085439 Report

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bamp for interest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 21:48:00 No.8085467 Report

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>Wake up in middle of night
>Go on laptop for a bit
>Need to use toilet
>Go to the stairs to go down to the bathroom
>Don't see cat sitting there
>Trip over cat
>Shit suddenly seems to slow down or something
>Wake up in living room next morning wearing different pyjamas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 21:50:00 No.8085478 Report

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>>8084517
>clock is off by 45 minutes
>cry and smoke

crazy as Pie !BPINKIeBEs

crazy as Pie !BPINKIeBEs Mon 04 Jul 2011 21:55:00 No.8085517 Report

Quoted By: >>8085545 >>8085564 >>8094359

>end of party, drunk like never before
>girl "I will drive you home, wait for me outside"
>step outside
>blink
>open eyes in bus towards home
>blink again
>almos missed stop
>blink again
>wake up next day
>properly tucked in, wearing new pyjamas
>long winter coat neatly hanged on cloth hanger, not a single dirt stain
>clothings from previous day folded together on my couch
>Asking my mother "Did you help me change or come into the house?"
>Mom "Nope"

I am still confused how I managed that. Even my friends were confused because (thats what they said) I just dissapeared.

Another thing:
>have birthday party in my garden (be around 9)
>put a caterpillar into a small box
>whirl a magic wand from my "Magican Box"
>open box, caterpillar gone
>awkward silence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 21:59:00 No.8085545 Report

Quoted By: >>8086586

>>8085517
Musta been your guardian angel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:01:00 No.8085562 Report

Quoted By: >>8094831

>at home writing email
>stand up too fast to get a drink of water
>start to pass out from blood rushing away from brain
>wake up in bed, in pajamas
>live alone
>dont own pajamas
>whatthefuck.jaypeg
>stood up
>go on the floor
>everyone was already walking the dinosaur
>went outside to smoke and cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:02:00 No.8085564 Report

Quoted By: >>8085591

>>8085517

>caterpillar is now timelord in another dimension

Faggot

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Faggot Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:05:00 No.8085591 Report

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>>8085564

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:12:00 No.8085638 Report

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>go on holiday with gf and friends
>remember taking a photo of everyone standing against a wall.
>remember telling everyone how to stand.
>remember taking the photo and commenting how good it looks.
>fast forward several months, glancing through photos
>gf points out said photo, claiming how good the photo 'she' took was.
>argue for some time that I took the photo.
>She points to me in the photo.
>realise I'm The Flash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:31:00 No.8085736 Report

Quoted By: >>8085753

>go to walgreens on my bike for a nice cold mountain dew after a long bikeride
>go inside
>pay for soda
>go outside to unlock my bike
>soda is on the ground rolling away
>look at my hand, wet from condensation.

I know it didn't slip out of my hand because i felt my hand gripping the bottle until i looked at my hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:33:00 No.8085753 Report

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>>8085736

That was your dick, and it wasn't condensation...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:49:00 No.8085886 Report

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Only thing really

>Be 14/15 ish
>Wake up, can't remember the day before at all
>Mud, sticks and leaves in my bed
>Dead bugs on my sheet
>Nobody else at home, parents on holiday
>Poke dead bugs and wonder wtf happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:52:00 No.8085910 Report

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>running
>falls on knees & slide on the carpet
>no pain or abrasions
>uh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:53:00 No.8085921 Report

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Not reality glitch, more of a mindfuck
>Remember being at my friends
>Remember him showing me stuff
>Remember him pulling out a sword signed by somebody famous
> Tell my friends, they say it was from Stepbrothers
>I realize they are right, but still remember it happening with my friend for some reason

Starrelle

Starrelle Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:54:00 No.8085927 Report

Quoted By: >>8085979 >>8086586

>Be just a few weeks ago.
>Mum knows about my interest in Japan, anime, etc.
( Not weaboo, just have healthy fascination. )
>Shows me video of Miku Hatsune hologram in concert, asks me if I knew about it, if I am planning to see, etc etc.
>Converse about Vocaloid shit, listen to video, like lyrics, think they're cute, glad they did an English dub.

>Few days later, search for song, really enjoyed it.
>Search for English dub.
>Nothing anywhere, only subs and original versions.
>Search through news articles, try to find one my mum showed me.
>Fucking nothing, but every translation is the words I heard when I first heard the video, completely correct.
>Call mum, ask for site of article.
>Find article ; video in Japanese.
>Call mum back.
>"Hey, the singer of that was Japanese, right?"
>"Well, yes, I think so. But this is your kind of thing, I'm not sure."
>"She was singing in Japanese in that video, right?"
>"Yes..Why wouldn't she?"
>NOPITY NOPE THROUGH THE WOODS ACROSS THE RIVER AND ALL THE WAY BACK TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE.

>tl;dr : Heard Japanese lyrics in correct English translation before I had ever heard song before, and no English dub by original singer existed. I AM ONE OF THEM. THE JAPS ARE CALLING TO ME. I UNDERSTAND THEMMM DESU~ ( Jkjk. )

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 22:56:00 No.8085943 Report

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>be six
>looking out the window in the kitchen
>see someone in a gray shirt on a bike
>blink
>person gone
>looks around
>no evidence

i was probably schizo as a kid or someshit because i saw & heard shit all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 23:00:00 No.8085977 Report

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> completely lose touch with time
> feel old as fuck

Mon 04 Jul 2011 23:00:00 No.8085979 Report

Quoted By: >>8086039

>>8085927
Get the FUCK out of here.

Starrelle

Starrelle Mon 04 Jul 2011 23:07:00 No.8086039 Report

Quoted By: >>8086045

>>8085979
Why was I expecting something exactly like this?..Just calm the fuck down, man. I suppose you toke the joke at the end there too seriously. I'm swear to you I'm just a fellow /x/enophile. That was just the most recent story. I have others, and none of them (including this one) involve me being a fucktard weeaboo hambeast.

Starrelle

Starrelle Mon 04 Jul 2011 23:08:00 No.8086045 Report

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>>8086039
*took.

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 23:25:00 No.8086144 Report

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>be 14
>girlfriend breaks up with me
>starts raining at the legitimate moment she hangs up
>tv only playing static
>the one in my parents room is fine (same box)
>flip through, no channels working
>throw phone out of anger
>television works as soon as it hits the wall
>wat.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2011 23:54:00 No.8086392 Report

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>>8086252
So your dad fixed the car in 2 seconds flat and you didn't even have time to ask him how he get there, what he was doing etc+

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 00:06:00 No.8086513 Report

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I want to Post my Schizophrenia story but it's WAAAAAAAAAAY to long :l

crazy as Pie !BPINKIeBEs

crazy as Pie !BPINKIeBEs Tue 05 Jul 2011 00:14:00 No.8086586 Report

Quoted By: >>8092252

>>8085545
well thats an explanation

>>8085927
had something similar happen, back than when I was a weabo (14 years ago)

>Friend gives me some Anime on VHS
>I watch them all and I am sure they are Japanese with German subtitles
>Borrow them to a friend, and he gives them back to me next day saying
>Dude, those were English subtitles

I rewatched the tapes and yep, they were with English subtitles. This happened to me more than once, also on normal (non japanese) movies

Now, I think I had some more of this reality glitches

Like the one while being drunk. Had this a second time, just in summer, and waking up kneeing infront of my bed with upper body on bed.. but know idea how I came home and why I am in pajamas.
Knowing my way perfectly in a town where I never ever have been before in my live.

Those time fuck arounds I had to.
>Enjoying some beers with a friend.
>Talking about stupid shit
>Look at clock 2AM
>Decide it is time to get food and booze from the basement
>come back its 4:30 AM and sun begins to rise.
>decide we are way to fucked up in the head for booze and its time for bed
>go up its pitch black outside and its 2:30 AM

we noped pretty hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 00:22:00 No.8086650 Report

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>Walking out of class to outside stage area at college
>A large dandelion seed floats past me and stops midair about 7 feet in front of me
>Seed stays stationary in air long enough for me to walk up to it, and walk completely around it.
>Still staring, it goes straight up in the air, without any noticeable wind.
>Mind fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 01:44:00 No.8087218 Report

Quoted By: >>8094948

Bump because I find these threads interesting.

Pic unrelated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 02:05:00 No.8087359 Report

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>be 14
>see mom walk into kitchen
>Still looking at only way in/out of the kitchen
>Mom walks in again
>never saw her walk out
whut...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 02:08:00 No.8087388 Report

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>>8083347
For some reason I remember a lot of the Disney movies and that kind of crap being in the opposite direction. Asked older brother about it, he's had the same feeling. Like he's seen the movie but it was "flipped"

No fuckin idea if we're crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 02:23:00 No.8087499 Report

Quoted By: >>8092256 >>8094052 >>8096584

>be like 5
>going to see harry potter with family
>cousin has a stopwatch
>i loop it through the oh shit handle
>he asks for it back
>yank on stop watch
>falls, no visible break in the string or watch
>rope phased through handle.
>wut?
(it was a tied string, that i looped in the knot you cant untie. its hard to explain without a pic, and i dont have a pic)

same thing happened last year of school
>chillin at bus stop
>friend has phone on a rope
>i lol and put phone in pocket and walk away, him with me
>i spin
>rope is now not attached to phone
>no breaks in rope or phone.
>wut?

>3 or 4
>playing on swing
>90 degrees with bar (straight horizontal with ground )
>swing higher
>lean back and fall out of swing
>oh shi-
>ground
>no pain
>no injury
>not winded
>sit up... wut?
>swing hits me in the face
>"oh for fucks sake"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 06:09:00 No.8089058 Report

Quoted By: >>8089074 >>8091688 >>8092265 >>8093076

Bumping from page ten.

I've got kind of an interesting one. Really interesting to me because I saw Inception nine days after this happened, and my mind has been thoroughly fucked ever since.
>Be sixteen (this would be about two years ago), no memory of the eighteenth and nineteenth years of my life (since they haven't happened yet, we'll get there)
>There's a girl my little sister's age that lives downstairs from us, she's six years younger than me
>Petty fighting between her and my sister, et cetera, et cetera
>Crazy shit happens (several long stories, but all seemed totally real, and I did not fail a reality check or notice skipping or faulty memories during this time, hell, that probably gives away already what was going on)
>Feel bad for girl, force her and my sister to stop squabbling
>Hang out with girl as a sort of brotherly or teacher figure pretty regularly
>By the time I catch up to the here and now, find that I am totally paedo for her
>After a while, relations are semi-romantic, we just hang out as friends in spite of the age gap
>fast forward four years, since most of this is boring or doesn't pertain, I still felt that every day of eight years at this point had passed
>She is eighteen
>Ask for her mother's (who knows and trusts me) blessing to date her and take her out (her father died when she was very young)
>blessing granted
>we travel the world
>get married
>second night of honeymoon, I am twenty-eight
>go to sleep beside her
>wake up after dreaming of bombs going off over Egypt (where we are honeymooning)
>she is gone
>panic
>get up
>Body is lighter
>look around
>my bedroom
cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 06:10:00 No.8089067 Report

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I wouldn't mind this thread if people expressed themselves like grown-ups instead of doing that horrible >>quote shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 06:11:00 No.8089074 Report

Quoted By: >>8096491

>>8089058
>twelve-year-long dream in which I developed a complex relationship, got married, and traveled the world
>keep getting this nagging feeling since that I'm still dreaming now and am going to wake up after a few years and just keep repeating the process, like I've been caught in a goto loop
But wait, it gets better
>five days after dream (four before I finally watched Inception on DVD, it was inconvenient to see it in theaters)
>riots break out in Egypt
>civilians killed by policemen, vehicles set on fire, Democratic Party headquarters burned to the round with Molotov cocktails in Cairo and Suez, less severe riots elsewhere, it's bad enough that Christians are forming human shields for Moslem worshipers to complete their prayers, pushing together essentially warring sects by their common enemy, which is their own state
>my last dream-within-the-dream was bombs going off over Egypt
Pretty much forevernope.exe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 09:52:00 No.8090433 Report

