Anonymous
Anything on humanoids with very wide eyes and an eery gait about them?
Anonymous
>>9574683 hey there im from canada too, btw what is this burea, never heard of it before, is it related to goverment?
Anonymous
Tell me some of what you have learned over the past year of working in Doucheland Paranormal research
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 13:35:00 No. 9574704 Report >>9574693 Could be anything from Boogey men to were-people. You'll have to be a little more specific I'm afraid.
Anonymous
demons real ?
Anonymous
why do I wake up with a boner?
Anonymous
How do I speak with multi-dimensional beings?
Scary
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 13:40:00 No. 9574738 Report >>9574702 I learned how to clean and look after a wide erray of animals, small arms (hand gun) safety and use, and how to use a radio.
>>9574699 It's a government run organization to deal with the paranormal. Every country has one in some way or another.
>>9574715 >demons real ? Yes.
>link to your site ? Wouldn't do it even if I could- This gig offers health care, pension, and the potential to retire as young as 35.
>what's 'hot' mean ? Example ? Anything that hasen't been ingrained as urban legend already. Or information that would be detrimental to what we do.
Anonymous
How did you get into your position?
Anonymous
>>9574738 How do I get this job ? In the U.S. or Canada ?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 13:42:00 No. 9574748 Report Quoted By:
>>9574737 There's also a part 1 and there's a part 3 floating around somewhere that lasted for 3 days.
>>9574717 Everybody does- even women. Thats natural.
>>9574727 We don't actually know that much about "multi-dimensional" nonsense.... as bad as that sounds.
>Is Satan real? Yes, he's actually very nice.
Anonymous
2 parter:
Anonymous
what the fuck is Stephen King?
Anonymous
So, how'd you get involved with your field?
Scary
>>9574738 What would these "Paranormal" things be? Why does there need to be a whole defense facility for it?
Are Fairys real? :3
Do you use this radio often?
What have you heard on this radio?
Anonymous
>>9574761 Earlier post he said something about dating a demon woman... or something
What weapons do you use? Do you have any special kinds of weapons?
Anonymous
Scary
Be specific on the animals you care for and why are they being researched. What have they or you learned about said animals?
Anonymous
how do I contact Satan?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 13:50:00 No. 9574792 Report >>9574757 Isn't he a horror fiction writer?
>>9574746 >How did you get into your position? Drafted after I had a paranormal encounter.
>What did you know BEFORE joining? Nothing.
>What's the most interesting (to you) thing you've learned that you can share? Too much- just ask me what you specifically want to know and I'll let you know in detail.
>>9574747 We do sweeping drafts of the private and public sector. We recruit: soldiers, zookeepers, biologists, shelter employees, physicist, engineers, psychologists, zoologists, astrologists. Hell, we even have a couple of writers. And other times we just recruit/draft people who've had paranormal encounters.
>>9574756 I haven't touched Die hard yet. I think I saw some when I was a kid with my father, but I think I just ended up falling asleep on his gut.
>Are there a race of people who can only be harmed by glass or superficial gunshot wounds? Almost everything we deal with can be killed simply by shooting it.
You'd be suprised. It's really just more about "believing" you've shot it then anything.
Anonymous
What paranormal encounter did you have and why did they draft you for it?
Anonymous
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>>9574799 he went on a date with a demon chick then got propositioned for the job
Anonymous
If i were to and with john would suspicions be for the time it went to the station?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 13:56:00 No. 9574823 Report >>9574783 I've taken care of: Dinosaurs, were-people, chimeras, living items, manticores, paranormal animals, and have killed 1 imaginary friend and 1 elderitch abomination.
>>9574765 It's more of a walkey talkey thing then a "radio." We just call them radios.
We use them for two reasons: they're just easy to use, and they piss of psychics, makes it harder for them to "listen."
>Are Fairys real? :3 Yes, actually.
>>9574769 >What weapons do you use? Do you have any special kinds of weapons? I was personally issued a glock 17, but we use anything from military grade weaponry. It all depends on "how" you use it more of "what" you use.
>>9574775 They usually come to you- you have to be pretty devout though.
Anonymous
How do I do something paranormal? Like see auras, read people's thoughts... etc?
Scary
>>9574823 Maticores?
And have you had to take care of fairies?
Anonymous
i remember when you were posting and some ass was trolling and you admitted your just a roleplayer.................. ugh.
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This requires it's own post. Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:01:00 No. 9574847 Report >>9574788 >how do I contact Satan? >What was he like? Satan, baphomet, or the great he-goat is one of the nicest Thought beasts we know of. This is more of a personal opinion, but even under his proffesional "profile" he's classified as "benevolent" as opposed to yahweh, so maybe he's just rung in with a bad crowd.
Too make a long story short- he simply wants to end the cycle of thought beasts and gods. All while full well knowing that this will cause his own death.
With this said, this causes him to be one of the most humble fucking thought monsters you're going to find- he finds people worshiping him absolutely heart breaking.
Anonymous
Scary
>>9574843 >Leavz Thanks for ruining the fun, even though it's obvious.
Anonymous
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>>9574852 ruining? or creating my own?
Scary
Anonymous
>>9574843 yeah i seem to remember this, was I the troll?
man i troll too much.
Anonymous
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:05:00 No. 9574869 Report >>9574820 Then you would be a john.
>>9574837 Face of a Native. Body of a black lynx or bob cat and the tail of a porcupine or scorpion depending on the area.
>And have you had to take care of fairies? No, and I don't think you "can." They're more of like some sort of out-of-water sentient jellyfish/butterfly/plankton thing.
