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M. Night Shyamalan
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>On /x/. >Here about nopes. >Whatevs none of it's true. >Look out window. >See a bird. >NOPE.jpg
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Anonymous
>In shower, sitting down >Yes, I sit down in the shower. >Thinking about how the weather has been shitty and my emotions have been all sorts of fucked up >Suddenly, I stop >Feeling of dread >My conditioner falls on my head >Hubby walks in and asks if I was OK >"Why do you say that?" >"Had a weird feeling like you were going to be hurt or something >Nope.ChuckTesta
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
>>8697443 >>8697482 Wow. Is this your work?
Anonymous
I demand more cool ink pictures.
>>8697506 Everyone secretly sits in the shower.
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Anonymous
>>8697518 Thank fuck, I always thought it was just me. Now I don't feel so lazy.
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Anonymous
>>8697576 You should sell prints, bro. You're good.
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Anonymous
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This is now a shower sitting thread.
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
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>>8697541 >>8697584 I sit in the shower, too. I always thought I was the only one, until my boyfriend told me that he did it too.
>>8697585 I've thought of it. I'm just way too lazy.
Anonymous
>>8697576 Alg that is just brilliant.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nope thread becomes picture thread?>Clearly the work of aliens.
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dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
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>be standing while taking a bath >feeling bad cause of shit >knock a shampoo bottle into water >bottle feels with water >girlfriend busts in "is my shampoo ok?" >"umm yeah why" >just had a feeling you were gonna fuck it up >nope.jimcarey
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
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>>8697626 I was just using them to bump.
Anonymous
>Go up to an Arby's >Get Number Two >"Would you like cheese on that sir?" >Nope.avi
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VonKittenhelm
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>>8697645 Saw that too.
Funny.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Be present... or maybe not, we'll just say a couple minutes ago. >Be bored, decide to go on /x/. >See nope thread. >NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Cannibal !!9yKISGIJ1am
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Anonymous
>High as fuck today >Raining >Walk home from friends house >Pretty gloomy, listening to My Sweet Lord by George Harrison (atheist btw) >Right after song ends, I hear a whispering from behind me >"Faster this way" >NOPE.avi
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8697691 Thanks, Cannibal.
I find it funny its getting so much attention right now- I've posted it many times on /x/, just not much as of late.
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8697710 That's funny, it rained here today, too.
It never rains here, as I live in a desert.
Cannibal !!9yKISGIJ1am
>>8697722 I saw you dump a lot of work like 8 months ago.
I'm glad to have an opportunity to save your stuff again.
srsly. your ink monsters are top notch
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
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>>8697746 Oh, wow. Glad someone remembers.
Thanks, man. Means a lot coming from you.
Anonymous
>>8697734 We've been having shitty weather, like I said before, up north. Must be aliens.
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8697758 I'm sorry, "Like I said before"?
Also, this is the last one.
Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN
>>8697788 /claps
We'd like to see more, whenever you're so inclined. Fresh art is the life's blood of /x/.
Anonymous
>>8697788 I'm
>>8697506 Pleased to meet you. Again.
Anonymous
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these ink drawings are amazing like seriously holy crap how do they even exist i don't even
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8697758 looks like you're still not dead
Anonymous
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>>8697812 I would appreciate that.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8697796 Unfortunately all of this is old- I posted most of it when it was new, but as you can see by the dates, this was quite some time ago.
Perhaps I'll pick up the ink well again some time soon.
>>8697810 Ah, I see. I don't tend to remember small details like that, sorry.
Anonymous
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>>8697842 Fair enough, I don't blame you.
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8697710 I think the poster means that they are Athiest.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8697866 I see it now, woops. Now lets get down to the nope.
>be the summer of my 15th birhday. >hangin out with friends at the park. >there's a crek that leads into a sewer tunnel >let's explore! >walk stoope over through the tunnel or about ten minutes >tunnel widens and we here faster running water, like a water fall >sounds dangerous so we turn around >we hear a girl scream help >wtf? Probably our imagination >start walking further, hear girl scream please come back, I'm dying >nope >we scutlle as fast as we could out of there. >we would have helped but her voice sounded menacing, plus we all were overcome with dread. Anonymous
Anonymous
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Bump because he bumped^^^^^^^
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
Just thought of a couple more that I have, but first-
Anonymous
>>8697955 this story is a lie
why do i know this?
because you could have at least pulled out your cell phone and informed the police that someone was dying
Anonymous
>>8698085 another fake story
why wouldn't your father have called the police already?