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bump for night-/x/ to contribute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 12:44:00 No.8091581 Report

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>>8090576
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:03:00 No.8091679 Report

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>Looking outside
>Dad in backyard
>Wonder why he's out there late
>Dad walks in front door
>Guy in backyard gone
>Dad says he wasn't outside
I just remembered that I didn't think I had one. Not sure if that is one though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:03:00 No.8091684 Report

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>i was 13 or 14
> had been having wierd dreams for about a week maybe even 2
>they were so vivid, me and my school buddies were playing basketball and one kept pulling ciggarettes out and lighting them
>id look away, then look back hed be pulling out another one.
>he kept flicking the lit ciggarettes at this dumb ass little nerdy kid and yelling, see now look what ya did, you made me burn you
>eventually this kid freaks the fuck out and hulks out on his ass and starts speaking jibberish
>i cant describe to you how fucking evil this kid looked
>anyways we went back to play ball in real life
>and i see this fucking kid?
>id never seen him except for in a dream
>and the whole time we are there im thinking to myself, i hope this fuck doesnt freak out like in the dream, cause i know if i get into one little fight my mom will get scared and move me with my aunt and my unkie in ale bair
>btw im dislexic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:04:00 No.8091688 Report

Quoted By: >>8093142 >>8094248

>>8089058
>16, watched Inception
>2 years ago
Lol wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:08:00 No.8091704 Report

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family story
>great-grandpa sees his mom's baby.
>boy with small penis
>comes back after a while
>a girl
>no one says anything, his mom's still cooing over baby girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:10:00 No.8091714 Report

Quoted By: >>8093110

www.realityglitches.com

guy emailed after i sent him my glitch saying they're going live on July 18th..FYI

Meatloaf !!HzC9fb/sWAg

Meatloaf !!HzC9fb/sWAg Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:11:00 No.8091716 Report

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When we get home from shopping, we'll put some long life food next to the fridge.
Since 2001 every year or so, some of it goes missing, without a fucking trace.

I swear to christ one time we bought one of those giant bags of chips, unopened. And poof, it was gone. Turned the whole house upside down and it was fuckin gone.

I was gonna eat those too ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:14:00 No.8091721 Report

Quoted By: >>8094432

i think i was about >11
or maybe >6 or even 9
im not sure, any>ways i was walking my dog outside>it was
really late at night so obviously i was creeped out,
>we had gotten about 2 blocks away from my house and i started hearing this low song playing in the distance and getting louder
>finally i got close enought to make out what it was saying
>open the door get on the floor?
>i look at my dog to see if his ears are perked and can hear it
>to my surprise my dogs not even on the leash its a little baby dinosaur
>then all of THE sudden i wake up in my bed wearing my pajamas, crying and smoking a ciggarette, there were mud bugs and stick critters in my sheets and it was 3:45 in the afternoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:18:00 No.8091737 Report

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>be 6
>be in backseat of car
>see dust floating around everywhere
>try to grab dust
>fist of god
>"man, I wish this dust was a candy bar"
>open hand
>twix bar in hand
>shitbrix.jpg
>nobody believes me
>forget until today
>see thread, remember
>still wonder wtf happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:25:00 No.8091763 Report

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I went to school with a kid who dissapeared
he wasnt very popular but sveral students besides me remembered him
when I asked why he wasnt in class anymore the teacher played dumb and insisted she never had a child by that name in attendence
so did the principal
even other kids were doing it
I said fuck you and forgot about it
it tweaked me out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:51:00 No.8091843 Report

Quoted By: >>8093327 >>8097533

>be about 8
>"swimming" in pool(don't know how to swim yet)
>practicing how to dart across the water and shit
>younger brother goes in the deep end and starts yelling
>dart faster than the speed of light towards him
>randomly under-water holding his ass up
>dad pulls us out of water
>not even close to out of breath
>see t-shirt I wore that day
>Shit a massive truck full of bricks
>get icecream for saving brothers life
I was wearing a lifeguard shirt that day, it is now my lucky charm.
Not sure if that's a reality glitch, but it's the closest thing I've got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 13:59:00 No.8091859 Report

Quoted By: >>8095026

> Watching 'The Wiggles' VHS
> Remember scene vividly
> Watch (exact) same tape years later
> Scene isn't there

Purplefag !rGOAfuB3jA

Purplefag !rGOAfuB3jA Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:00:00 No.8091862 Report

Quoted By: >>8095076

>couple years ago
>look out window
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE TREE IS ON FIRE
>fire fades away
>go outside, tree is fine
>wat.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:05:00 No.8091879 Report

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>go to bed at 3am
>wake up 2 days later as though everything is cool
>look at a picture of that day 10 years later and change what happened in it
>now im a butterfly
>went ouside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:05:00 No.8091880 Report

Quoted By: >>8091887

>Eat a box of nilla wafers (they're good, leave me alone).
>Finish it, but never take it out of to throw it away.
>1 month pass, find a box of nilla wafers under sheets that are on the floor
>IT'S FUCKING FULL
>I noped pretty hard, but was also glad that I had some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:08:00 No.8091887 Report

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>>8091880
I also enjoy Nilla wafers.

COBRA DANE !!yaSBmkxkeJj

COBRA DANE !!yaSBmkxkeJj Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:18:00 No.8091900 Report

Quoted By: >>8091919 >>8091935

>event happened in past
>I miss-remember chain of causality
>I feel need to be special
>post on internet forum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:28:00 No.8091919 Report

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>>8091900
>cynical no-fun allowed tripfag
>now hes almost as cool as i am

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:29:00 No.8091921 Report

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>Be 6 years old
>See monsters and shit because I'm 6
>Went outside to cry and smoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:31:00 No.8091928 Report

Quoted By: >>8092882 >>8095798 >>8098442

>On holiday, struggling to sleep
>Laid in bed, staring at the moon out the window
>Count down from ten to try to fall asleep
>Get to around 4, blink, it's suddenly daylight and I'm still counting

wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:32:00 No.8091935 Report

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>>8091900
>Thinks I feel special for posting a story about a box of Nilla wafers.
No, you're just a idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:37:00 No.8091954 Report

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>be about 12 or 13
>go to slide down the bannister at the top of the stairs
>go right over the edge instead
>ohshitohshitohshit
>land on my ass
>not even injured
>baww just because no one came running to check I hadn't died or anything
>realise I'm facing completely the wrong direction
>don't remember doing any backflips midair
>oh

Not freaked out by it, just glad I didn't land on my head like I should have done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 14:56:00 No.8092006 Report

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i never forgot this.

>be 3 or 4
>easter morning
>find easter basket in room
>excitedly go out to show parents and grandma
>they act surprised and let me show what's in it to them
>go to back to room to do/get something, find another easter basket on my bed
>bring it out, wondering with my child's mind how one of them had snuck past me to put it there
>show parents and grandma
>smiles disappear

apparently they didn't know anything about the easter basket. all the doors and windows were locked. i was looking at them the whole time. i'm now 18. we still nope about it to this day.

my grandma thinks the easter bunny is real now lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:08:00 No.8092025 Report

Quoted By: >>8092072

when i was little and i couldn't sleep, i'd stare at the ceiling and try to doze off. and for some reason sometimes, as i stared, the ceiling would become engulfed into blackness like i was blind or something. my whole vision just black. the room wasn't ever that dark; my bed was right next to the window. i know i wasn't dreaming because every time i was wide awake and my eyes were open-- i'd blink and everything would go back to normal. it wouldn't just be once in one night... it would continually happen until i just shut my eyes for good. i don't know why but this really freaks me out.

shit never happens anymore though. i test it out by staring at the ceiling. everything stays normal.

now excuse me while i go outside to smoke and cry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:24:00 No.8092055 Report

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>be 3 or 4 years old
>pick up a bart simpson toy that has a smile on his face
>look at face and realise it has a mean, serious-like face
>Went outside to cry and smoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:26:00 No.8092058 Report

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>be 90
>dinner with family
>"Who are you and where is my horse?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:28:00 No.8092069 Report

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Shit you not my grandmother was in some occult shit becasue my parents were always hush hush about her and didnt even go to her funneral. Anyways when I was little the mom dad and me drove to her cabin way out in hoosier natinal forest. The house is creepy and my dads on edge and such two strange guys siting on porch. I want to walk in the woods some draw to it she says we wont get last no matter how hard we try. My dad gets some orange construction tape as a joke and ties it to a tree and we walk for a cople yards marking each tree. We follow it back to where we started and there was no cabin. My dad started to get shit scared and we went back to where we had left the last tape to the tree and there was the cabin. We left right after that never saw my grandmother alive again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:29:00 No.8092072 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092025

Happens to everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:29:00 No.8092073 Report

Quoted By: >>8092082

my family and i have experienced reality glitches before. most of them happened when i was a child and a teen.

they always revolved around missing items. a person asks where an item is, the person who last used it tells them where they put it but it's not there. some time later the item would show up in a completely different place.

a specific one that happened to my mom was she had lost a pair of shorts for years. then one day they were found laid out on the couch but no one knew anything about how they appeared there.

i had borrowed a cd once from the library and when it was close to being due i looked to the shelf where my cds and cd player was. it wasn't there so i looked everywhere for it; i even called a few friends to see if i had let them borrow it. then one day i found it right damn in front of my cd player.

a more recent one that i've had was this last semester when i was reading a book for a class. i wrote some sarcastic comment throughout the book but when i looked back i couldn't find any of them.

makes me wonder about my sanity sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:34:00 No.8092080 Report

Quoted By: >>8092086 >>8093195

This one happens to me ALL the time.

>Want to take a 20 minute nap
>Set alarm to go off 20 mins later.
>Wake up
>Alarm did not sound
>And was turned OFF
>I don't remember waking up and turning it off
>Nobody remembers alarm sounding
>Wat. Who did it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:35:00 No.8092081 Report

Quoted By: >>8092102

So, I'm assuming
" outside to smoke and cry "
Is now an unforced meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:35:00 No.8092082 Report

Quoted By: >>8092224

>>8092073
bad memery, no attention span, unorganised etc
its sad when people think its paranormal cause they lost a cd. really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:37:00 No.8092086 Report

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>>8092080
oh wow this is so paranmormal you guys!
yeah no.
you turned it off being haf asleep and dont remember. jeez debunking in here is too easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:40:00 No.8092087 Report

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>walk out in a open field at about 3 in the morning
>moonlight lets me see where I am going
>tv static in my sights
>3 hours pass by
>butthurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:45:00 No.8092099 Report

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>Be 12
>In car with dad late at night
>Stop at red light
>Slow walking old woman looks at me from sidewalk and doesn't take eyes off me
>Stop for gas about 1 hour later
>Dad goes inside to pay, leaves me in car
>Same old woman at gas station, walks up to car
>She opens the car door and I freak the fuck out
>She hands me 20 dollars and says "Jesus wanted me to give this to you"
>She leaves, dad comes back
>Tell me what happened
>He says he was watching the whole time and never saw an old lady
>I still have the 20 dollars
>Go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:45:00 No.8092102 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092081

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:49:00 No.8092112 Report

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I don't remember any of the RL glitches i've experienced for some reason but I do remember seeing things that were like a tunnel to another place in space and time about the size of a dime. I worry that if I see that again, I'll have to go see a neurosurgeon or optometrist because that shit isn't healthy.

!Ry9.23Wow.

