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how does it feel to be able to fart a water balloon full of cum?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:14:00 No. 9245795 Report Quoted By:
>>9245781 That sounds incredibly Kawaii Desu and or something we'd do on the bed.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:15:00 No. 9245808 Report >>9245794 I haven't been on /x/ in a while, but he looks like just another Standard bogeyman like slender man or Hair? Water? That girl Bogeywoman who took things from people?
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>>9245808 Hmm I would disagree, think there's something else to it.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:19:00 No. 9245847 Report Quoted By:
>>9245827 It's not my field, so I've only got vague information. But the Hat man fits the field of a Bogeyman.
:stopmusic:
2012 consciousness shift?
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>>9245761 What creatures/phenomena do you have in-depth knowledge of? Can you discuss?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:26:00 No. 9245899 Report >>9245863 Cryptozoology. Paranormal in urban society: Monsters, psychics, and that sort.
And everything else is really hit or miss depending on what I pick up from my supervisors and co-workers through conversations and skimming through the office encyclopedias.
>>9245862 >2012 Nothing's going to happen. I would actually put more faith in the collapse of the economy based apocalypse.
>consciousness shift Watch The original Evangelion Movies.
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>>9245899 I extremely interested in phenomena tied to certain inanimate objects or places. Are there certain obejcts in the possesion of your employers that are anomalous? Can you tell me if they exist?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:32:00 No. 9245952 Report >>9245934 Are you refering to living objects?
We usually keep them around until they either "run out" or we can dispose of them.
They're actually a dime a dozen in rural areas and in retirement homes.
If you've read howl's moving castle the writer did a marvelous job of describing this in very plain words. Where they simple "talk the life" into items.
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>>9245952 Cool. Do you guys know how they are manifested though? I mean, there has to be conditions right? I want a new project.
Anonymous
>>9245761 Well im kinda new to this board, so could you tell me a little background info about you or what you do?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:43:00 No. 9246033 Report Quoted By:
>>9245990 >manifested though They don't just pop out of thin air.
Living items can be as mundane as an old chevy fucking pick up that works well on to the years it should have long since rusted away or crapped out.
Or a butcher's knife that refuses to grow dull even though it's slice through plenty of meat, bone, tallow, etc..
Living items are just affectionate items that have recieved so much coddeling and favor from a person that they've just "talked the life" into them.
Thats atleast the mundane ones.
Anonymous
How do I go about getting a similar job? Anything that can guide me into being picked up by a similar organization?
Anonymous
>>9245808 You mean Waters? She took people's longthings. I remember her.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:49:00 No. 9246074 Report >>9246018 >>9246042 We recruit and offer jobs for a lot of different people: Military personal, People who work in animal shelters, Zoos, Historians, relatives of paranormal beings, Archeaologists, even sometimes private paranormal investigators who are actually DOING a very "raw" version of our job.
>background info about you or what you do? Nothing special.
I dated a demon on accident and they gave me a job. I used to work in the Kennels but now I work mostly in the Werewolf detox/drunk tank thingy.
Anonymous
>>9245808 Not familiar with that latter one. I saw someone ask for "Water" as a draw /r/ and it left me puzzle. Anyone care to fill me in?
OT: Has the Canadian government actually been involved in or investigated UFO crashes, recoveries or anything of that sort.
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>>9246074 How far outward and diverse are the recruiting limbs spread? Is it just specific areas, or a few people out looking? Or is it the nebulous "We are everywhere, watching everything" type deal?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 07:55:00 No. 9246133 Report >>9246070 >>9246093 Waters was a standard Bogeyman. I don't know much beyond that. I'm under the impression she was terminated or got attacked by one of her victims.
>OT: Has the Canadian government actually been involved in or investigated UFO crashes, recoveries or anything of that sort. Yes, We're actually a lot more open about our interaction towards UFO's and extraterrestrials. We had a page about UFO crashes on our government airbase website but it's since been taken down/no longer updates.
It isn't my branch of the government though, so I only know whats been "released". We mostly only work together when the country is being directly threatened by elderitch abominations or "space whales."
Anonymous
What can you tell us about the psychics? Can they grow powerful enough to do stuff that we see on movies and cause havoc, or do they just stay on the level where they can do miniscule amount of damage?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fairly new to browsing /x/, but what do you mean drunk tank for werewolves?
Anonymous
What's real and what's false about our urban legends, myths and stuff like that?
Anonymous
>>9246216 i'm assumeing werewoves that are stuck inside during a full moon and are rather pissed off, or full turned werewolves.
do you guys actually have the equivalent of hellboy in that department? what i mean is do you guys have paranormal creatures work alongside you guys?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:00:00 No. 9247496 Report Quoted By:
Holy shit, when did 4chan come back online?
>>9246149 Psychics can become powerfull enough to start small fires, freeze water, and move about 120lbs.
The moving shit I've never seen it "forcibly" done but more so just levitated and even then it was done by a very, very, old and talented psychic.
>>9246216 >>9246241 The drunk tank for werewolves is only what I call it.
It's like a holding cell for were/wolves/boars/bears/rats/badgers. We essentially have a team of employees who cruise around during a full moon and bag and tag anyone who's turned "full were" and throw them in the tank 'till the sun comes up.
>do you guys actually have the equivalent of hellboy in that department? what i mean is do you guys have paranormal creatures work alongside you guys? A few vampires, a handfull of were-people, monsters, and some psychics. The majority of our work force though is normal people.
>>9246196 Slug, every slug.
>>9246223 >What's real and what's false about our urban legends, myths and stuff like that? It's really hit or miss. Too big of a field to go into specifics but if you give me case by case examples I can usually tell you something.
>What you mean abou boogeyman? They travel through closets? Standard faith dependant creature that relies on fear and superstision as it's "sphere" or field of power. They usually can travel through shadows and dark spaces- so yes, closest. Not for any "special" reason they just can die if they come into contact with direct sunlight.
>>9246498 I'm sorry. I didn't notice 4chan came on.
>Are you guys like the mib movie organization? You mean men in black?
Kind of.
Our department doesn't cover aliens, but same principle.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:17:00 No. 9247584 Report Quoted By:
Shamefully self bumping.
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>>9245761 Ah good to see you again.
First of all, explain what exactly would be considered "hot". Not trying to get you to divulge information (maybe) just curious to what exactly that means.
Also, how did your supervisor even here about you being this "Highly Paranormal Janitor"?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:22:00 No. 9247613 Report >>9247597 We don't deal with um' buddy.
They aren't our department.
We only cooperate when it comes to elderitch abominations and creatures affectionetly termed as "space whales."
Other then that we don't do shit about aliens.
Though, I'm under the assumption that saskatchewan has had a TON of UFOS crashed into it.
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>>9245899 >Evangelion Movies You want us to watch anime for answers to the consciousness shift?
Could you give a TL:DW?
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>>9245952 >another anime Come on man.
Anonymous
>>9247613 Why exactly wouldn't you deal with E.T's
(other than another government department taking care of all of that)
But i'm guessing you do atleast run into them rarely.
I'm sure you (Or another employee) accidentally deal/interacted with maybe even a Reptilian at least once.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:29:00 No. 9247648 Report >>9247606 >First of all, explain what exactly would be considered "hot". Not trying to get you to divulge information (maybe) just curious to what exactly that means. Anything that's happend within the past 15 years or so that hasen't already gone "public."
The feet showing up in BC is a good example of the exception to the rule. We weren't able to cover it up completely and now everyone is asking why there are fucking feet flowing down stream.
>Also, how did your supervisor even here about you being this "Highly Paranormal Janitor"? Word travels fast and we aren't being paid to not look for obcsure shit.
>>9247619 Sorry, felt like being a smart ass.
Basically back in the 60's we became afraid of the idea that if beileve started finding out about psychics, faith based creation, elderitch abominations and that sort of stuff. Humanity would reach a psychic sort of singularity and fucking implode/unify/that hindu term I can't remember.
Thats all I can really say about it.
>>9247622 BOOKS.
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>>9247648 >read Ah, much respect.
>implode/unify/that hindu term I can't remember. Nirvana? Why not allow it to happen?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:35:00 No. 9247671 Report >>9247647 There's an entire branch of the government devoted to Alien nonsense.
And I'm not an employee of it.
I don't want to lead you guys on expecting I have a bunch of amazing alien stories when I don't.
It's like the difference between the reserves and the Navy.
All I know is their budget is like 5-4 times bigger then ours.
>>9247664 It isn't what you think it is. Not at all.
Anonymous
Have you seen the movie "TrollHunter" OP?>A movie about actual "Troll Hunter" That is paid secretly to exterminate Huge Troll Creatures if they go out of their bounds.
Anonymous
About the feet thing in BC, what is up with that? It hasn't been on the news lately and I am curious.
Calliope
Okay Mr.Janitor. What would you consider the most paranormally active province in Canada? And why?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:43:00 No. 9247702 Report >>9247680 Yes, we deal with trolls and monsters. I absolutely love the movie btw and recommend you guys watch it.
It does actually do a good job of accurately depicting what a lot of the field work is like. Though, we do get payed well and the health benefits are amazing.
Trolls are more.. "human" in intelligence though in person and aren't as big.
>Do you guys deal with anything like this? Or even giant Trolls? We mostly act as the equivilent of peace officers and social workers to most monsters. The handfull of actual "LGGBSNANAN SNALR BLALLBBUL" kind we do get to go MIB on though.
>>9247681 North American Chimera. I don't know it's official name. Looks like a black lynx with an old natives face and a scorpions tail.
Anonymous
How does one become a werewolf
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>>9247671 >It isn't what you think it is. Not at all. Expand.
Name on 4chan ? seriously
Is there a database of Earth's history and a list of foreign life-forms we can read to learn more ? Where do you get firsthand news ? There must an equivalent to 4chan in your line of work. Thanks in advance.
Anonymous
>>9247702 Do you know if America has any sort of Bureau of Paranorm Research?
If so what names do they go by?
>As you said before they look for people who are either in the military service or either animal handlers I would be very interested in joining something like this, And i'm guessing you have to go under an oath that you basically give you life up for if you sign up for the job.
Anonymous
what is bigfoot? Is he harmless?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:51:00 No. 9247732 Report >>9247684 British columbia, Yukon, or the eastern island provinces.
Simply because they either have a lot of untamed wilderness for the crap to hide in combined with a lot of superstitious people. It creates essentially a perfect habitat for the paranormal.
>>9247704 Faith based infection. Gotta get bit or have sex with a werewolf. Same rules as rabies.
We started innoculating school children against lycanthropy though in 2006.
>>9247709 "Hot". The best I can do is tell you that wouldn't exactly "appreciate" it.
>>9247710 Wikipedia. Pick any spooky article and they basically explain everything "normal" that happend and leave out the actual paranormal.
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>>9247722 yes OP tell us about sasquatch
Name on 4chan ? seriously
How do you define the creature type 'Troll' if there are so many types being depicted ? (No pun intended)
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 13:57:00 No. 9247752 Report >>9247733 >>9247722 Mildly intelligent.
They eat nuts, fruits, berries, mushrooms, salmon, small game.
We keep them hidden for conservation purposes and because of how disturbingly "smart" they are when compared to other animals.
>>9247721 Yes. Every country has one.
>And i'm guessing you have to go under an oath that you basically give you life up for if you sign up for the job. You can quit at any time and event decline the job.
We don't chase you down, we don't do anything.
But it isn't like you can put us on your resume and the benefits and pay are good. Also the job security is amazing.
So most people stay regaurdless. For some people it's even become a family buisness sort of deal.
Anonymous
/k/omando here. Do you carry a gun? if so, what kind? do you have SWAT teams for going after larger, more dangerous creatures?
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>>9247732 >"Hot". The best I can do is tell you that wouldn't exactly "appreciate" it. Oh hell no, I'm not letting you get away with that answer!
The way you word it makes it seem beyond the average perspective.
