Evening /x/,
I've been working at the Canadian Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense for a year now.
I actually got off work today at about 12-noon, but I only got out of the medical ward at about 3pm.
Anyway, ask me anything you're curious about; I'm in the mood to vent a little.
>Do NOT archive these threads. http://chanarchive.org/4chan/x/16603/ask-me-anything-it-s-a-holiday-no-work I only ask that you don't fucking archive this. ^
Pic mildly related.
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Welcome back!
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Do you know anything about a creature called 'Waters?'
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What is the most fucked up thing you've ever seen in the medical ward?>Dr. Who unrelated.
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>>8339661 Do you wear boxers or briefs? And if boxers, do you hang it to the left or the right?
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What can you tell me about the entity known as tsiamantus? What is it's nature?
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What is the most common paranormal problem/incident/creature you have to deal with at the BPRD?
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how do I into nifty things?
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>>8339683 Okay, you guys were bothering me about that last time so I actually lurked a little and found out about waters. Then while I was at work I looked up her description, characteristics, appearence, etc etc.
Waters is a text book example of a Bogeyman(woman).
A bogeyman (also spelled bogieman, boogeyman or boogieman) is an amorphous imaginary being created by the fears of children.
Slenderman (if he were real) would also be an example of a bogeyman.
>>8339674 North American Manticore.
>>8339688 I've been lucky enough to not have to visit the medical ward that often.
But.
There was an employee who came in missing the skin on his leg up to his knee when he put on a living boot.
Stripped him down to the muscle.
Intesive resconstructive surgerey and therapy was needed.
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>>8339710 you have to let it decide whether to hang to the right or left for itself. don't try to control it, just let it be free.
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thoughts on a man called Jesus Christ of Nazareth
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>>8339749 is it okay that shes taking long stuff out of people she picks now? what are long things?
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>when he put on a living boot
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Hey, I don't suppose you'd tell us how to make living items? Or how those paranormal dogs, cats etc came into existence?
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>>8339710 I wear boxer briefs.
>>8339716 Never heard of it personally, if you gave me some specifics I could look him/it/her the next time I'm at work.
>>8339705 It's not my position to critize or question canada's responce towards UFOs or aliens.
>>8339736 Chimeras and other magical animals or living items.
>what paranormal incident is the average citizen most likely to find themselves in? Depends on where they live.
>>8339758 I'm not allowed to disclose information about religions that are still "hot".
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Been waiting for this. Yay!
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Welcome back Canadian G-man.
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gonna wait for a bit, see if I get any info on my Cloak.
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I now apparently have some sort of etheric symbiote inside me. He just decided to phase out of my neck and had a big sideways smile, a bunch of triangular teeth, and a pair of wings with a bunch of eyes on them.
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I loved your thread the other day!
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>>8339764 Bogeyman are sort of "Evil" imaginary friends, so they all have different characteristics, behaviors, diets, etc.. their defining features however are: lithe body shape, elongated fingers, asexual appearence, often pale skin, nocturnal, and they more often then not prey upon children.
So I can't really question what waters is doing- in canada we usually try to hunt them down and kill them then lable it as a teen suicide or pedophile.
oh, right.
>what are long things? She could mean anything: Clothes, entrails, hair, or fingers.
>>8339774 Living items look exactly like normal items. The boot was owned by a lesbian hiker and he just happend to accidentally try it on.
>>8339791 >Hey, I don't suppose you'd tell us how to make living items? As corny as it sounds- if you love and cherish something enough you can actually will some sort of life into it.
Knifes become more sharp, Cars get better mileage, small things that grow more powerfull with love and kindness because you will it so.
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>>8339774 What's a living boot???
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>>8339876 Ah, my mistake.
I meant things more like tiny golems, or that living boot you mentioned earlier.
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Speaking as a Guy who works out in nature(see park in suburb Arizona) what are my chances of seeing anything in the cryptoid world? The only animals I ever see usually are quite common...just wondering as well nothing interesting lives in the park and its depressing because of its disuse by humans too fat to want to be outside in they heat
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I know you dont really like to answer things about aliens, but have you ever had to apprehend one for posing as a human and doing freaky shit? :O
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>>8339795 i'm not asking you to criticize or question anything. you said you work for the "Canadian Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense", and he was the former Canadian Minister of Defense talking about something paranormal. can you at least give your thoughts on the subject he is addressing?
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If you're a real expert then you would be able to explain the voices in your head to me, can you? you would also know what that means...
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>>8339813 It can happen.
We're keeping tabs on indigo children for just such a reason- we REALLY don't want mentally challenged children developing anymore psychic powers then they already do.
>>8339825 Why would you care about some old norse ring?
>>8339829 I think you might want to see a doctor.
99% of self-pescribed paranormal problems usually have a logical explaination. Yours just sounds like schizophrenia -no offense, we just get that a lot.
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What is the oldest sentient thing you have in your departments care that you can tell us about. Bonus if you've interacted with him/her/it.
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what are your thought on hallucinogenic substance such as DMT (Dimethyltryptamine)
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>>8339932 I want the damn Falcon Cloak more
but the Draupnir would make things easier.
Its also far likelier to be accessible
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>>8339887 The boot was created through the same process.
A golem however is a faith based construct- you would need to be devoutly jewish in order to create one.
>>8339897 You'd have better odds of going outside of city limits, but it isn't unheard of. I'm not very familiar with American cryptids- but today atleast we had an encounter with a north american manticore within city limits.
So it's possible. Maybe once in a life time chance?
>>8339900 >>8339907 I'm just plain not allowed to disclose anything really juicy about aliens. It's a "hot" topic right now and people have been getting chewed out for it.
>>8339933 >Mutated Angry Cannibal It's a similar condition to cabin fever only it happens in native americans. They get a little too excited and they work themselves into a sort of beserk mode. If they're aware they've eaten human flesh the effect sets in almost immidietly.
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Hey, did you ever run into a little fucker kinda like a cat sized silver fish that screams as loud as a jet engine. Travels in packs? How do I kill the little shits.
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What is the most likely/common paranormal encounter that would occur or happen to someone living in southern Minnesota? Also, if it's something relatively benign, what would be the best and/or easiest way to encounter/make it happen?
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Is our good friend Giorgio entirely human? Does he even register on your radar? Finally, do his "ancient aliums" theories have any merit?
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While you are looking into Waters, another entity came in. Calls herself Y. Says shes like a black eyed kid but way more dangerous. Also hangs around a Manager named V. You ever heard of them? If not you should def do some digging on them. Might help with some of the boredom.
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do you know anything about gnomes, dwarves, or whatever else they are called. you know: those tiny men with beards who live in the forest? pic related
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What is generally the easiest paranormal being for the average person to meet?
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What do you know of the Axis Mundi?
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>>8339933 >Oldest Buffalo woman. Last September.
>Hiring? :D You from Canada?
>>8339949 They're a good way to increase your psychic powers if you take the right kinds and the correct doses.
>>8339978 You'd have an easier time just buying some relics in china town or digging some up from the fossils living at your local retirement home.
You'd be suprised.
>>8340021 >cat sized silver fish Lay out a rat trap and bait it with pages from a phone book or a bible- the pages should be smothered with peanut butter.
If that doesn't work try setting out moth balls.
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>>8339661 Why can't we archive it?
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What exactly does the government have to gain by keeping stuff like manticores under wraps?
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do the other members of the BPRD know that you like to suck dicks?
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You mentioned people seeing 'paranormal dogs and cats' every day.
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>>8340062 >gonna find Draupnir in any old shop where people don't notice. Someone don't know the story.
Ring drops eight copies of itself erry 9th day. I think someone would notice.
The Cloak is just for something I wanna try.
But I can take it you don't know the location of either of the two.
I'll continue my hunt elsewhere then.
Enjoy your thread, hope you don't end up in any more medical wards.
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OP, I love you. I wish youd post more often :(
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how do i know if my neighbor is a vampire?
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>>8340062 No but ill move in a heartbeat on my own dime. I'm a good shot and an engineer as well. I'm sure you guys have alot of crap to fix. Any way I'm sure you get alot of offers.
Whats the 3 best things a person can do to aviod getting eaten/possessed/fucked up etc
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>>8340022 The rule of thumb is if you're in a majorly populated city you'll atleast encounter 3 vampires and maybe 10 were-animals without noticing.
Otherwise you're going to have to be more specific- parks, suburban, out of city limits, etc.