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!Ry9.23Wow. Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:51:00 No.8092120 Report

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>CIRCA YEAR TWOTHOUSAND FOUR.
>(IF THE YEAR IS TWOTHOUSAND FOUR) I AM FOURTEEN YEARS OF AGE.
>AFTERNOON.
>I AM BACK HOME WITH MY FATHER.
>I WAIT FOR HIM TO CLOSE THE FRONT GATE AS I IDLY STARE AT A FLOCK OF PIDGEONS (ABOUT ELEVEN OF THEM) ON AN ANTENNA ON A BUILDING ROOF APPROXIMATELY TWO HUNDRED METERS FROM WHERE I STAND.
>THE FLOCK OF PIDGEONS TAKE OFF OF THE ANTENNA FLYING AWAY.
>I TILT MY VISION TO MY FATHER, STILL IN AN IDLE MANNER, THEN I GLANCE FOR TWO SECONDS AT THE GROUND BEFORE LOOKING AGAIN AT THE ANTENNA.
>I WATCH AGAIN "THE FLOCK OF PIDGEONS" TAKE OFF OF THE ANTENNA FLYING AWAY IN "THE SAME PATTERN" AS BEFORE.

I TOLD MY FATHER THIS BUT HE SMILED & DISREGARDED ME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:55:00 No.8092134 Report

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>be young
>do something stupid that should hurt
>stupid thing doesnt hurt
>post story on the internet
>go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:55:00 No.8092137 Report

Quoted By: >>8092140

I posted this in the previous reality glitch thread we had a few days ago, but I'll tell it again.

In 2008 I began working at my current place of employment. It's a tech support company, and just outside the office almost right in the parking lot there is a 7-11. The 7-11 has and always been very convenient, but there was an oddity about it. You see, during my initial employment at this company just outside the 7-11 there was a payphone. It was odd, in that I grew up in a generation where by the time I was hitting Junior High cell phones were becoming more and more common place. I had never seen a payphone previously before, and it was rather interesting. An artifact left over from a previous time.

Fast forward a year, and I'm now working midnights on my desk. One evening I'm walking across to the 7-11 as I normally did, and as I'm walking past the pay phone, it rings. I was surprised to say the least; the oddity of it standing out had never gone away, but I never heard it ring. I always thought that it was disconnected, and no longer worked. As it continued to ring, my curiosity got the best of me, and I decided to pick it up, see who was calling.

I answered the phone, and in a polite manner said
"Hello?"
there was silence on the other end, no one spoke
"Hello, is any one there?"
I paused for a short while, still silence
"Okay, I'm hanging up now"

As I was going to hang up the phone I could hear some one say something on the other line, but by than it was already too late. My hand placed the phone back on the receiver. I thought it was weird, but thought maybe they were just testing it, and I had gone about my day as normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:56:00 No.8092140 Report

Quoted By: >>8092155

>>8092137

3 months later, I'm once more walking by the 7-11, when it rings again. I was still taken back this time, just as the last, but once again curiosity got ahold of me, and I decided to pick it up.

I said once again in a polite manner "Hello", yet at the same time, I heard a "Hello" reverbarate. It sounded familiar, really familiar. I was quiet, puzzled by the way it sounded, it almost sounded like my voice on the other line.

Then I heard "Hello, is any one there?". It was definitely my voice. I was so taken back by the situation, lost in a sort of trance unsure of what was going on at that moment. it were as if my brain had frozen as a computer does, and it had to reboot.

I finally heard "Okay, I'm hanging up now", and with those final words I snapped out of it. I began to yell out "WAIT, NO, STOP!", but it was too late by then. The other line had been disconnected.

3 days later the pay phone was taken out.

I'm not entirely sure what happened at that moment, but it was, well, different to say the least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 15:58:00 No.8092146 Report

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>10 years old
>Climb all the way to the top of a tree
>Branches start to get thin and shaky
>Loose my balance and fall back first out of the tree hitting every branch and land on a rusty barb wire fence
>No sprains or broken bones,shirt isn't even torn
>Go inside and look at my back in the mirror, not even a fucking scratch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:01:00 No.8092155 Report

Quoted By: >>8092183

>>8092140
umm yeah except everyone has seen payphones. gthere not exactly rare and a throwback to "another time."
nice story though, maybe one day it will be believable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:01:00 No.8092156 Report

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>Be a young child
>Remember an image of a pattern I had thought I'd seen.
>For years I'd think of it every now and then, wondering where I saw this pattern
>At least 7 years pass
>I'm going into hospital for a surgery, they give me a gas so they can give me acute electric shocks to test nerves or something
>Open my eyes and look at the roof
>It's that fucking pattern
>NOPE.avi
>Feel happy that I've finally found what I've been mentally searching for
>Gas wears off and as I go to leave I check the roof again and laugh

I'd been thinking of a pattern I'd sworn I'd seen for years, yet I hadn't seen it just yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:04:00 No.8092167 Report

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>be 13
>riding my skateboard around
>suddenly a car comes around the corner and slams me hard
>fly through the air about 12 feet
>look at car, smasked front end, windscreen smashed, driver dea as whell from impact
>walk away with even a scratch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:06:00 No.8092179 Report

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Get a book to read on plane to scotland when i was like 7.

Really cool children's story, about some cult-like settlement in early New Zealand's history that tries to open a portal to another reality.

The protagonist is a school girl who starts feeling earthquakes noone else can. Eventually finds out the earth is being disrupted by this old experiment that went awry and that new people are going to try and do it again.

Cut to final chapter of book, all hell breaks loose and she fails, book ends on the note that the earth will have to look for someone else to correct the balance, she wasn't the one, need to wait for the real chosen one, etc.

Read same book ten years later, book ends with her correcting the balance, saving the day, typical happy ending.

weird... especially in the context of the story

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:08:00 No.8092183 Report

Quoted By: >>8092349 >>8092355

>>8092155

It's a very true story, but if you don't want to believe it that's fine.

The only issue I have is that your assuming every one has seen a pay phone. Up until the day that I had started working at that company, I had never seen a pay phone outside of say movies in my life.

I grew up in a small suburban neighborhood, we didn't exactly have them scattered about on every street corner, and as I had said in the post by the time I was getting in Junior High cell phones were becoming a dominating trend.

I was told that my high school used to have pay phones, but just to give you an idea of what I'm talking about. By the time I became a freshman they were already taken out. Most kids already had a cell phone, and weren't using them any more, so they weren't making any money, and had been removed.

perhaps your older, much older, and come from a time where pay phones used to be an every day common thing, or since you don't think they are that rare, come from a place that still has them. I don't know, but for my generation at least pay phones are definitely a throw back to another time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:17:00 No.8092195 Report

Quoted By:

Reality glitch thread?

Is this the new designer drug of the summerfags? Replacement for NOPE threads?

!Ry9.23Wow.

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!Ry9.23Wow. Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:18:00 No.8092198 Report

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>YEAR IS TWOTHOUSAND ELEVEN.
>I AM TWENTY YEARS OF AGE.
>I WAS ON MY FATHER'S DESKTOP COMPUTER BECAUSE MINE WAS REFORMATTING.
>LATE NIGHT.
>I AM READING A SHORT STORY BY MURRAY LEINSTER TITLED "THE MACHINE THAT SAVED THE WORLD" IN PDF FROM A MEMORY STICK WHILE INTERMITTENTLY DOING OTHER THINGS AT THE WEB.
>THE SHORT STORY IS CENTERED AROUND HOW UNITED STATIAN SCIENTISTS KILL MOST OF THE PEOPLE LIVING IN "THEN" SOVIET RUSSIA BY GIVING THEM INSTRUCTIONS OF HOW TO BUILD "A MACHINE THAT WILL ALLOW THEM TO COMMUNICATE ACROSS SPACETIME" BUT IN FACT WHAT THE MACHINE DOES IS IRRADIATE A "WAVETYPE" THAT CEASES EVERY "DYNAMIC SYSTEM"; MACHINES, VEGETATION, HUMANS.
>I FINISH THIS STORY AND MINUTES LATER I ACCESS MY MEMORY DRIVE ONLY TO FIND THAT MOST OF THE FILES IN IT WERE ERASED OR IRREMEDIABLY DAMAGED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:33:00 No.8092224 Report

Quoted By: >>8092234

>>8092082
>its sad when people think its paranormal cause they lost a cd. really.

no one in my family has alzheimer's or add or shit like that.

when you look and the cd is not on the shelf, you look everywhere else, you go back to the shelf and you do this over and over and over again and then the cd is just bam right there on the shelf, THAT YOU LOOKED OVER SEVERAL TIMES...that's not bad memory or bad attention span or being unorganized. it's something you can't explain.

when there's a pair of shorts you haven't seen in years suddenly laid out on a couch and no one knows anything about looking for them, finding them, or putting them on the couch, that's not bad memory/organizing, etc. it's something you can't explain. deal with it.

now excuse me, i need to go cry and smoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:36:00 No.8092234 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092224

youcantexplainthat.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:38:00 No.8092236 Report

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don't know if it counts, but.

>be around 9
>had these pair of shorts I loved. They were matching with a t-shirt that was from Goosebumps, it had those troll people and said "no pinching"
>summer time comes around, I want to wear them
>cant find me for the life of me, neither can my mom.
>every day for the rest of summer vacation I spend at least an hour looking for them
>last day of summer vacation
>have a dream, about those shorts and where they are located. In the dream I'm in my parents bedroom, look under their dresser, and find them.
>wake up
>immediately go into their room and look under their dresser.
>find them.

Edward

Edward Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:44:00 No.8092250 Report

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>last two condoms in packet
>take them out of bag, throw packet in bin
>use both with gf, one at night one in morning
>threw both in bin
>go to work next day and find same packet of condoms with 2 left
>girlfriend swears we made love
>used condoms couldnt be found

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:45:00 No.8092252 Report

Quoted By:

>>8086586

>we noped pretty hard

you were just really drunk and one of the clocks was wrong, jesus you're dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:48:00 No.8092256 Report

Quoted By: >>8092934

>>8087499

>5
>seeing harry potter

okay, underage b& faggot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:49:00 No.8092261 Report

Quoted By:

>be about 14
>Go on vacation with family
>Have one of the room keys
>Lost it, no where to be found
>Checked everywhere. All the luggage, all my pants pockets, around the hotel room.
>Key is nowhere to be found.
>Come home a few days later.
>Find key on bed.

I still have it, too. I kept that fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:50:00 No.8092265 Report

Quoted By:

>>8089058

Do you remember anything else that happened in that time? Like, going to school, friends, etc?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 16:52:00 No.8092269 Report

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>be 8
>dream about finding an electrobuzz pokemon card in my room
>wake up next morning
>search for pokemon card
>dont find it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:07:00 No.8092324 Report

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>when i was like 6 or 7 when i believed in the tooth fairy
>wrap my tooth in tinfoil and stick it under pillow (not sure why i would wrap it in tinfoil)
>go to sleep
>wake up to get ready for school
>open tinfoil
>tooth in there
>run to my mom crying saying the tooth fairy didnt come
>"LOOK!" open the tinfoil, theres a coin in there
>mind = obliterated

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:12:00 No.8092349 Report

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>>8092183

I'm not the person you're replying to, but I'm only 19 and I've seen many a payphone in my time. Where the hell do you live if you haven't? Sure, people don't use them much anymore, but they're not exactly obsolete yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:15:00 No.8092355 Report

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>>8092183

But a 'throwback to another time', really? That's just silly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:16:00 No.8092359 Report

Quoted By: >>8092366

reality doesn't glitch idiots

life is not a computer code

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:19:00 No.8092366 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092359
>life is not a computer code

Got any evidence there, buddy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:34:00 No.8092417 Report

Quoted By: >>8092424 >>8092504

>be 11
>family going to sydney from canberra by car
>after the mountain pass, see massive explosion ahead
>ask parents what was that
>reply with "what was what
>get close, its a gas tanker crashed into a ditch
>watch through front and side windows
>drive past, turn around to look through rear view
>no crash or debris
>parents say didnt see any truck or explosion
>nope and played my gameboy rest of the trip
>get to narooma
>watch tv in cabin later that night
>gas tanker crash on same highway
>went outside the cabin to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:36:00 No.8092424 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092417

sure it wasn't the demolition of the hospital? or fireworks? or cannons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 17:51:00 No.8092456 Report

Quoted By: >>8095190 >>8095293 >>8096743 >>8096876 >>8096945 >>8097224

>21 guns by Green Day playing on Sirius.
>I have heard this song before.
>Look at the radio. New song wtf? Came out this year?
>I can sing the lyrics.
>Check my music collection. I do not own this song.
>Torrent the disc. I have heard none of these songs but 21 guns.
>Later song wins award. How does old song(or possibly cover) win award.
>Google google google.
>Find hits for "sounds like"
>Thank god
>No wait..these guys are just talking about songs with slightly similar rhythms.
>what the fuck

Anybody else got one that specific? I knew that song before it came out.