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
Anyway->Hanging out at the mines about a 30 minute walk from my house >Looking into the creepiest of mines, which has been blacked out by a fire someone lit inside. >hear a girl shout "Help!" faintly in the distance of the cave >think about the stories I've heard of people falling into abandoned mine shafts, and tell friend I'm with >She takes a few steps towards the cave and shouts "Hello?" into the cave >Get sudden chill >Hear nothing but echoing >friend screams >NOPE >run all the way down that motherfucking mountain
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8698149 He actually considered calling the police, because he was angry that they were shooting a gun so late at night, but he didn't.
If you need proof, I'll take a picture from my back door of the house I've described, timestamped.
Anonymous
>>8698156 >3rd story in which nobody calls the police you are all bald face liars or terrible civilians
Anonymous
>>8698176 call the police you cunt
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8698181 We were two teenaged girls, and we didn't get a reply the second time.
Why would we call the police?
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>>8698192 Nah, I'm going to wait and see if they were at work.
Plus, I didn't hear the gunshots.
Anonymous
>>8698195 because a little girl had calle dout for help and passed out after using the last of her strength on that plea
but hey, if you can live with the fact you left a helpless child to starve to death GOOD FOR YOU
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
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>>8698218 I don't recall saying it sounded like a little girl, but okay.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8698130 Back in my days teenagers didn't have them cell doo-hickeys to carry around. Plus fuck the police.
Anonymous
>>8698237 you've allowed a person to die due to your negligence
congratulations
there is now a rotting festering corpse that holds a grudge against you
Anonymous
>>8698195 And now you're three teenage boys, I'm assuming?
>>8698130 You must be new here.
Anonymous
>>8698195 >>8698195 Wat mine, so I know where to rape --er..help you
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8698249 Nope, I'm just one girl. You're silly.
>>8698261 Yes.
Anonymous
>be sitting outside smoking a cig with my friend. >guy walks down the road towards us. >calls to us from the road. >"Hey man, my wrists are bleeding pretty bad..." >wtf >"Can I have some money, or a ride somewhere?" >nope.gtfo
Anonymous
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>>8698274 >>8698274 Proof or you are 3 teenage boys from now on
Anonymous
>>8698274 Take a picture of the house. I want to see if this is true.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8698301 He sounded legit...
Anonymous
>>8698301 Bloody fingers BLOODY FINGERS!
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
Anonymous
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>Just now >browsing creepypasta >fucking moth comes out of nowhere and attempts to fly at my face >in my reflexive flailing, my hand somehow catches my rather aged pentagram necklace that I have for protection >bends the metal ring and the actual pendant comes flying off >all windows sealed >moth is nowhere to be seen >was able to fix the necklace
Anonymous
>>8698301 >>8698301 >Guy hanging around motel 6 >Talks to buddy of mine >Shows us his chest, which had massive scars and shit >Just got out of a 10 yr prison stint >Said he was shot in the heart and barely lived >Asked for ride home to a city 2 hrs away >YEP >Gave him ride home, nothing bad happened >Told me he was going to kill his gf >Paid me 20 bucks Anonymous
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>>8698316 In retrospect, we probably should have called an ambulance, but we were just too dumbfounded by the situation to even say anything to the guy.
He must've been pretty fuckin' stoned.
Anonymous
>>8698354 This man sounds quite charming.
Anonymous
>>8698354 >not telling the police that a man with easy to identify scars is going to kill somebody in a centralized area is everyone on /x/ a black person?
Tunatron
>Go to guy's Ouiji TC room >Suggest he call spirits cock sucking knob goblins and give them my full name >Click boradcast >Laptop immediately shows blue screen with weird symbols I have never seen on any computer anywhere >Screen is shaking >restart >Cannot connect to TC >NOPE http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v89/Akiramu/?action=view¤t=VIDEO_0171.mp4 Anonymous
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>>8698370 >>8698370 Just don't give a fuck bro. Y U SUCH A SNITCH
>>8698372 >>8698372 He was pleasant, I suppose
Anonymous
>>8698376 he banned you from the room
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>>8698301 Same thing happened to my great grandfather.
He was bleeding because he was in a terrible car accident.
Nobody would help him get to the hospital because they didn't want to get blood in their car.
>>8698306 Give me a second, I'm uploading them to my computer.
