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Gather round faggots!
Tonight, we shall be delving deep into the archives for some brick-shitting trip-hating chemo! So load up your Enemite, its about to begin!

Since this is a special occasion where /x/ is absolutely shit we shall be starting with a personal favorite.
The rake.