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Drunk w/ Demons

!DONKgBgfoM No.9332354 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ask a guy who gets drunk with a demon anything.

I've done this a few times now. If you're curious about drinking with mystical creatures I'm the guy to go to. (Sort of. I don't really know a lot about this shit I just prefer not to drink alone.)

To answer some previous questions right off the bat:
- Yes, I drink with what I perceive to be a demon. Other people interact with him but don't seem to recognize that he is a demon.
- He can physically interact with the world as far as I can tell.
- I prefer bourbon.
- He says he's quite old. Speaks like English is his second language.
- He also says that Jesus didn't die on the cross.