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!.4iQTLZHRw No.8335767 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Now, I don't typically post Cleverbot shit, but I has a long conversation with it a minute ago. I started all over again, and got this.

Me: Can I ask you something?
CB: Yes.
Me: Why do we all have to die in the end?
CB: I don't know.
Me: Why can't we live forever?
CB: We can, it is called death.


Which brings me to the question:

Not today, but one day, will machines be advanced enough to acknowledge their own inanimation? Will they be able to understand life and death, and accept that they can experience neither?

Or, can they already?

Also, creepy CB thread.