My future self encoded it into my brain as a trigger for something, only it didn't work because I don't remember what I'm supposed to do.

My best theory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 18:03:00 No.8092483 Report

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>walking home
>headphones on
>little girl on tricycle ahead
>okay
>she drops the trike, runs off out of view.
>look away from the trike; cannot see it at all
>look back at trike
>trike is gone.
I doubt that the little girl grabbed it when I looked away as I only looked away for a second.
That or I'm a faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 18:11:00 No.8092496 Report

Quoted By: >>8094363

>put ketchup back in the cupboard
>go back next day
>ketchup is not in cupboard
>look in fridge
>ketchup is in the fridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 18:17:00 No.8092504 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092417
11 year old smoking.. this is australia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 18:20:00 No.8092513 Report

Quoted By: >>8092544

>>8092491
horizontal speed has nothing to do with air time, kinematics how the fuck does it work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 18:31:00 No.8092544 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092513
kinematics schinematics

Shaun.M.D !aih3cgwXm2

noko

Shaun.M.D !aih3cgwXm2 Tue 05 Jul 2011 20:08:00 No.8092882 Report

Quoted By:

>>8091928
you have a tumr in your brain

got to the doctors, im not even trolling
you are randomly passing out, but you cant remember that you passed out

Shaun.M.D !aih3cgwXm2

Shaun.M.D !aih3cgwXm2 Tue 05 Jul 2011 20:22:00 No.8092934 Report

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>>8092256
harry potter has been around for like 12+ years, retard

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 20:43:00 No.8093046 Report

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>Be 13 or 14
>Move to new house
>House is newly built, moved in literally day of completion
>Help dad move and set up furniture and stuff
>Two days later, hear word noises while trying to sleep
>Notice tentacle thing poking from behind bed
>Pull it out, and noises stop
>It was a rubber squid/octopus toy that I had never seen before and none of us knew where it came from.
>Lost it years later

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 20:44:00 No.8093053 Report

Quoted By:

>>8083347
Check out Pnårp.com for some "reality glitches."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 20:49:00 No.8093076 Report

Quoted By:

>>8089058
inb4 Long Dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 20:56:00 No.8093097 Report

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>halloween last year
>i'm outside
>walking with dinosaur
>look to left
>slide to right
>criss-cross
>dinosaur is now on floor
>wat
>go inside and laugh and beat lung cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:00:00 No.8093110 Report

Quoted By:

>>8091714
im sorry what is this? july 18 is my birthday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:02:00 No.8093117 Report

Quoted By:

>Be 10
>At my house with friend
>Playing with green action figure from the Alien movies
>Go eat dinner
>Come back and the toy is several shades lighter
>Friend and I look at eachother
>wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:14:00 No.8093142 Report

Quoted By: >>8093155

>>8091688
>Leave thread
>come back day later
Anyway, I wasn't 16 IRL. This just happened about a month and an half ago. In the dream, at the beginning I was sixteen again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:15:00 No.8093145 Report

Quoted By:

the more i think about it the more i think that its possible that the universe is a massive simulation of some sort and that these are minor errors within it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:17:00 No.8093155 Report

Quoted By:

>>8093142

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:18:00 No.8093157 Report

Quoted By:

>>8093173

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:19:00 No.8093160 Report

Quoted By:

>>8093163

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:21:00 No.8093165 Report

Quoted By: >>8093165 >>8093169

>>8093165

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:21:00 No.8093169 Report

Quoted By: >>8093187

>>8093165
Fuck yes, Predicted my own post number

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:27:00 No.8093187 Report

Quoted By: >>8093193

>>8093169

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:28:00 No.8093193 Report

Quoted By:

>>8093187
Shut your hole, I amused myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:29:00 No.8093195 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092080
>Use DS as alarm
>I've forgotten to turn the sound on before, so make a big deal of turning it on
>double-check it several times, this often keeps me from getting to sleep, which is ironic I guess
>wake up three hours later, it is an hour or two past when I intended to get up
>open DS to see how long it is until alarm is supposed to go off, "22:56:17" or something being the usual answer
>realize that I overslept
>volume on DS is off
I know it's because I only half-wake up when it goes off (it's not loud enough to wake me up if it's not right by my head) and turn the volume off, promptly fall back to sleep and forget about it, but still unnerving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:36:00 No.8093211 Report

Quoted By:

>>8083347
>reality glitch
>6-7 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:39:00 No.8093222 Report

Quoted By:

>>8084430

never question free MMs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:40:00 No.8093227 Report

Quoted By:

durr I perceive the world exactly as it is, and I perceived something illogical, reality must have glitches!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:40:00 No.8093230 Report

Quoted By:

>8
>coming home from vacation
>clear weather
>all of a sudden: RAIN, RAIN EVERYWHERE
>5 seconds later, clear sky again
>wat do

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:43:00 No.8093241 Report

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The reason that some of these things happen is because this existence that we call "reality" is actually a very advanced holographic simulation that occasionally makes mistakes, resulting in these "glitches."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 21:46:00 No.8093256 Report

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>come home with six pack of Dr Pepper
>put pack in the fridge, take out a can
>drink it whilst playing video games
>feel thirsty
>go to get another can
>pack is still full
>what?
>go to my room and check for the empty can
>it's not there
>go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 22:04:00 No.8093316 Report

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>be 12
>playing on swings before school alone
>see white fluff-like snow tumbling on the ground
>covers the whole schoolyard
>make castles out of fluff
>teacher walks by and asks what I'm doing
>look up and back down
>no fluff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 22:05:00 No.8093327 Report

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>>8091843
Dem coincidences

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 22:10:00 No.8093349 Report

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>Biggest glitch of them all
>Humanity realizing reality glitches exist.
>Oh, the horror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 22:14:00 No.8093375 Report

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Another one:
>be 10
>grab hunchback of motte dame VHS
>put in VHS player
>Intense porn scene plays out
>take VHS out
>says hunchback of notre dame on side
>older sister takes it from me and puts it back in
>I try to stop her
>hunchback of notre dame plays
>first nope in a long line of mopes

Also, archive this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 23:41:00 No.8093943 Report

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>Be around 6
>At sea world
>Over by the mother fucking dolphin area
>look over see a dolphin shaped stroller, it was smiling
>Go to pet a dolphin
>Get bit
>Send dolphin to it's room
>Dolphin leaves to go to room
>Look back at stroller see it go from smiling to frowning.
>Go outside to cry and be smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 23:48:00 No.8093987 Report

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>be in a farm
>no other human around
>play with ducks, chickens, etc
>hang around with sow
>fuck er
>have babies
>she loves em more than she loves me
>kill babies
>she gets depressed
>she drowns herself with mud
>go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2011 23:58:00 No.8094052 Report

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>>8087499
underaged b&

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 00:04:00 No.8094106 Report

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>>8093546

that's not a reality glitch you stupid fuck. the outcome is uncertain, but you're always going to have one. explain to me how that's a reality glitch. if reality glitched in any way this PROCESS would be affected in some way. you're always going to find if you measure wavelength or position you cannot find the other. every single time. that doesn't sound like it's glitching. that sounds like it's doing exactly what the theory is saying it should be doing.

where the fuck is the glitch you dumb shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 00:32:00 No.8094248 Report

Quoted By: >>8094404

>>8091688
thats funny

For real I've had it happen a lot where i would dream/remember seeing a tv show (when i still watched TV)
Where they would be like NEW EPISODE next friday and then when we saw it i would tell my family what happens because i had already seen it. Shit was weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 00:41:00 No.8094289 Report

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>sneak out window to go to parties(don't ask..)
>walk down street to a bar
>black out after 3rd bar
>find self in car
>find self on street, 5blocks from home
>black out
>8AM, home, window shut, screen in-tact, room made, clean pj's, no hang-over.
>confused because my window is 5 feet from ground, and has gravel driveway, how did I manage silence? my walls are made of paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 00:49:00 No.8094359 Report

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>>8085517

Shit like that happens when you're drunk. One of mine;
>Be at music festival
>Drink shitloads of beers and tequila
>Flash my dick on stage at a festival radio show
>Be convinced that i lost my phone and wallet
>Nothing
>Wake up in my tent with total amnesia for the last 12 hours
>Phone and wallet next to me
>No hangover

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 00:49:00 No.8094363 Report

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>>8092496
/ck/ faG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 00:54:00 No.8094391 Report

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>walk out bedroom door
>Go downstairs
>went outside to smoke and cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 00:57:00 No.8094404 Report

Quoted By: >>8094448

>>8094248
That shit used to happen to me all the time!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:02:00 No.8094432 Report

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>>8091721
babbys first green>te>xttT>

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:02:00 No.8094436 Report

Quoted By: >>8094445

These "reality glitches" all sound DPH induced. Did your parents often give you benadryl for allergies or to put you to sleep? If so, DPH can cause occurrences very much like a reality glitch.

It becomes recreational at higher doses, and things like this will happen:

>man, this video game sure is fun
>wait a minute, I don't even have a controller in my hand
>the TV was off the whole time
>I'm not sitting...I was lying down on my bed staring at the ceiling the whole time
>mom calls me downstairs
>SHIT! Mom is home? I don't want her to see me tripping
>Go downstairs, nobody is there
>Actually, I never went downstairs, I just opened the large cupboard next to the stairs and was standing there

Don't do DPH. Ever. Not even for allergies. Shit is not good for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:05:00 No.8094445 Report

Quoted By: >>8094468 >>8094522

>>8094436
I take 6 a night for sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:06:00 No.8094448 Report

Quoted By: >>8094507

>>8094404
Glad to hear im not the only one who seemed to have this happen. I dont really know why but it was so weird. my brother would get all pissed conversation would go like this.

