have anyone heard of "zioptis"? supposedly this phone number has been passed around since the 80's on old BBS systems. it has always rang a few times, then an old cassette-tape answering machine picks up. the messages always sound like they were recorded with bad 80's music, and were left in the sun to melt a bit. the people talking always said really weird shit, and would talk about "zioptis: dial-a-trip". research led me to a discussion about it here:
http://j-b .
livejournal.com/106293.html and the website for the "zioptis foundation"(a haunted house review website) is found here:
http://www.zioptis.com/ here's the strange thing... i've been calling nearly every day for the last 7 months. after the weird recorded message (which changed frequently) it always plays a warbled beep, like the tone which signals you to leave a message, and then the call ends. which led me to believe the line was solely used for voicemail, but today the line just rings repeatedly and ends after a few minutes.
here's the number: three one three two seven four 1111 (wouldn't let me post a phone number)
i'm under the impression now, that it's been a live telephone line all of this time. why would anyone create this, much less maintain it for a decade plus?
pic related. supposedly it was a business card.
Anonymous
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bumping my own thread. :\
Anonymous
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Interesting. I have no idea why people do the weird crap they do...
Anonymous
Area code for international callers?
Anonymous
>>8463448 1-313
like i said, it's just ringing now. no machine.
Anonymous
Sounds interesting. Does anyone have any idea what it's for?
Anonymous
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>>8463484 according to the zioptis website, they're a company for reviewing local haunted houses.
according to
http://www.manta.com/c/mm49gwc/zioptis-foundation they're a "Noncommercial Research Organization Social Science & Humanities Research"
Anonymous
>>8463357 it just kept ringing
Anonymous
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>>8463536 i thought i made that pretty clear.
>>8463464 >>8463357 Anonymous
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called, kept ringing forever
Anonymous
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That's creepy, I won't lie.
Anonymous
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i just checked out the zioptis website using the wayback machine, and found this on the page... "(313) 274-1111. Leave a message at the end - if it's cool enough it may be incorporated into a future episode! And if you're really lucky, you may get to talk directly to DALE BOMBAST, THE WORLDS BIGGEST TALK SHOW HOST - HE IS 75 FEET TALL!">And if you're really lucky, you may get to talk directly to DALE BOMBAST, THE WORLDS BIGGEST TALK SHOW HOST >And if you're really lucky, you may get to talk directly to DALE BOMBAST >talk directly to i'm honestly a little creeped out. atingsL thickets
Anonymous
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>>8463357 Viral for 976-EVIL remake.
Anonymous
googling the "zioptis foundation" gets me this contact information 4171 Clippert St Detroit MI, 48210 (313)274-1111 going to google street view, we get this...strange indeed
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Bump, this sounds interesting
Anonymous
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it's the back of a strip club...
Anonymous
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can we get a bro to go there for us
Anonymous
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maybe it's this? there's an abandoned lot nearby too overgrown with weeds
Anonymous
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that's mildly odd.
Anonymous
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here's the overgrown lot as far as I can tell, this address doesn't exist...that strip club is closed for remodeling btw, in case you didn't look at the sign in the picture
Anonymous
according to google maps, the little pointer thing is closer to the empty lot next to the True Value store...so that must be it...the empty lot
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Love this thread. Seriously. This is what I come to /x/ for, mysteries.
Anonymous
Dale Bombast A Blades Tomb Mad Babe Lost Babels Mad To Bad Slate Mob
Anonymous
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so, we have a confirmed--and registered-- "Noncommercial Research Organization Social Science & Humanities Research" business that started in 1986 with a weird phone number, and their physical address is an empty lot. they have a website, which since at least 2004 has been utilized for local haunted house reviews. and they have been maintaining a phone line which plays weird messages and serves no purpose since '86... i see no problem here.
Anonymous
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OP here. if the thread dies for any reason, i can be contacted at: thisisanillusion@ gmail i'd really like to stay in contact, and work on solving this thing. it has really been bothering me, and i can't explain why.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Startpage provides no results on Dale Bombast.
Mr Bees !EheB1.mG7c
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WTF flannel sweaters?
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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oh. good. it's back. ...yay.
Mr Bees !EheB1.mG7c
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>>8463854 WTF
I am creeped out
This is...more than a little bit weird
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>>8463785 >>8463814 you guys... you guys make me so proud... seriously
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I would like to thank you for recording that. downloaded it and decided to play it backwards. sounded like gibberish until i heard what i thought was a "Help". would like to know if the number in question is actually still under the phone company's control and also if we can find out if any events happened in the area.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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as i said before, it changes often. i've yet to hear a repeat, however. they're always surreal like this.
Anonymous
More anagrams for Dale Bombast, a lot of them don't make sense but some are a little creepy Bad Seal Tomb Sob At Bedlam Bedlam Sabot>Sabot: a thrust-transmitting carrier that positions a missile in a gun barrel or launching tube and that prevents the escape of gas ahead of the missile Alternately a Sabot is a type of wooden shoe.
Anonymous
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8463938 i suppose the line could have initially been created for that reason, but the fact that it's been obviously paid for and maintained daily since the late eighties is a bit odd.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8463938 also, 976-evil came out in '88.
Jim Profit
so, strange telephone numbers thread?
Anonymous
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I'm actually kind of creeped out..