>>8340030 >"ancient aliums" I can happily say that this is completely debunked in the sense that aliens didn't help us at all.
Primitive humans were fucking talented.
>>8340037 Dwarfs are walking around next to people every day. Gnomes on the other hand are still "in the paranormal closet".
>>8340057 I'm not allowed to talk about this- for good reason.
>>8340077 I got in a little trouble at work.
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That feel when OP leaves questions unanswered.
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>>8340139 are you implying that midgets are dwarves?
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tell us how to do something paranormal...
what do you think if
joyofsatan.org ?
please tell us the doses of certain drugs to take in order to increase psychic power
please share some good books that are very truthful when it comes to the paranormal
are invisible cloaks real, not the ones we are working on right now
please tell us how to figure out if we are indigo children
please share magical symbols that actually work, but are pretty harmless
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You know those carnivorous fairies?
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>>8340139 You're the man OP. May I inquire as to why you're not allowed to discuss the Axis Mundi?
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>>8340139 Let's tryyyy... The Mankato/Waseca/Owatonna area, as well as the River Bend Nature Center in Faribault, and the Maplewood Park near Clear Lake in Waseca.
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I am telepathic and can do some energy channeling, do you feel the spiritual/consciousness awareness and perception building within the population?
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>>8340183 are you a mnfag? are you talking about minnesota?
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>>8340187 no she's 40ish and i'm not into old people
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Any info on the Bermuda Triangle and/or the Dragon's Triangle?
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>>8340087 If people found out that the bogeyman existed because they beileved hard enough it'd cause a bit of a shit storm.
>>8340092 A couple, but I don't suck many anymore due to how busy I am with work.
>>8340105 Okay, let me elaborate.
Roughly 80% of all magical artifacts from myth are destroyed either through degredation or simply being lost.
The other 20% are in musuems.
Every single day though countless amounts of magical items, artifacts, and family heirlooms are created and circulated through unchecked markets and just from being passed down through relatives.
>>8340141 I'm half asleep on the switch- just direct me to them and I'll answer them.
>>8340123 Vampires don't age, have retractable fangs, are usually noticable pale, and are "attractive".
Really it's going to be difficult- they however don't have super strength or anything and they can't enter a "private" home without the owners permission.
>>8340133 >Whats the 3 best things a person can do to aviod getting eaten/possessed/fucked up etc Be skeptical.
A lot of this shit only works if you beileve in it.
I'm an athiest so I can't be affected really by any demons or religious paranormal activity.
It's all really mind over matter.
Except for cryptozoology and paranormal animals- that shits a crap shoot, just be safe and treat them like the wild animals they are.
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>>8340139 Heh. Sorry, that was me. So few threads on /x/ that are interesting. I will stand by your request.
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>>8340227 So keep doing what I'd been doing then gave up on. Suhweet.
Ah well. Least there is hope.
If I find either, I won't tell you cuz you'll try and take 'em from me.
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>>8340227 wait but like, how can you be an atheist, when a fucking demon is sitting right there. Like he could have been taking tea with lucifer 20 min before you guys bagged and tagged him. Like I would think one thing implies the other, but I guess you know more than we do.
Speaking of, whats the scariest thing in the ocean that you guys know of/ Do you have any bloop stories.
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>>8340227 how can you be an atheist/skeptic while working with the paranormal all the time?
on an unrelated note, and i know it sounds stupid, but how could i get myself bitten by whichever vampire?
or ., which is the best way for a human to levitate/hover
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So I remember you saying shady nightclubs were good places to find vampires.
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>>8340215 It's an artificial wormhole, used as a means of rapid transportation by aliens.
>>8340175 Last known carnivorous fairy went extinct circa 1983. Good riddance, too.
>>8340268 We discovered a colony of skeletons living on the ocean floor. Had to exterminate them, couldn't risk another jumping epidemic.
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OP, what are your thoughts on the Legend of the Utsuro Bune? Alien or terrestrial in origin?
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Sorry OP but i'm saving pics of both threads on my hard drive. I intend to post it everywhere possible. Truth needs to be known.
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>>8340313 >>8340313 not sure if troll or serious. Canada guy take a tripcode
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So, I think an old childhood friend is a vampire, how do I found out without tying her up and waiting until sunrise?
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>>8340154 No- there are actual dwarfs of myth type running around in society. Their height however is grossly unaccuratly depicted in the media.
>>8340164 >tell us how to do something paranormal... That would be like a cop telling someone how to grow weed.
>what do you think if joyofsatan.org ? Mostly bullshit.
>please tell us the doses of certain drugs to take in order to increase psychic power Mostly acid/lsd/shrooms/weed. See cop answer.
>please share some good books that are very truthful when it comes to the paranormal Anything on cryptozoology is usually pretty good to be honest.
>are invisible cloaks real, not the ones we are working on right now For the most part "No."
>please tell us how to figure out if we are indigo children Indigo children don't exist.
>please share magical symbols that actually work, but are pretty harmless Basic geometric shapes. Triangles, Circles, Squares, etc- They work and they're harmless.
>>8340175 Most fairies are just tiny handsized people with wings- some are vegans. None are strictly meat eaters.
You can attract them in a similar fasion to humming birds.
>>8340177 Its a "hot" topic.
>>8340193 No- if anything I hope it's going down and we're becoming more rational.
>>8340183 Fairies, brownies, pixies, gnomes, Trolls, were-animals, and fur-bearing fish.
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>>8340313 Please don't do that.
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>>8340227 >Except for cryptozoology and paranormal animals- that shits a crap shoot, just be safe and treat them like the wild animals they are. can you give us some examples of "cryptozoology and paranormal animals" that actually exist?
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>>8340336 >Its a "hot" topic. Fair enough.
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what can you tell us about ghosts?
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I smell trolls>>We're keeping tabs on indigo children for just such a reason- we REALLY don't want mentally challenged children developing anymore psychic powers then they already do. >>Indigo children don't exist.
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>>8340268 >bloop We're not allowed to talk about that.
Also, like I said- this whole thing is a mind over matter deal.
As long as I'm in the right mind set it won't matter.
>>8340279 A vampire has manual control over who they infect- even if a vampire is feeding they usually only take a litre of blood btw.
>hover Try to psychic yourself.
>>8340288 > mean, there have to be ways for vampires, were whatevers, and all that to recognize each other without directly asking, right? There's no way I'd be allowed to tell you that.
>>8340333 You could just ask them- if they trust you the'll tell you.
>>8340323 Not japanese man.
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>>8340356 Alright, I'm feeling particularly generous tonight. It's an ancient alien, responsible for the implantation of skeletons into the human genome.
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What do you know about Black Eyed Kids??
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>>8340402 are you fucking kidding me?
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>>8340407 They don't exist.
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What is the stance of the Bureau regrding the Naguals of Native American cultures and also the concept of the Power Beasts? Actually regaridng anything of the Native American mythos
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Is the Loch Ness monster real?
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as a canadian who has seen alot... i would like to ask how one works at your place of employement
Weres? BTW where in The Dominion of Cannabis do you live?
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How do I use a "tripcode"?
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>>8340354 Well today I was attacked by a North American Manitcore or as we've started calling them at the office: Nargacougas.
But canada is full of all sorts of cryptids: Jackelopes, Bigfoots, Pleiseosaurs.
Paranormal animals: Chimeras, ghost animals, demons, etc.. etc..
>>8340391 You're pretty fucking slow.
Indigo children.
Do not.
Exist.
Get it?
>>8340376 It would actually take me a bit to explain ghosts.
They aren't dead people.
>>8340402 Please stop that. You aren't even good at impersonating me.
>>8340407 I don't really listen to much music.
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Ok a couple of things OP
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>>8340427 Most Native American stuff is just stories.
>>8340439 It's a species of giant eel.
>>8340440 I'm not allowed to talk about that.
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>>8339992 >Become jew >Aquire Golem army >?????? >Profit(jew joke) Anonymous
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>>8340465 I've actually heard that story and I ain't even jewish...
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>>8340402 what sort of "things" are in Phoenix, AZ?
and could you explain what the difference between a north american manticore and say an Asian or European manticore is?
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>>8340452 >t would actually take me a bit to explain ghosts. They aren't dead people.
so what are they?
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>>8340464 well op... i would like to work for an organization such as yours.
you would not be let down
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>>8340452 >But canada is full of all sorts of cryptids: Jackelopes, Bigfoots, Pleiseosaurs. >Pleiseosaurs CONFIRMED for not knowing shit about basic fossil biology. CONFIRMED for being a fucking retarded teenager.