> show/movie comes on, watch for 5 minutes
Me " OH ive seen this already!"
Bro " You couldnt have its new they havent played it yet"
Me " dood i swear ive seen this, *description of episode here"
> some time later the show is over and brother looks at me like WTF how did you know about this?!?

then again i get Deja vu all the time where i had a dream about something happening and it did, SOME that could not be an adaption of past events to current situations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:09:00 No.8094468 Report

Quoted By: >>8094512

>>8094445
Stuff is not healthy for you at all, and may explain your "reality glitches". You should try melatonin, its completely natural and is considered the safest sleep aid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:11:00 No.8094481 Report

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>>8093291
I would SHIT myself. You know that horrible burning feeling? You get that? Tell me more, this is so interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:12:00 No.8094494 Report

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one day my aunt decideds to go out of town because she wanted to get a laptop for herself, decided to come alone and bring ds with me to play pokemon pearl.on the way back find out she had gotten one for me as well, freak out like a little kid. get home and realize i forgot ds in car, go to car and nothing is there. spend next 2 years on and off looking. one day after said laptop finally breaking i get into the car about to leave and i feel something near the seatbelt clip. look down it's the pearl game and in plain sight. still nope about it often due to fact i looked in every possible nook in the car

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:12:00 No.8094504 Report

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>>8093546
"Heisenberg uncertainty principle"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:13:00 No.8094507 Report

Quoted By: >>8094583

>>8094448
Hold on to that. Never just pass it off as something. It could mean something. maybe you can somewhat see into the future and right now that is all you can do with your talents. I just decided to think nothing of it. =/
the first time it had happen was in the early 90's I was probably around 6 and i watched a movie on the television. It was called Finding Forester. years later it comes out in theaters and I am like "What?!?!?? How is this out in theaters if I saw it on tv maybe 5 years back?" I tell this to my mom and she was like. nope, it new.. And I was leik nooooo berieve in me!!!! Then she asked me questions and I answered them and she was just like.. You only know that from the internet or something...
then I went outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:13:00 No.8094512 Report

Quoted By: >>8094536

>>8094468
Haha I actually haven't experienced reality glitches since I was a boy, which I just wrote off as my childish mind running wild

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:14:00 No.8094521 Report

Quoted By: >>8094551

THAT HAPPENED TO ME! WITH A MOVIE TRAILER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:15:00 No.8094522 Report

Quoted By: >>8094536

>>8094445

you take 6 DPH every night, you're not getting reality glitches. you're just giving yourself brain damage. you really are.

i've done DPH, and 6 is enough to turn me into a lethargic and mindless fuck. you do this everyday. you're so used to being brain dead you don't notice it anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:18:00 No.8094536 Report

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>>8094522
see
>>8094512

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:20:00 No.8094551 Report

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>>8094521
-.-
I have noticed that the more you think you have seen something before the more you believe it. but this was a movie that I remembered for a while. and would talk to people about it and they had no idea what I was talking about... So I know at least that one was real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:23:00 No.8094570 Report

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i was around 2 when this happened so i don't remember it first hand but only from my moms perspective. back then i was in one of this walkers that you sat and ran around with, and someone leaves the gate to the basement open. i 'm suddenly gone and my mom freaks out, looks around house nowhere to be found. they notice the gate open and go downstairs to find me still in walker perfectly fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:25:00 No.8094575 Report

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>Read something about Mae West
>Read she died in her 20's
>"wow, she was really pretty!"
>Go to look her up online
>Nothing
>wtf
>Look her up online a month later, find everything I need to know about her, including her age at death: 87
>moare wtf

This has happened before. Many times before... I'm still confus....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:26:00 No.8094583 Report

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>>8094507
Yeah some of the Deja vus are crazy because i remember what happens in the dream clearly next but it was always something off the wall and never what happened in real life. like then i would cry and smoke which i would never do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:29:00 No.8094593 Report

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some of you nofunallowed.jpg fucks need to lighten up.

we're calling them reality glitches because they are bizarre events that have happened to us that make no sense. it's as if our reality had a glitch in it. TA DA! reality glitch. now please either contribute or go make a thread geared toward your interests.

also, this really should be archived. great thread.

>chanarchive.org
>put in url in the request archive
>go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:32:00 No.8094602 Report

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>drop something behind me
>It's never to be seen again

that feel...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:32:00 No.8094605 Report

Quoted By: >>8095001

>Walk under street lights
>Lights go out
>Walk away
>Light comes back on

Happens constantly..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:48:00 No.8094674 Report

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>be 6, love vidya games
>find game ive never played before in my Snes
>all about anime character and disney stuff
>thissucks.jpg
>years later, kingdom hearts came out
>tell my neighbor ive already played it
>neighbor laughs
>"it just came out today man"
>WUT

i even freaked my friend out by knowing about the keysword shit an which characters ull meet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 01:52:00 No.8094698 Report

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>be 6-7
>let one of my cousins borrow a purple N64 controller since I stopped playing
>about a month later it breaks beyond repair and tossed in the garbage bin
>years later I stay over at his house for the night
>we bust out his N64 and loot around trying to find his controller around midnight
>check under the bed where he keeps plenty of things as to the point where it's dark during the day
>find what I thought was the controller after scrambling around
>switch on the lights
>it's a purple controller with stickers on it like mine had
>it's in perfect, working condition

too this day I can't explain how this happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:02:00 No.8094759 Report

Quoted By: >>8094870

>start indirectly thinking about a cartoon episode through a joke or something that I found didn't make logical sense
>turn on TV a minute later
>the episode I was "thinking" about comes up

I absolutely hate it when this happens because nobody cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:13:00 No.8094831 Report

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>>8085562
thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:16:00 No.8094854 Report

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>go
>outside
>to
>smoke
>and
>cry
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:18:00 No.8094870 Report

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>>8094759
This happens to me all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:19:00 No.8094884 Report

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>>read a thread about life glitches
>>realize there are more morons in the world than previously imagined

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:30:00 No.8094948 Report

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>>8087218
FUCK YOU.

That is my ultimate fear. Black shadows with white eyes. Oh god why did i click iit ffff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:31:00 No.8094953 Report

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>sometimes
>feel as if i've fell down
>sitting in chair or standing up
>whatamidoing.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:32:00 No.8094960 Report

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Ok this one happened when I was 14 or so. I was a bit of a pyro at the time.
>letting dog run around front lawn
>waiting for it to do it's thing
>see huge beehive on the small tree in the middle of lawn
>it was huge, maybe size of football
>bees everywhere
>grab dog and go inside to get WD40 and lighter to get rid of bees
>tell dad and uncle
>walk outside to set hive on fire
>no hive
>no trace
>wtf.jpeg
>already outside so I cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:38:00 No.8095001 Report

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>>8094605
wait, was this confirmed as something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:43:00 No.8095026 Report

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>>8091859
HOLY SHIT

sometimes, that happens to me, too, with movies and etc..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:50:00 No.8095076 Report

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>>8091862
Sunsets are a pretty fucked up thing, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:52:00 No.8095084 Report

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>Teenager, getting ready for school
>Sit down on bed; room is dark
>See a glow-in-the-dark green stain on my bed sheets
>Stare at it for a second, then cover it up with more sheets
>Uncover it, its gone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:57:00 No.8095104 Report

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>Be 20
>Working on script for student film
>Scene where someone gets stabbed
>Think hard about how the blood would look seeping out of the wound
>Look down at hand
>Hand is bleeding profusely from the wrist.
>Roommate sees this, rushes and gets me a towel
>Deathly afraid of blood, pass out.
>Wake up, blood towel is still there, but I have no wounds or marks to indicate I should have been bleeding.
>Don't touch script ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:07:00 No.8095157 Report

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>be 17 and full of the piss and vinegar
>jump down entire flights of stairs daily, sometimes two stories at once
>jump down a few stairs, maybe 7-9 steps
>break ankle
>doesn't hurt
>make my way upstairs to go to sleep to see if I can tough it out
>pain sets in full force the moment I climb stairs
>fall down stairs
>rushed to hospital
>"hairline fracture"
>wut
>NEVER JUMP EVER AGAIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:11:00 No.8095172 Report

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>about 13 years old
>playing tag
>trip down hill, going to crack head on cement street corner
>do a badass samus ball roll and land in samus position
>super hyper rest of day
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:14:00 No.8095190 Report

Quoted By: >>8095197

>>8092456
I did the EXACT same thing. Only with the chorus though. I was tripping balls because I just assumed it was older Greenday but, NOPE.jpg

>Mfw this song is haunted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:17:00 No.8095196 Report

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>LOL REALITY GLITCHES
>ARCHIVE THIS THREAD
>GREAT THREAD LOL

Fuck, I hate you underage summer users.
I'm not even no fun allowed, I love these NOPE.JPG threads. It's just that everything in here is blatantly faked, easily explained or just stupid. This thread is AIDS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:17:00 No.8095197 Report

Quoted By:

>>8095190
Time jumping song?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:19:00 No.8095207 Report

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>long time ago
>walking home from school
>enter estate
>no one about
>trees rustling gently
>raise my arms like I'm storm from xmen and summon forth wind
>at that moment huge gusts of wind start blowing, making a loud windy noise and making the trees flail windly
>I AM BUT A GOD

ー═┻┳︻▄（Pixelman）ξ▄︻┻┳═一

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ー═┻┳︻▄（Pixelman）ξ▄︻┻┳═一 Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:23:00 No.8095225 Report

Quoted By: >>8095234

HHHmmmm true story

>>five or six
>>go for ear operation
>>sleep on operating table
>>dream of I being in a floating island 5ftx5ft in the universe

>>giant 50ft dragon comes out tells me something
>>while dragon speaks other voices repeats but in different languages

>>wake up in hospital bed
>>mother crying
>>doctor tells me I died for 7 seconds
my expression pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:25:00 No.8095234 Report

Quoted By: >>8095262

>>8095225

You mean to say our Lord Jesus Christ is really a 50ft dragon that speaks a multitude of languages?

cool.

Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:26:00 No.8095239 Report

Quoted By: >>8095262

>died for 7 seconds

That makes no sense. How would they measure, whatever in the world you think they were monitoring to detect seven seconds of death?

ー═┻┳︻▄（Pixelman）ξ▄︻┻┳═一

ー═┻┳︻▄（Pixelman）ξ▄︻┻┳═一 Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:31:00 No.8095262 Report

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>>8095234

>>jesus no dragon

>>8095239
something within those numbers, I gotta ask again cause its been a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:31:00 No.8095265 Report

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I get this maybe three times a week.

>pillow is under window
>no curtain, looking directly up at sky
>1am and sky looks orange. And I mean, VERY orange.
>go downstairs, open door
>black sky
>look out of window again
>orange sky
>open window
>black sky

WHAT IS THIS SHIT.
I don't think it's the glass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:33:00 No.8095271 Report

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What saddens me the most about this is that what happened here is entirely the truth. But everyone will assume i'm making it up.
>be 6
> at beach with parents because of some Sand sculpture show.
> At hand level with every around me.
>notice that for everyone around me their thumbs are on the opposite side of their hand, by their pinky.
>Watch as everyones (including my own) thumbs disolve into their hands and grow back on the other side.
>look at the sand sculptures, Same thing happens to them.
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:36:00 No.8095286 Report

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> be bored high schooler who spent a day googling lucid dreaming instead of doing work, because half of his class was a computer class
> go home and decide to try it
> although it's a blur, clearly remember people coming in the room and talking to me
> suddenly conscious
> go downstairs and ask parents who came up stairs
> nobody
And I know that it wasn't a dream, because I never fell asleep. The transition was almost instant too, suddenly went from the lucid dreaming state to cold consciousness, and then the WTF hit me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:37:00 No.8095288 Report

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>Some time ago, be chillin' with bros at a pub
>Suddely, I have the clear perception of my beer falling from the table and crashing to the ground
>Move hand to prevent the destruction of precious beer
>Punch perfectly still and safe beer bottle into oblivion
>My friends look at me as I was some kind of weird alien
>Go outside to cry and smoke

Not Anonymous

Not Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:38:00 No.8095293 Report

Quoted By: >>8095360

>>8092456

Hey! I got this same glitch but with the movie How to Train Your Dragon. The movie was released one year ago but I have the memories of having seen it couple if years ago [2 or 3 at least]. That pretty much fucked with my mind, I told my friends that I had seen this movie before it premiered and even told them how it ends. They obviously didn't believe in me and went to see it w/o me. After the coming out they hated me for ruin it for them and told me that probably I had seen it pirated somewhere else.

So, iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:40:00 No.8095304 Report

Quoted By:

This has happend quite a few times lately.