I have a feeling it would collapse the society we live in - thus leaving the world without leaders and these people in power would lose the ability to control the populous with paper money which would probably be burned for warmth.
No to mention you would no longer be on the payroll...
Just leave me with something. I can do my own research.
Calliope
>>9247732 Okay, Interesting. What would you consider the most dangerous time of the year to go hiking in the wilderness?
Anonymous
>>9247752 Would you know what names they go by?
Just because the internet isin't giving me anything that is actually use full.
Anonymous
Alright man.. I grow curious. What was the deal with all of the feet? Why so many and where did they come from?>Referring to the feet washed up on shore the past few years.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:02:00 No. 9247770 Report Quoted By:
>>9247748 Not really, there's a TON of monsters.
Trolls and other names are just given to the monsters that follow similar patterns in their physical anatonmy and attributes since we can't exactly specify them using traditional DNA and biological thingies. I'm also dumb.
A troll is just usually a large 9-10ft tall humanoid being. Fur covering their body, regeneration, and extreme light sensativty-more so then vampires.
They.. they don't work will in urban environments. They're just as smart as people though.
>>9247756 We have everything from military grade automatic weaponry to shit I don't even understand.
I'm allowed to use a little .40 handgun and for the longest time I was afraid to use it and am still shit with it.
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>>9247759 Meh that "guess" is cliche and predictable...
Just a direction would be sufficient. And how could it be considered "hot" if I'm doing my own investigation and possibly instigation?
Calliope
Anonymous
hypothetically speaking, if one were to live in Victoria, BC, by the university, where would one go to find some paranormal creatures, events, etc.
Anonymous
What's the biggest paranormal threat in urban areas?
Anonymous
So would a soldier highly revered be able to simply ask and "apply"? Or would they need to be asked to be able to join?
noko
Tell us a story of the weirdest shit you have witness please.
Anonymous
I've got a interesting question.>And if they do, Do they play games; Communicate online?
Anonymous
Op, what do you think about the paranormal activity in Winnipeg Manitoba?
Anonymous
>>9246074 >I dated a demon on accident explain
Name on 4chan ? seriously
If you're just the janitor, can we get testimony from 'Hellboy' (metaphorically) or any agent with extraordinary talents ? Surely you must have an amazing HR department that is different from most workplaces.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:13:00 No. 9247809 Report >>9247763 Chimeras. The fucking feet. The fucking feet.
>>9247764 Here's some stuff to get you started.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out-of-place_artifact Most of it is information stripped of the paranormal goodies.
>>9247759 It would collapse everything.
It'd be more significant then the oil companies switching over to renewable energy and candles being more expensive then electricity.
Like, everything just comes crumbling down and nothing could ever be the same again.
We pretty much classify it as an apocalypse scenario.
>>9247763 They're all equally dangerous really. But all just as safe. It isn't so black and white with paranormal.
>>9247774 Sorry, running low on energy here.
Public parks, graveyards, libraries, "old" buildings, the ocean, really just keep your ear to the fucking where ever rumors are.
Usually there's always atleast 1 grain of paranormal related "truth."
OH CHINA TOWN.
China town is pratically bathing in it.
>>9247775 Paranormal animals baught/imported in and Monsters.
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>>9247809 >It would collapse everything. >It'd be more significant then the oil companies switching over to renewable energy and candles being more expensive then electricity. >Like, everything just comes crumbling down and nothing could ever be the same again. We pretty much classify it as an apocalypse scenario.
This is sufficient.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:20:00 No. 9247832 Report >>9247784 They would come to you.
We regularly do sweeps of the military for potential employees every year.
>>9247789 >weirdest one of my first calls I had to shoot an invisible friend created by like this child with high functioning autism coupled with schizophrenia. I can't even remember if it was a girl or a boy, all I remember was the mother was freaking out.
Anyway, I had to imagine myself putting on goggles in order to "see" it. The thing had the shape of a butchered chicken made out of like latex or yellow marble.
Anyway. We basically shot it and went home.
>>9247789 >>9247796 I've mentioned it a couple of times in my previous threads, but this is gonna sound like me pussying out.
But I kind of don't want to talk about it anymore.
We dated, she jamaican hot boxed me, we did a double date, she introduced me to her friends. and then she dumped me. It was really just a normal fucking romance.
>>9247790 >Do any (intelligent) Paranormal Creatures actually use the internet if at all possible? Vampires, Were-people, and some "urbanized" monsters. But they come off like regular people. It isn't like they're full on fucking. "Ask me anything I'm a monster." Some are, there's always exceptions, but for the most part they're on the web for porn, games, news, etc just like you.
>>9247792 I'm in Calgary, so no idea.
I hear there's lots of vampires in the more populated cities in canada. Like more then America.
>>9247803 I work in the kennels/Were drunk tank.
it's the first post. Janitor is just a cute tripfag/pen name.
Anonymous
>>9247809 I have a pretty good question
>Paranormal animals baught/imported in and Monsters It seems like from that statement you have a distinction between Paranormal things and "Monsters".
Give us an example of a monster, and what it does specifically.
Are there any monsters that feed on people?
If slender man is a Bogeyman, why are his "powers" so distinct, or are these powers related with other Bogeymen?
What is the most terrifying monster you know of?
Are there any monsters that you know of that people dub as "demons" or "ghosts"?
Please for the love of <deity> answer these, i am curious as hell. I am not a fan of how vague you are, but i understand why you are being vague.
Anonymous
What are the physical characteristics of vampires and their special abilities?
Anonymous
>>9247809 >Paranormal animals baught/imported in and Monsters. Can you elaborate more on what kind of paranormal animals and Monsters you could find here in Winnipeg?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:29:00 No. 9247866 Report >>9247840 Alright, but this will take a bit.
>Give us an example of a monster, and what it does specifically. A monster is a being that in itself is not of biological origin. It's usually created through an insane amount of faith/superstition. The Hindu's have a term for making thought reality. The defining thing for a monster though is it's closeness to humanity and it's intelligence.
>Are there any monsters that feed on people? Yes, we kill those ones.
>If slender man is a Bogeyman, why are his "powers" so distinct, or are these powers related with other Bogeymen? We can't usually speciate monsters using DNA and BIOLOGY so we group them using their powers and outward appreance. A bogeyman is like I said: created by faith, powered by fear, they sometimes even eat people in extreme cases. They die upon direct contact to sunlight.
>What is the most terrifying monster you know of? Elderitch abominations and imaginary friends.
>Are there any monsters that you know of that people dub as "demons" or "ghosts"? Demons are a negativly faith created based monster. They're usually powered/whateverd by lust, greed, gluttony, etc. They're considerably more powerfull, reasonable, intelligent, and successfull then regular monsters. They incoperate into society very easily.
All we know about ghosts is they aren't dead people.
Anonymous
Are there any Paranormal creatures/Monsters that are so dangerous that you are told to just leave tham alone
Anonymous
>>9247866 >What is the most terrifying monster you know of? >Elderitch abominations and imaginary friends. How exactly do you go about killing these types of
Beings, Or any type of being your sent to kill at all?..
Do you guys use special bullets or weapons?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:35:00 No. 9247890 Report >>9247849 >What are the physical characteristics of vampires and their special abilities? A faith based disease and unlike wereanimal whatever it has to be consensual. A vampire can't turn someone who isn't "willing" they can only feed off of them.
Vampires need to feed about once to twice a month or the'll go through withdrawal and eventually fucking curl up and die.
Vampires get most of their "power" from lust, coercion, and respect. They're intelligent, sneaky, sexual, and usually very sophisticated or at the least very, very, likable.
They cannot turn into bats, they cannot turn into mist, they do not have super strength, they cannot command animals.
Vampires are light sensative but will for the most part just get third to second degree burns- nothing like trolls.
Vampires cannot enter a "owned home" without the inhabitants permission.
>>9247859 If it's anything like Calgary or a normal city they should have: Vampires, Trolls, werepeople, and "monsters".
If they have a china town or ethnic district/market you can usually get "pet" chimeras and small dinosaurs.
>>9247868 Elderitch abominations, "Big" imaginary friends, Gods.
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>>9247866 >Elderitch abominations and imaginary friends. please explain the appearance of these and what specifically they do. I know the imaginary friends part would be very hard because they can vary depending on the person, but these "space whales" interest me. Please elaborate on them.
Can you name a specific monster that feeds on people? I know a Chimera is one, but would others just be the average paranormal being that has strayed the path?
What is the largest "oh shit" that has happened in your field?
>All we know about ghosts is they aren't dead people. Are you implying that they are also a thing created of high faith/fear?
Do a lot of these creatures reproduce to keep their timeline going or are they just created over and over by people that have heard of their tale?
I have shit tons of questions for you. Would it be possible we could exchange e-mails for this matter? I am highly interested in this field specifically.
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>>9247890 Somebody better archive this shit.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:39:00 No. 9247908 Report >>9247884 Usually with imaginary friends there are specific rules and guidelines created by the child and or man child that created it.
Really it boils down to asking the kid, "how do we defeat Mr.flospy before he hurts mommy and daddy?"
>Elderitch abominations Anything from military, psychics, monsters, to bringing in the insane to create something that can kill the being itself.
We really don't like having to deal with elderitch abominations.
Anonymous
>Gods
Anonymous
I'm from Calgary too, OP. Whats some fucked up shit thats happened here?
Anonymous
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>>9247908 OP, why do we not see these paranormal things? if they are faith/belief driven, then can't they be dispelled by skepticsm?
Anonymous
i will be very dissapointed if werewolves actually look like regular wolves and not hulking beasts...
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:49:00 No. 9247958 Report I've given you plenty to work with on the thought/insanity based monsters, please, give me a little breathing room.
>but these "space whales" interest me. Please elaborate on them. Basically they're just humongous space dwelling animals. They live in the vacuum of space and eat asteroids and absorb sunlight/radiation. From what I understand their guts function as a biome that supports them as a living space ship. They're really, really, beautiful. They mostly only come close to planets to die and shed their skin.
>would others just be the average paranormal being that has strayed the path? Pretty much this.
We get a rogue Troll every few years and a vampire that steps out of line.
look up sasquatch on wikipedia- the native american kind.
>Are you implying that they are also a thing created of high faith/fear? We know almost next to nothing about ghosts.
>or are they just created over and over by people that have heard of their tale? Yes. That one.
>>9247930 A few months ago a wererat turned in a prison outside of edmontan and started mauled like 5 inmates. It was even in the news!
>>9247917 If this thread slows down. It's, it's complicated.
Anonymous
Agent Simmons, you're pushing the definition of "hot topic" and "should not be divulged".
Anonymous
If I wanted to get into this field how would you recommend proceeding? I'm in my first year at university, currently a physics major.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:55:00 No. 9247980 Report >>9247930 And there's the "rooms" but that kind of stuff still makes my nose run and myself to start openly weeping.
I hate living rooms.
>>9247947 70% fiction 30% nonfiction.
>>9247948 You usually can. A lot of Trolls, Monsters, Werepeople, and Vampires are just very well immersed into society.
A lot of monsters and Trolls get in through the excuse of birth defects and other medical issues that mirror actual monsters very well. So we just roll with it.
I saw a fucking Monster walk by a bus stop once and no one batted an eye.
We live in a very "domesticated" society.
>>9247953 They're like a combination of man and wolf- but mostly they're just an animal thingy that can walk and use it's hands. They're not intelligent or reasonable when they get to "this point" so all we can do is scoop them up and dunk them in the drunk tank.
Anonymous
>>9247960 Even if 'certain' information were to be released it's only those who have interests in it-
And if such information was given out at all, Nobody would believe us anyways.
Even if this is all true it gives us some hope that the world isin't as actually boring as it's perceived as.
Anonymous
Do you know if wendigos real? If so, have you ever seen one or do you know what one looks like?
Anonymous
>>9245761 Are angels real?