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8463972 i mean, i'd love to further investigate "zioptis", but i don't think we can get much further and i don't think anyone else is as bothered by it as i am. it's sort of ridiculous, as i have no real reason to be.
Anonymous
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Bump for what the fuck is this
Anonymous
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>>8464083 i feel the same way
i wish we'd know more
Anonymous
Strelnikov DRUNK !TXwGaUHWDw
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oh god what the fuck
Anonymous
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i remember reading something about it on /x/ about a year ago. anyone?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Is it all possibly just part of some alternate reality game?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8464325 doubtful. it's been around forever, and appears to be relatively unknown, which is why i find it so strange that someone would bother to pay for/maintain/repeatedly make new messages for a line that no-one uses.
Jim Profit
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>>8464346 the plot thickens.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8464325 >>8464340 i assumed it was an ARG attempt as well, when i first learned of it during my shitty attempt at launching an ARG. someone thought my crap game was referencing zioptis. they said they had received a business card in the early 90's with a red hand and the phone number, which matches the description of the post found here:
http://j-b.livejournal.com/106293.html written in 2004. if it's an arg, they've put YEARS of work into maintaining the illusion just to launch now. seems highly unlikely.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8464346 also, that was me. i forgot to add my trip after returning from /mu/.
Anonymous
>>8464364 LOL, stupid ARG creator is in on it
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8464376 believe what you want. i couldn't give a shit one way or another.
Caustic's Secondary Rig
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>>8464386 Constipated?
I heard buttfucking helps.
Anonymous
Meh, I still think it's part of some ARG, probably only kept around and maintained just to make people such a yourself go nuts trying to figure out it's elaborate scheme.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8464432 >probably only kept around and maintained just to make people such a yourself go nuts trying to figure out it's elaborate scheme. probably dead on. they're doing a good job of it. it just seems like a giant waste of resources, and judging by their location alone, i would assume they don't have much in the way of resources to begin with.
Anonymous
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ghost line? if it's overgrown and everything where the eff is the phone or the reciever? like wtf. I vote ghost line
Anonymous
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>>8464432 Yeah, some poor anon spent a lot of time on this
Anonymous
someone call with skype and screen cap and record the sound, post on youtube, debunked
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8464473 or, you could call the line yourself and prove just as much.
Anonymous
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>>8464473 How does that constitute "debunked"?
Anonymous
Haunted Garage Sale
Saturday, September 10, 2011
9:00 AM - 1:00 PM
The Motor City Haunt Club's 6th Annual
University of Detroit Mercy
4001 W. McNichols Rd. Detroit, MI 48221
For more information or to reserve space,
contact Meghann at 313.993.1259
meghann@motorcityhauntclub.com
www.motorcityhauntclub.com ^^^^^^^ ask her about it
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8464561 how did you find this?
Anonymous
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This is a turkey farm, but they have tons of pumpkins too! They're all lined up symetrically and pretty, waiting for new homes! Won't you please adopt one of these worthy gourds? You'll feel better, and save a pumpkin from an explosive ending inside a pumpkin launcher. Can you imagine what that would feel like? You don't want that, do you? Or maybe that excites you, eh? Only your hairdresser knows for sure!
Anonymous
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8464604 wow. i fail at innernette. i haven't looked at the page in quite some time.
Anonymous
is this line free to call?
Anonymous
>>8464641 because I live in Australia and international calls are a bitch
Anonymous
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>>8464641 if you have free long distance. i don't know if there ARE any plans without free long distance these days.
FML. i'm old.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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going to sleep.
The Laughing Man !dJIon7au2I
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hmmmm interesting.
Anonymous
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>>8463653 anyone live near this address?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Sounds like some sort of news channel, I can barely understand anything they're saying, it's a little creepy.
Anonymous
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Someone archive this shit.
Anonymous
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This is not paranormal, you idiots. People use fake addresses for start-ups all tge time...especially non profit haunted house tour agencies. If she's crooked enough to use non-profit loopholes for something like this, she's crooked enough for a fake address. Derp. She probaby retired and fucks with the machine for a laugh. People who grew up in the 80's used to record greeting all the time. It was like you updating your fb page. The last entry is 2005, btw. She simply retired. Y'all just silly...don't you know how intolerably boring the Midwest is?
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BUMP, PLEASE, ARCHIVE THIS, I don't want this to die T_T
Anonymous
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I'm getting a "Zioptis Fashion Show" broadcast. What the fuck?
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
Bump again, I don't want this to die. I won't let it.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8466946 send me an email.
Anonymous
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If this fashion show this is really all I'm getting, I'm not that weirded out after all.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
ZIOPTIS walter barndt to meghann show details 1:49 AM (11 hours ago) do you know what it is? Meghann to me show details 11:14 AM (2 hours ago) Yes - best reviews of haunted houses. damn.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8467195 i asked what "dial-a-trip" is. awaiting response.
Anonymous
zioptis.com Registrant:
william b godwin
4171 clippert
dearborn heights, michigan 48125
US
01064l063999@eliminatejunkemail.com
+1.3132747625
Domain Name:
ZIOPTIS.COM Administrative & Technical Contact:
william b godwin
4171 clippert
dearborn heights, michigan 48125
US
31510p385284@nojunkemailaddress.com
+1.3132747625
+1.3132743299
Anonymous
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>>8467212 Name: William B Godwin
Age: 59
Previous Cities: Dearborn, MI
Harper Woods, MI
Dearborn Heights, MI
Detroit, MI
Beverly Hills, MI
Anonymous
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this thread has to died. nobody care
Anonymous
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come on /x/ road trip !