Tunatron
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>>8698387 >>8698387 No I could not connect to it at all, not just his room, the entire site
Anonymous
>>8698376 >have dsl >internet is slow >record screen with camera >nope.slenderman Tunatron
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>>8698395 All my other sites work just fine
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The next one has a timestamp.
Anonymous
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>eating waffles >nope.ppt
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Sorry they're so blurry. The flash was just making it so you couldn't see the timestamp.
Anonymous
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>>8697637 >thinking about going to arbys >nope.avi Anonymous
>>8698415 It appears your neighbor has been abducted by roof-squiggles.
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>>8698425 Yeah, I tried to take good enough pictures, but aliens.
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Here is a better one of the house.
Anonymous
>>8698448 Thanks, bro. That's pretty creepy. Check up on them or something, I guess.
>InB4 OP goes to check and never comes back due to aliens Anonymous
You fuckers think you have something to share? You don't. There is a house by where I live where I have seen several corpses, at several different times of the year. I'm pretty sure theres a serial killer who leaves his victims there.
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
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>>8698454 I think I just heard one of their dogs barking. Perhaps someone it home now, I'll go see if one of their cars is there.
Anonymous
Anonymous
OK, that dude from before was right. NOBODY on \x\ calls the cops. Ever.
Anonymous
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>Be 60 >At Publix >See flier >Says "Lowest prices in town >WE'LLJUSTSEEABOUTTHATBUDDY.jpg >Google stores on my iPad to compare prices. >Prices are in fact lowest in town. >NOPEyesNOPEyesNOPE
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8698465 A car did pull up- One I don't recognize. Their back door is also cracked open.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
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>>8698465 Says the serial killer that leaves dead bodies at that house.
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>>8698475 Why would we? That would make life a whole lot less fun.
Plus, I'd rather not get involved with the cops. I always assume someone else will find it after me, so I don't beat myself up too much over it.
Anonymous
>>8698475 Most people don't call the cops.
You'd be surprised, how few crimes/nopes aren't reported.
People get jumped for no reason around here, like badly beaten, and they don't say a thing to the cops.
Plus fuck the cops, call them and you won't see them for about two hours anyways.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8698506 >see a black many looking into a neighbor's window and jerking off >call the police and tell them what's happening >the arrest the man after he cums >the collect the semen >turns out he had raped and murdered 5 people in that area in the last 17 years and i prevented him from doing it again but hey, sorry if i'm a snitch
Anonymous
>>8698479 OK, I don't like tripfags but that picture just made me fucking love you. And what do you mean "cracked open"? Like the wood was splinted or not fully closed?
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
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>>8698506 I lived in kc for awhile and some black Guy was wandering around shooting a gun into the air. Called the police, they arrived 40 minutes after the Guy left. All they did was drive down the street then asked us, without getting out of the car if we saw someone shooting a gun. He wasn't even trying to do his job.
Nope
Besides, nobody likes a snitch.
Anonymous
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>>8698540 Wow, you're a disgusting fuck, you know that?
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>>8698547 Sorry, not fully closed.
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
Next door neighbor is home, and so is his friend.
Anonymous
>>8698575 Abducted by aliens. You should kill them all and spare them the pain of finding out that everyone they know (Their friend, their friends wives and kids, and the husbands friends) are dead.
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>>8698597 That explains pretty much everything.
I'll be right back, I've got some life-taking to do.
Enonymous
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>chillin >anon post this link;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYbVGFMaQt4 >listens >OMGWTF >Could not sleep for three weeks Anonymous
>Be lactose intolerant >Go to McDonald's >Order Cheese burger >there's cheese in it >NOPE
Anonymous
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>>8698610 Shit, bro. You almost shat water.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Be asked if I want fries with that >NOPE
Anonymous
>Nope thread >Hardly any nopes >Awesomest thread on \x\
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
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>>8698807 That's not much of an accomplishment
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>>8698807 Thanks for contributing to the "hardly any nopes".
Anonymous
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>>8697506 Hello, I also like sitting in the shower. Not so weird.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>just a little bit ago >at work, its not busy at all >hear banging on top of the building >wtf? >go to investigate. >nothing >as soon as I get back inside banging resumes >check again >nothing
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dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8698912 Not really. I'm alone and bored and apparently Santa keeps landing on the roof.
Captcha: confidently TVinspector
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8698927 Sorry, sarcasm doesn't translate well through the internet.
