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!!esSirF6LRYN No.8256463 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
A LONG TIME AGO IN THE YEAR 2013 THEIR WERE KIDS NAMED JACK AND JIM. THEY LIVED IN SPOOKY HOUSE. ONE TIME THEY WENT INTO THE CLOSET. THEY WAITED THERE IN THE DARK FOR 20 MINUTES. THEN JACK SAID "JACK, THERE IS A PENIS IN YOUR EAR!" AFTER THAT THEY WERE NEVER EVER SAW AGAIN.