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mine rang 3 times, started playing cheesy 80s music, then some guy started talking about how they have the latest fashions, and accessories! Then a woman named Candy come on, and the guy said "Look at this 3 piece bathing suit she has on!" Then Candy blabbered on about something, and finally, I hung up. What the fuck is this shit?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>here's the strange thing... i've been calling nearly every day for the last 7 months. after the weird recorded message (which changed frequently) it always plays a warbled beep, like the tone which signals you to leave a message, and then the call ends. >here's the strange thing... i've been calling nearly every day for the last 7 months. >i've been calling nearly every day for the last 7 months. recordings of calls. now.
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
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I am extremely pleased that this hasn't died yet. :D Saw it last night. Seems interesting. Can't be much of a help since I only have a smartphone for internet access for the next month, but I'll try too, OP.
>>8467795 Oh man, you need to go there for us, please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8467829 Sure, what place do you want me to stop by?
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So... According to all the info... this is what I understand as a possible explanation. Zioptis used to be a real life game, where people goes to a haunted house and plays something. The house was maybe demolished, and a "Selling things" fraud company took the phone number by coincidence, maybe. (sorry for my bad english).
Anonymous
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they're talking about fashion and then...something about an eclipse and this distorted, creepy beep
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
Everyone's probably noticed this. Or maybe not, since its towards the end. After the fashion show part, they guy says, "..and stay tuned for our next sequence! Or meteor shower. Whichever comes first. (something something) ZIOPTIS TRANSDIMENTIONAL (something). I need to go back and listen again, I can barely remember.
>>8467896 "Well, we're outta time so stay tunned to the next sequence or meteor shower. Whichever comes first. And next time, we'll cover birth/earth generation crossdimentional zioptis pasing characters to criptimble (?) stay tunned/ thank you" That's what I hear.
Anonymous
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There are benefits to owning property for your company and saying that it is the "company is stationed", even if the company is not actually stationed there.
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
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>>8467948 Haha, yes, that's exactly it. Getting so hyped up that I couldn't remember it well, even the parts I could comprehend.
Anonymous
>>8467948 This
combined with this:
ONCE YOU'VE HEARD THE WORD ZIOPTIS, IT'S TOO LATE. THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED IT IS IF SOMEONE HAD NOT SPOKEN IT TO YOU. THEREFORE, ONCE ZIOPTIS, ALWAYS ZIOPTIS! THOUSANDS HAVE FALLEN VICTIM (WILLING, READY AND ABLE) TO THIS INSIDIOUS SECRET PLAN TO UNDERMINE THE WEAK MORALS OF MELTED BATHING CAPS WORLDWIDE. THEY WILL RISE UP AT AN UNDETERMINED MOMENT AND STRIKE THE MASSES WITH ENDLESS, MANIACAL LAUGHTER. THOSE WHO HAVE FAITHFULLY CALLED (313) 274-1111 WILL HAVE THE UPPER HAND, AND WILL INHERIT THE EARTH AND ITS' MANY TREASURES.
makes it even weirder.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8463357 >wouldnt let me post a phone number 'three one three two seven four 1111'
3132741111.
Was that so hard?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ive always thought it would be cool to set up a phone number somewhere in an abandoned warehouse or something somewhere, that would lead to an answering machine and make people go on a some sort of goose chase, kind of like the ARGs that valve did
Anonymous
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I got some kick-ass 80's music, got front row seats to a fashion show, and got some advice on tube-socks. I'm calling again.
Anonymous
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>>8467750 >>8467750 >>8467750 i called and this happened then it just stopped. this is weird. i also live in detroit and recognized the area code.
Anonymous
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>>8468229 French DJ, good friend of David Guetta, takes rendez-vous with bitches @ 11:11
bloo
Anonymous
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
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Anyone know that song? It's my new favorite.
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
Ok, I don't care what anyone thinks of me after I write this. I'm experiencing physical pain right now. Like, it legit feels like somone's stabbed me in the chest. Left the knife there and is twisting it slowly at random intervals. I tried getting my friend to call it but it doesn't work for him. Maybe the effects only happen for those who repeatedly call, and listen to the whole thing? I don't know. But I need an explination. I call back, it gets worse. I hear the song in my head clear as day. I hear it in my left ear only. I'm scared and in a whole lot of pain. Nothing is helping. Everything only makes it worse.
Anonymous
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
>>8468923 whats it like for you?
Anonymous
>>8468954 Don't have migraines, feels like I have one. Pulsing headache accompanied with stomache ache.Want to vomit.
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
>>8468993 I wonder how many others are experiencing something like this? Maybe in so much pain, they can't even reach the computer? I guess we should consider ourselves lucky...?
Anonymous
>>8469005 don't fuck wwith me man this hurts
Anonymous
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>>8468923 >>8468880 knickers, stop trawlin'.
Anonymous
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Do we have any updates to this? This is really interesting.
OP is a fag.
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And then, everyone died. FIN, thank you for flollowing the thread.
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
>>8468880 Odd. I would usually pass this off as just the power of suggestion, but I have a pressing on my chest and anxiety, that has only progressed since I read your post, not just come out of nowhere. It isn't excruciating or anything, and I have anxiety anyways. But nonetheless a strange coincidence.