Anonymous
If I trained a dog to attack and gave him silver grills, would he be the greatest monster fighter ever? Or would a regular dog with a gun be more effective?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 14:59:00 No. 9248010 Report >>9247960 If you had actually gotten my last name correctly I would have legit started shitting in my pants and crying.
I am not at all a brave person in any sense of the word. I cried on a regular basis during the first 5 months of this job.
>>9247963 >currently a physics major. Stay in your line of proffession. entire droves of ex-nasa employees were scooped up by The Canadian UFO whatever defense and research team.
I think we use physicists for shit like space whales, elderitch abominations, and faith based disease research though. Oh and psychics.
We went through physicists like copy paper back in the 80's when we got huge government grants to research "Biological transportation."
Anonymous
Why does it feel like I am in a costume? Like everything is just the shell of the real exsistance?
Anonymous
"Rooms"? Alright now im curious
Anonymous
Does the bureau employ lots of psychologists or psychiatrists? I'd imagine a job setting like that could be pretty traumatic for a lot of people.
Anonymous
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>>9248010 "Agent Simmons said; you can be me while I'm gone"
You are Agent Simmons while Agent Simmons is gone.
And you know why Agent Simmons is gone.
T.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:03:00 No. 9248036 Report >>9247984 Miss-information is also a big part of our job. I sometimes wonder if I should have just applied for the propaganda and media section of our department.
>>9247985 The faith based mental illness or the intelligent apes that eat the same things as bears and are like huge?
>>9247986 In a sense.
They're like demons only they're powered through pioty, loyalty, friendship, love, etc.. things they spout in after school specials and disney films.
This is going to sound really grimdark, but we rarely if ever see them.
Which is good.
>>9248000 Gun.
Also give the dog a badge. Dogs love Badges.
Anonymous
>>9248013 Oh and is it possible to have knowledge of things that wasnt learned?
Anonymous
>>9247980 Can you divulge the "non-fiction" about Cthulu?
I know you said that you want a little slack on the topic of imaginary/insanity created creatures, but just one question. Can a select few see the bastards even if they didn't create one?
>>9247958 How slow does the thread have to get for you to go into "Gods"? I have been in this thread for awhile and don't want to think it dies, go to bed, then while i was asleep you talk about them.
Sorry about asking a basic fuck ton of questions, it is just i love you so much for posting these kinds of things. Even if you are lying or not, i believe everything you are saying friend.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:09:00 No. 9248062 Report >>9248013 Everyone feels like that at some point. Mostly because our brains are assholes.
For the most part we just credit it to batshit insanity or whatever furries suffer from. That could me being biast, I just am not comfortable with the fandom.
But there's also transgenderism and thats been going on since day 1.
We think it might be all linked to nirvana/enlightenment but that would have incredibly unhealthy and terrifying implications.
>>9248024 NO. They're scary and I personally fucking hate them.
It's the living items principle only the whole fucking room.
>>9248028 Not enough. Never enough. They're never good enough either. We had to start training specific ones for our line of work back in 1991.
>>9248038 I don't know. I just know it's impossible to forget "anything" and that the brain mearly tucks it away.
Anonymous
Are there any kind of creatures that are like part deer or have antlers? Bitches love antlers ya know.
Anonymous
Anonymous
So whats the deal with Mothman?
Anonymous
>>9248062 what can you tell me about the philippines? im currently staying here in the provinces, and the nnatives there are quite supersticious
Anonymous
Do you guys have any types of monsters/beings that you actually work/assist with you in your field?
Anonymous
What are the odds of someone of above average fitness and very above average dumbness beating the average paranormal being in a fist fight.
Anonymous
>>9247832 Holy shit, you killed a tulpa. Badass. Any special round/weapon used? or was it an imaginary gun??
Anonymous
Do you know if there are any dinosaurs still around??
Anonymous
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>>9248089 The guy already explained that you have to ask the kid how to gank the thingy.
Anonymous
Do you have proof of employment OP?
Anonymous
Is there any chance something like this could be real- And somehow relate to your work?
Name on 4chan ? seriously
to what extent is paranormal defined in your department ? if a creature is turning up so often, wouldn't it be bound to fall in the category of 'normal' after some time ? There must be a guideline of some sort or your work will clash too often with those of regular law enforcement or animal control ?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:22:00 No. 9248119 Report >>9248039 Elderitch abominations are created through the power of insanity, direct thought, and that sort of good stuff. We can't get rid of them because they're created through the most unstable and unending faith source of power: mental illnesses.
They're so "big" that even if you don't beileve or suffer from scizophrenia, turrets, or whatever they still have an affect on you: Deja Vu being the easiest example.
>"Gods"? They're like world wide powered imaginary friends. They have a similar effect on people who beileve in them but it's mostly just mental: thinking they've been healed, convinced to walk on a broken leg without pain, and sometimes even just chaotic physical things like blood out of statues.
They aren't holy. They aren't benevolent. They're more like "benigne" cancerous entities that have sat to fester for thousands of years 'till they have so much power they just cause all these farts.
It's fucking exhausting talking about them.
> it is just i love you so much for posting these kinds of things >>9248071 I haven't showered in like 4'ish days because I'm not working this week or the next week. And when I'm at home I'm a huge slob who sleeps from 3:30am to like 2pm.
>>9248073 Species of flashy moth that lights up and scares the shit out of potential predators. They're about as big as a small kite.
>>9248074 Lots of fucked up monsters and bogeyman.
>>9248076 Vampires mostly and the odd "monster". We usually just use psychics.
>>9248077 it's a crap shoot.
You'd do alright with a psychic since a good chunk of people are just plain immune to it.
You usually couldn't bring yourself to physically hurt a vampire unless you managed to piss them off.
A were person you'd have an issue.
Monster is a crap shoot.
Anonymous
What kind of things will I find in Toronto and the surrounding area?
Dzr
What is the grifter? (inb4 luk it up on utube lool!!!11!one1!)
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:27:00 No. 9248139 Report Quoted By:
>>9248089 Real gun. Real bullets. Just had to be able to "see it" and beileve that I killed it. The gun was very persuasive.
>>9248070 WereElk, WereBull.
>>9248099 Small ones as big as dogs/elk and ones small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. They mostly live in south america, australia, and africa.
They used to live on easter island, japan, and korea but they were driven extinct largely after the 18th century.
>>9248104 I'd still be fired.
>>9248106 Totally ficticious.
>>9248110 We usually release information giving it's validity/need to know for the local populace and or if the being we're using to protect through secrecy is fully understood and has sufficient numbers to survive being hunted or "known about" by regular people.
krakin
>>9248119 Might as well start using a trip
Can a person physically create a being?
For example, we will use the name flopsy wopsy.
So a guy on some forum says "Flopsy wopsy is following me guys, i am scared" and he lists a series of traits, abilities, and what have you.
Will this flopsy wopsy become a creature from people reading this, having faith/fear from it, or will it become a regular little imaginary friend?
And yes OP, i love you so much it hurts.
Another question, are there any "famous" or "celebrity" monsters that you know of? Like is there a possibility that 'Snookie' from the Jersey Shore is a little leprechaun?
Anonymous
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>>9248123 something bee made up to trick newfags.
Anonymous
>>9248036 wait why is it good that you dont see angels?
Anonymous
Is being a werecreature all it's cracked up to be? Or is it more like an annoying recurring thing like having herpes or something?
Anonymous
Is chi real. If so in what ways can it be used?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Do/did dragons ever exist??
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:41:00 No. 9248190 Report >>9248122 Vampire. Lots and lots of vampires.
>>9248123 I dunno. I'm not that big on "web" paranormal stuff. Do you have any links?
>>9248152 Only if people actually start legit beileving in it.
And even then it'd usually just be another bogeyman.
>Another question, are there any "famous" or "celebrity" monsters that you know of? Like is there a possibility that 'Snookie' from the Jersey Shore is a little leprechaun? Marilyn monroe. The only one I'm allowed to mention that I can remember off the top of my head. I don't remember what she was, but she wasn't a "human."
>>9248166 They don't want what we want.
>>9248167 It's like Herpes.
>>9248169 No.
It's direct/manual Muscle Control.
On a side note: My tummy is kind of upset. I don't have "good" guts.
Anonymous
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>>9248166 For every Castiel, there's like 30,000 ASStiels.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:44:00 No. 9248199 Report >>9248184 Yes, I just went to have a glass of water and brush/floss my teeth.
I think I might be having some sort of anxiety thingy.
They don't like us to say this, but we are allowed to say it.
This job is very taxing on your mental state. To the point that we have to regularly cycle people in and out every few weeks. We go in for work and we basically get normal hours and weekends for a few weeks and then they let us free for a month or until we're "fresh."
>>9248187 I don't think so.
Cockatrices did at some point and Hydra's did, but they're both extinct.
Anonymous
OP. Often during my childhood and once in a blue moon even now I hear a voice tell me to "Come outside." It sounds both internal and external. Hard to describe.
Anonymous
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This is the third and last.
Anonymous
>>9248190 Wait, so the president of murkah basically committed beastiality?
Anonymous
>>9248190 Why, what do they want that we dont want? and is "we" the average person or your group?
Also, are fairies/faeries/whatever real? If so, what can you tell me about them?
Anonymous
>>9248190 >Vampire. Lots and lots of vampires. Ha ha, knew it
Anything else?
Anonymous
Is there any truth to El Chupacabras?
Anonymous
keanu reeves is a vampire isnt he? thats why he doesnt age...
Anonymous
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Oh, you OP.>implies that ghosts aren't spirits of people, yet has no explination for what they are.
Anonymous
You mentioned Alien activity in saskatchewan.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:51:00 No. 9248231 Report >>9248205 Maybe.
>>9248200 I just work in the kennels, so most of my input will be vague and whatever.
We have paranormal psychiatrists for a reason.
It sounds like you're either dealing with a Bogeyman, or a psychic.
The only thing I know is you can't be physically damaged or harmed from dreams. You can be scared and beings can otherwise talk to you in them, but you're basically in charge inside your own head at that point and you're safe.
You're open to suggestion as well- but you won't do anything you wouldn't do otherwise.
I'm sorry, I'm not being very helpfull
Anonymous
Sea Monsters, how do they work?
Anonymous
Anything happen in vacaville, california, USA?
Anonymous
>>9248231 Well how do I contact a paranormal psychiatrist?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 15:57:00 No. 9248250 Report >>9248209 The best analogy I can think of: They're a lot like Batman and it also has to do with Nirvana.
>Also, are fairies/faeries/whatever real? If so, what can you tell me about them? They're kind of like.. I'm not gonna say monsters.. Have you seen mushishi? I'm being a huge faggot, but it's hard to describe beings without using media examples.
They're like small benigne beings that are a cross between butterflies, jellyfish, and phootoplankton instead of just butterflies.
>>9248219 Nothing really, no. Pretty quiet. You've got a good deal of WereRats though.
>>9248214 I'm not allowed to talk about living people. And I have to wait atleast 15-30 years after they've died before I can.
krakin
>>9248199 You have said that bogeymen cannot go into the sunlight, what happens if they do?
How are monsters told that they are not allowed to integrate into society? Is it a thing that their parents tell them "Don't do that shit, you gonna make shit go down". Is this already known to bogeymen and other faith based creatures? Or are they just intelligent enough to avoid exposure.
Is there a set law that these monsters follow, such as, say there is a slender man in your area, and he kills someone. How would you track this bogeyman down, and are your laws set upon "You kill, and you are killed in return", or is there a sort of prison that you send these to.
I am assuming creatures are really fucking good liars if they are able to keep shit secret.
Anonymous
Are any monsters immortal? like vampires for example? or do they all live and die like regular folk
Anonymous
>>9248231 what do you think is gonna happen in 2012? are there any documentation in your department for that event?
What about South Africa. What do we have here?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:03:00 No. 9248274 Report Fuck, sorry. I'm starting to miss things.