>Be driving
>Notice car with two ladders on roof behind me.
>Get to end of road
>See the car pass me going the opposite direction.
>Look behind
>Car not behind me

The road is straight and there is no way the car could of gotten round in time to come past me on the opposite side of the road. It's given me more belife that this world is a creation in my mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:45:00 No.8095323 Report

Quoted By: >>8095338

This one's not really a reality glitch since it's drug related, but my friends (and myself, later) found it to be pretty funny.
> Be 17, decide to take some Triple C's (Cough and cold medicine caplets) to get high.
> High as fuck, laying on my bed listening to music.
> Friend shows up, and sits in the couch by my bed and talks to me.
> Lights up a cigarette, picks up the ash tray and talks to me while I lay in my bed tripping balls.
> He finishes his cigarette, and goes to set the ash tray down but at the speed of light I pull a ninja move and smack it out of his hand, sending cigarette butts and ashes everywhere.
> Have no clue why the fuck I did it
> Don't even realize that I did it until after my friend told me I did, and I have a huge WTF moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:49:00 No.8095338 Report

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>>8095323
This reminds me of something, not glitchy but whatever.
>Be with friends in a park, pretty late in the night, decide to smoke some kickass weed
>I get high pretty easily and I had drunk a couple of beers before
>Feel completely paralized, remain still most of the time while friends have a good time
>Suddenly talking to a wandering dog about the marxist perception of history and receiving answers doesn't seem weird to me
>Do this for about 1 hour (I really don't know, I just think it was an hour)
>Get up and mumble about going home
>Friend decide to give me a drive home since I can't even walk
>Tell him about the dog
>He tells me that I didn't say a word the whole time and there was no dog there
>Tell him to stop the car, go outside to cry and smoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:52:00 No.8095348 Report

Quoted By: >>8098264

>be 3 or 4
>Remember flying or gliding down my stairs
>get to the bottom, walk away
>Mom freaks out, because apparently i tripped down
>Wtf i remember gliding
>not hurt at all

I actually thought to myself on the way down, sure is fun flying down the stairs, maybe ill do it more often.

Or something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:54:00 No.8095360 Report

Quoted By: >>8095378

>>8095293
It came out in the UK first, I saw it and had it downloaded. Same with plenty of movies.

Not Anonymous

Not Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:57:00 No.8095378 Report

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>>8095360
It came out years before in the Uk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:00:00 No.8095392 Report

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>Take out contacts
>Go to bed
>Wake up in the morning
>IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE! I CAN SEE PERFECTLY!
>Find out I somehow am wearing my contacts

Most depressing moment of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:01:00 No.8095397 Report

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Ok, you'll probably think this is just bullshit, but I'M NOT KIDDING.

>Get pepsi can
>Start Drinking
>As I drink it gets lighter
>Dismiss it
>Eventually it weighs almost nothing
>Shortly after that, THERE WAS NO MORE PEPSI LEFT

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

bbhacker

bbhacker Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:02:00 No.8095399 Report

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>in car holding door closed because we can't turn off child safety lock (it was turned on while the door was open)
>fly around corner door opens me latched to it freaking out
>man in buisness suit closes door (we were going 40mph)
>go back man not there
>go out side to cry smoke and walk my dinosaur

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:03:00 No.8095410 Report

Quoted By:

some of these definitely sound made up, but others sound like legit wtf moments.

again, if this doesn't interest you, go elsewhere. start your own goddamn thread.

also, archive this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:12:00 No.8095441 Report

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>5-6 years old
>I go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.8095473 Report

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>fall asleep
>dream it's been at least 5 hours
>wake up
>find out only 5 minutes have passed

happened frequently when I was younger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.8095476 Report

Quoted By: >>8095666

>5th Grade
>Swinging on the Swings like a boss
>Be a dumbass and jump off the swings
>Instead of flying forward, I fly straight up
>Fall down about 10-12 feet
>Land on my arm
>Not broken and no pain at all
>Get up and walk away

I still wonder how I didn't completely obliterate my arm.

Cannibal !!IcWPDpE1Zff

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Cannibal !!IcWPDpE1Zff Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:26:00 No.8095519 Report

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>be 8
>wandering around house, see the sun is going down
>its summer so dusk is very nice
>go inside for a soda
>see its 4PM
>what?
>go back outside, sun still way up in the sky
>mom, what happened to the sun?
>what are you talking about sweetie?
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:37:00 No.8095605 Report

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>be last year
>dream of gman as some sort of asking for help
>be alone walking home some days later
>freak out when I see someone who looked and dressed like him
>go outside, nope, walk the dinosaur, lose the game

Cannibal !!IcWPDpE1Zff

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Cannibal !!IcWPDpE1Zff Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:41:00 No.8095645 Report

Quoted By: >>8095715

i got one more.
>be in college
>writing note in history class about the cold war
>discussing cuba, and conflicts in cambodia and veitnam
>wait i have these notes
>raise my had like a roody-poo breaking the professor's concentration
>"we did these notes last week"
>"Impossible, there was no class last week"
>argue like a roody-poo some more
>she checks out my notes, copied from powerpoint
>"How did you get these, I just made this an hour ago"/

i nope'd pretty fucking hard since there was no way i could of had them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:42:00 No.8095657 Report

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>be 15
>Chilling, playing bball
>couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood
>Got in one little fight, my mom got scared
>She went outside and cried and smoked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:43:00 No.8095666 Report

Quoted By: >>8095696 >>8096015

>>8095476

dude 10-12 feet isn't that high. maybe it is to you now if you're a fat 300lbs piece of shit, i got my hacky sack off the roof a few days ago and jumped off and it's well over 10 feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:45:00 No.8095682 Report

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i think sleep got it's shit mixed up in this one, just thinking about it.

>feel tired
>fall asleep, have a dream
>wake up
>realise i only slept for like 10 minutes
>takes around an hour to get back to sleep
>suddenly i get up to check clock because i'm getting fustrated
>see it's 10 in the morning
>it's light out

it was rather that me trying to get some sleep was a dream, or reality fucked up my schedule LOL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:48:00 No.8095696 Report

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>>8095666
>Be knee high to a grasshopper
>Get picked on by this adult who says 12 feet isn't high.
>Acts tough for jumping off 10 ft

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:51:00 No.8095709 Report

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This requires some background information as it's pretty relevant to the story. My "false" grandmother owns a cabin on a small to medium-sized island. The cabin is constructed with materials from an old ship, the kitchen for example, is the steering room of the "ship".

Our family had a barbecue at a decently spaced area in front of the cabin and generally had a good time. However, later that day my uncle told my mother how he had seen someone sit by my other uncles boat, but the person suddenly disappeared. He had been wearing old clothing with a handkerchief over his head. My uncle is pretty masculine (like he's a fucking tank, ex-sailor and hardly speaks unless some witty comment), but he looked scared as fuck when my aunt returned from a walk in the forest later that night and told the exact same story. No, she hadn't talked to my mother or uncle during that time. This was an independent case.

Fuck ghosts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:51:00 No.8095715 Report

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>>8095645
GB2/ b / you cancerious tripfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:52:00 No.8095720 Report

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>last night, watching movie with friend
>movie ends, we both check our watches and it's one am
>brush teeth
>look at watch again: it is now two am
>where the fuck did our hour go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:01:00 No.8095798 Report

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>>8091928
When you're very stressed or tired, you can actually sleep without your brain properly registering it. It happens to me EVERY single night in the winter because it's so cold. One second I'm looking at the stars, the next second I feel a little less tired and the stars are in a completely different location. I just feel a little confused and keep trying to sleep.

Similarly, hallucinations are more common than people think, and they're not usually in the form of monsters or manifistations but simple tweaks of events (e.g inconsistent timelines), which could explain most of these glitches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:05:00 No.8095831 Report

Quoted By: >>8095946

Hey guys, I have a radical idea...

What if this is all due to time travel? Maybe it's been invented and the government/military is using it all the time? Their experimenting with time is causing it to slightly change every aspect of our world without us knowing, and these 'glitches' are part of the results of their doing?

This blew my fucking mind this morning btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:11:00 No.8095884 Report

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>Fall asleep at evening.
>Wake up to violent vibrations
>Think it is earthquake
>See dark figure next to my feet
>Think oh my god what the fuck
>Wake up
>Everything quiet no vibrations
>Run to lightswitch
>Holy fuck adrenaline pumping like fuck
>Go downstairs living room and sit with dad

Today I put it down to sleep paralysis and some weird hallucination but fuck was it weird. It felt really evil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:14:00 No.8095917 Report

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I've never experienced reality glitches because I'm a rational, focused and alert person. Either you're all programmed by a really shitty God or you're ignoring the sensible conclusion which again makes the events more bizarre in your disorganized heads. Pick one. Let's see you make a sensible choice for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:17:00 No.8095946 Report

Quoted By: >>8095974 >>8095992

>>8095831
You sound more schizophrenic than suspicious. And your sentence structuring, grammar and choice of words leads me to believe you're not a very competent person.

Do humanity one good favor and don't have kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:18:00 No.8095949 Report

Quoted By: >>8095974

Could someone explain to me what these "reality glitches" essentially are? I have a pretty good idea but I'd like a for sure explanation.

ManicKen

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ManicKen Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:19:00 No.8095959 Report

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>get bored
>stand on lamp
>realize that isn't supposed to work
>get down from there
>open the door get on the floor
>go outside and smoke and cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:21:00 No.8095974 Report

Quoted By: >>8096025

>>8095949
u mad, bro?
>>8095946
Reality glitches are essentially periods in time where things happen that seem to defy logic and what you KNOW happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:23:00 No.8095986 Report

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>driving from boston to new orleans
>have been driving for 15 hours straight
>start to feel really tired, cannot wait to get home and go to sleep
>suddenly out of nowhere
>mattress in the middle of the road
>run it over, swerve out of control
>then suddenly giant fluorescent purple crucifix on the side of the road
>not sure if dreaming or hallucinating or just entering the deep south

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:24:00 No.8095992 Report

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>>8095946
>projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:25:00 No.8096008 Report

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>fucking
>my penis in her vagina
>NOPE.JPG

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:26:00 No.8096015 Report

Quoted By: >>8096060

>>8095666
Wow, this guy is DEFINITELY a time traveler.
666 satan trips and he played hacky sack "a few days ago"

Okay, sir, it's obvious you're posting from the mid-1990's right now. Tell us all your secrets, O, man of ages past.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:27:00 No.8096025 Report

Quoted By: >>8096040

>>8095974
Thanks. So, does anyone else have nights when they go to bed early and wake up fairly late and it feels like you've slept for only a minute or so? I've noticed nights like those I never have any dreams at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:30:00 No.8096038 Report

Quoted By: >>8096345

> Be in mid-thirties
> Have a 3 year old daughter
> Kill her
> Wrap her in duct tape
> Bury her
> Found not guilty

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.bmp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:30:00 No.8096040 Report

Quoted By: >>8096064

>>8096025
I remember once when I was a kid, I was lying in bed thinking about Ren and Stimpy. I closed my eyes, then opened them and it was morning. I was still thinking about Ren and Stimpy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:31:00 No.8096046 Report

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>>8083347

Did it occur to you that your parents just replaced it with Raichu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:32:00 No.8096060 Report

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>>8096015

lol people still play hacky sack. hell i got three circles i play with in this town alone. people still do shit outside, i'm at the skate park once a day minimum since it's right in front of my apartment. i'm not glued in front of my monitor screen all day like your loser ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:33:00 No.8096064 Report

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>>8096040
That's what I was talking about, whenever it happens to me it kinda creeps me out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:33:00 No.8096067 Report

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Once a week until I was 10, I would wake up without falling asleep. Id be staring at nothing then I would wake up. Didn't care when I was younger, but then I read about alien ubduction and it scred the shit out of me.o

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:34:00 No.8096074 Report

Quoted By: >>8096180

>>8083347
What the fuck is up with that picture? Why can't I stop staring at it? Fucking pube brows.