Anonymous
>at family reunion in california >leave boring family, walk downhill to beach >standing on rocky beach alone >listening to ipod >song is about the zodiac killer >white car at the top of the hill >cops pull up to the car >more cops start to come >cop comes and asks if i've seen anything weird in the area >i tell him what i saw >he's not looking for drugs >i ask him what's happening >"we might have a dead body" >nope.jpg pic related, it's the body being pulled uphill. apparant suicide
http://www.triplicate.com/20110726112603/News/Local-News/Police-investigate-local-womans-death HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8698950 I got the sarcasm. Just thought you might care to converse. Nevermind though, ill just go fap into the biscuits and gravy.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8698972 Do you have an updated article?
Anonymous
>>8699033 I've been herping around that site since the day after it happened and haven't found anything. And since I live half the country away I'm left to assume that no one up there cares.
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Anonymous
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
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>>8699060 It's ok I suppose
Anonymous
>be taking a shower >wash ass with shower head >little spray of hot water shoots up my hole >feelsgoodman >do it some more >couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out >get hard >push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate >balls starting to twitch >suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea >boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose >bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen >sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina >don't you ever knock? >she starts giving birth to puppies >every puppy has my face >nope
Anonymous
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ink art was cool small amount good nopes not enjoy faces on ink art 5.5/10 thread>be 19 in smallish room new apartment >hear girlfriend in other room cleaning >look down to pants >notice man between legs observing laptop >nope
Anonymous
i found a young deer on the edge of my property the other day.
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8699513 Sousa like a bad time. Anyone have a grudge against you?
Anonymous
>>8699531 Its okay, i nailed the carcass to the large oak in the woods like i was instructed.
it must be done for the gift of ashes, but i should not have killed the animal they are displeased very displeased
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>>8699566 Well good for you. Have you ever tried a 3 muskateers bar?
Anonymous
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>>8699582 i do so enjoy our conversations but now is not the time for jokes, you must now prepare a gift for them
quick you should have it ready before they get there
Anonymous
Hey, HAS. This thread has made me fall in love with you.
Anonymous
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>>8699582 Things are fuckin delicious.
Also ashes are coming for you derp derp why aren't we nope-ing more?
>be 12, friend is over >live at edge of rural town, no cornfields just plain >unused land >friend and i like experimenting with weird shit, >sometimes add sexual things (i'm male, she >wasn't). one day find a half eaten, burned dead >raccoon we found near an old oak, had a little >wooden sign next to it that said "Never trust a >child". >we poke it with sticks and get kinda freaked out >after ten minutes, go home and make out for >obligatory reasons. i hear the same words on > an old scare tactics episode a few days later > and nopenopenope.avi all over the place inb4 "Y U NO CALL POLICE AND NATIONAL GUARD U CURSE NAO"
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
>>8699709 That's lovely.
I'm both.
Anonymous
>>8699841 Horribly Disfigured AND fat?
Get in my bed.
Anonymous
>>8699709 >>8699709 Doesn't sound like love to me
But it does reek of desperation
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dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
This has been an odd thread.
Anonymous
>>8699881 Boredom hitting me here, but is HAS initials? Haley Anne Smith.
:O
Anonymous
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>>8699904 It has been a thread
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
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>>8699861 If by disfigured you mean nipples on her forehead and a beard, count me in!
Anonymous
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>wake up at 4 am, can't sleep >feel weird, get on b >nothing but faggots >come to x, nope thread >femanon, in the shower >yep >scroll thread >scroll thread >scroll thread >looking for pics of femanon in shower >NOPE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8699876 No, but the physical appearance is an important part of the attraction to a person of the opposite sex. I was just stating the truth in a nameless forum.
Anonymous
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> be 12 > decide to explore neighbourhood with a friend. > climb over some fences and fuck around. > suddenly we are in a desolate garden. > see small cotage in the garden. > inside of it is a giant ass statue of jezus with a crow beak instead of a mouth. > nope the fuck out
Anonymous
>3AM >Sitting on computer, browsing 4chan. >Hear knock on door. >Freak the fuck out and tentatively open it. >Two kids standing there. >Something extremely unsettling about them, not just for the fact that they're at my doorstep at 3 in the morning. >Tell me that they're lost and need to use my phone to call their mom. >Ask them what they're doing out so late. >They stare up at me and I realise what's been troubling me - their eyes appear completely black. >Mind going crazy, shivers down my spine. >Tell them I can't let them in, they'll need to find a payphone. >They become agitated and keep pressing me about letting them in, the inside of my house seeming to hold more value than a phonecall to their mother. >I slam the door shut on them and call the cops, saying I had seen two children walking around the area.