>>9248212 A small chicken sized paranormal animal that looks like a cross between a hairless tailess wallabee/rabbit with the head of a mosquito. They're pretty docile, but the nature of the whole blood sucking doesn't allow them to be very "human" friendly.
>>9248235 A few, but they mostly like live seals/turtles.
They aren't all that exciting.
>Tulpa Thats one of the words I've been trying to remember all night, but yes. This is pretty much what we work with on a regular basis.
>>9248248 Nothing that I can remember right now.
>>9248249 We usually keep them to ourselves. Trained on sight. We do however spit out a lot and a good deal of psychiatrists can actually offer legitamit help to "civilians."
Anonymous
Any cool shit you know about Australia?
Anonymous
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Anything paranormal in Winnipeg? I'm going to visit in a couple of days.
Anonymous
>>9248274 can you tell me exactly what kind of entity marilyn monroe is?
Anonymous
Anonymous
very informal thread op.
Aperson
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Is there anything going on around Lakewood, California?
krakin
>>9248250 On the issue of bogeymen, so, in what you are saying, "God", the being from the bible is real, i would assume it would be under your God category because there are so many fucking people believing in this massive Twat monster. Also all other "Gods" people have believed in would eventually manifest?
Side not, i have a sliding door mirror closet. Every night this son of a bitch opens a little bit. It is without my noticing at the time, but i see it open. And since i fucking hate the dark i always have my light on. It is only a sliver that opens. Light SHOULD be able to go into the fucker but it does not and there is just blackness. I always feel as if something is watching me. Would this phenomena be under the bogeyman category, even though it is not malicious(to my knowledge), although i do get some fucked up dreams. Ones where in the dream something bad happens, i know it is happening, but i can't do shit about it. My joints lock up, and i can't freeze.
For instance, i had one where it was pretty fucked up. There was this huge fucking dog that started humping me and an almost deafening "Shhhhhhh..." coming from it. I could have broken free, but i was frozen, and i tried to scream help over and over again but i couldn't. I don't blame you if you cannot answer the dream portion of my question, after all it has nothing to do with the paranormal. Just curious if this might be some Bogeyman giving me night terrors.
captcha: Research toryBgt
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:12:00 No. 9248305 Report Quoted By:
>>9248254 >You have said that bogeymen cannot go into the sunlight, what happens if they do? They just like, burn up or evaporate. They can't exist outside of darkness. Moonlight doesn't seem to bother them. UV Lamps work on them though.
>How are monsters told that they are not allowed to integrate into society? Is it a thing that their parents tell them "Don't do that shit, you gonna make shit go down". A good chunk of our whole funds go towards letting the "right ones in."
>Is this already known to bogeymen and other faith based creatures? Or are they just intelligent enough to avoid exposure. The thing about these sorts of monsters is that they're creation is more sporadic and unpredictable- they also don't "think" like normal people and can't be integrated into society. All they know is they have to feed and that sunlight hurts.
>Is there a set law that these monsters follow, such as, say there is a slender man in your area, and he kills someone. How would you track this bogeyman down, and are your laws set upon "You kill, and you are killed in return", or is there a sort of prison that you send these to. We let the "integrated" monsters in normal prisons.
For the most part I think we just hunt down and kill Bogeymen regaurdless. A bogeyman isn't like some sort of person. They're more like a living, eating, shadow that takes the form of a person or person like build and eats fear/people.
>I am assuming creatures are really fucking good liars if they are able to keep shit secret. Some don't even know they're monsters.
>>9248263 Gods, elderitch abominations, will live as long as someone beileves in them. Space whales live long enough to pretty much be immortal. Vampires only live double the life span of a normal human- they just don't age.
>>9248265 Dinosaurs. Were/cats/hyenas/rats/waterbuffalo/crocodile.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:17:00 No. 9248323 Report Quoted By:
>>9248264 see.
>>9245899 >>9248275 Dinosaurs, bunyips. Australia is already pretty much full of plenty weird non-paranormal creatures to begin with.
>>9248283 I dunno. She was either a demon or a vampire or something. All I knew is she fed off sex and fucking attention so she was pretty well set.
>>9248287 Dude, fucking, cities have all the same shit: Werepeople, the odd Troll, fucking urban pixies, Demons, psychics. Living rooms/items.
>>9248293 >Ogopogo I think it's just another sort of living dinosaur thingy.
I'm getting tired at this point.
But for the most part lake "monsters" are just weird modern living dinosaurs that fill a similar niche to seals. Except they usually burry themselves or hunt on land if pickings become slim.
Werecats? What do they look like?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:23:00 No. 9248344 Report Quoted By:
>>9248300 >On the issue of bogeymen, so, in what you are saying, "God", the being from the bible is real, i would assume it would be under your God category because there are so many fucking people believing in this massive Twat monster. Also all other "Gods" people have believed in would eventually manifest? The christian god like, has different maniphestations: Yahweh is like the boss guy, the spirit is his shell or fucking whatever, and jesus is like his little angler fish head thingy.
>Also all other "Gods" people have believed in would eventually manifest? Yes. The only nice ones are Satan and Buddha. Fucking.
I didn't read the rest of your post because I'm getting sleepy and cranky and you started it off with opening and closing your closet and ended it with like, "dog humping me."
Fucking, paranormal entities are like god damn zootoplankton: they'res millions of them too small or subtle to even give a shit about due to all these stupid peoples and their dreams.
I'm SLEEPY /X/. And my guts hurt.
Anonymous
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:27:00 No. 9248362 Report Quoted By:
>>9248337 >werecats. They're just werepeople only like.. Jaguar, panther, or lion flavored.
>>9248337 God. Doesn't sound like a strong one, but a "big" enough one to hang around in modern times is usually well enough. I dunno.
>It is considered a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by swallowing a pebble. Tokoloshes are called upon by malevolent people to cause trouble for others. At its least harmful a tokoloshe can be used to scare children, but its power extends to causing illness and even death upon the victim. He sounds like he feeds of faith, fear, malevounance, and that sort of shit.
The thing about gods is they're, like, imaginary ones only they can feed off a lot of other emotions and thoughts- they aren't resitricted to one sort of sphere.
So thats how they can last so long and have such an effect.
Anonymous
ive heard about giant birds in the nwt, yukon and alaska.. anything paranormal about them?
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We have crossed a point. Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:31:00 No. 9248372 Report Okay, so, I'm starting to get a little passive aggressive in my tone and thats a red flag for me.
I think I'm gonna call it quits in like 20 minutes and go to bed.
So go ahead and ask the best shit- stuff you were afraid to ask.
And then fuckin' tuck me in and let me leave.
>>9248366 Naw man, nothing but golden eagles. Some of them can get quite large. Nothing to crazy.
Anonymous
>spacewhales
Anonymous
if you guys can keep trolls and werewolves out of society why cant you keep black people out too?
Anonymous
Op, even if you are full of shit, I like you. Not many people take time out of their lives to answer really stupid questions like the one that I'm going to ask you.
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>>9248372 nah, dude. youve done well for the night.
only trolls are left. thanks, man, for this thread
wtf captcha: the ossitem
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:38:00 No. 9248403 Report >>9248373 I use a lot of unofficial terms. Space whales is one of them.
It's also fucking cute. I thought you guys liked cute things.
>>9248386 Cause black people make the best Transgender women. They play a usefull part in modern society.
>>9248392 Unfortunetly I don't know if Magic is real or not.
I have no fucking clue.
It hasen't come up once and for the longest time I thought it eventually come up but it hasen't and now I'm afraid to bring it up.
Cause what if it's another one of those, "I shouldn't have asked." Things like the Nirvana arlticle I read like 4 months ago at the office logs.
Anonymous
what can you say about satan?
Anonymous
OP I love you so much for fucking posting this. I'm just asking if you know for any monsters that could be held in Slovenia.
Anonymous
How dangerous, paranormal wise, is British Columbia?
Anonymous
I picture OP looking like hellboy dressed as van helsing
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>>9248403 >Things like the Nirvana arlticle I read like 4 months ago at the office logs explain
Stoned Anon
OP, have you ever heard of something that looked like a cross between a wolf and a mountain lion? All white fur, glowing slightly?
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This seriously needs to be mentioned atleast once Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:43:00 No. 9248424 Report >>9248406 >Satan This is gonna sound fucking emo and whatever.
But Satan (disregaurding Buddha) is the nicest fucking god you're going to EVER fucking run into.
He isn't ruling in the relm that souly created for him- he's fucking trapped in it and The yahweh beast is designed and feeds off the fact that he suffers.
Satan only exist because Yaweh needed a fucking villian and he knows this and yet all he cares about is killing/ending The christian god's existance so everybody can be fucking free- even if that means he himself is killed.
He's like the actual hero if life is a story.
He's like prometheus.
This whole post gets a post.
Anonymous
>>9248424 I would watch this in the theatre. I would go at night and pay full price.
Anonymous
Why are you in canada? The US task force's budget is almost twice of anyone elses paranormal force. And you talked as if meeting a werewolf is a big deal, I bet hundreds of people have met them, they just don't always know its who they are. We aren't all that different, it just so happens they are people who get a little fuzzy on full moons.
Anonymous
satan guy i know i asked to see what op would say im a ss if know what that is
Anonymous
Anonymous
How does your superiors feel about your gnostic views?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:49:00 No. 9248440 Report >>9248419 Chimera. Fused animals put together to make cooler/stronger animals.
More of a cryptid then a paranormal.
My favoright is the "pet" gryphon: Half pigeon/budgy, half house cat.
>>9248412 I've got like, a hitler youth haircut that ends in a mullet in the back. I'm about 120lbs, 5ft 10 and I'd make a decent trap if I bothered to fucking shave.
I am in no way a manly person or deserve any fucking glorification.
I put on my overalls and pretend I'm a space man before I go to the kennels.
>>9248407 >Slovenia You've got a good healthy deal of vampires, werepeople, and "traditional" monsters: gnomes, borrowers, pixies, kobolds, and other "fairies."
Nothing too wild though.
>>9248410 Fairies are usually attracted to sweet things and alcohol.
B.C has sasquatch and chimeras.
Anonymous
Do werepeople have any characteristics of their animal form? Like would a wererat have a bit of a rat look as a human?
Stoned Anon
>>9248440 Interesting, what about things that look something like this?
They seem to be able to phase in and out of being visible and appear fairly intelligent. I've encountered them twice and on each encounter they were in a group of about twenty and could keep pace with my car pulling 60.
Anonymous
How unfucking professional do you sound... Jesus, if your going to try and troll, or have some sort of mental disorder that you feel the need to validate your crazy thoughts by coming here and telling people complete outlandish stories, at least use grown up words. It sounds like some 13 year old got on his daddies lap top late during the night because he doesn't want to sleep, but he knows if he does he will just wake up tomorrow with all of these crazy bird explanations of how he views his tiny little world with a much larger medium of telling his bat shit stories. You can't use terms no one uses when talking about deities.
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>>9248459 Kennelman is kennelman, he does not listen.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 16:56:00 No. 9248474 Report >>9248429 >>9248434 >>9248438 Satan and Buddha are "athiestic" gods.
They never wanted this to happen- every moment people worship them is 100 years of fucking ironic, agony, tournment, and soul tearing disapointment for how people continue on.
There was a reason all the nine circles of hell have ironic punishments.
>>9248430 Cause.. I'm a canadian.
>>9248439 I don't really know what all this makes me anymore.
>>9248445 No, were symptoms are flat across the board:
>in men Increase in body hair growth and hair growth
noticable increase in testicle size
>in women Lactation
thickening of hips and shoulders
>in both Allergic/aversion to a one type of pure/elemental metal depending on the animal. The best example is silver in werewolves and I think Cats are allergic to gold.
Increase hair and nail growth
Higher sex drive
Sometimes pain during urination.
Wolfman
>>9248452 It is an Ensis Demon, at least from what your saying. Quick, tall, and nails like small knives. They normally can't keep up a strong pace for long but they do run faster then you can blink.
