the archived thread of this was spectacular so let's try it again.
>memories that make no sense.

i remember being in nursery school in a big hall watching the aristocats with my class. i'm sat right at the back and everyone's facing the screen paying attention so i figure it's the perfect opportunity to pick my nose. i go at it and then i remember my finger bumping something hard way up there - it felt like bone - so i pinched it and managed to pull it out. it was red, completely dry, a slab about an inch or so big, and it had what looked like veins and muscle tissue running across it. i just sat there looking at it thinking oh shit is this my brain? i didn't know what to do with it so i just left it there on the floor. i have absolutely no idea.

also i once dreamt of playing ocarina of time (the bit with the redeads) years before i'd even even heard of it.