>>8469207 I started to feel deppressed after hearing the call for the first time, and it get's worse everytime I hear that tape again. But I suffer deppression. Like you, I don't know if this is suggestion or this tape brings the worst out of the people...
Anonymous
>>8468880 maybe it WAS just the power of suggestion, but i'm really short of breath, and the base of my neck is burning.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nor cal-tard here. listened to it on vocaroo, feel icky.
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
>>8469354 >>8469279 Well fuck. Maybe we should all just chill a while, don't call anymore. We be pissin' off some aliums or some shit. How is the pain for you both? Is it stronger on any one side, or top or bottom half of your bodies? Mine is sort of dull, warm, and stronger on my left.
Anonymous
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>>8469413 Actually I don't feel any kind of physical pain. I feel an emotional pain. Everytime I call that number I feel sadder and sadder...
Anonymous
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y'all are gonna die in 6-7 days. enjoy your final week of life.
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
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>>8468027 Fuck. Fuck fuck fucking fuck. Alright, so of course, to even know of this thread, everyone has to have read the word Zioptis before calling the number. If we heard it before calling, even though we have all called, I don't think that qualifies us as safe.
Anonymous
guy this was an early experiment with idoser type shit>"dial a trip" >people feel like shit >hurrdurr ex idoser here
Anonymous
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So, i listened to the recording, saw your comments and thought "huh, i wonder if im gonna feel ill now". Then i went to the kitchen, grabbed precisely 1.5L of iced tea, drank 0.5L of it, watched some spoony, and i feel just fine. I HAVE FOUND THE CURE
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
>>8469452 Explain in more depth please?
Anonymous
>>8469464 idoser aka Binaural beats are basically sound files that provoke a bodily response similar to that of a drug
this was possibly an early experiment that made people really sick. (basically an idoser that gives out a bad trip every time)
Starelle !t1aARTCkIQ
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>>8469481 Well then, glad this actually makes sense now, instead of it just turning into, "Bad ARG with a bunch of easily convinced nooblets. Lulz y u so mad /x/phaggots?"
Certainly is interesting that it really did turn out to be something sort of legit, though.
Anonymous
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I'm happy this is still up.
Anonymous
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I just got home from work and my wife welcomed me home, we are in a good relationship and we love each other very much, but for some reason when she was welcoming me home I became very angry at her for no reason at all. I am not sure why this is happening, but I've heard in this thread that people who called in to that number started to feel bad. Do you think this is related at all? I was angry with my coworker for no reason, earlier at work, after I had called in to this, but I thought that I might have just been stressed out or something... hope this ends soon, and that I am just subconsciously stressed out about something. (Btw, if you are wondering why I am working on a Sunday, it is because I work in a graphic design department for a company, and me and one of my coworkers needed to go in to make some finishing touches on a project. I got on /x/ for a few minutes, until he had arrived, and then we started working on the project.)
Anonymous
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Holy shit guys, I don't know what's going on, but since I heard that fucking answering machine, I feel perfectly fine... Well,a little hungry but that was pre-existing This isn't creepy, it was probably only put up for the sole purpose of fucking with people's heads, now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find some food.
Anonymous
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i listened to it, now i feel kind of weird. i feel really paranoid, i dont think im going to sleep tonight.
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now that i think of it...i think i heard of this stuff in the 80s, maybe. foggy tho. shit.
Anonymous
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
whoa. i assumed the thread died. OP here, once again. i'm actually surprised /x/ is interested.
Anonymous
>>8469967 Well, I for one don't care that its not exactly paranormal. Its interesting and fun to speculate its purpose and origin. Have there been many/any changes in the 7 months you'd been calling?
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8470019 the message seems to change every other day or so.
suomynonA
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>>8463357 You know what, I really like this group. So, I'll tell you, I live down the street from where your talking about, don't go down there looking for fucking haunted houses please. The grave yards around here are busy enough, they don't need some paranormal research group coming in and starting some new kind of shit. The threats around here are not paranormal, they live. If there was a haunted place in this world, believe me it would probably be southwest, but there isn't. The Grudge around here is people that don't like you having money in your pocket, even the hookers on Michigan Ave will jack your ass. Don't look here please, I only say this to spare some decent people from a very uncomfortable reception, from very real people.
Anonymous
>>8470041 The website mentions the dial-a-trip hotline. Doesn't this imply that there is really nothing unusual about it, and its just related to some haunted house halloween thing?
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8470072 does it sound like a normal hotline to you?
also, some of the messages have sounded a little more hostile and bizarre. not one of them has made sense.
i never implied this was paranormal, only strange. what bothers me is that it's an incredibly old phone line which is clearly being paid for and maintained regularly, and yet there's barely anything about it. seems odd that someone would go through so much trouble to maintain a phone line with absolutely no purpose.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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also, it bothers me that up until last night i assumed it was a voicemail-only line. first time it had never gone to the answering machine. i've tried calling at all hours, and have always received the machine after a few rings at most. i've left countless voicemails, if indeed that beep at the end is really indication that it's recording. i've yet to receive any response.
suomynonA
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it's a pre-internet troll asshole, it's probably in an effort to get you down here
Anonymous
Anonymous
We're talking about this nao, OP :3
Anonymous
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
Anonymous
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I'm not going to read the thread... But I just got a fashion show type message, then it said something about an eclipse or meteor shower, then a weird ass beep which made me feel EXTREMELY uneasy so I hung up really fast... WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8470352 with the terrible quality, the tone of his voice reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb86dE2MYJg Anonymous
Well, I was hoping to get to bed at a decent hour tonight but looks like I won't... Thanks OP
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8470600 ZIOPTIS IS YOUR NEW BED.