Anonymous
>>9248440 Well where the hell can I find them? I live near woods and I've never seen them or experienced anything paranormal in woods. Do you know any specific area in Slovenia where I can find them or make some contacts? Or how do I come in contact with them? What do they like or things like that?
I don't care if I contact Vampire, Werewolf, gnome or pixies,.. I just want to see it with my own eyes, how the hell do I do that?
Stoned Anon
>>9248482 I never got into a close enough distance to find out how sharp their nails are, didn't even want to try getting that close.
What, exactly, are they? It's odd that the ones I found were in a large park in a suburban area. They seem like the kind to eviscerate whatever they can get close to.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 17:02:00 No. 9248497 Report Quoted By:
>>9248485 Your best bet would be to ask someone who's actually invested in local folkore.
They probebly know worlds more knowledge about the specifics then I do.
Anonymous
>>9248474 So can one be born were and never know he/she is a were person? Because I'm assuming not all werepeople are affect in the same way for transformation (werewolves requiring a full moon is an example). Because I, according to some symptoms, a LOT of people could just be weresomething.
Wolfman
>>9248474 None of those statements were true of werewolves. Size changes little but they do get very hairy and a tail does come, it is one of the most painful experiences anyone would have to bare, child birth aside, you literally grow small bones your skin tears and mends in the matter of 5-10 minutes. There is a moment when the body is so overwhelmed in pain the heart stops, your organs begin to shift, and certain leg bones break and take a different shape. This is by all means a curse and shouldn't be summed up in a matter of a few minutes by some man in his basement smoking pot.
Anonymous
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Paranormal in Eastern Canada more specifically surrounding the Montreal area? Besides vampires of course.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 17:06:00 No. 9248518 Report Quoted By:
>>9248503 They all require a full moon to go full on batshit insane animal.
They just require moonlight however for things to start going south: tails poping out, hands turning into claws, fur growing, an insatiable urge to do really stupid, aggressive shit.
It's just at the point where it's a full moon that they can't control themselves and everything falls apart.
>So can one be born were and never know he/she is a were person? And this is where we start to see why it's not a normal disease: it doesn't spread to offspring.
It spreads through bloods but a mother suffering from lycanthropy cannot have a werebaby. The baby would have to be mauled/whatever and that "almost" unheard of.
Anonymous
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>>9248510 Yeah, it should be described by a furry in his basement smoking pot.
Wolfman
>>9248496 They are incredibly dangerous and are normally summoned. They do NOT just roam around and the fact you've seen them in large packs is quite frightening. They feed off of anything dead, plant or animal, so if there is a grave yard near by its a safe bet you'll find their nest. Normally they would stay somewhere deep in a marsh under a well the only term I could use is a warlock. Not sure where they come from but I know that 2 of them can clear out an apartment building in 2 hours. The only way to kill them is so add anything to them be it clothes, water, or anything you can find, so they do not phase through, and then ignite them. They burn very fast however getting that close is very dangerous.
Anonymous
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Anything paranormal in southeast asia?
Stoned Anon
>>9248531 Huh, I was with my friends and we were checking out a graveyard. That explains why they were there.
From what you're saying though I'm suddenly very worried as the graveyard is located in Orange County, California. This is actually now concerning me as much as the trio of nephilim in another graveyard not far from my house...
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
It's time to Say Goodnight. Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 17:16:00 No. 9248550 Report Quoted By:
>>9248510 It's just Full body Animal Herpes. You're giving it too much "Romanticism."
I think I'm gonna go to bed /x/.
I hope you guys had a lot of fun and I hope I could clear things up with you guys.
I might do this again tommorow night, if only for the few people who were absolutely enthralled.
Goodnight /x/.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
One more thing Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Mon 02 Jan 2012 17:19:00 No. 9248557 Report Oh and.
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>>9248557 Janitor, you have an email or other form of contact? I have more questions for you and fear I won't be here tomorrow night.
Wolfman
>>9248547 How long was this and if its in an extremely populated area it seems we need to get a team in Cali to head to the surrounding grave yards for potential nest sites. You need to keep your distance from there if you can.
Stoned Anon
>>9248568 Well, that was about a year ago now, haven't gone back since.
The city has a population of about 51,000.
Wolfman
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>>9248580 If it was that far back, then the nest might have been moved or wiped out. Believe it or not your government is actually looking out for you and there are task forces run all throughout the US and largely the world keeping people safe from what used to keep us in the dark ages. I don't normally post or even come around here, but I had a night off and my co-worker talks about all the crazies on here so I figured I'd come and enlighten some people. But I am going to get some sleep before I head out tomorrow morning looking for a mountain troll in the Appalachian trail.
Anonymous
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How often do you develop the lamest and gayest thread in this section?
Anonymous
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Fair play, this is some form of OC, OP is to be commended for it I guess, but I feel like....
Anonymous
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I'm In Toronto and have been recently laid off. I've had some older family members on my grandmother's side exhibit some physic ability. I saw a shadow person last week. I'm really in need of work, can you help get me a job in your field?
Anonymous
Question for Janitor when you return:
Anonymous
I am never closing this thread.
The Archivar
>>9246074 Cool. What are werewolves like? Aggressive pricks or maybe conscious guys?
Anonymous
>>9250663 Read the previous entries he tells us for the most part they are aggressive and lost of conscious control in full moon.
Anonymous
dad farted
The Archivar
>>9250729 Yeah... sorry, meant in normal day life, no moon and shit.
Anonymous
I have a stuffed bunny thats older than me ( im 20 and the bunny is like.....25 ) and I love him so much. I sleep with Mr. Buns Buns almost everynight and when I don't I feel so guilty for not having him by my side. I feel like he is an actual person or something....could I have talked life into him from loving him so much?
Anonymous
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
OP, I'm sorry to shit on your parade here, but you are lying to these people when it comes to gods. Buddha is not a God, he is an elevated being that has achieved nirvana and is completely "one" with himself. There are multiple buddhas. I believe I know who you are, and it's quite likely that we're/we've been coworkers before, from your speaking/typing pattern. I'm with the division that the USA has for the same thing, and if you're who I think you are, then we've been in joint-operations together.
Anonymous
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>2012 >working for an "agency" investigating scary monsters
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
I just woke up. Bathed. Feel fantastic. Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 03:56:00 No. 9251444 Report >211 posts and 23 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. You guys are fucking wacky.
>>9251053 Take a look at him and see if he has any signs of obvious aging or wear and tear. "Living" items usually have a lot more durability then unliving ones.
>>9250998 They're like normal people.
Well.
Including these symptoms I listed off:
>>9248474 >>9250605 We do sweeps through: Animal shelters, Zoo employees, the military, private pararnomarl investigators, historians, physicist, and archaeologists. We sweep through and scoop them up.
When I was still in school a teacher of mine actually worked for the department as an archeologist- worked on a dig site outside off banff on the transcanada highway. Though, I didn't find out about this 'till after I had started work.
>>9250992 Nope, just man love.
>>9250562 Drunk tank. We usually put "asshole" or "rowdy" were people into a drunk tank so they can fucking calm down. If they keep at it we can innoculate them so they just can't turn.
I'm gonna go have the most important meal of the day now.
But I'll be on and around to answer any questions for pretty much all day if you guys want that.
Squid
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>>9250992 Boyfriend has been staring at this and laughing for about 45 minutes now. Thanks, dude.
Anonymous
>>9251444 TN guy again, good to see you back. Yeah thats what we'd like to do with these guys, but the problem is we don't know who they are. Haven't been successful in tracking them or knowing their non were identities. Any tips for finding that out?
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 04:08:00 No. 9251502 Report Quoted By:
>>9251473 Nobody wants a Batman.
And even then why would you need to know their non-were-identities?
If anything it's easier to catch werepeople while they've turned then it is when they haven't.
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
>>9251364 OP, please look at this post, and inform me if my name reminds of you a co-worker.
mrrr !!zEnxCzYdNTr
i think i have natural psychic abilities
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 04:20:00 No. 9251557 Report >>9251524 >>9251364 >Buddha The deal behind buddha was the he was either a person to begine with and became a monster and the a god or he was just a monster to begin with.
But what ended up happening was he recieved even the smallest little drop of enlightenment -enough to make himself the man he became without just completely fucking collapsing into himself.
But after he died thats where shit kind of went south.
He didn't ask to be worshipped, but people still worship him as a god and he essentially entered in a sort of Satan cycle or archetype: the worship of buddha causes more suffering and insanity then not worshipping him would. He never wanted that to happen and I'm pretty sure he didn't "itend" on being a god, it just sort of fell onto him.
Anonymous
Are the Gideon Keys of Calgary real?
Anonymous
>>9251557 what about the people who believe/worship aliens?
wont that kinda bring monster aliens/greys or something of that sort that would be under your jurisdiction
Anonymous
I know you say you're Canadian, but do you know anything in the New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania area?
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 04:34:00 No. 9251604 Report >>9251554 Short answer: Pratice by yourself.
Long Answer: Everyone has some psychic ability a good chunk though are completely immune and even then that still considered a psychic ability. Really the only thing you can do is just see if you can fucking do anything. The boring standard stuff is: Read minds, move objects, and "tempature based abilities."
>>9251573 Not entirely, but they are based on something similar.
>>9251586 Most people who worship aliens don't actually know what real aliens look like.
I don't even know what actual aliens look like apart from space whales.
So even when people start worshipping them it either gets siphoned into similar gods or it just creates little small ones or imaginary beasts. Nothing that wild.
Anonymous
>>9251604 i know you dont like talking about your demon girlfriend, but im just damn curious.
what does she look like? can other people see her? how did you guys meet?
mrr !!zEnxCzYdNTr
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 04:42:00 No. 9251639 Report Quoted By:
>>9251600 You guys have the last pockets of Jersey Devils.
One of the few paranormal animals we weren't actually able to protect.
From my understanding they used to roam from jersey all across the entire east coast and even as far the west coast in washington and british columbia.
>>9251626 She caught my eye while I was taking the Bus home once and I just talked her up. Everything just sort of went off from there. Nothing special.
I don't really like to dwell on it given that: the more I talk about it the more butthurt I sound, and it isn't even that good of a story.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 04:48:00 No. 9251655 Report >>9251631 that website doesn't say anything I don't think you already knew.
Also it's under a couple of misunderstandings: psychic ability isn't practicle. It's a lot more like "beneficial insanity". If it was praticle we wouldn't have developed the way we did: to use our hands and our animal wits.
I mean I did read something about hunter gatherers having a very crude form of telepathy but I think it was just more of the fact that they didn't have a lot to talk about.
Also Deja Vu isn't manual memory whatever- your dreams are for that. We never really forget anything and when you dream it's using that information as source material.
Deja Vu is more like the Brain farts of monsters as fucking stupid as that sounds.
Anonymous
>>9251655 Where can we find sources of information about this stuff that hasnt been 'modified' for casual use?
Anonymous
>be neckbeard >have no girlfriend >one day decide to say I have a demon girlfriend >oh sweet, where is she anon >shes INVISIBLE!
mrr !!zEnxCzYdNTr
>>9251655 so what do you think is a good way to try and hone and practice whatever natural abilities a psychic has and expand them?
Anonymous
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Is there anything neat in the Chicago area? Preferably something that hasn't been shot up by niggers and retarded cops. Any vampires or something?
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 04:59:00 No. 9251709 Report >>9251662 Almost all information is modified for "casual" use, but even then I've already act as a plug for this place: wikipedia.
They take articles. Strip the paranormal goodies. And just give you everything the public knows.
>>9251667 I wouldn't know where to start.
I've only worked with a few psychics before and even then they're not regulars in my department- I just work the kennels and browse the work encyclopedias a lot.
I'm under the impression the more you use it the better you get at it.
>>9251666 Nice trips.