Smiles

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Smiles Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:35:00 No.8096079 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:38:00 No.8096110 Report

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>be 14
>get home from a store after buying gum, tic-tacs, and some chips
>put them all in a cupboard with a sliding glass door in my room
>leave room for about 2 minutes to get other stuff.
>the items are in a box I have next to my bed.
>the glass door to my cupboard is open
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:40:00 No.8096120 Report

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>>Driving home from work
>>prism of light floats across the highway, slowly
>>moves like ball-lightning, but shaped like a star crystal
>>drive right through it
>>it carries on its way across the highway
>>I pretend I didn't just see that shit
>>MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:40:00 No.8096122 Report

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Didn't think I would have any but one comes to mind suddenly. Toy story related kind of.

>Be young
>watch the first toy story movie
>my twin sister and I set up our stuffed animals in a circle and pretend to get out of room
>spy on toys
>nothing happens
>fuck this shit.jpg and put them back on the shelf

Some time later
>twin had a favorite stuffed animal
>leaves it on the shelf in the closet
>it disappears without a trace, only that toy
>no one else played with stuffed animals besides us

Years later
>we don't play with that stuff anymore
>about to move houses in a couple days
>closet shelf is untouched as always
>about to clean out closet
>same stuffed animal is on the floor in front of the closet in plain sight
>silently nope and pretend not to be freaked out

Not sure if reality glitch but sure was creepy. It literally just disappeared for a couple years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:47:00 No.8096180 Report

Quoted By: >>8096239

>>8096074
>pube brows
That's exactly what I was thought when I was scrolling down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:53:00 No.8096239 Report

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>>8096180
same guy, just right now
>post on /x/
>don't see my post at the top
>refresh 5 times
>"wow i've never seen /x/ this fast before"
>see my post at the top after seeing different threads pop up with each refresh

haha not a real one but is related.

life.

life. Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:03:00 No.8096296 Report

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actualy something just happend to me, i recently receved a hunter duglas shade after having it repaired. i walked over to my basket in my room with my weed pipe tools ect in it. grabed the screwdriver went over insalled it and looked down to see the basket. id never grab it and bring it out because i dont want the people i live with to know i smoke. with that being said i was loling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:03:00 No.8096301 Report

Quoted By: >>8096339 >>8096354

>be 9 or 10
>watch Disney movies all the time on VHS
>start realizing slowly that certain scenes only show up occasionally, particularly a scene in Snow White when she's running in the forest
>I can't remember the detail, but it's just an initial 10 seconds or so and Snow White lets out this scary scream
>mention it, everybody assumes I'm confused or making it up
>my sister sees it with me one day and I point it out, we rewind and watch it a few times. She thinks its weird that she never noticed but assumes its just because she doesn't pay that close of attention
>hfw its not there next time we watch it and I point it out

Never saw it again.

AnonBlah

AnonBlah Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:05:00 No.8096313 Report

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>go to school
>no one is there
>go home
>find out it is a holiday
>go back a few hours later people everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:06:00 No.8096317 Report

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>alarm clock goes off in the morning
>open eyes, look at clock
>clock is upside down and mirrored
>freak the freak out
>blink, clock looks normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:09:00 No.8096339 Report

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>>8096301

Oh come now, I remember that scene like the back of my hand. I bet if I go to my mum's place right now and check the Disney collec...OH GOD WHERE IS IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:10:00 No.8096345 Report

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>>8096038
casey anthony?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:11:00 No.8096347 Report

Quoted By: >>8096434

>be my current age
>wake up one morning
>turn on tv in my room to check to news and weather
>leave tv on while a shower and get dressed
>grab my remote and turn off the tv
>the red light turns off, the ringing stops, the click and fizzle that happens when a tv turns off happens, and the sound stops
>...screen still on, playing the news
>confused, I hit the power button on the remote again
>nothing happens
>push the power button on the tv
>nothing happens
>unplug tv, screen turns off
>replug, turn it back on
>everything working normally
>push power button
>tv turns off completely as it should

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:12:00 No.8096354 Report

Quoted By: >>8096971

>>8096301
wait video or dvd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:14:00 No.8096381 Report

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>have dream about this kid from high school wanting to interview me
>don't know kid's last name or how to pronounce it
>person in dream says kid's last name
>check fb and that's his last name

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:15:00 No.8096398 Report

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>Decide to sprint through the woods in my underwear because I'm a crazy fucker.
>See little kid wearing mittens and a wool hat
>It's summer
>What

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:15:00 No.8096408 Report

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>Playing outside behind my house as a kid
>I have a skin condition so I must be covered up
>Suddenly a naked man leaps out of a tree, and starts staring at me
>He runs off into the trees

What the FUCK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:17:00 No.8096434 Report

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>>8096347
more a technical glitch than a reality glitch but thats all i got

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:18:00 No.8096456 Report

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>be small child
>wake up, need food
>no bowl for cereal in bowl cabinet
>get one from drying rack
>accidentally push glass bowl thing out, shatters everywhere
>oh shit
>clean it up hoping no one asks about it or heard the shatter
>eat cereal, cap'n crunch i believe
>go back down to put bowl in sink
>glass bowl still in drying rack
>wtf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:20:00 No.8096491 Report

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>>8089074

Honestly I would kill to have a dream that seems to last that long.

Longest I've managed to remember only lasted about a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:22:00 No.8096511 Report

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>be like 10
>my dog appears in my room in the middle of the night as i'm on the computer in the dark
>my door was closed the whole time
>whathehell.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:24:00 No.8096537 Report

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>was 8
>running around garden
>slips and falls 2 feet
>everything went slow-mo
>slowly falls down
>get back up and no pain
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:28:00 No.8096584 Report

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>>8087499
Lol at how the first movie came out in 2001, and you were 5 at the time, so you must be 15/16 now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:32:00 No.8096630 Report

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>Be 5 or 6
>Have kickass digital clock
>Fall asleep, dream about some shit where my clock is seen
>7:45 in dream
>snap back to reality
>oh, there goes gravity
>just kidding
>in all seriousness, I woke up at 7:45, the time that my clock read in my dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:33:00 No.8096634 Report

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>Can't find wallet
>Check pockets
>Inventory empty
>Search house
>Find keys, place in right pocket
>Find phone, place in left pocket
>Phone lands on something in pocket
>It was wallet the whole time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:33:00 No.8096639 Report

Quoted By: >>8096645

>be 15
>7 am, i wake up
> go down take a bath and get breakfast
>i look at the clock it's 8:30, wtf
> i go outside take the buss to school
>i see my friends driving by, i don't know which seat to take, so i go on the luggage thing in the back
>we die because we walk the dinosaur
> I go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:34:00 No.8096645 Report

Quoted By:

>>8096639
>>8096639
PEELS HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:39:00 No.8096678 Report

Quoted By: >>8096703

>be 9
>have a bunk bed
>go to sleep on bottom bunk
>wake up on top bunk
>go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:41:00 No.8096703 Report

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>>8096678
happened to me all day, err day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:42:00 No.8096716 Report

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>Be born
>Doctor slaps my ass
>Go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:44:00 No.8096743 Report

Quoted By: >>8096834

>>8092456
Honestly, I swear I'm not making this up - EXACT SAME THING for me with this song. I swear it's like I have vague, long-ago memories of hearing it, and then suddenly it's on the radio as a new release. I still don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:45:00 No.8096749 Report

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>be walking with friend on bike path
>little female nigger on bike rides past
>continue talking to friend
>rides past us again from same direction 15 seconds later
>it was a 3 mile path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 06:57:00 No.8096834 Report

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>>8096743
I just listened to the song, saw the date.
I feel the same way, I haven't heard a Green Day song since 05.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:03:00 No.8096876 Report

Quoted By: >>8097351

>>>8092456

This exact same thing happened to me.

Makes me wonder if it sounds like another one of their songs or if maybe our future selves did encode it into us for some strange, unknown reason...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:11:00 No.8096896 Report

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>its 2011
>be 12 years old
>have a strange feeling in my stumach..
>think im sick or something
>lay on my belly
>let a huuuuuge fart.
>feelsgoodman

Jigsaw !PdR3hkit7c

Jigsaw !PdR3hkit7c Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:13:00 No.8096907 Report

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>Be 3 hours ago
>Open my shower curtain before I use the bathroom (to check for the horrifying house guest, dur)
>Finish up and leave
>Come back an hour later, the shower curtain is half closed
>Nobody is home but me
>Mild NOPE/Reality glitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:13:00 No.8096910 Report

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>play bass in a band for about 2 years
>head to practice on sunday like normal
>start playing the songs, and what comes out is something i've never heard before
>ask my friends wtf is this and when did yall write this
>they laugh like i'm just kinding
>keep my mouth shut so they don't think im looney and bullshit thru the songs until the end of practice
>way home from practice listen to the demo we recorded a few months earlier
>its all the songs that I had never heard until that practice
>go home and drink myself to sleep freaking out
and its the same genre and it sounds like songs we would write but they are NOT the same songs i helped write and had been playing forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:15:00 No.8096929 Report

Quoted By: >>8096939 >>8096975

Several years ago me and a friend both remember playing Star Wars Republic Commando in co-op on the Xbox. Thing is it's impossible but we both remember it and it's now a sort of running joke between us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:16:00 No.8096939 Report

Quoted By:

>>8096929
Same thing happened to me and my brother with MW1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:17:00 No.8096945 Report

Quoted By:

>>8092456
Same thing happened to me with Maroon 5's "This Love"

Why is it that we have this weird, backwards déjà vu with gay bands and their crappy songs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:18:00 No.8096959 Report

Quoted By: >>8096986

I doubt it's considered a reality glitch and it happened a few times, but
>Sleep with TV on
>Wake up at like 5AM
>See some TV show on, but never see it on again
>Ask/tell your friends about it, to no avail
>6 months later that show premieres

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:19:00 No.8096971 Report

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>>8096354

As I specified, VHS. And always the same VHS, recognizably old, so it's unlikely it was some edit/dvd easter egg/feature/different tape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:19:00 No.8096975 Report

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>>8096929
same thing happend to me with lotr two towers on ps2. i have 2 friends who also swore you can play this game with 2 persons at the same time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:21:00 No.8096986 Report

Quoted By: >>8097955

>>8096959
I also meant to say, this happened to me with a few shows, but I specifically remember it with All Grown Up (that shitty Rugrats spinoff)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:24:00 No.8097015 Report

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>Go to sleep on mattress
>Wake up
>Mattress is laid out in front of the door
>I'm on box spring
>No memory of moving it
>Door is locked from inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:24:00 No.8097020 Report

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>Between the ages of 7-13 years old.
>Be early evening
>Walk up stairs to bed
>Open the door
>Blink
>Wake up in bed, sun shining through curtains and no memory of the previous night.