Ahnnastaysia !!DtnTrAvascX
>>8700160 I've never had any experiences with BEK's but I find the stories thoroughly interesting.
Anonymous
>>8700185 What is BEK and where can IO find more about them?
Anonymous
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>>8700211 A bunch of stories on the internet dating back to 1998 about kids with black eyes trying to get inside an adults car or house, becoming agitated if you refuse them.
The implication is if you invite them in they will steal your soul or some shit.
One of those things somebody made up and others have copied over the years.
Anonymous
>Now this is a story all about how >My life got flipped-turned upside down >And I liked to take a minute just sit right there >And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air >In west Philadelphia born and raised >On the playground is where I spent most of my days >Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, >And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school >When a couple of guys who were up to no good >Started making trouble in my neighborhood >I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared >And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" >I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, >But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way >She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket >I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it >First class yo this is bad >Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass >Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? >Hmm this might be allright >But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that >Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat >I don't think so, I'll see when I get there >I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air >Well ah the plane landed and when I came out >There was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name out >I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here >I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared >I whistled for a cab and when it came near >The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror >If anything I can say this cab was rare >But I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air >I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 >And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later" >I looked at my kingdom I was finally there >To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Anonymous
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>>8700222 Dude, you didn't even tried...
Anonymous
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>new years eve >downtown in small town drinking with friends in park >let of firecrackers, all that stuff >notice 2 kids appraoch us from out of nowhere >they seem cool, give them a smoke, one guy sells them his pushbike >go home, see someone riding a pushbike in alley on way home >get in lock door >suddenly doorbell rings >its kid from before and his friend with bike >ask to come in, eyes all black >just about break the speed of light as i slam door >Bek keeps tapping at window saying let me in >more Beks appears >curl into foetal position until morning
Anonymous
>11 pm > i was just making my way from my basement to the living room >doorbell rings >i go to open the door >a boy and a girl around age 9 asking to use my phone >both had completely black eyes >i invite them in and tell them i have a phone in the basement >they follow me silently >i can feel them staring at my back as we walk down the stairs >i open the door to the basement >and tell them to go in so i will close the door behind them >they walk in and i clso the door behind us >cages everywhere, and kids inside >BEK´s start nope´ing >i put my gas mask on and release a little bit of sleeping gas >later that day i made the little black eyed girl talk slutty words and other kids had to fuck her.
Anonymous
>>8700266 I'm surprised Satan has yet to rape you for imprisoning his children.
Anonymous
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>>8700277 Lucifer is a noble being he would never engage in such an act.
Anonymous
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>>8700277 I would lead him to my basement aswell. It would be amazing to watch 20 little kids have sex with the devil.
Porn of the century
Anonymous
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>>8699248 you fucking got me you cunt, that was funny
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8700973 yeah great fake story bro
Anonymous
>go to bathroom >take a shit >leave >remember i didnt flush >go back >flush >go to room >a skeleton walls to my room >ask me why i didnt flush >tell him i was too busy walking the dinosaur >we wall to the bathroom together >dinosaur is taking a shit
Anonymous
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PAGE 15 IS PAGE 1.
Anonymous
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
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>>8699905 Yes, they are initials, no that isn't what they stand for.
Not completely true, actually.
One of them are correct.
Anonymous
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>>8701360 you are not funny
dicks_in_space !!zK+QxmOoT+J
>get to work >let's see what's on /x/ >scroll scroll scroll >wait... is this that semi retarded nope thread from last night? >yup!
HAS !SDhP0LzsKs
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>>8704272 Unfortunately not.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>be listening to loud music with earphones >on laptop in living room and everyone's asleep >couch is against a piece of wall with a small opening separating living room and kitchen >feel couch vibrate like something hit the other side of the wall >cat beside me felt it too and looks in direction of the opening into the kitchen >remove earphones to listen if anybody woke up, nothing >cat looks away and continues being a cat >decide to trust it for some reason >fuck you cat, my life's in your hands
Anonymous
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>last night >somethings moving outside >go check it out >looks like a naked gorilla >NOPE >just chuck testa