ALSO: NICE DOUBLES.
Anonymous
Anonymous
The Laughing Man !dJIon7au2I
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bumping for continued interest
!wAkeUpFcSs
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>>8470895 My left ear is now in some serious pain. Note to others: Don't listen to that vid with headphones on.
Otherwise it's a good vid, thanks.
Anonymous
IM COMING IN HERE WITH A HAT AND IM BRINGING IT TO YA LIVE THE ONE AND ONLY ZIOPTICALLY CHARGED ZIOPTIST. 65 FEET TALL AND SHRKINKING RAPIDLY IN THE CORNER WITH THE BLACK PAPER BASKET AND A WAX SMILE HELLO YOURE ON THE AIR
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
As a former Michigander who phoned Zioptis as a child and forgot about it until now, I vote for archiving this thread. My friends and I knew it was about Halloween, but I'm almost certain it was Subgenius-related, but I don't remember why, and I'm not going to call my BFF from back then at 3:30am to ask.
Anonymous
That's Detroits area code.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8471484 whoa. approximately how long ago?
Anonymous
>>8471517 I don't know the exact years involved, but I'm guesstimating about '87-ish. Like I said, my BFF from back then would probably know, but she's a SAHM and would kick my ass if I phoned her to ask at this hour, plus we aren't as close as we used to be. But I do remember calling that 1111 number, and another that was similar, they had bizarre messages, and the Zioptis thing was for Halloween, but ran the phone all year long. They *might* have had a public access show, or something, but I might also be confusing that. Regardless, I still think it was SG-related, though I don't remember why ATM.
Anonymous
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>>8464291 source on that page links to
15footstick.com Anonymous
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>>8471508 Yeah, but I'm from Sterling Heights. Not that far away.
Anonymous
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>>8471588 ...and I have to get sleep. Work in am. :-/ I was just futzing around on Anonyma, trying to get sleepy, when I saw 'Zioptis', and was like, "oh, I know that word...". Haven't thought about it in over a decade. Funny. Anyways, I'll try to check on the thread and my BFF's memory tomorrow.
Gengar !!pJbVWEwlDfq
So, it's a haunted house review site, and they used to have creepy shit when you picked up the phone and dialed them.... Am I the only one seeing the connection here? Also: not /x/.
Anonymous
>>8471661 Ok...I'm def. going to sleep after this. You are spot on. It's not really paranormal, but what on this earth is? Sorry, I'm a skeptic. It's still cool, and phoning it is/was creepy.
Gengar !!pJbVWEwlDfq
>>8471695 It wasn't even creepy if you were staring at the retarded website while calling them...
Seriously, do you even see what I'm getting at? A HALLOWEEN REVIEW SITE WITH A CREEPY ANSWERING MACHINE....
FFS
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8471729 the style of the messages doesn't fit that of "haunted houses". the messages are always incredibly surrealist, and almost like stream-of-consciousness.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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pardon me for finding something that wasn't an attempt at an arg, is quite surreal, and breaks from a mundane reality.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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i was looking at this logically: based on the economy in detroit, i'm assuming there isn't an overwhelming market for haunted house reviews. judging by their website's layout, which looks like it was coded shorty after the release of HTML2.0, they aren't exactly well-off. a dedicated telephone line runs about 10-15 dollars a month. they've been paying monthly, for a phone line that supposedly does nothing? i have a hard time accepting that. that's all. perhaps i just LIKE the notion that there's something more to it. whatever. i never forced anyone into believeing "OMG GUISE GHOST PHONES". just brought it to /x/'s attention, because i'd assume there are others like myself.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
Anonymous
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>>8471729 Stfu and go to another thread, then.
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>>8472058 Yo, OP, don't let trolls annoy you. This thread is pretty cool, and it should be archived.
BTW, bump.
Anonymous
bumping. Was anyone else able to record thier call?
Anonymous
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>>8473307 like 3 people recorded it, same fashion show thing
Anonymous
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Left a message. Loved the recording. Had the same sort of vibe as a lot of other things I've been experiencing lately. Hoping something will come out of this.
Anonymous
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First time I tried to call got busy signal. Second time fashion show message. Mild headache, drank coffee, smoked bong, headache gone. CURE IS BONG.
Anonymous
pretty sure this is nothing out of the ordinary...i traced the number to 2 older guys who probably are insane...also theres the most recognizeable sound when i called that sounded exactly like the sound aol or aim makes when u send an IM...just saying
Anonymous
>>8469481 Don't listen to this idiot. For someone who's supposedly used i-Doser before, he knows nothing about it.
Binaural beats only work if you're continuously exposed to them. 99% of the i-Doser stuff has to be listened to for almost an hour before you even BEGIN to fell anything. Not only that, you have to be wearing headphones or something, since the frequencies are on two different channels (hence the name BInaural). A fucking 3 minute phone call isn't going to do shit to you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8473555 I'm interested in this, but have never been able to find someone with any understanding of the concept.
Would you be willing to recommend some things to try? I'd love to be able to get some real results from this stuff.
