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!!sjKJTlc7/wl No.8617595 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
NOPE thread / scariest thing that has ever happened to you.

>be at friend's house with some buds to watch a movie
>dvd player is not working so we decide to try the Ouija Board to pass the time
>messing around and asking it stupid questions
>think this is total bullshit and laugh with friends
>one friend asks board if it is a demon
>board says yes
>a few people get creeped out and leave the game
>host friend gets the dvd player working again so fuck the boring Ouija Board
>leave without saying goodbye to board (now see that's a mistake)
>go upstairs to go and get a drink
>look at fridge door before opening it for a second
>freeze
>can see the reflection of a thin crippled dark figure with pure white eyes behind me
>turn around
>no one

later...

>one of my friends said he saw a thin dark figure in the mirror when he went to the washroom
>4 out of 5 of my friends there at one point or another say that they all saw the figure in a reflection of some sort
>in the glare of tv, in the bathroom mirror, fridge door and in the window
>only friend who was fixing the dvd playing wasn't participating in the Ouija Board didn't see anything
>all of us - NOPE

This was about last year.

It's the only paranormal thing that has ever happened to me and I'm still paranoid about it.