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Satan's Switchboard

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Okay guys, there's this freaky 1-800 number that, when dialed, plays only a series of tones, and the sound of a landline hanging up. If you're lucky, you hear a voice. Yell at it, tell it you know someone's there? Your conversation is usually prolonged from its uniform 28-30 seconds, to up to 1 minute.


Here's the number: 1800.643.2548

I want to know, /x/, what the FUCK is going on here?