Anonymous
>>8473580 I've fucked around with i-Doser a few times. There are a few places where you can download the shit for free (I think the official website charges you hundreds of dollars per 'dose'). I bought into the hype when it first made its rounds around the Internet thinking shit like "OMG I GUT HIGH WIFFOUT SMOKIN SHIT!" but from what I can tell, the majority of what they sell is absolute bullshit.
http://torrents.to/search/btjunkie/i-doser Basically, you're just going to be wasting your time listening to really loud noises for hours at a time.
Anonymous
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they advertised fashion & accessories when i called just now. wtf?
Anonymous
>>8473580 >>8473602 The idea is that there are certain noises/frequencies that ,when listened to for a certain amount of time, will produce a wide range of psychological and physiological responses. The 'doses' that these i-Doser faggots sell are supposed to produce responses similar to what you would feel if you took drugs like LSD or ecstasy. A few of them are supposed to actually affect you physically by making you sweat and vomit and stuff. However, like I said, that majority of the stuff is grade-A bullshit.
Caustic's Secondary Rig
>>8473640 Then why just not buy the real stuff instead?
I clicked around on their website for a few seconds and I think that they cater their products to the ones who "want to take drugs but not really".
Yeah?
Anonymous
yo, did some research
this is a url I found on Google groups from 1995 that seems related somehow. Its just a dead page now
http://axle.adp.wisc.edu/~vponelis/zioptis.html I got the url from this announcement on comp.infosystems.wwwannounce
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.infosystems.www.announce/browse_thread/thread/5eb7b67c1e31f92/d0 b88aeb9a182bf0
The url brings up nothing on waybackmachine. The name Victor Ponelis brings up some linkedin profiles assoiated with U Wisc.
There is also another advertisement on usergroups here:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor/browse_thread/thread/4772f71cd7652eb7/2456908c2cc031df He seems to market it as a humor site. It pops up through a bunch of old groups here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=zioptis I think this proves it is quite an old meme
Anonymous
>>8473658 Yeah. Pretty much. I think it's supposed to be for 12 year old kids who want to say they've smoked weed without actually doing it and can reach into their mother's purse to steal her credit cards to pay for the shit.
Anonymous
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>>8473580 >>8473640 Hmmm, thanks for responding. Also, a more specific question...
The bit of stuff that I have experimented with involved "binaural beat" generators. Supposedly by playing two tones in a different frequency for each ear via headphones, it causes the brain to "create" a beat based on the difference between the frequencies, thus inducing brain waves toward the level of said difference.
I do indeed get the "beat" effect when using these, but does it really have any real influence on the state of the brain/mind?
Anonymous
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not sure if these old Zioptis links are related.
Caustic's Secondary Rig
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>>8473667 Seems dumb to me.
Like buying a book about how to become rich fast and easy.
Anonymous
http://archive.no-ip.org/x/thread/7240876 someone on /x/ posted the number last march too... OP?
Anonymous
>>8463357 Good evening....etcetc....fashion accessories.
It's a recording of a Runway show, if you cared to listen further.
Y'all are stupid. But! What is it's function?
Anonymous
>>8473735 Couldn't hear it too well, but two announcers describe like 4 dresses on random models, in the last one I think I heard 'fish-skin', then it says thank you the music stops and it beeps, some silence then hangs up.
Not sure if weird, not sure of anything really.
Anonymous
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http://wayback.archive.org/web/*/http://www.zioptis.com/* Zioptis on wayback machine... only goes back to 2002, looks like they use a robots.txt file
Anonymous
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from reading threads across the internets, it sounds like Zioptis sometime uses the messages recorded by the answering machine in the hotline.
Anonymous
>>8473735 >>8473749 The things it mentions are sort of word salad, though. It has the logical arrangement and key words of a runway show, but the actual content of said "show" doesn't seem congruous with the premise.
Honestly, this whole thing reminds me of something you'd stumble across in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8473718 wasn't me.
>>8473832 THANK YOU. you just said exactly what i'd been trying to say this entire time.
Anonymous
>>8473961 damn.
new personal mission: find the PO box number.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
Anonymous
This reminds me of the website of that woman with a fucked up face that wears weird masks. Her site is a total trip. I forgot what it's called though, something st.justine? Eh, something like that.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8474033 shaye saint john
Anonymous
bump, rang the number and i just got some looped 80's song. i recorded it and i'll upload it now. someone should archive this.
Anonymous
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8474145 weird. i'm still getting the same fashion show message. that "loop" comes from this message.
Anonymous
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>>8474240 Odd. Shortly after hearing this I got horrible stomach pain. But I think I'm ok now. Probably not related.
Anonymous
I called and got the "line disconnected" tone. Will try again momentarily.
Anonymous
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>>8474436 Aw, sweet, it's playing Joy Division!
And something about weenie extravaganzas.
Anonymous
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>>8473659 wow, I actually know who this is. He's kind of a dick, but has a very off kilter sense of humor/personality so I guess it's possible he might know something.
Konoka Konoe
I just dialed the number twice, got the same message, the one about the fashion show.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
got an email address. subject: ZIOPTIS walter barndt to meghann show details Aug 21 (2 days ago) do you know what it is? Meghann to me show details Aug 21 (1 day ago) Yes - best reviews of haunted houses. -Meghann Murray walter barndt to Meghann what is dial-a-trip? Meghann to me show details 12:27 AM (13 hours ago) This is their email: www.zioptis@yahoo.com
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8475517 ANNNNNNND it's a bunk email. received mailer-daemon. tried without a period, and also received mailer-daemon.
anyone else tried emailing the address on their website?