Happened three times, all I'd ever remember is walking into my room then instantly waking up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:25:00 No.8097025 Report

Quoted By: >>8097113

>be like 11
>in car while it's raining
>middle of nowhere (read: eastern colorado)
>rain stops completely for like 2 seconds and then keeps raining
>wat
>go outside to cry and smoke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:31:00 No.8097082 Report

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I dunno how many of these are legit, but my story is 100%
>Be about 5 or 6
>Dad and sister and i playing around the house
>Pretend dad is trying to chase us and kill us (lol i dunno)
>Sister and i lock selves in bathroom
>Cowering and giggling near bathtub
>Suddenly chorus from Vitamin C's 'Graduation' comes belting out of bathtub drain
>Sister and i are wat as fuck
>Ask dad later on wtf
>Said he didn't do it
Realistically though, how the hell would he have done that if he was right outside the door? I mean, it sounded like there was a speaker right down the drain

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:33:00 No.8097097 Report

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>In gradeschool
>Really into Dragonball Z on Toonami
>Talking with friends about episodes I had just seen, they saw different episodes, are confused.
>Two years later, Dragonball GT begins
>I've seen these Episodes before
>In fact, these are the episodes I told my friends about...
>Friends confirm it. Say it was the episode I described. One is pissed because I ruined it for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:34:00 No.8097113 Report

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>>8097025

That's not a reality glitch, fucktard. That's normal weather. It's called a break in the clouds. Happens all the time in Kansas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:38:00 No.8097156 Report

Quoted By: >>8097210

>Have a dream where I'm held hostage at a dump for several years
>Not even joking, felt like years
>Wake up
>Realize it was a dream

Is there a name for these types of dreams?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:39:00 No.8097168 Report

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>Sitting with friends at the bust stop by the mall
>Morbidly obese woman walks by us, and goes down the sidewalk for 3 blocks, then entering the mall.
>A few minutes later, the same woman walks by us, the same direction as before, and enters the mall again.
>I ask my friends, and we all agree we saw her walk down 3 blocks, and enter the mall.
>5 minutes later, she walks by us AGAIN, going towards the mall, and enters it.
>It would have taken at least 10-20 minutes to walk to the mall and back from where we were, but it would have taken an obese woman maybe 30 minutes.
>We're already outside, so we cry and smoke.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:42:00 No.8097210 Report

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>>8097156

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:43:00 No.8097224 Report

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>>8092456

There has to be a song like it, because I remember this exchange going on:

>21 Guns comes on
>"Christ, are they still playing this song?"
>"What are you talking about? This song just came out!"

Like you I knew the words and everything. Spooky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:44:00 No.8097233 Report

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>Today
>Somebody rings my apartment from the front door
>Walk out into hallway and see a woman in a purple shirt at the front door, but don't see her face
>From her body and clothes, it looks exactly like an old female friend of mine
>Realize I don't have a shirt on, walk back inside
>Listen through this speaker thing my apartment has
>Hear her coughing, sniffing, waiting. It sounds EXACTLY like my old friend
>She stays like that for 15 minutes, while I hear irregular knocks at the glass door out front
>Getting creeped out
>She doesn't ring again
>Throw on shirt, check out front - nobody walking away. People walking by and people in cars turning their heads at her
>I can still hear her through the speaker.
>Go out back, throw out trash
>Walk around front, nobody there. I look up and down the street, nobody in a purple shirt, nobody that looks like my old friend
>What the fuck? I text her, she says she isn't in the area

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:52:00 No.8097309 Report

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I was really interested in this girl who was best friends with one of my exes, but felt really bad because of their close friendship and how horribly the relationship between my ex and me had ended. We were flirting noncommittally for a good while, but nothing serious or even promising was coming from it.

One night, I pulled an all-nighter due to insomnia brought on by depression. I had a vivid fever dream/hallucination/daydream/whatevs wherein I was hanging out with that girl, and a cacophony of disgusting noises that sounded familiar was the backdrop to us fucking on the living room couch. I later hung out with my friends from early afternoon into the late evening, when the girl called and said she wanted to hang out.

She dropped by my place around 11:30 PM. There's not much to do in my apartment, so I plugged in the movie "Feast," which she'd never seen and I thought was hilarious. We're both getting to laughing (between her outbursts of, "Ugh," or "Oh Jeeeeez..."), and I get a wild hair up my ass and pull her onto my lap when she'd been sitting a few feet away from me.

She was a little upset at first, bringing up how she didn't want to feel like she was betraying her friend (my ex, keep up with me here), and I thought that was it for a second. But soon enough, we were making out, her clothes came off, and I was getting dome, quickly followed by rabid, rampant fucking to a cacophony of disgusting and familiar sounds. I made it a point not to bring up the weird daydream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:55:00 No.8097340 Report

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>Staying at a friend's house (Rick).
>I go to bed at around 11 pm, my bedroom is on the 2nd floor.
>Dreaming that I'm IMing an old friend on MSN.
>We have a long conversation, she was depressed so it was deep and shit.
>I waked up the next morning.
>Same friend texts me, thanking me for talking to her.
>Rick stayed up all night, so I ask him if I went on the computer last night.
>Rick was on the computer all night, playing StarCraft II.
>Just to make sure, I look on his computer.
>He doesn't have MSN installed.
>I sodomize Rick for several hours after, destroying his asshole.
>We both go outside to cry and smoke.
>I look at my phone, and I never got a text from my old friend.
>Turns out, she died 3 years before the conversation.
>Rick's asshole felt so good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 07:56:00 No.8097351 Report

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>>8096876
The chorus is a ripoff from ELO's "Telephone Line." Green Day sucks and there's nothing paranormal about it.

Anyway, another:
>watching tv when I was younger
>special comes on about legal troubl a guy who won a new gameshow called "Survivor" is going through.
>Survivor comes out, I point out that it's weird that they would show that since they already pointed out who won on the news, mention the whole custody thing, etc.
>nobody believes me, says they'd get in trouble for ruining the show, etc. Whatever, just keep on insisting that I'm 100% certain that guy wins from day 1 (Richard, I'm pretty sure)
>Guy wins. I'm not surprised. Everybody else is.
>See the exact same news special a while later about all the tax stuff that happened.
>it was recent news

All I know is I should have been betting people as much money as possible. Sure took the drama out of the already shitty show knowing from day 1 who won. Still never figured out who happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:04:00 No.8097407 Report

Quoted By: >>8097505

>be 11 or 12
>holding myself under water by the lip of my above-ground pool
>decide I need to breath
>take in a breath without surfacing
>not realizing for minutes later that I was somehow breathing water
>start to choke as soon as I realize it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:06:00 No.8097427 Report

Quoted By: >>8097526 >>8097533

What you perceive as a "reality glitch" is a chemical/electrical misfire in the memory or perception centers of your brain. Especially these stories about remembering movies/songs years before they came out, that's your brain essentially "recording" information incorrectly, encoding it as old memory rather than new info.

>see also: deja vu
>tl;dr lrn2neuroscience, bitches

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:15:00 No.8097505 Report

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>>>8097407

I've been in the exact same situation. This fucking shit aint logical. Here's an unrelated glitch:

>Knock over a cup of tea,
>Remember watching it run along the floor
>Run and get a paper towel
>Come back
>Tea gone, mug still on the floor

Seriously, what is this?
>Run to get a

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:18:00 No.8097526 Report

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>>8097427

That makes sense, except for the part where people predict the endings of movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:18:00 No.8097533 Report

Quoted By: >>8097668

>>8097427
But what about my post?
>>8091843
Not that I'd consider it paranormal or anything but I find it odd that I just happened to be practicing how to move through the water quickly, and I just happened to have a lifeguard shirt. (Sounds ridiculous and stupid as shit, but I took it as a sign(8 year old logic))
I want a legitimate answer instead of "It's just a coincidence." I am actually really interested in seeing if there is some form of (extremely)minor prophetic actions that can happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:19:00 No.8097543 Report

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>Driving down the road, look as a maroon colored car passes, make note of the license plates (don't ask why, but I do it with most cars I see)
>Think nothing of it
>Turn down another road, see the EXACT same car with the EXACT sames plates pass
>It wouldn't be a reality glitch except for the fact that the road was so busy that turning around would take a long time
>They were also going the opposite way from a small suburb with a "NO OUTLET" sign, so they didn't come in another way

The fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:20:00 No.8097556 Report

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july 18th is my birthday too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:30:00 No.8097645 Report

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Has anyone ever encountered someone who looked exactly like you? Shit's weird man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:33:00 No.8097668 Report

Quoted By: >>8097745

>>8097533

Fair enough, the miscoded memory thing is not an explanation for everything in this thread, but a lot of what goes on in "reality glitch" threads is based in people assuming that memory is 1. static, 2. infallible, and 3. encoded chronologically, when in fact it's none of those. The memory is not a tape recorder, it's a sketchbook being drawn in by a drunk dude.

Furthermore, something you said is telling: "I want a legitimate answer," The mind wants meaning, and where meaning does not exist, the mind will construct it. Thus our contextualization of memory-misfires as glitches in reality, or our subconscious alteration of memories to fit better with a narrative.

As for your story, I respectfully advance the theory that maybe you were subconsciously influenced to your actions by the fact that your shirt said "Lifeguard."

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:35:00 No.8097687 Report

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>Find this thread
>6:33 in the morning cuz i'm in germany
>light outside and i should be totally going to bed
>read first half of thread
>remember having read all of this a long time before already in exact same situation with exact same tabs open, doing the same shit, and taking same actions
>hyper dejavu
>wtf.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:44:00 No.8097745 Report

Quoted By: >>8097767

>>8097668
I completely agree about the whole "reality glitch" shit. In fact my experience isn't even a "reality glitch" more like a weird coincidence that I've pondered over for a while.
That also seem like a legitimate response, I'd like to see some tests on this done, and if there have been already I'd like to see the results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 08:46:00 No.8097767 Report

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>>8097745
>seems*
Fix'd

Anonymous

ODM

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 09:03:00 No.8097899 Report

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>Went to shower at 2:00am
>Blink
>In bed with hair still wet
>Look at clock it's 6:15 am
>Clock is right
>In feety pajamas
>I don't even own feety pajams
>IThinkIWasRaped.Jeffreypeg
>Went outside outside to go cry and smoke
>Still don't know what happened to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 09:08:00 No.8097955 Report

Quoted By: >>8097992

>>8096986
They had one episode of rugrats, right before it ended, that was of them being All Grown Up. It is what the show was based out of. They went into a closet, or something, and then you see them older, and at the end of the episode, they come out, normal. Last season of rugrats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 09:11:00 No.8097992 Report

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>>8097955
actually, I liked that one episode of it better than the actual series. They used better colors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 09:42:00 No.8098264 Report

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Probably not much of a glitch since drugs were involved, but here's one I can think of:
>Be senior in high school, probably 17 or 18
>Eat some shrooms with 2 friends at my friend's parents' house
>One friend and I sit in living room talking while other friend goes down into the basement
>Living room faces the only set of stairs that go down into the basement, as well as the only set of stairs that go up to the top floor
>After about 20-30 mins hear footsteps coming downstairs and assume it's his parents ohfuck.midi
>It's our friend who's also tripping that we saw go into the basement and never saw come up
>He shrugs it off and goes back down to basement
>20-30 min later the same thing happens
>WAT
mfw

also,
>>8095348
>>8095348
>>8095348
I have the same memory of this, like the feeling and everything. Didn't remember it until I read your post, but now it's pretty vivid. Probably just constructing it but got-dayum that's crazy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 09:45:00 No.8098297 Report

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, playing a video game, or any other activity where there's extra noise involved, I swear I can hear a song playing or someone speaking in the background. So I'll make everything get quiet, but I won't hear it anymore.

Also, whenever I get a text while I'm sleeping I'll wake up just seconds before the text is received. There's no beep or vibration or light that goes off before that would wake me up, it's always about 5 seconds before it actually happens, as if my body can sense that shit in advance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 10:02:00 No.8098442 Report

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>>8091928

fucking this has happened to me a couple times

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 12:20:00 No.8099488 Report

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>Be a few years ago
>Make a paper airplane
>Throw plane across living room
>Watch plane land behind couch
>Look for plane behind couch
>Not there
>MY COUCH IS HUNGRY, I MUST APPEASE IT
>Go outside to go cry and smoke

I have since moved the couch and the furniture around it and the damn plane is not there.

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