Anonymous
Is there a way to join your group or assist you in any possible way? I'm batshit insane and I don't think anything will make me crazier!
Marshall !FAIwcQVJw2
Highly Paranormal Janitor, do you or any of your coworkers and/or monsters play any collectible games? Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft, and etc.?
Anonymous
>>9251709 >Almost all information >Almost implying there are some
can you point me in that direction, kind sir?
Anonymous
This is quite intriguing.
mrr !!zEnxCzYdNTr
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>>9251709 ah i appreciate it
i'll try and do what i can
noko
Hey OP, what do you know about South America? Paraguay for example? Is there any method to "wake up" and see the world how it really is?
Anonymous
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>>9247986 We're around.
I don't think it's as common to run into us as maybe other things. But we're around. And yes, sometimes we do end up on /x/ of all places. Like the man says, we're on the internet, same as anyone else.
Anonymous
>>9251444 The only thing that is wrong with him is that his fur is just....matted from being washed when he got dirty otherwise he looks really good. I never put him in situations to be abused anyway and my mom took good care of him when she was younger than gave it to me when I was born. I love him and have so many memories growing up and it really pains me to think what would happen to him when I die. I feel so dorky admitting that.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 05:20:00 No. 9251827 Report Quoted By:
>>9251723 >batshit insane >can type in coherrent sentences I've mentioned this three times but the canadian branch does this atleast: we regularly sweep through zoo employees, kennels, military personel, engineers, police officers, physicist and archaeologists for positions and jobs.
>>9251752 World of warcraft used to be pretty popular but I hear everyone is quitting because of the panda expansion.
Most others just "casual" games like shooters.
A handfull though are big on table top games: Dnd, pathfinder, magic the gathering, and yugioh.
>>9251758 Same place I point everyone who asks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out-of-place_artifact and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptid >>9251764 Can't really comment on that- I'm positioned in canada and work for canada. Paranormal investigation isn't like it is in the cartoons where it's just one big super organisation leading everything.
If I had to say, maybe they just don't have any vampires? Like something kept them out?
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 05:24:00 No. 9251849 Report Quoted By:
>>9251792 >South America Used to be just literally stuffed to the brim with small dinosaurs.
Clear cutting and cattle farming though has done a lot of damage though.
>Is there any method to "wake up" and see the world how it really is? Yes, but you wouldn't appreciate it. I'm not trying to be an asshole, but enlightenment and nirvana are NOT things we want happening.
>>9251820 http://www.ehow.com/how_8790419_fix-hair-stuffed-animal.html The stuffed animal will probably start to really show signs of wear and tear as soon as the "last" person stops loving it. Living items are delicate like that.
Anonymous
OP where do I send my resume to get in on this? Give me a PO box or an astro-projected interview I don't really care.
noko
OP, I didnt mean like nirvana. It was more like stop rationalazing everything and look the little details. In some forums there is a fear that Slendy will become real if we keep believing in it, so any way to stop this?
Anonymous
What about celebrating the Holidays? Do any of you guys employees/monsters celebrate?
Anonymous
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>>9245761 Sure, there are some browsing right now. Threads like this are interesting. They can be like an impromptu meet up.
Anonymous
Do you know any demigods
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 05:34:00 No. 9251911 Report Quoted By:
>>9251871 The easiest way is to just distract yourself.
I've been yammering on and on about how the gods have fed away and grown fat and alive from all the faith we've been feeding them.
And how monsters are still created on a regular basis.
But what I haven't mentioned is that they're all no where near as powerfull or as well fed as they used to be now that we've entered modern times.
The lack of spirituality combined with the massive ignorant population has put the monsters effectivly in their twilight years.
>>9251870 The sweeps man. The sweeps.
Sometimes we just knock on the fucking doors of people who have borrowers or pixies living in their back yard and offer them fucking part time jobs.
One of our employees god a job when he got drunk and beat up some vampires who were descrating a dead body.
Anonymous
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Yea, I already figured that it's not really a global organisation. Just though you might know anything about this crazy little country. Thanks anyway.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 05:40:00 No. 9251955 Report >>9251886 Yeah, we celebrate the commercialized ones/fake ones: Earth day, Easter, Christmas, ground hog day, etc.. etc..
The ones on the black list are: hanukkah, ramadan, "real" easter, and basically any of the still religious holidays. It's basically a huge circle jerk for the faith monsters living in the sky and.. that would be counter intuitive to our work.
OH and halloween. Halloween is actually a really busy work period.
Monsters that live in society are just as intelligent and as human as we are so yes to both.
>And, are there any employees/monsters browsing 4chan? My supervisor does.
>>9251902 Half Human half god?
No.
Gods are just big thought monsters- there isn't really any middle ground.
I suppose the closest thing you'd get to being a god is enlightenment but if you had that you wouldn't be on the internet.
Anonymous
OP what can you say about Poland?
Anonymous
Hey OP, I know you already answered someone sending in a resume, but what can I do to get myself noticed by your agency to get a job? I really want to move to Canada, the bible belt sucks.
Anonymous
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OP. you're just fucking awesome.
Anonymous
>>9245761 Hokay.
I don't even know where to start.
Vampires. What the fuck. Info?
Werewolves, what the fuck, Info?
Anonymous
what are some places in calgary vampires always hang out at
Anonymous
>>9251955 >>9251955 So the trolls that are trolling might be real trolls trolling?
Anonymous
I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 05:47:00 No. 9252023 Report >>9251974 You're in that special little belt of europe thats absolutely fucking LIVID with: Brownies, fairies, borowers, kobolds, etc.. just like these weird like monster people things. They usually fit in the palm of your hand and look like a cross between zootoplankton, jellyfish, butterflies and people then just tiny people with wings.
>>9251975 >the bible belt sucks. The bible belt has the highest rate of self enflicted faith based mental illnesses in North america.
Like, more so then even mexico. You could make yourself noticed there easily enough.
Anonymous
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>>9252017 Nothing paranormal.
Hypnagogic speech or whatever. Nbd.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 05:52:00 No. 9252063 Report Quoted By:
>>9251988 Here ya go.
>>9247890 >Werewolves, what the fuck, Info? They come in too many Different other animal flavors to name: badger, boar, rat, cat, etc.. etc..
For the most part it's just like full animal body changing herpes and the fuller the moon the bigger the break out. Full moon essentially equates total loss of control and flipping shit out.
>>9252002 It could happen.
>>9251998 Can't go into specifics but: Gay Bars, libraries, Churches, and I've seen a few at childrens hospitals.
At night of course. They'd fucking burn to death if otherwise.
Desert Rat !!Mbrknqgx1Xk
Anonymous
holy shit op , i've had severe silver allergies since i was a kid , things you mention , increased hair and nail growth-always been hairy , and recently i had to start cutting my nails like twice as often...sometimes i get this weird urge and feeling of discomfort after i smell blood...and the sex drive...ahem...that was always off the chart...should i be worried? btw i tend to get kinda agresive once or twice a month...
Anonymous
>>9252023 Can you give me some idea how? I mean, I am sensitive to energies and I've had experiences with spirits, demons and shadow people, but nothing in at least two years, when I moved back here. And this place really isn't that active with paranormal stuff outside of your rare ghost and occasional thought form.
Anonymous
OP, is there often actual evidence of stuff turning up online with like pictures and videos and stuff?
Anonymous
>>9252086 No, you are not. You are just some one who has a period.
Anonymous
Anonymous
You aint bullshiting so much. Are you for real. The Satan explanation was very close. How much do you know of Gods.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 06:01:00 No. 9252122 Report Quoted By:
>>9252075 Yes. Wereboars are a thing.
I think they're weak against nickel or copper or something.
>>9252086 Dunno, could be something. Could be you're just in puberty.
We started innoculating people against wereism back in 06, so you could just be having an allergic reation if you're like 16 or 17 or something.
Anonymous
lol , i'm a dude you neckbeard
Anonymous
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actually i'm 23 , so your puberty theory kinda drops...
Anonymous
>>9252124 the only beard I have is on my vagina, now get out of here faggot for thinking you are a werewolf.
Anonymous
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no need to get offended , i was just going by a logic that there are no women on the interwebs
Anonymous
OP when I was born they told my parent's I was a dwarf. Why haven't you gotten me yet?
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
This needs to be a highlight Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 06:08:00 No. 9252164 Report >>9252096 >spirits Ghosts aren't dead people.
We do not know what Ghosts are.
If you just want to be a part of whatever or you're actually interested- just take private paranormal investigate up as a Hobby. Do the detective work yourself, rumors, folklore, etc.. it's like a pg-13 version of what we do.
>>9252097 What, like, internet spooky memes becoming real?
>>9252117 I know what I've already posted.
Anonymous
>>9252136 I WEAR A BLACK BELT ON THE BEARD THAT I GROW ON MY DICK
Anonymous
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>>9252182 lol. epic rap battles of history
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 06:15:00 No. 9252215 Report >>9252163 Dwarfs aren't paranormal.
Anonymous
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>>9252164 Never said ghosts were dead people. Personally, I think it's a vision into the past, like a rift in spacetime or something. Then again, I'm probably wrong on that.
Anyway, thanks man.
Anonymous
>>9252164 well, maybe, I dunno
just has evidence showed up before like that online?
Anonymous
>>9245761 So, Opie, I must ask, do you pick up people with potentially dangerous powers?
I mean, people who can fuck with computers with their mind, pyros, people who can fuck with magnets, etc.
Anonymous
>>9252215 Is it possible that someone could get advice from you on how to control some psychic powers, or do you not know enough on how to do something like that?
Anonymous
Do you mean that ghosts are imprints in space-time caused by psychic energy?
Anonymous
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I love you, OP.
Anonymous
Is it possible to summon demons?
Anonymous
How are your "offices".
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9252164 OP, although I am skeptical of how real you are and how credible your information is, the fact you've been able to take on a barrage of questions this large and answer them with some pretty feasible answers, does have me quite impressed.
You've made it clear that sharing information on the paranormal and your organization is fine, as long as you don't cross any boundaries. You have also made it apparent that if the situation were to become dire, the paranormal activity you speak of could be life-threatening, and that much of the paranormal activity you deal with on a daily basis actually makes contact with us in normal society, on a daily basis, whether some of us know it or not.
So, my only question for you is this: Why doesn't your organization make it a point to educate society about the paranormal that we SHOULD be on the look out for? Things that could become a potential danger?
If werewolves and vampires have a confirmed existence, why aren't we being warned to protect ourselves, if your organization is supposedly for the "defense"? Why aren't these things being discussed and taught in schools? Space whales surely have some kind of impact on our knowledge and the laws of physics, yet they've never been mentioned in any kind of educational physics curriculum, that I know of at least.
I'm not in anyway trying to downplay your credibility or your knowledge, however these are questions that have been poking at me as I've read through your post.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 06:29:00 No. 9252306 Report >>9252234 From time to time- we usually just go snooping around though in real life for boogey woogeys and paranormal activitiy.
We know how they're made and where they come from so it's just a simple job of bringing around a UV lamp and turning the nasty ones to dust or shooting the eat-human-ones who don't die when flashed with light.
>>9252237 I accidentally shot a psychic who could control ice/water vapor. I don't know if he could manual control the tempature of things with his mind or what.
But yeah, my glasses fogged up. I panicked. And I shot him in the foot.
That is also why I was put on probation.
>>9252240 I don't know enough and we usually leave psychics alone unless they're "gifted" or paticularly spirited.
We have a bunch of public "tests" and "grants" to weed them out though.
>>9252242 No. some Anon suggested that.
We really don't know anything about ghosts.
>>9252250 >Is it possible to summon demons? Yes and no. Grimories were written under the pretence of being able to summon demons. But really all they do is the equivalent of a spiritual craigslist add.
>I don't want to know how or anything, just wondering if it's possible. And if someone did try to summon a demon, and it can work, is it possible that it will come back like fifty years later or something and bother that person? Sometimes. It takes a good deal of faith to initially create a demon, but once it's made it's made. They can live for as long as they have faith.