Anonymous
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archive this sht
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Bump for the 394723742 time
Anonymous
corkscrew
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thats weird, before i got down to where everyone was complaining about pain i started getting pains in my chest like when i get the wind knocked out of me.... and then i saw you guys complaining too. weird weird weeeiirrddd
Anonymous
Anonymous
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archived? it won't work for me.
Anonymous
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Just finished reading the archived thread
>http://chanarchive.org/4chan/x/18696/have-anyone-heard-of-zioptis-supposedly-this-phone-number-h as-been-passed-around-since-the-80-s-on-old-b
(well, this one) this shits really intresting. Can't call myself, being in Canada and all but sounds cool. I'll be monitoring this
Anonymous
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Glad you're still here. My BFF from back then said she's certain Zioptis wasn't the Subgenius number I'm thinking of, that was some 248 number. Anyway, the Zioptis number was always music or bits of conversations. I don't remember leaving messages, but she says we did. No one ever contacted us, and it probably was because we sounded like kids. She said another of our friends got the number from her older brother. As I remember it, a lot of it was nonsensical mashups, kind of like 80's art movies.
Anonymous
ZIOPTIS LIVES INSIDE THE WALLS. YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE SHOW.
Anonymous
THE ZIOPTIS FOUNDATION HAUNTED HOUSE REVIEW IS A WAY TO PAY FOR THE PHONE LINE WHICH SERVES AS A MEDIUM FOR ZIOPTIS TO SPREAD ITSELF
Anonymous
Anonymous
holy fuck. i just got one where 2 people were apparently commentating a fashion show? talking about it for a while, then they said "well we're out of time, wait until the next eclipse or meteor shower." then those beeps. creepy shit. i'm gonna call back in a few.
i remember this shit from the 80s why the fuck now??? obelisk- follow the worms
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8479734 are you this anon?
>>8479727 Anonymous
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Thank you /x/. Now THIS is what I remember coming here for back when this board was first made.
Anonymous
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>>8479754 Nope. Guess /x/ is having a good night.
Anonymous
I got the fashion thing, too. I wonder if these guys are watching /x/ and laughing at us.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8479771 >>8479549 the fashion thing started two days ago, a few hours after i made the thread. although it's quite a coincidence, i believe it's just that. the message does change somewhat frequently, but the amount of time between them is seemingly random.
Anonymous
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>this thread is still alive
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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i've created a facebook page for zioptis. if anyone wants to stay updated, i'll post updates there whenever i discover a new message. this thread is going to die soon.
Starrelle !t1aARTCkIQ
OP, I just want to thank you for helping /x/ on its way to what it should be. All I have to do now is come to terms with the fact that the biggest excitement in my life will be calling Zioptis every day to see if there's a new message yet.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8480147 no worries. i didn't really do anything.
Starrelle !t1aARTCkIQ
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>>8480185 C'mon, bro. Don't be so modest. I mean, how would we find things like this? It's obviously not common, which also makes it even more awesome.
Anonymous
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This is the first time I've decided to come back to /x/ in forever. I was hoping to find something interesting but I never dreamed it would be this. This is the last in a long chain of startling coincidences for me. I've learned not to take this kind of thing too seriously, commonplace miracle, synchronicity, and all that. But still, this is an alarmingly appropriate climax to the past few days' events. To whoever put this together, I want to see the world beneath your eyes.
Anonymous
There's almost no possibility of it being the case, but, I really hope some member of Electric Six is/was involved in this. Detroit must be a very strange place.
Anonymous
>>8480553 You can always ask them directly. Just send a self-addressed, stamped envelope...
Anonymous
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>>8480584 But that one is for California...
unless...
it gets forwarded to the Zioptis PO Box and then it has my address...
indingdi never
Amandymous
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Inside the nanosecond continuum will be found an interesting fruit called the portable bagel sharpener. When played on a region eight DVD player it will cause the spaces between your fingers to tingle lightly. These vibrations can be ridden out all the way to a magnifying glass that will enhance smells. With it you will be able to pick out the most compatible mate based solely on pheromone communique.
Anonymous
>>8480553 YOU! I wanna take you to a gay bar... XD
Anonymous
I recorded a call but it was really screech-y and I don't want to kill your ears.
Amandymous
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>>8481265 Well, transcribe or describe it. If it's a new message, I'll definitely be phoning in.
Anonymous
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No, it's the same. That's why I didn't bother posting. It just sounds screechy because of my phone + mic.
Anonymous
>>8481224 Wrong thread slick
Anonymous
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I wanna know where this tape is playing from...
Amandymous
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>>8481402 It's an Electric Six song. :P
!j.6vTbSrfg
Anonymous
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There's a 4171 Clippert St In Dearborn heights MI and on google maps it comes to a real house, not a vacant lot.
Anonymous
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I was reading somewhere that you're supposed to call the number at 11:11 twice a day? (the last 4 numbers are 1111 has something to do with it?)