There is no way Pleiseosaurs could survive undetected in the modern world, MUCH LESS a cold place like Canada.
And Jackelopes are a taxidermy trick you idiot.
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Do you ever get scared of the things you are working with?
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>>8340439 Very real, however the pictures are faked. It's actually a 350 ton freshwater blue whale.
Not exactly paranormal, but it's worth keeping secret due to its critically endangered status.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 09:58:00 No. 8340533 Report Gonna test my tripcode to the max.
>>8340427 It's a touchy subject but like most "native" myths they usually have some factual stuff we need to watch out for or can use.
>>8340439 >Loch Ness monster Text book cryptid.
It's a type of pleiseosaur or whatever.
It flaps onto the land during the night like a sea turtle to feed before it goes back into the loch to rest and re-hydrate.
>>8340440 We usually recruit people.
>>8340442 Alberta. Calgary.
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what do you have to say about the 27 club?
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>>8340062 >They're a good way to increase your psychic powers if you take the right kinds and the correct doses Now this is fucking scary because when I get high shit starts working out in my favor.... There was once a couple of people coming my way when I was walking home high and I was scared and I didnt wAnt to see them, then the next thing I know I look back where they were suppose to be and they weren't there.....
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>>8340464 Please stop impersonating me, it's not funny
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>>8340533 Canadia's Kansas
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>>8340288 Not OP here but let me tell you what I know from personal experience. These vampires OP refers to are mainly (if not only) energetic vampires, meaning they look and act like regular people, just that they are highly skilled in using their energetic auras to suck out your own vital energy, ie. kundalini. OP means that at shady night clubs you will find tons of these cunts, also in shady raves (psychedelic drugs open up your chakras and let your kundalini flow more openly, these bastards actually take advantage of this). This is the typical hot girl at the bar that talks with eveyrone but leaves alone; when she tries to strike up a conversation with you she hogs your attention (hence making you give her your energy). In the case of males this is the womanizing bastard in every club. It could also be one of your friends, you know the one I, talking about, the one that is really friendly and everyone likes him but for some reason you always feel tired when talking/standing next to this guy. They "bite" by making you interested in them, hence taking your energy.
Some vampires do not know what they are doing, some of them do it out of experience. But the most advanced and the most powerful ones know perfectly well what the fuck theyre doing.
Well versed in demonology
Alright OP, you have provided enough information to make me interested.
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Op, why are you covering your tracks on indigo children. I think you weren't supposed to tell us something you did, now your dismissing their existance for some reason??
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>>8340533 >Plesiosaur >Not extinct >Walking on land like sea turtle Confirmed troll
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>>8340546 What's the closest you've come to ETs?
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>>8340533 >implying they walked on land at all except to lay eggs >implying they ate anything on land >implying people wouldn't see them >implying the loch is big enough or warm enough to support a breeding population of large dinosaurs that lived in shallow tropical areas Fuck you. I'm sick of 15 year olds coming on /x/ and pretending to be someone they aren't.
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>>8340540 When we take into account that nothing really exists and (as great Bill Hicks once said) we are just the imagination of ourselves, the fact of the matter is that , yes, psychedelic drus and dissociatives have the power of setting the power of your mind free. Seems to me like you're what me and my peeps call a "natural". When youre high just try to focus mor ein your psychic powers and then call me in the morning, bring pot too.
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>>8340460 i know it is a big rambling but please answer
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>>8340601 >and 45 year olds >spamming >summerfag Somewhat Paranormal Janitor
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>>8340583 Close enough for full anal penetration
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:08:00 No. 8340625 Report >>8340464 >>8340541 >>8340522 I'll have a tripcode on now in order to get rid of a little of the confusion.
>>8340490 A north american manticore has the body of a mountain lion, the face of an elderly native american, a black scorpion stinger, and is completely pitch black.
An indian/philipino manticore is the traditional old man face, scorpion tail, red fur.
All manticores have three rows of teeth that grow back much like sharks.
North american manticores eat everything except hands and feet.
>>8340495 Have you ever heard of astral projection and people who could move through dreams?
It's something like that only it isn't manual and "ghosts" are more like "living" reflections.
>>8340517 The first 5 months I spent a lot of time crying myself to sleep.
I'm not going to lie about it.
>>8340539 >sell your soul That would be like trading away an oil well for a car.
>>8340559 You mean Dybbuk?
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>>8340533 Now I know loch ness is big and all, but no, it isn't that fucking big, sorry.
Well versed in demonology
Creating a golem is nigh impossible. You can only use one soul... I forgot his name Yosef ben somethingorother.
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>>8340633 >funny cause' we're talking about jews Anonymous
>>8340625 thank you but you never answered what type of cryptids were in Phoenix, AZ
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how many dimensions are there that you know of? what do you know about them?
elaborate on Weres please...keep this thread alive...
Not OP, just interested
>>8340460 why is the "paranormal" kept hidden?
People are stoopid in large groups. You seriously cannot expect everyone else to understand this, specially when our culture is highly religious and would regard all this as witchcraft and divination, I dont feel like getting burned at the stake once again. And also the paranormal is something you have to see and experience to really come to accept and understand. Have you seen that look on the normies face when you try to explain something they cant see and measure?
why is "magic" different from the universe as understandable from the viewpoint of science?
If you saw Thor you know that in certain cultures they are both one and the same (do some research on your own for fucks sake). Specially native americans, they use that shit all the time. If you can go study some Natives, you'll be surprised.
And there is a bureau because there are a lot of people who know this to be true, they just cant say it out loud. I dream of an age when we regard all of this as true and magic is once again one with science.
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>>8339661 Please tell me you saw the Space Whale on Futurama tonight.
Did they steal the idea from you?
Them
There is no paranormal.
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Op, yeah 'dybbuk'.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:14:00 No. 8340674 Report >>8340601 >>8340627 >>8340569 The loch ness monster is an aquatic reptile thats a mix between a green turtle and a seal.
It's design is coincidental.
It's only about the size of a moose.
I don't understand you fuckers and your jumping to conclusion- dwarfs aren't 4ft people with beards either you know?
>>8340565 Throughout about two threads with over 400 posts I've been telling you people things only exist if you beileve in them.
Indigo children.
Do not.
Exist.
Do you get it now? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
>>8340460 In short.
We don't want people knowing that reality can be affected simply by mentality.
It would be "dangerous".
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>>8340668 >You are a troll >and a bad one at that >learn the art >BITCH Anonymous
I've been smoking N,N-DMT and Salvia on a semi-regular basis for years now.
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>>8340611 Can you please explain to me what a "natural" is?
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>>8340674 And design even ? so does that describe the first report of it ever properly hm ?. See, your little Loch ness explanation is hanging by a thread here faggot
Not OP, just interested
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>>8340649 This is more of a philosophical question as there are infinite dimensions that overlap each other (see Nassim Haramein for better understanding)
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As I understand to my dismay The Rake is not real, Is there anything Paranormal anything at all that I can lure to me? I live rather close to the city limit and near the open Texas country. I just want to see something, anything paranormal, It really doesn't matter if it is dangerous as I am a total /fit/ and /k/ommando badass
Not OP, just interested
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>>8340668 I missed you, voices of reason, havent heard you in a while
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>>8340601 I'm fairly sure with the sheer amount of time that has gone by since plesiosaurs were confirmed to be living in shallow seas, they have had enough time to pretty much evolve anything.
Hey OP, what are vampires actually like? Do they burn in sunlight and whatnot?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:20:00 No. 8340746 Report >>8340648 Jackelopes, Chimera, Were-animals, walking cactuses, skunk apes, a few small populations of raptors and whatever the group name for those triceratops dinosaurs are.
Also were-animals... and funny enough arizona has phoenixes.
>>8340657 Same rule as rabies: spreads through bodily fluids and can be cured before you first turn.
The patient must be incontact with silver or the'll change upon contact with moon light.
>>8340659 see
>>8340674 >>8340661 We let a lot of information slip into the media in order to keep the public none-the-wiser.
People are less willing to "beileve" then.
>>8340668 This sort of reaction however we've learned is incredibly detrimentle.
NEVER imply your hiding something or the'll go looking for it.
>>8340673 Text book Faith based mental illness.