>Also, does karma or whatever exist? What goes around comes around? I don't actually know.
>And how accurate is Wicca? They're just another group that feeds another thought monster. Nothing special.
Stoned Anon
>>9252164 So if someone just goes around doing paranormal investigation on their own there's a decent chance they might run into one of your teams?
Are you guys likely to talk to civilians or do you usually brush them off and tell them there's nothing to see?
I'm looking for a way to get the American department's attention that doesn't involve fucking up so badly I need their help.
Anonymous
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>>9252306 Oh, really? Well I'm really not interested at all in getting weeded out or anything through 'tests' or 'grants', I just want to learn how to expand what I have. But alright, thanks anyway!
Anonymous
>>9251955 How do you think someone would go about to achieve enlightenment?
What is the most powerful entity that you think actually exists?(not being the all powerful almighty creator)
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Field was too long. Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 06:44:00 No. 9252407 Report >>9252292 >OP, although I am skeptical of how real you are and how credible your information is, the fact you've been able to take on a barrage of questions this large and answer them with some pretty feasible answers, does have me quite impressed. There is an entire world I'd like to share with you. And you guys allow me to do it.
>Why doesn't your organization make it a point to educate society about the paranormal that we SHOULD be on the look out for? Things that could become a potential danger? Similar shitty reasons to why marijuana is still illegal.
We don't want people knowing the power of Faith and that all of existance is about as delicate as a saturday evening anime like evangelion or escaflowne- where we could all turn into tomato soup over fucking nothing.
>If werewolves and vampires have a confirmed existence, why aren't we being warned to protect ourselves, if your organization is supposedly for the "defense"? Why aren't these things being discussed and taught in schools? We started innoculating children in 2006 for lycanthropy. We hope to pretty much exterminate it so we don't HAVE to tell you guys about it.
>Space whales surely have some kind of impact on our knowledge and the laws of physics, yet they've never been mentioned in any kind of educational physics curriculum, that I know of at least. Tunguska event. Look it up on wikipedia.
For the most part The russians learned everything they knew about space and nuclear energy when they disected it's body.
It's just better for the average person if we don't worry them about these things.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 06:48:00 No. 9252428 Report >>9252263 I share an office with all the other kennel workers in my department. We get our own lockers and there's a cafeteria.
We usually only keep "sheltered" or pound animals in cages and werepeople who're turning.
I can't say anything for sure about extra dimensions
>>9252319 In canada we usually tell citizens whats going on in very subtle terms: prisoner attack, animal control, "pest" control. If it sounds like something casual yet it's handled seriously- it's us.
I don't know what America does- I'm under the impression they just ignore the citizens and fucking waltz into danger.
Anonymous
>>9252428 Ok.
What do you do with the wild monsters that are being holded for any reason.
(Not werewolves nor vampires, just things like fairies and other kind of animals)
Anonymous
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>>9246074 >dated a demon on accident and they gave me a job. I used to work in the Kennels but now I work mostly in the Werewolf detox/drunk tank thingy. Stopped reading there
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9252407 And I thank you for your response, as well as your dedicated service to Canada. But, something just doesn't make sense. Your organization cannot disclose any information on werewolves or vampires to help us protect ourselves, because of these supposed "laws." (And I'm not talking about the bigger picture, like imagining things into existence, stuff that could immediately hurt us, e.g. werewolves/demons) However, your supervisor gives you permission to share the information about the said beings, and more, on the internet? Where it can be documented then shared quickly and spread widely? That doesn't really click.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 06:57:00 No. 9252493 Report Quoted By:
>>9252352 You wouldn't want enlightenment. It isn't "good."
>>9252457 We usually Pen only Chimeras and Small dinosaurs we confiscate from the illegal animal trade that occasionally happens in china town or other foreign markets. We also hold wild Paranormal animals that wander into town and release them back into the wild.
We try to do the same for the small dinosaurs as well or we just hand them over to the British Columbian Branch.
We can usually find plenty of responcible homes though for the Chimeras.
Anonymous
Now, after living in Arizona for a long fucking time I know some crazy shit HAS to go down here.
Anonymous
Do tarot cards actually work if in the "proper" hands?
Anonymous
>>9252457 Oh but I do,
what is so bad about it?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 07:06:00 No. 9252558 Report >>9252475 Fartsniff poolord.
>>9252486 The disclosion laws are backwards.
I'm allowed to talk about things on a personal basis given no one will beileve me due to me having no credibility.
We also spread a lot of missinformation to reinforce that.
The government itself and our organisation cannot however reveal anything until given the go.
>>9252501 >Lives in Arizona >doesn't want vague responces >I'm in Alberta Canada I'm not a miracle worker.
Pick like, one thing at a time and then I can be of use.
>>9252509 No.
Tarot cards and uiji boards are bullshit.
>>9252527 You wouldn't be the same person you are now.
It'd be like getting a lobotamy.
Anonymous
>>9252558 Fair enough.
Phoenix, Arizona.
Since you're the expert here YOU pick something in my area that would induce aforementioned pants-wetting.
Anonymous
>>9252558 So tarot and Ouija is bullshit. If the human mind can create tulpas, etc., then why couldn't it cause tarot or Ouija to work? Like for Ouija, if it's a group of people who believe in it, why couldn't their collective consciousness create a channel to communicate (not necessarily with the dead), but with some sort of paranormal creature? Or if the dealer of tarot truly believes 100% that it works (and maybe the receiver of the telling), why can't they see what will happen? Like if there are psychics, why can't they just use tarot as a sort of medium?
Anonymous
>>9252558 >uiji boards are bullshit. Sorry but you've just proved to me that you aren't genuine. Me and my family use ouija boards to speak to our relatives. If you had said this was some kind of faith based thing then I may have believed you.
Thanks for the read though OP, it's been very enjoyable.
Anonymous
Do you have any information on paranormal goings-on in Denmark?
Got anything for Virginia, USA? Also wondering if any Were peeps are running around here. OP, this thread gives me hope for /x/, so thank you.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 07:23:00 No. 9252655 Report >>9252590 >>9252594 If you don't want me spoiling the magic you're welcome to go back to watching wrestling and palor magic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor_effect Thats all that Ouiji Boards are.
You cannot communicate with "the dead."
Ghosts are not dead people.
Dead things stay Dead.
>>9252590 The only reason why I'm just ousting it flat out is you can't predict the future.
Atleast from my understanding.
Like it's far too conviluted: if you predict the future are you just saying things and ergo making them happen, or will this shit happen either way. Etc.. etc.
>>9252583 You have a subspecies of Skunk ape.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogollon_Monster They're aren't as docile as their northern counterparts.
And I'd imagine you also have jackelopes, but every fucking southern state has jackelopes.
>>9252601 You're in that little belt of eastern europe where there's a lot of pixies, borrowers, brownies, kobolds, gnomes and other "house" monsters.
>>9252604 Were people are everywhere They're a constant.
I think virginia has Mothmans er.. they're like a kite sized moth that flashes predators with like incredibly bright iridescent light.
Anonymous
is it possible to be a monster of any sort without realizing it?
Anonymous
OP what can you tell me about New Zealand? We don't have any risk of predators, but I have a feeling there may be something more to our poor little country.
Anonymous
Is there annnyyy sort of afterlife? Or is this all there is?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 07:30:00 No. 9252702 Report >>9252661 I think so.
Some monsters are so well immersed into society that they have kids and the kids pretty much are non the wiser even though they can have fangs, horns, tails, claws, fur, weird "eyes".
Even when they're born they're just passed of as regular babies and the horns, tails, and anything else thats "safe" to get rid of is just chopped off.
>>9252664 You used to have small dinosaurs up until the 1800's. Then colonization drove them extinct.
I think you guys still have a small population of bunyips- but I think that might be tasmania.
>>9252667 We don't know.
Anonymous
>>9252655 Sorry OP but I'm still not buying your opinion on Ouija. That article you posted would only make sense if it was one person, not a group of people.
Anonymous
anything you know about B.C.'s northwest coast? especially in the old growths near alaska. gitxsan here by the way, anything related to us or other coastal nations?
Anonymous
>>9252702 Yeah Bunyips are completely Australian, now that I think about it there's rumor of a big black cat the size of a small delivery truck in the southern island of our country.
Do you know if New Zealand has a Paranormal research and defense group of its own? or do we run in league with the Australian Branch.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 07:41:00 No. 9252777 Report >>9252736 Really what it just widdles down to is you can't communicate with the dead.
The dead are dead.
We don't know shit about what happens after death.
>>9252747 We've had a huge issue with the Manticores up there.
Other then that it's "alright" it's still a very thick and unexplored wilderness just full of unique monsters and othter creatures left to stew on native folklore.
Yeah, I remember something about the Mothman and some bridge collapsing. What about imported animal/monsters? I know there are some Panthers running around in the Shenandoah valley.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 07:47:00 No. 9252808 Report Quoted By:
>>9252754 You probably have your own.
What you're suggesting is if like Australia and New Zealand shared the same Navy or Secret service and I think that would be insulting to your country.
>there's rumor of a big black cat the size of a small delivery truck in the southern island of our country. This sounds like it could just be an escaped leopard or panther.
Often times it isn't always paranormal animals or what have you- sometimes it's just ordinary ones given a little "extra" back story.
You could flip the london isles upside down and shake it and all sorts of exotic animals would fall out of the urban areas.
Anonymous
>>9252777 what is a manticore really (i googled it) and could it be associated with the many unexplained missing persons up here? how bad was the problem or is it still an issue?
Anonymous
Fuck it I'll be honest, I don't believe the vast majority of this. OP you present some very interesting philosophical points but I don't you are actually who you claim to be. But I will give it to you, you are a very good writer with great imagination, even though you're a bit arrogant.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 07:51:00 No. 9252840 Report >>9252791 Imported exotic animals are a universal issue.
I wouldn't put it past it to have two big fat mits worth of normal exotic animals roaming around any given state that are just escapees.
>>9252817 North american Manticore is basically A small cat.
It has the Body of a black lynx, the face of a native man, and the tail of either a porcupine or a scorpion.
Manticores are pecuilar in that they will eat their whole victim with the exception of 1 part.
The most famous example is the indian/philipino or eastern manticore that eats everything but clothes. I mean they all don't eat clothes but this paticular species very carefully stripped it's victims.
Anonymous
>>9252840 Do you know any specifics about any of the unique monsters associated with the indigenous peoples of the northwest? or any indigenous peoples and their beliefs of these beings?
Anonymous
>>9252886 you don't have to answer, get your sleep pal. thanks for the thread, you've given me some new angles.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 08:01:00 No. 9252909 Report >>9252828 >even though you're a bit arrogant. I try not to come off as arrogant.
I really don't mean to.
Too many paranormal people come on here and play up their full body animal herpes as something romantic, mysterious, and to be pitied and glorified.
When they could really just go to an antique store or a jewerly shop and buy like a pure silver/copper/gold ring using their savings and bam.
Problem solved.
>>9252886 I mostly deal in issues that concern the urban scene and the idigenous managry of monsters is incredibly long and varied -BUT.
I do know that Natives were the only ones who could become Werebison and that Wendigo or the cannabil thing used to be a huge issue over in the north until we braught them television.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 08:05:00 No. 9252943 Report >>9252907 I'll be on and off all night.
I wasn't expecting the amount of people to still keep this original thread alive- we almost have 300 fucking posts.
It's only 8:04pm where I am.
Anonymous
>>9252943 if your gonna stick around, I wanna hear some more about the feet. is that the one part they won't eat?
Anonymous
>>9252909 Do you ever use (or know of cases where it is used) the magic/mythologies of an indigenous people to fight these things? Like if us here in the states used Native American knowledge to fight a skinwalker? Or is it mostly shoot the bad thing, call in the occasional psychic and deal with the whole mess blue collar badass style?
