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!!eYYa/8/j/z1 No.8134612 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey guys....I can't find the other thread I just made? ._.

This thread is dedicated to discussing my final showdown with dicksy. The plan is that I'm going to go make some loud noises, hope it attracts dicksy to come around, I'm gonna wreck his legs with my golf club and see what the fuck happens.

Two concerns:
-parents waking up to noise, being like wtf and ruining my mission :|
-dying

So that's my battle plan.. open to modification if any anon delivers better ideas. I really don't wanna fuck this up.