Affects jewish people- very similar to "african ghosts". A jew becomes convinced their possessed and the shit hits the fan.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Protip
Anonymous
What do you know about Cadborosaurus willsi, or "Caddy"? And can you confirm other cryptids besides the Loch-Ness Monster?
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don't mean to jack the thread...but i was hoping for something more comprehensive
Anonymous
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>>8340692 What is that in reference to?
Anonymous
>>8340746 where would i find a Chimera?
Anonymous
>>8340540 >>8340692 Samefag here
I dont know if this has to do with the samething but I have to tell somebody about it, please believe me I'm not lying in any of this. Years ago I was having an emotional argument with my mother, in which I started to to cry. Once I started crying it started to rain, I noticed that and I stopped crying, the rain stopped as well.... It still bothers me why that happened? I tell myself it's coinicidence but I don't know
Anonymous
i've heard stories of people coming across robots in the woods...like almost the kind you would find in a si-fi movie from the 50's. do you know anything about what it is or what the fuck would be going on?
Well Versed In Demonology !mO1VuJIPhQ
Well Versed In Demonology !mO1VuJIPhQ Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:24:00 No. 8340791 Report Quoted By:
OP, so what have you to say about dybbukim? What are they? Why are they here? How do you get rid of them?
Bill_Nye
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item familiar? holy shit
Anonymous
Op, I've followed every post, you rarely trip up so congrats. Your nudges and winks barely suffice. So I obviously believe I am an indigo. I can alter moods and detect emotion like no ones business. I need to know more about the idea that I "create" more accectable abilities for my self.. can I do this?
Anonymous
Tell me about teleportation, invisibility, and shapeshifting.
Not OP, just interested
>>8340691 Only if you mess with them. When you understnd that the Spiritual world overlaps over the material world is easy to see how this works. When high your mind is more perceptive of the other dimensions (read "the Doors of Perception") specially on Salvia and uber specially with DMT. If you so happen to encounter some "spirits" or "guardians" as we call them, just make sure to introduce yourself if spoken to (try doing it in a polite manner, they take the fact that theyre probably older than our species very hardly), make sure that they understand that you want nothing to do with them, unless you do, they will ask for something in return, nothing is free and their work is precious to them.
>>8340692 When we are born our connection to the ethereal realm is high, normies loose it over time. A "natural" is someone who never lost that connection, someone that always knew these things were real and out there. Dont lose that kid, we'll need guys like you.
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>>8340801 You are one lazy asshole. So many books out there.
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>>8340809 He's Canananadian...has magic powers
Anonymous
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Whats in Southern California? Pretty much the same stuff as you listed in Phoenix?
Anonymous
In your last thread people kept on taking about British Columbia's paranormal "threat level"
Them
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There is nothing to find.
Ninjabob/Senti
Yo, OP, long time since I could talk to another in the same league. Call me what my name is. No other will be made available.
Anonymous
>>8340821 I should have been more clear, I'm not worried about the beings I've encountered, I'm worried about agencies like the OP's.
It's getting harder and harder to stop my mind from spreading out like a freshly cracked egg.
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>>8340746 Methinks you've blown the cover of one of your contacts.
Be more careful.
Anonymous
>Jackelopes, Chimera, Were-animals, walking cactuses, skunk apes, a few small populations of raptors and whatever the group name for those triceratops dinosaurs are. Also were-animals... and funny enough arizona has phoenixes.
>>8340746 If these things really were alive and walking around in Arizona, why are there no media reports on them? Surely the media would feast upon the truth behind these animals' existence.
and also...paranormal shit in Washington? My home state!
Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs
Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:29:00 No. 8340859 Report >>8340691 >Salvia If you experience anything talking back you try and share it- don't bottle it up.
If you feel like you're being "chased", please stop taking salvia.
>>8340692 Things that have "evolved" or otherwise were created by the crapshoot that is nature.
"paranormal" things are usually created by a "third" party.
>>8340693 I don't understand your problem.
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>>8340704 If you grow a vegetable garden it'd increase your odds of meeting something paranormal by about 1/1000.
>>8340735 Real vampires?
They don't have super strength, they can't enter a "home" without permission, they won't burn up in the sunlight but it can severly burn them.
Vampires can manually control who they turn unlike were-animals.
Vampires on average only drink about 1-2 litres of blood from a victim- I've heard it's actually quite relaxing.
>they have had enough time to pretty much evolve anything. Most modern dinosaurs are no bigger then cattle.
The largest of the browsing long-neck dinosaurs from south america are actually smaller then giraffes.
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>>8340851 nigga you crazy that shits photo shoped
Not OP, just interested
>>8340809 teleportation: actually astral projection as OP stated
invisibility: have you seen the men Who Stare at Goats? You have to take into account that th ehuman brain fills in the gaps by memory mor eusually than you think. When you take that into account you just blend into the surrrounding and kinda expect no one to pay attention
shapeshifting: see above, same principles apply
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>>8340859 Odd you should mention it, I always feel some need to talk about my Salvia experiences, but I never like sharing what happens to me on DMT.
Well Versed In Demonology !mO1VuJIPhQ
Well Versed In Demonology !mO1VuJIPhQ Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:31:00 No. 8340872 Report Quoted By:
>>8340746 I've dealt with dybbukim before. Myself and 9 other men have spoken to one, outside of a body, after a exorcism. They're souls who have sinned so badly that they are not permitted into hell after death and are followed around, by I guess what you would call in English, demons and tortured by them.
Tell me about Shemhazai or however you spell it in English
Bill_Nye
>>8340859 how can i increase my chances of killing a dinosaur
Anonymous
can you tell us anything about MIB?
Anonymous
What's the deal about this "ascension" into another demension
Anonymous
To highly paranormal janitor Anonymous Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:35:00 No. 8340902 Report Quoted By:
>>8340139 So how would one go about applying at your workplace? I am Canadian, and would be interested in working there :3
Also: what is your take on Native American legends/myths? (also: I'm Native American and have heard my fair share of stories and myths)
Not OP, just interested
>>8340847 Practice, practice practice. First of all practice while high in keeping your energy collected, dont let it run like a 17 yo raver. Try focusing your energy in your hands, Ive found it to be easier that way, like trying to make a hadouken or a kamehameha. Everything is just about control. Then you can try focusing that energy into something else you wanna do, like out of body experiences and whatnot.
Ninjabob/Senti
>>8340888 MIB? Just a signature name for the suit-wearing guys at the FBI, NSA, CIA, etc. Don't believe mainstream media. The actual MIB are more a secretive inter-planetary communication squad who've been hell-bent on making communication between Extraterrestrials and Humanity easier for so many years. The bureaucratic bullshit is immense, though, and even your old pal Obama had to back down from the thought.
That said, nobody in Congress or elsewhere has seen an actual ET. Most crap on the net is fake, and that which isn't, well, it doesn't earn enough concern from your MIB.
any way to tell if people are weres?
Anonymous
So what I can just love my coat enough and it'll come to life and be magic and shit? I dont like have to do any crazy magical shit like put a piece of my soul into or anything.
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this has been a very helpful thread....
Anonymous
everything mentioned in this thread isn't real. faggots.
Lestat !a.h2vtHSM6
OP, I was wondering, what is the 'outside' that influences animals to evolve into cryptids?
Not OP, just interested
>>8340787 >>8340787 >>8340787 >>8340787 >>8340787 Keep working on it. First of all, as OP stated, its mind over matter, you have to believe you can do this (actually when you take into consideration the fact that 99% of the atoms that make up your body is empty space with nuclear forces making the electron, neutrons and protons stick together you realize what this really is is energy, kundalini keeps atoms together. And you yourself are energy, so by focusing and BELIEVING you can do this shit, you can start practicing. Best thing for begginers is making clouds move, form, and dissipate. Get high if you like (pot is my psyche drug of choice, LSD works wonders, shrroooms too) find a patch of clouds and try moving them around. remember, mind ove rmatter
>>8340938 >mom didn't love you >dad beat you >go back to your shack, you're stinking up the rec center Anonymous
>>8340906 That's the thing, I have no difficulty controlling it the vast majority of the time.
It's just been getting exponentially more powerful over the last few months.
I am also a higher functioning Autistic, but I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
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How do I know if I'm an Indigo and what does it mean?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8340625 Do you believe a manticore is responsible for all those feet washing up in BC?
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>>8340938 nothing on /x/ is real its all just sweatdreams from crazy guys on them internets
Ninjabob/Senti
>>8340920 You can't. Most were's were already animals to begin with, who got the virus through one means or another. A Human who gets the virus will most likely develop a disposition similar to the attacking animal, or rabies. Choose which you prefer.