Also, do skinwalkers/yee naaldlooshii exist?
Anonymous
sir.. this enlightenment intrigues me so, I don't care if it changes me as a person.. I wish to know how to achieve it
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 08:13:00 No. 9253002 Report >>9252956 >thats the one part they won't eat. "What a funny thing to say Anon. What would give you that idea?"
>>9252961 I think Skin walkers might just be their term for werepeople.
Native populations seem to suffer from a lot of other smaller or niche wereanimals.
Like you don't really hear of anyone becoming a werebison or a werehyena but it happens.
Not to "White" people though.
I think it might just be cultural barriers producing immunities.
>if your gonna stick around, I'll be on and off, but yeah.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 08:19:00 No. 9253035 Report >>9252961 Oh, shit, sorry. The other part.
Yes, actually.
We use inncoluated werepeople to hunt for werepeople and we use psychics and monsters occasional to hunt down "thought" monsters and the like.
We use native intelligence just to learn how to kill something or know about how it works. But for the most part almost everything dies when you shoot it enough.
>>9252977 We don't share it because we don't want you to know how for your own safety and because it might trigger nirvana/human psychic singularity thingy.
Anonymous
OP I asked about info on Denmark...you answer that i am in eastern europe? Come on, Denmark is scandinavia...
Anonymous
What exactly is a borrower? Is there a way to figure out if they inhabit your home?
Anonymous
>>9253035 The use of monsters is intriguing. Ever pit a boogeyman against a boogeyman to get rid of them, or a god against a god and just clean up the aftermath. Like, have one destroy the other then get rid of the second wounded one?
Anonymous
>>9253002 I have no idea how I reached such a conclusion, perhaps it is the unseasonably Hot weather getting to my head?
but about those manticores. Have they been in those parts long (which I would assume yes due to their native man faces?) how would you classify these creatures.
Anonymous
>>9253127 also how to hunt one?
I second this guy on your integrity:
>>9253113 Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 08:34:00 No. 9253170 Report Quoted By:
>>9253102 >just called denmark eastern europe. Sorry, I only relised how fucking offensive that was.
Basically what I ment was pic related.
There's a huge fucking chunk of europe thats just swimming with borrowers, fairies, brownies, kobolds, and the like.
While the northern part is filled with an abnormal amount of trolls.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 08:44:00 No. 9253239 Report >>9253113 Borrowers are just little fairies that live inside homes.
They're like mice only they build little homes inside homes to live in.
They're next to impossible to know if you have them.
A very subtle sign is mice traps going off with no mice in them and the food missing or the traps not going off at all and the food STILL missing.
>>9253121 Bogeyman can be killed with UV lights, but I get what you're saying.
We usually just bring in someone sufficiently "crazy" to just make the thought monster "sick" when we have it cornered.
We rarely if ever fight fire with fire- it usually just makes bigger fires.
>>9253127 Manticores are pretty much natives themselves.
They're a standard paranormal creature: No fossil record what so ever- they just seem to "exist."
>>9253168 You'd hunt it like any other animal: traps, stalking, I hear beagles and poodles are really good at sniffing them out.
>>9253168 >>9253113 I do it for you people.
Anonymous
this thread is so full of bullshit it hurts.
Anonymous
>>9253239 Very good to know, i'm quite the hunter myself.
anything tricky to watch out for regarding the tail and such (poisons possibly)? are people their primary prey or other animals too? I might know a certain area around a highway (hitchhiker as an easy meal at night?)... but maybe you guys already took care of it.
my first time on /x/, don't mind me.
Anonymous
Can a person really have sex with an incubus or a succubus?
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>>9253239 Any chance you'd be willing to shoot me an email? I'm interested in beginning to network in this field, hopefully I can start making some good connection and at the least learn a lot.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 08:58:00 No. 9253371 Report Quoted By:
>>9253287 Why always the movie examples?
Why doesn't anyone read books.
Books are a thing.
You can open them and they have words in them.
Anyway.
Borrowers is just a cute named coined for house Fairies.
Like space whales, or hobbits for those fucking skeleton fossils on that island.
Also, thank you for bumping the thread. I promised myself I wouldn't do it myself.
Anonymous
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first time i ever used a movie as an example. And yes I read a shit load of books.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 09:02:00 No. 9253430 Report >>9253331 They generally don't eat people- it's just when they DO eat people is when everything starts to get exciting.
If it's scorpion then they usually have a slight numbing poison to keep you paralyzed so they can just suffocate you through a bite to the neck.
If they have quills the poison is just ment to slow you down so they can climb onto and bite etc..
I'd suggest bringing a dog or not going a lone.
The venom isn't deadly and wears off in 20 minutes.
>>9253344 Yes, but it'll leave you drained and listless- they'll still keep going. They don't care.
You can tell if someones been at is since they usually develop like, horrible rashes, burns, and claw marks.
Anonymous
have you met anyone that has ever been enlightened?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Is the demigod guy on /x/ legit/ Or nah?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 09:18:00 No. 9253568 Report >>9253475 >>9253480 >>9253496 A god is just a big ol' thought monster.
You can't become a thought monster.
The exception to the rule would be Buddha, but we don't fully understand what happend to him.
ANYWAY.
>have you met anyone that has ever been enlightened? Er, yes and know.
All the psychics knew about him the instant it happend and then the normal people were alerted about it.. on the building intercom.
It's really difficult to explain, but it isn't anything like just as simple as, "I know all, I see all, I know no desires or wants."
>Is the demigod guy on /x/ legit/ Or nah? You can answer this one yourself.
If he was enlightened. Why would he care about the internet, you, or anything else? He's enlightened.
Anonymons
what do you know about the Royal Paranormal Society?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 09:29:00 No. 9253638 Report Quoted By:
>>9253614 Sounds like something out of my jurisdiction and something I'm not allowed to talk about.
Anonymous
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>>9253614 I heard they used to be based out of London....
Anonymous
What kind of things can you find in Caribbean islands?
Anonymous
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>>9253614 And that they deal with aliens a lot...?
Anonymous
that is sounds advice, thanks alot.
>>9253430 Just out of curiosity, have you ever had a run-in with a north american manticore? or do you know anyone? how did it feel it look at it's face?
Anonymous
>>9253568 "To reply. His understanding of enlightenment is a bit flawed, it doesn't mean that you become too good for people, if anything, an enlightened person would have more compassion and want to help people. A god is not a thought monster. Also, he equates being a demigod and being enlightened. When you get a promotion, do you stop hanging out with your old friends? It's basically the same thing."
On
>>9253671 Anonymous
>>9246133 When the country is troubled?
This is sounding pretty off to me. Something huge from space threatens the world and each country looks out for itself?
1. You don't have a space program, I would assume you would work with 'Merica
2. Who stops space whales when they are going to hit water? You know most of the earth? Or have governments just been leaving them and somehow we ALL didn't notice? Who protects countries without your version of that job?
Left too big a hole right there.
absentMage !!b+zO3jp8bKJ
What is enlightenment?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 09:42:00 No. 9253725 Report Quoted By:
>>9253659 I don't really know to be honest.
Naga immigrants?
I haven't got a clue, they're one of the few places I don't actually look into that much.
Like, I know they have a HUGE beaver problem, but thats it.
>>9253677 Me and my Supervisor were chasing one out of town this summer when it came within city limits.
It got him in the thigh with a few quills but for the most part we managed to tranq and bag it.
>>9253681 You also need to understand that a God/Angel and even an elightend person's logic is flawed.
There sense of what is "good" for you is similar to what the robots thought in I-robot when they put humanity under house arrest.
Anonymous
would taking shrooms give me or amplify psychic powers in the right doses?
Anonymous
Is it just me, or has Paranormal Janitor's grammar gotten progressively worse?
absentMage !!b+zO3jp8bKJ
Where are space whales in the sky? could I see them? you say they're beautiful, what do they look like? are there pictures?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 09:50:00 No. 9253784 Report >>9253701 We do pitch in when space whales become a threat but for the most part: wherever it lands gets to pick at it.
It's really more of a last minute thing. We haven't really thought much about it.
Not all government plans are exactly well thought out an elegent.
>>9253719 Tough to explain.
The doomsday kind is human psychic singularity or whatever and on the singular basis it's basically.. well I can't think of a good "code" name for it.
You'd turn into an ant. I don't understand why I have to be so blunt with this.
>>9253734 Yes, actually.
Not cocain or acid or shit like that but actual "shaman" drugs are designed for just such purposes.
They're ment to make even the most "immune" person suseptible or at the least sensative to psychic abilities.
>>9253747 It isn't just you.
I'm running out of steam.
Anonymous
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>>9253659 This guy here again. There seems to be some Chupacabra and siguapa (women with backwards feet that live in caves and go to villages for food).
Also, a story from a groundskeeper I met a few years ago. He was camping in a mountain alone a long time ago (at an altitude of roughly 2800m if it matters) with a dog. His dog suddenly freaked the fuck out and scampered scared with him; at the same time, he heard some kind of banging (kinda metallic, more of something banging the trees) that gradually got closer and closer and then just went away. What could've that been?
Stoned Anon
>>9253784 Is there a way to report sightings of monsters or other creatures? I investigate this stuff a lot on my own and would love to be able to give you guys, or similar agencies, a hand.
Anonymons
ever encounter an anime character come to life because some nerd wanted to fuck their waifu?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 10:02:00 No. 9253871 Report >>9253769 >Where are space whales in the sky? could I see them? you say they're beautiful, what do they look like? are there pictures? They kind of look like whales, but thats only because I lack an appropriate animal to compare them too. They're beautiful since they only come even close to the earths atmosphere to shed.
The cast off falls into our atmosphere and burns up releasing these amazing colours as it descends.
They can show up anywhere in the sky- it doesn't really matter.
>and eldrich abominations, which ones exist, like, cthuhlu and stuff? I'm rather interested, A list would suffice if at all possible Too many to list off, but there's usually atleast one big one for every mental disorder.
>Why do you seem to not like living rooms, could you give me something to read up on these "living objects", like, from what I am reading on here, I could say "good xbox, you make me win" and I'll be a god in call of duty, just wondering, because I suck at call of duty, and that would rock my socks... How are they scary? @livingrooms They're like.
They don't like you.
They don't like you and they're basically in charge of what goes on inside themselves.
You could try to open one of their doors to get out and it'll be the closet or something.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 10:05:00 No. 9253901 Report >>9253844 If you keep at it you'll eventually just run into us.
We kind of wish we could activly accept calls from the local population but we're afraid it might undermine our work.
>>9253868 NO BUT THAT IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING THOUGHT.
absentMage !!b+zO3jp8bKJ
>>9253871 could you possibly give me some reading material on the whales and eldrich horrors?
I guess the horrors are like "the skitzo monster" and "the MPD creature" not like cthulhu, do they travel the universe?
also, are the whales REALLY big? like should there be a black spot in my telescope while I am looking in space?
@living rooms
oh shit that sounds like a load of fuck that I don't want to deal with. but, on the xbox thing, is that possible, or am I just dreaming of some day me actually being able to "pwn some noobs" or "frag" someone
SlutFromTheFuture2080 !I2btWOD6Bo
What does your department think of
Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5.
It's time to say goodbye. Highly Paranormal Janitor !pCOzL4lF5. Tue 03 Jan 2012 11:12:00 No. 9254370 Report >>9253987 >>9254312 Sorry guys, I think two days is enough.
I'm just gonna let the thread die.
I'll see you guys when I see ya.
SlutFromTheFuture2080 !I2btWOD6Bo
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>>9254370 I am pregnance with our child. Its name is Maureen.
Anonymous
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>>9254370 Thanks for taking the time.
Also, don't look outside...
Stoned Anon
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>>9253901 Makes sense, if you guys had a public hotline you'd constantly be getting calls from everyone 'dat dun seen a bigfoot'.
No offense meant by that comment.
