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/x] encounters with the female kind

Anonymous !!mYXGu5S5DFB No.8503624 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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>Near my house there's a bunch of rivets that will shock you if you touch them.
>it hurts but it's also a lot of fun.
>couple days ago i'm there touching rivets
>hot girl walks by
>tears in my eyes, i ask her if she wants to try.
>she smiles and says "no, thanks."
>i go back to touching rivets.
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