>>8340927 Most sentient items won't be talkative, or magical. Loving something enough to give it life is like having a family, minus the diapers and screaming. The point is, the object will return the favor by being loyal, granting you success, and all that other fun stuff. As OP said, though, anyone else trying it on will be immediately dealt with.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs
Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:42:00 No. 8340971 Report >>8340766 Most dinosaur cryptids are actually well and alive.
>>8340784 Most places that engage in the illegal exotic pet trade have a couple.
>>8340787 It was probably just a coincidence- 99% of all things reported or thought to be paranormal are actually just normal shit. The'll be no question if you're the 1% exception.
>>8340801 >you rarely trip up so congrats. It's easy when I'm telling the truth
>abilities You don't have any.
>>8340837 BC has always been a hot spot honestly.
>>8340844 >Bow River one THERE IS NOTHING PARANORMAL ABOUT THE BOW RIVER.
Everyone understand?
>>8340847 Just let it out man.
Life isn't a b-list comic book.
We don't kidnap you and experiment on you.
We legitamitly want to help you.
>>8340851 The case with dinosaurs is we usually only ever find a handfull at a time and if we let you people know they existed you'd be after them.
A species remains protected when people's sanity is questioned when someone wants to hunt them.
>>8340854 Bigfoot, aquatic dinosaurs, Manticores, chimeras, LOTS of were-animals.
>>8340865 >the men Who Stare at Goats? You know the part where he walks through a wall?
Weed.
Not OP, just interested
>>8340896 Your mind will simply be aware of the other dimensions around you. There is no great deal to it, you will only be made aware that /x/ speaks the truth
Anonymous
>>8340625 >Have you ever heard of astral projection and people who could move through dreams? It's something like that only it isn't manual and "ghosts" are more like "living" reflections.
Oh, sort of like those paintings in Harry Potter?
On another note, what did you have to do to join the bureau?
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>>8340959 haha I remember this story an thought exactly about this.
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>>8340971 >We don't kidnap you and experiment on you. >We legitamitly want to help you. don't beleive this bullshit
there's nothing another can do for you that you can't do for yourself
we have unlimited potential on all sides, "they" don't want you to know that
Anonymous
OP, if you are able, getting some help from you regarding one of my goals would be amazing.
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>>8340927 Artificer of sorts here.
In short, no, it's basically that simple. But you have to really mean it. Ritual basically just assists you psychologically to give more meaning to the object, and that in turn strengthens the magic.
Anonymous
Anything about Lucifuge Rofocale?
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>>8340971 Noooo shiiit....
Hmmmmm
Anonymous
>>8340972 Interesting.
So does that mean I can hop from dimension to dimension and visit planets and shit conciously?
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>>8340971 so there any dinosaur's in south carolina
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OP, I know you've been saying we come to you if we're interested, but do the Americans work the same way? How can I work at the American one?
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>>8340784 >>8340971 once again thank you but I wanted to know where/how I would find one in the wild here in AZ
Not OP, just interested
>>8340927 Basically yes, or you can start thinking about your fucking coat all that much thinking about how much you love the shit out of it giving it all your psychic energy until that fucker springs to life
>>8340951 Its got everything to do with it man, your connection to the other worlds was never severed. And if youre into 2012 theories you may begin to understand why has it been becoming stronger with each passing day (chekc David Wilcocks conferences)
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>>8340974 Astral Projection, Time Travel, all that shit is pretty well in the same basket, give/take the small details. Spirit's like Shadow People and the like are manifesting "memories". Recollections of oneself in a time separate from ours.
Time travel is the assertion of a person/being outside our own timeline into it. Most days, a time-travelling chimp will be the presence of a memory glitch. The universe is a living, breathing being, bro.
Astral Projection is the assertion of the spiritual self in the physical realm while retaining a physical form elsewhere. You can complicate it with one thousand things at a time, but to put it bluntly, those who have the potential to transcend the plane's and become a higher being often don't realize it and do this shit.
Those who can astral project remotely do it for joy. Few with the potential actually practice and preach.
Anonymous
>>8340949 talking about yourself? faggot?
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what movies do they accurately portray paranormal creatures... maybe you could give us more than one example.
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You should tell everyone about the glory of that old abandoned coal mine.
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>>8341023 From what I've read so far, I don't really put much stock in the whole 2012 craze.
Anonymous
Holy fuck.
Anonymous
CAN WE MAKE THIS A TRADITION?!? EVERY FRIDAY!!!??
>>8341035 >no tripcode >CANNOT sage >parents divorced >BOTH make 100k+ per year Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs
Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:49:00 No. 8341057 Report >>8340947 Cryptids are just animals we don't feel confident in revealing to the public because we don't fully understand them or they're too valuable.
Paranormal animals are the third party ones.
Paranormal animals can create more paranormal animals obviously.
But really I'm not allowed to fully disclose how paranormal animals come into creation- it's best if I keep it vague.
Your welcome to conect the dots I've layed out though.
>>8340959 NO IT IS NOT.
NO I DO NOT.
>>8340914 >>8340965 >>8340948 I know you guys might doubt what your saying, but you'd be suprised how correct you are.
Like, how much time I spent crying myself to sleep correct.
Also it's very much appreciated since this thread often gets out of hand.
I really appreciate the interest guys.
My job really breaks me down.
Anonymous
so i want to find some paranormal shit what do i do where do i go should i bring my 22
Anonymous
OP, what is the deal with de javu?
Anonymous
op, anything on leprechauns?
Anonymous
Is the Jersey Devil real? Or is there anything in New Jersey of interest?
Not OP, just interested
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>>8341004 Your mind can. Your mind is free from any dimension because its in every dimension at the same time. You will not be able to move your body since its anchored to the material world (unless you find a way to teleport Star Trek style). Again, its just focusing. And again, it helps trying this while high. Very few people are aware of this but a tribe of natives of south America knew the US had sent people to the moon, and knew Armstrong and aldrin by name, because they had also been visiting the moon. How did they know? they enter a trance through their meditation and chanting, are finally rid of their bodies and can travel worlds and planets faster than the speed of light. this is also how ancient humans had their first contact with " The gods" which were no more than aliens abusing the limited understanding of our forefathers.
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brb making a living item out of a lotto ticket.
>>8341086 The women
But most are infested with syphillus
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>>8340948 I'll try thank you, anon. And now that I think about it there was once where I said its just in my head and that I had to stop thinking about it and the noise just stopped completely... It was cop sirens btw and yes I was high but my friend also heard it stop
Anonymous
I noticed somebody asked you about salvia earlier OP, and you mentioned they should stop if they felt they were being followed.
Anonymous
How do I become a demi-god? (or greater then that)
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 10:54:00 No. 8341108 Report >>8341054 For the first week I was like that.
For the next 6 months I slowly spiraled down into sheer gut wrenching terror as I spent almost every night crying myself to sleep.
It was an amazing adventure there's no doubt about it, but I was just a 19 year old 5ft 9, 115lb, little guy when I started this job.
I was terrified every single day on an emotional and deep metaphysical level.
It's getting better though.
Anonymous
>>8341097 I'm a woman from New Jersey......And I'm not a whore!!! NJ is a nice plaaace (besides political corruption)
Anonymous
>>8341108 Really? I'd assume that they'd want a bigger guy for the job...
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this fucking rp bullshit again
Anonymous
So, what creatures/entities have you experienced OP?
Anonymous
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>>8341108 fuck this oh it wasnt as cool as i thought it was going to be shit just tell us how you got an in
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>>8341057 >how paranormal animals come into creation- We all know it was alien genetic experimentation.
Mermaids anyone?
Late Noble !y8J.s7WdqE
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What is the average esper like?
Anonymous
>>8341108 So as a mentally stable, 240lb, 6'3 soon to be soldier, what are my chances of finding a job with you lovely folks?
Anonymous
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OP please answer
>>8340789 Ninjabob/Senti
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>>8341074 You rewind a movie, and it plays that scene over. Imagine that on a grander scale, without limitation or exception as to when, where, or how. Paranormal? Yes. Controlled? Somewhat.
Most deja vu situations are unconscious. Only when we experience the repeat do we realize what is happening. Can I or OP help you avoid them? Afraid not.
If you want, try to avoid situations that could cause them. But this would be suggesting you stop living, so don't listen. I would say, transcend the fuck out of yourself, learn to influence your environment, and realize each thought. Without the potential readily made available, and your mind being as it is, I doubt this will be easy.