Anonymous
I called this number and one of two things happened: I either started hallucinating or A fucking mini-earthquake just happened. I shit you fuckers not, I got probably 15 seconds into the message when I felt kinda dizzy and off-centered, and the chair that I was sitting in felt like it was vibrating a little bit. I didn't buy into the whole binaural beats shit (I was the Anon saying it was all bunk), but I thought that maybe there was a tone or something being played that made me feel dizzy or some shit. BUT THEN! And I swear to God this actually happened, I started feeling a little more off centered and the vibration become a little more intense to the point that I KNEW I was feeling it (at first I thought it was a by-product of feeling a little dizzy). Then I looked around me to see if I was getting dizzy (I figured the room would be spinning or some shit), but nothing was. Instead, shit was actually fucking moving back and forth. Our TV was fucking wobbling, some tall-ass lamp we have was wobbling, picture frames were fucking wobbling, and it just got a little more intense (the vibrating feel). I shit you not, Anon, I think there was just a fucking earthquake here. That, or this phone call caused me to have one hell of a hallucination.
Anonymous
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What happens to the number on 11/11/11 at 11:11 then?
Eridanampora
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>>8482280 You live in south Carolina, correct?
Anonymous
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>>8482280 nah bro an actual mini-earthquake just happened in my area which is wierd cause usually that never happens in jersey
Anonymous
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>>8482280 Yeah, earthquakes everywhere mang.
Anonymous
The Laughing Man !dJIon7au2I
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>>8482880 SHAKE IT UP!
Hmmm, well I'm excited to see if there is a new message any time soon. Thanks for reminding me of this.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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wow. this is still alive? holy shit. if you didn't already read it: i've made a facebook page for zioptis. i will be posting (as will others, i'd assume) when the message changes, as well as any other related discussion.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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This seems to have caught my interest, I'll have to call for myself later.
Anonymous
yo, the fb page is at pages/Zioptis-Dial-a-trip/146156002137998 on facebook
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8485317 thx. forgot to post the link.
Anonymous
i just called it just rang.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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i want to know where the phone is. it's most definitely an actual phone line(not direct voicemail), as it sometimes varies in the amount of rings before the answering machine. sometimes it doesn't ever switch to voicemail. there has to be a physical phone connected to this line, and i want to know who is listening.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8485537 that's odd. i've been trying to call for a while and keep getting a busy signal.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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STILL NOT DEAD.
Anonymous
>>8485537 If it's an old-style answering machine like it sounds, the tape may be rewinding during the times it rings longer or the machine doesn't pick up at all. Has anyone left a message telling them about /x/ and Facebook?
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8486655 good call.
i have no idea if anyone has, although i'm assuming so.
Anonymous
Waw this thread is still on the 1st page? It's been like this for three days. SAGE IT ALREADY.
Anonymous
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>>8486878 No. This is interesting. Off with your summerfaggery.
Starrelle !t1aARTCkIQ
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It, it still hasn't died? So glorious. ;u;
Anonymous
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8487870 fuck yourself, and your unoriginal script.
Anonymous
>>8463930 Is this a porno?
Anonymous
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>>8487992 yes. yes it is.
go to that address for an audition.
Anonymous
CAN ANYONE FIGURE OUT WHAT THE GUY'S NAME IS ON THE MESSAGE?
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
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I saw the thread was still up so I decided to post an update. The pains went away. But I had some pretty bad dreams where other people's morphed into something creepy. Also, I've been very... angry lately... I'm of sane mind, but I feel like I'm slwly desending into madness... But I just can't stop calling... I don't know why but it's something I can't control. That is all.
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
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Also, everytime I call it's the same thing. The message never changes.
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
>>8488207 Ogden Langderdorf
skunt !Xw84syGBJ6
has anybody else actually read anything other than the home page? i'm just in the reviews and the grammar and wording is kinda weird and makes me feel weird when i read it. might just be me.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8488466 i also find it a bit odd that their primary phone number for the business line appears to be inactive, and neither of their email addresses work, yet "dial-a-trip" lives on...
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8488786 you know you can delete posts, right?
;)
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8488888 also: check the quints.
skunt !Xw84syGBJ6
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>>8488888 *sigh* i'm a girl and i suck.
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
has everyone joined the facebook page? i do not expect this thread to make it through the evening/morning/whateverthefuck.
skunt !Xw84syGBJ6
>>8488918 any chance you would add me personally?
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
>>8488987 it's a "product" page that you have to "like". you can access it by searching for "zioptis" in the top-most search bar on facebook. unfortunately i can't directly add people unless they're already friends of mine on facebook, and i'm hesitant for either of us to post our first and last names.
if you were asking for me to friend you on facebook, tell me your first name. as admin, i can see any new members to the page, and can add you directly from there.
lint-licker !!Vd1hV6s8MhP
>>8489066 My name's Virginia
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
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>>8489133 friend request sent.
skunt !Xw84syGBJ6
>>8489066 my name is Amber
ransom !t8uZGuH9iI
skunt !Xw84syGBJ6
Anonymous
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>>8475539 Anyone try Zioptis@yahoo.com? They might have added the www out of computer illiteracy, they don't have a huge web presence.
Anonymous
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Wow...still alive
Anonymous
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anyone tried calling one of the places listed on their site (one of the haunted houses). maybe they would know a thing or two?
Anonymous
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hotline@zioptis.com
Anonymous
Eridanampora
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said "Zipotits" then I thought " Hippotits"? Anyone else?
Anonymous
Eridanampora
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>>8490348 Now I can't stop pronouncing it like
Zip-poh-tisss