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School was out. It was finally summer as Helga sat on her porch in the baking heat watching the neighborhood children play hockey on the asphalt. There were many kids out today but Helga’s focus was only on one boy in particular: Arnold.

Gerald passed the puck to Arnold and in turn Arnold used his hockey stick to hit it toward the opposing teams net. It was a direct hit earning his team the point they needed to win the game.

“Great shot, Arnold” said one of his team mates. “Nah, it was nothin. I couldn’t have done it without you guys” he replied not wanting all the glory for himself.

In the hot weather several of the boys decided to take their shirts off…including Arnold. Helga gazed upon his rippling muscles each time she was sure he wasn’t watching her. Although this aroused her she would never admit this to him. Hiding her real emotions behind a mask of hatred she snuck up behind him pulling his shorts down in front of his friends.

By mistake Helga pulled down Arnold’s underwear as well instead of just his shorts. Laughter erupted at the site of his member. He was hung…like a hamster. The embarrassment he felt caused his whole face to turn red as his closest friends soon turned on him.