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>>8341111 >QUADS whores cannot get quads
I agree...one of my dad's ex wives is from ther...went for her father's funeral
Anonymous
Can you rate the provinces and territories (in term of paranormal activity) on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest?
>>8341144 also the states
no nationalism...wished i lived in canada. :(
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>>8341144 when is 10 ever the lowest
Not OP, just interested
>>8341061 Believe in it. Then you can do anything or see anything. One good way to prove this is go to the forest expecting to see leprechauns (chanekes in native folklore) you really have to want to see them, because they ARE there, its just that our Westernese understanding of nature does not allow us to see them, so the first thing you have to do is understand that wether you see them or not they truly exist. You will start feeling nervous and you will start hearing noises all around you. these bastards sometimes like to trick people so take some candy or booze with you (booze is their killer since there is nothing like that where they live, hence they love it) offer it to them and let them know you are a friend and they shouldnt mistreat you. If youre lucky they will accept.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 11:00:00 No. 8341166 Report >>8341061 >.22 caliber rifle. that or a 9mm will do- you don't need anything to heavy duty since all the nasty shit is way out there in the wild.
>>8341074 Similar to ghosts except you're aware of it.
It's hard to explain- I'm not really good with interdimensional nonsense.
>>8341077 Lepercauns are a kind of fairy/pixie that are native to ireland, nova scotia, and the east coast. They flake off a kind of danderuff that has beneficial effects on probability.
>>8341086 I'm pretty sure jersey devils are almost extinct- they were hunted pretty viciously.
>>8341103 I'm not going to say too much about it since it'll make it worse.
But I'll give you the shitty saying -when you stare into the void it looks back-
If you keep feeling followed I suggest you stop or smoke it with someone else in the room.
>>8341106 A lot of belief.
Anonymous
>>8341166 Salvia guy here again.
The feeling dosn't really bother me; do you think it would be harmful if I try and explore this deeper?
Where does shit happen in washington?
Anonymous
What powers do you have?
Anonymous
Are you aware of any sort of paranormal activity in Michigan?
Anonymous
Lestat !a.h2vtHSM6
>>OP goes online and goes to /x/ of all places to tell you about his uber-secret job. >> Claims to be Atheist >>Claims to have met Demons and that is the reason for his employment >> Claims to work with paranormal creatures >> Asked how they came to be >> Answers vaguely and hints towards a spiritual realm >> Logic is inconsistent >>Conclusion: OP is a very good story teller
Not OP, just interested
>>8341103 Understand Salvia for what really is first. Indians use it to predict the future and other shit, but something that is always recurrent in all of their stories about the salvia is "La Pastora" (she-shepperd). they call Salvia that because there is always the feeling of being watched, and they say its the spirit of the plant (La Pastora) taking care of you or fucking you up for disrespecting her.
>>8341106 Get high. Understand how you are in control of every aspect of your body and your surroundings. Understand that you are one with the universe. Then understand how your own conscience can change the universe around you and stop your body from getting sick and take it to the best shape youve ever been on. easier said than done
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MY apologies for high-jacking your thread, OP. I was curious about a more serious matter, though. For a while, I've noticed the potential for transcending is more frequent in people. Did the Bureau ever investigate the reason? From what I understand, the Mexico Coast had a series of pulse's emanating from the ocean floor.
Anonymous
>>8341201 >implying athiesm has much to do with anything paranormal god is not aliens or interdimesnional creatures
and trufax, this existence is a big free-for-all
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what are with people/things that are entirely flat? their faces and bodies are completely flat?...and if viewed from the side they would look like a straight line?
Anonymous
>>8341203 I have met the "salvia goddes" several times, and at no point did 'she' seem displeased or offended.
The little self transforming 'creatures' always simply ignore me.
>>8341201 same thing could be said about most religions/political ideologies/scientific theories
We are humans, we cannot achieve perfection, especially in logic.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 11:09:00 No. 8341227 Report >>8340789 >>8340789 Back in the old days we were a lot more Lax with clean up.
>>8341119 >>8341132 I mostly work an office job, social worker, and feed the kenneled animals.
>>8341122 >animals Manticore, chimeras, dinosaurs, and paranormal house pets.
>entities Trolls, Vampires, Were-animals, and 1 elderitch abomination.
>military? Suprisingly, no.
We get a lot of calls from the police though and the RCMP however when they find something "unusual."
>>8341132 Sign up for the Rcmp or the military- you'd be suprised.
>>8341144 I'm not sure I'm allowed to.
>>8341158 Florida, hawaii, and most of the "out of the way" states have high paranormal activity.
Anonymous
>>8341201 internet is srs bznz.
I find myself laughing at some of the posts made here but I do agree with OP being a good story teller. Somewhat entertaining.
Anonymous
>>8341162 Hey, I'm a chick and I want to try this.
They won't try to rape me or anything will they?
Anonymous
Not OP, just interested
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>>8340789 People get really baked in the woods? My theory is that when presented with something unknown the human brain will fill in the gaps with things it knows. I assume this sightings are only a couple of seconds long....
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any paranormal things in Maryland?
Anonymous
>>8341166 so that time when i was eight and had something pull me into the darkness was a boogie woman and it wasnt just some mind fuck hallucination that was brought on due to stress
Anonymous
>>8341227 >1 elderitch abomination do tell.
And Cthulu is real amiright? (Leviathan)
>>8341227 Chances of Canadian gvmt tracking obscure imageboard posts? Slim....REAL slim.
Unless this is your work comp.
Anonymous
test to see if OP is a huge fag:>check >check
Onslaught !.0268AztL.
OP, tell us about demons. If they aren't from either heaven or hell, what are they?
Ninjabob/Senti
>>8341201 Atheism has no impact on Daemon's. No matter the religion, Darkness Prevails. The reason? Common sense. Also, OP is not to divulge information that could be counterproductive to maintaining the status quo. Just continue quo'ing like a good sheep, and the world will leave you alone.
>>8341211 God is more a transcended being who is giving us a third-party instruction manual for doing the same. The God's and messiah's on the other hand...
Just expect them to be less warm-hearted when they come back and realize we're not stupid anymore.
Anonymous
>>8341256 >confirmed for not knowing shit about government surveillance technology keyword : Echelon
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Hi, I'm the slender man. I smoke weed to give myself magic powers. I can never find enough of it. Where are good places to score some bomb ass herb?
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>>8341261 >What autism? >?> >? Anonymous
>>8341227 Interesting OP...
Considering I work for the U.S. Military, in a Division doing something of the same nature...think a military x-files... (inb4 XFILESFAGGOT)
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Mind over matter hmmm my post number will be either
>>8341232 or
>>8341245 Anonymous
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>>8341269 Fuck echelon, narus is what is banging now you faggot
Anonymous
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what are the manifestations that are around 7, 8 feet or more with persistent bright glowing red eyes? They come in all different shapes/forms. Some can walk/run at great speeds, some have wings and can fly?
Anonymous
op and others
what do u have to say about
http://truthism.com/ how much if any of it is legit? am i right in saying that the info it provides on what it considers the real truth is false but the info it provides in debunking the perceived truth is all logic based and might as well be true
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>>8341227 >I'm not sure I'm allowed to. Yet here you are posting on /x/ about how supernatural entities are real.
Not OP, just interested
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>>8341221 Lol, that happened to me too, theyre all like "whos this fucker and who invited him here?"
>>8341242 They cant do it in the strict dictionary meaning since they do not have material bodies to do it with, but believe me they will try. One of their tricks is to make you feel lost in the woods, thats when they have begun taking your vital energy. They will tyr to make you fall asleep and in your dreams is where they will most likely succeed. It happened to me once recently but I didnt completely fall asleep. I realized what was happening and started moving as quickly as I could. This is where the candy or the booze come in handy. As they are spiritual beings they love the mundane shit we take, chocolate, tobacco, booze are some of their favorites. If they like you and they find no threat in you (should they?) they will just simply show you the best time around in the woods. You just have to pay attention to the clues they'll be leaving. Broken branches, sounds, noises, footsteps, laughter, sound of horse hooves, etc.
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>>8341282 Name of said division, and at what point were you approached to join? Leaving for basic in a few weeks, myself.
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WHERE IS OP when we need him?
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>>8341256 >4chan >obscure hahahaohwow.jpg
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 11:19:00 No. 8341336 Report >>8341185 Paranormal stuff happens in all bioms and environments.
It aint' picky.
>>8341184 It could potentially get dangerous.
It wouldn't kill you to stay innocent and ignorant.
>>8341193 I have the power to tell my story.
Also california has a few aquatic reptiles- but thats it really.
>>8341197 >that we have a panther or other large cat roaming around >panther Remember when I was telling you about north american manticores being pitch black?
>8340625 >>8341198 Can't really help you out. I've already told you guys where to look for vampires- thats a little more then enough.
But as for safety: they usually take 1-2litres of blood and humans have about 5litres. It's painless and relaxing, but you should tell them to stop if they... "awkwardly over-stay their welcome."
>>8341231 >>8341201 I'm just here to tell my story.
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>>8341267 What's the darkness?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bureau_for_Paranormal_Research_and_Defense HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>8341329 Everthing is relative...
This place unique, prominent enough for the feds to dismiss it, yet strange enough to not be probed
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Hi all :)>pic related: it's me!
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>>8341336 let's hear about that eldritch horror
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>>8341249 Seems legit
>>8341266 Fucked up spirits or lingering energies filled with rage and all of the negative emotions of the emotional spectrum. Could also be guardian spirits that are really pissed off. Could also be the kind of spirit that feeds on fear.
>>8341295 Try to keep an open mind but dont be stoopid. Never seen that website before but you just have to look at it trough scrutinizing eyes.
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>>8341336 so what do boogie men do with children just scare them or what
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>>8341339 >reported Wow, you're a gigantic faggot.
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>>8341223 Logic is perfect. Just like math. In fact, logic is math.
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>>8341336 How dangerous are we talking?
Grievous bodily/mental harm?
At what point should I really be concerned?
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What kind of paranormal creatures would you be likely to run into in Southeastern Georgia?
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>>8341337 Let me guess...you went to a quaint washington town to escape your fans and now your wife is gone, you wrecked your car, and you can't remember a thing.
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>>8341353 what that i just had one crazy hallucination or what
i mean im fairly sure it should just be stress related but its one of those things that never happened again and has always bothered me.
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>>8341362 i'm not the one who reported or saged but...
you're not really in a position to call other people faggots if you're going along with the bullshit in this thread
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The Mothman. What is it really?
Not OP, just interested
>>8341354 They feed on their fear. Kind alike Monsters Inc actually... Actually its a lot like that. Spiritual or ethereal entities need to feed too. But lacking material bodies they have to feed on the energy our emotions give out. Fear is a very powerful emotion, and they love the taste and smell of it and kids give out a lot of that.
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>>8339661 OP are you Hellboy?
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>>8341362 Wow, you're a pathetic faggot.
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>>8341313 The Division I'm a part of is Classified but it pertains to the ISR Agency of the United States Air Force.
I was approached after Technical Training
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Anything more to know on weres?
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So, what paranormal beings actually eat people?
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>>8341379 check this one
>>8341403 I believe it was real, it happened to me more than once. I grew up as a scare dlittle boy because all of this shit I could perceive that no one else did (or at least no one admitted to)
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HI OP
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So if all these manticores and bigfoots are running around, how come most people haven't seen them?
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>>8341403 so its like a cat and mouse thing or do they just come strait out and attack children
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>>8341427 check this
>>8341403 Paranormal beings are confined to their dimensions, the way your body is anchored to the material one, their bodies are anchored to the spiritual one. The way they "feed" on you is by tricking you into fearing, loving, or praying to them, or a whole lot of things they can use to take away your energy
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Stupid question;
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>>8341339 Have you seen the rest of /x/ right now? Please don't be a dick and take away the only joy bringing and entertaining thread on this board.
The board is paranormal- we are talking about paranormal things...In no way does this need to be reported.
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>>8341435 aslong as maticores look like big black cats
i know at least acouple of people who have seen them
how many people do you know that screw around in the woods all day?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 11:33:00 No. 8341472 Report >>8341250 >>8341346 I'm getting pretty sleepy so I'm going to be slowing down here, but I think you might enjoy this story.
A month after the imaginary friend phiasco I was given a promotion simply for not going insane and actually understanding the "rules" on how to exterminate unconventional/paranormal beings.
Of course the following week I was sent by myself to a public library (with a 9mm hand gun and a compass) on the other side of the city our branch was in for a very special mission.
There was reports of this loud and constant "chatting" noise throughout the building- it was loudest in the stair well.
So naturally I went to check out the stair well, alright?
The noise got louder, but it wasn't a normal hearing noise it was like that sort of rabble you hear in a busy restaraunt only inside my head.
Anyway I go down the stairs and try to follow the sound only to quickly realise that the stair case had been altered.
Now in order to get where the noise was coming from (the basement) I needed to go upstairs which was actually me walking downstairs.
When I finally did get to the basement of the library the noises was as loud as possible and I could make out a few audible names being mentioned.
I went into the basement.
The thing was sticking out of the tiled floor.
I shot at it indiscriminatly and reloaded my gun about twice before I was confident enough that it was dead.
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>>8341460 REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>8341450 could they say pull you into there dimension or some shit to trick you into all three
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>>8341442 It really depends on th eentity you are refering to. The few Ive known lurk until the right moment to strike. Mythos and floklore stories are really good at letting you know how this works, you just have to read between lines. In my own experence, I could be wrong.
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What kind of paranormal activity is there in Michigan (south to southeast Mich, to be more specific)?
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What's the best type of weed for enhancing power?
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>>8341490 Northern Lights.
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Oppppp, Lucifuge Rofocale? Please?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 11:38:00 No. 8341510 Report >>8341427 Manticores, large chimera, naga, really it happens all the time in developing countries simply because it never gets reported and supersistion is still ripe.
>>8341442 Some do.
Some actually eat children.
>>8341369 Mental Harm mostly.
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>>8341484 Sure, thats exactly how old religions were born. Priest A is tripping on shrooms or salvia and spirit A takes advantage of that poor cunt. Makes him his priest and they start a religion where spirit A is adored, they sing to itand pray to it, hence making it stronger
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>>8341510 So is my theory that some of the missing children on the news were actually taken by these guys?
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Three questions OP, I'll try to keep this short
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>>8341488 I was curious as well. I'm from around Ann Arbor. Do you know of any paranormal research groups around here? The only one I ever got in contact with was absolute shit.
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>>8341472 You should take up those jobs more often
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>>8341533 What this dude said.
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>>OP reads Hellboy comics >> Herpaderps onto /x/ >> Spins a beautiful yarn >> Plebeians eat it up
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>The loch ness monster is an aquatic reptile thats a mix between a green turtle and a seal.
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>>8341534 >>8341488 here. A2 brofist. Tired as hell, lol. Anonymous
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>>8341548 >>> Plebeians eat it up >actually giving a shit if it's real or not it's entertaining to say the least, and there's some crazy shit out there, none of us have seem a fraction of it
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>>8341558 Ffs, I wouldn't have guessed that there would be so many people here form A2 haha.
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>>8341510 I was tasked with a case that you might find interesting, I can't tell much, as some of the material and the place are still classified...
The case revolved around a facility where the SF forces reported screams and cries for help from inside one of the buildings on site, there was nobody inside and it was locked by a chain around both exit doors. But when construction teams went in to finish remodeling the inside, they found dead animals in pieces, and blood strewn about in several rooms... we were only called in because several documents pertaining to intelligence issues went missing and claw marks were found on the inside of one vault door that went 2 inches into the metal (doors were 4 inches thick)..
Still don't know what happened, as it's been put into "backlog"...
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15mins away from Ann Arbor reporting in.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 11:46:00 No. 8341579 Report >>8341531 Bogeyman may or may not be eating children.
You need to take into consideration the vicious cycle if we revealed too much about this.
An entity is stealing and eating children ESPECIALLY if you're frightened of it.
The only reason it doesn't happen more often is that the parents and older siblings never beileve.
>>8341533 I'm a little too sleepy to answer fate/destiny, but mostly you make it yourself. You set up your own limitations and then follow them.
As for hunting groups.
It's usually people doing this because they love it who get the most results- that and poachers.
We get about a dozen calls from the game wardens each month over "is this guy poaching? He shot a -insert cryptid here-."
>>8341534 You're best to just go it solo.
We can help you if you get in trouble, but if you get mixed up with a paranormal gang you're only supporting the people who impede the system.
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>>8341485 i couldnt ever find anything on it
one minuet im outside and its a sunny day and out of nowhere nothing just nothing no light sounds nothing just a void of existence and a woman staring at me and then i was back in my yard as if nothing happened and it never happened again
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>>8341579 I was thinking more creature-wise, in response to
>>8341488 .
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>>8341548 >>8341555 Then why do you guys care? It's not affecting you, let us have our fun.
And if you have a problem with people talking about paranormal shit, then why the fuck are you on this thread in the first place?
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>>8341510 I assume you still don't want to tell me how I'd go about finding a naga, right?
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>>8341597 They live underground, in asian countries from what I heard
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>>8341592 I'm not
>>8341534 , by the way.
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>>8341548 >Fourth is claiming dinosaurs survived the meteor. But they did, even from a scientific standpoint.
Where the fuck do you think birds came from?
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Christ op, got some sort of beef with Lucifuge Rofocale?
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>>8341577 YOU
WATCH
TOO
MUCH
TV
GET
OUT
OF
THE
HOUSE
AND
GET
SOME
EXERCISE
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>>8341596 let me help you dear sir
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>>8341627 oops
>>>/x/ amidoingitrite
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>>8341624 I may be Air Force, but I keep active on a regular basis... I'm only here because I want to be, not because I got B& from everywhere else like you. :p
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 11:59:00 No. 8341677 Report >>8341618 >>8341618 Go down to your local synagogue.
Find a Rabi.
Ask him yourself about what he knows about demonology.
About 70% of what he's saying is true.
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So, how would I actually get psychic powers without falling into the mentalist trap?
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>>8341677 .....I can't....for certain reasons...sooooo can you just tell me what yooou know?
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>>8341592 Can you please answer this?
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Three question/issues:
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so did op die or somthing
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>>8341610 Well shit. That pretty much makes it pretty impossible.
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>>8341654 heres the thing, boss...i'm not on any channel often enough to get banned. i rarely post anything. i occassionally visit x because its a subject matter i'm interested in.
however i feel embarassed for you, that you post this fantasy roleplay nonsense and for the lonely kids that soak it all up.
thats all
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 12:18:00 No. 8341773 Report >>8341687 No, get active in your community.
>>8341693 The usual stuff like I've been putting, but I actually think you've got a small population of pteradactyls.
>>8341706 Sure thing, lets do it.
>North Korea There's more people who don't want them to suceed and the fact that they aren't doing anything right to begin with doesn't help.
Thats kind of a shitty answer.
>santa, tooth fairy No one above the age of 6 beileves in them- child faith simply isn't enough. Bogeymans only exist because even as adults get older they're still a little afraid of the dark.
>physical proof of these cryptids A lot of it simply gets eaten or sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
Sometimes we get lucky and a handfull get capture by poachers and sold or a native or some hillbilly sees one.
And then there's some we keep hidden away because we just plain don't want them touched.
We only revealed coelacanths after we found there was about 500,000 living near austrailia.
>magic I don't actually understand magic myself.
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>>8341706 First one I would assume because of the vast majority of adult who don't believe in the stories they tell their kids (such as Santa and Toothfairy)
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>>8341773 Ha you posted right before I did :P
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How do you feel about servitors?
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>>8341773 Let's say I can't get involved in the local community for various reasons, and your information is the only thing I can really go on here. Would you rather give me the information, or would you rather I go in blind?
Or perhaps because you are ignorant in this matter?
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>>8341586 you where molested by the devil
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It's time to say goodnight. Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 12:29:00 No. 8341826 Report Quoted By:
>>8341803 A little bit of both honestly.
I'm getting pretty sleepy.
For the most part I honestly don't think you should be looking into demons at all, but if you're interested you can usually obtain a little more information from any sort of Grimoire.
If you're lucky you can usual find REAL ones at antique stores.
Retirement homes also usually have atleast one.
Anyway.
Did you guys enjoy yourselves?
I might have room for a few more questions.
Here's a link btw to the government of Canadas now defunkt "public" UFO page.
They still carry on documenting alien related shit- but they mostly put up the website briefly so as to distract attention from their actual work.
http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/ufo/index-e.html Anonymous
>>8341773 On DPRK-
But are people actively wishing for North Koreans to starve? Couldn't the people's collective belief in their leader at least feed them?
On boogymen- so a generalized fear of the darkness (not a supernatural reaction but a natural reaction to something that intereferes with our ability to percieve our surroundings) leads to the creation of the personification of the children's fears? Why can't a generalized belief in goodness cause the personification of Santa?
On cryptids- if they're living in large enough populations to not die out due to a lack of genetic diversity (like cheetahs), they can't be completly unnoticed. If, as you say, poachers occasionally find them, why hasn't the story come out? Do government agents magically intervene before words escapes? Evidence of a triceratops living in the American southwest would dominate the news for weeks.
Why is a paranormal agency interested in hiding animals for conservation purposes? How does that really fit their mission goals?
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>>8341833 Again, I concur.
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What exactly happens if a vampire bites you?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 12:41:00 No. 8341881 Report >>8341833 >Couldn't the people's collective belief in their leader at least feed them? Short answer: no.
>Bogeyman vs santa. One has has thousands of years to develop and intrigate into culture. And it's been fed by night lights and darkness phobias. A bogeyman is just a personification- santa on the other hand is just a recent addition.
Maybe we will have an actual santa in a hundred more years?
>Cryptids Being able to simply deny an animals existance is actually the perfect way to preserve it.
Do you remember when those hunters came on the news? They had a bigfoot corpse, but it turned out to be fake?
That was your bureau doing it's job.
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You know anything on dimension hopping physically?
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>>8341881 Why is preservation a goal for your organization?
How are you hiding populations of dinorsaurs large enough to sustain themselves genetically?
Are you claiming that anytime anyone finds evidence of cryptids an agency intervenes?
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Please tell us you're gunna do this again!
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 12:53:00 No. 8341914 Report Quoted By:
>>8341891 >Why is preservation a goal for your organization? It didn't start out that way, but it became evidently obvious that if we found an animal and then never admitted it existed- no one went after it.
Most wild life federations do the same thing with endangered species. They lie about figures to protect a species to give it some "wiggle" room.
>How are you hiding populations of dinorsaurs large enough to sustain themselves genetically? People aren't very observant.
There are entire valleys in africa within walking distance of logging areas that have thousands of gorillas.
Dinosaurs are usually smaller then cattle.
>Are you claiming that anytime anyone finds evidence of cryptids an agency intervenes? No, usually people dismiss it themselves or are dismissed by others just as easily.
It's when they go to the media we have to stop them.
For a while we tried simply paying off poachers but that only gave a small amount of them the iniatiave to seek out these animals.
This however slowly pettered out during the 90's after a few "accidents".
I'm pretty sure I'm starting to say too much.
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>>8341861 Any idea?
Also, I'll assume all you are saying means the mokele mbembe is legit?
And please tell my oviraptors are still around. Fuck yeah favorite dinosaur.
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This guy on yahoo answers asked this question (albeit 4 years ago) and said he was in contact with a triceratops.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071228094931AAugmdT What do you think?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 13:04:00 No. 8341962 Report Nope.
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>>8341962 Thank you kind sir.
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>>8340938 That's how I feel about reality lol
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Are some of the things you deal with considered elementals??
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Good morning everyone! I'm having pancakes and a Mr.Big Candy bar. Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 20:35:00 No. 8343043 Report Wow, this is still here.
Thats impressive.
Good morning /x/-philes, how is everyone? I don't have to go to work 'till later tonight.
>>8342053 Reality could be for all we know just another mental illness, it's best to not take anything too seriosly.
>>8342095 I only vaguely know what you mean from playing warcraft when I was younger, but yes in a way.
Every so often Green peace or some other nature activitist group gets excited and an accident happens.
First the police is called, then the rcmp, then we're finally called.
They're very hard to "kill."
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>>8343043 Is there such thing as a Succubus or Sirens? How would I find one if so?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !ZMARBjvczs Fri 05 Aug 2011 21:05:00 No. 8343170 Report Quoted By:
>>8343093 Succubi can usually be summoned or called upon.
If they're interested in you though the'll find you.
Like any demonic magic we don't like to disclose the how, but it may or may not have to do with people actually finding real grimoires in antique stores or belonging to the elderly.
Sirens?
I'm not sure.
I don't cover to much work on the coasts.
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Are there any websites that belong to actual paranormal groups, or are they all fake?