>>9574843 You're all welcome to form your own theories and opinions about me.
You guys let me vent and I respect my audience for that.
Anonymous
>>9574847 heartbreaking in a good or a bad way? too ambiguous with words
Anonymous
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>>9574862 well we are all part of the same concousness, so in a sense, yes; yes you were.
Anonymous
>>9574823 Alright, I'll go with it. So, if demons are real, and Satan's real, what of god?
Anonymous
>>9574869 unless magic satan was mindfucking me i saw you post that you were roleplaying soooo, unless cave trolls and tiny dinosaurs put you up to ittttt.....
Anonymous
>>9574847 i wouldn't trust any of them. they always lie, every story i've heard.
maybe he wants you to think that hes nice and humble and all that.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:10:00 No. 9574893 Report >>9574870 Well, he's trying to "end" the cycle.
The whole fruit, apple, forbidden, knowledge thing was always an anology for losing faith and casting off Gods and spirituality to end the reign of gods and monsters before it even begane.
Heart breaking in the sense, "Holy shit, what are you doing to yourselves."
Anonymous
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>>9574893 Seems reasonable. Kinda like doing something embarrassing at work, and coworkers still go on about it... Except, obviously, on a much bigger level.
Anonymous
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>>9574893 >mfw he thinks satan is a benevolent being >go to bed roleplayer and leave the satan talk for luciferians. Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl
Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:14:00 No. 9574911 Report >>9574889 >unless cave trolls and tiny dinosaurs put you up to ittttt..... That made me laugh harder then it should have.
>>9574886 Yahweh?
He sits and festers on all the faith of the "western" religions. He's made up of the father, the son, and the holy ghost, but they're all essentially the same monster. He's been alive since civilization begane.
>>9574892 That was our first guess too- but it doesn't really work like that. "Evil" gods just feed off of different spectrums of faith and Satan himself is suicidal by intent- not nature...It's complicated.
Anonymous
>>9574911 I figured they were essentially the same being. What about Jesus? Was that just Yahweh stopping by for a visit?
Anonymous
You're really doing this on 4chan at this fucking hour? How fucking pathetic are you?
Anonymous
>>9574911 that Yahweh comment didnt even make sense... the truth is collective consciousness brah.
Spread some enlightenment why dont ya?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:23:00 No. 9574943 Report >>9574925 No.
A god cannot take physical form in the traditional sense of just appearing as a person.
Christ was most likely a normal person just hitching a ride on the prophet band wagon and his "legacy" produced christianity etc..
In the end all that did was further yahweh's intensions and ensure his existance- if it wasn't jesus he would still only be feeding off the jewish religion.
>>9574831 >How do I do something paranormal? Like see auras, read people's thoughts... etc? Aura's aren't "real".
The easiest thing you could do is have an encounter with a vampire, fairy, or other urban monster.
One of the janitor's is a native man who got into a fist fight with a vampire and won. After he served his time for assault we hired him.
>Share something cool. Okay.
Anonymous
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>>9574932 To be fair, whether it's legit or not, he might just be used to these hours.
Anonymous
>>9574943 What exactly would an "Urban Monster" entail? I mean, what would that be?
Anonymous
>>9574943 >One of the janitor's is a native man who got into a fist fight with a vampire and won. After he served his time for assault we hired him. >mfw when i read this >just post up some stories of this kind of crap in detail because that my friend was HILARIOUS. Scary
>>9574943 I can see auras...
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:30:00 No. 9574963 Report >>9574933 >collective consciousness Thats a whole other can of worms. We have an entire section of our work force devoted to preventing that from happening.
It isn't what you think it is.
And it's aweful.
>>9574951 An Urban monster is anything that can or depends on living in an area that's heavily populated by humans.
Things like: Fairies, brownies/borrowers, Trolls, Vampires, Were-people, living items, chimeras, "monsters," and imaginary friends.
Anonymous
I seriously have an imaginary friend I created when I was 14 and homeschooled..
Anonymous
>>9574963 I can understand that, it made sense, but do were-people and trolls really need to be around many people? Don't they just eat... whatever's around?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:34:00 No. 9574977 Report Quoted By:
>>9574955 He was drunk and the vampire was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Not much of a story really- he just cleaned his clock.
>>9574958 I ment it in the "spiritual" sense. Seeing "auras" is a really rudimentary/primitive psychic ability. You're basically seeing sweat vapor trails.
>>9574972 You've already acknowledged she's imaginary and broke the first rule.
So, she probably doesn't "exist" anymore. You need to keep in mind this is all faith based stuff.
Scary
Anonymous
>>9574963 have you ever felt it? its just love, the only thing that makes sense. stop being a ninny and feel dat love man. its so good you have no idea about dat shit if you sayin it bad. IGHT NIGGA YEE DAWG? SON PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKACHU THUNDER LIGHTING WIND SLIME SPEW PEWPEWPEW
Anonymous
Have there been increased activity lately?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:39:00 No. 9574995 Report Quoted By:
>>9574975 Were-people can't help it. They usually end up in Human dominated/inhabitated places through happistance.
Trolls are just unlucky.
>>9574980 Didn't you read it?
>>9574981 >WIND SLIME HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
>>9574989 Yes.
Anonymous
Is there a way to know if a vampire is nearby? Are they thosee people that give off bad vibes? What do vampires usually do when they are hostile toward a human being? Are vampires more like animals, or people?
Bullshit thread general? Bullshit thread general.
Anonymous
What are Black eyed kids?
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>>9575006 >What are Black eyed kids? fags
>How about shadow people? fag inventions
>Are there really cities on the moon? yes
>Were there civilizations before us? plenty
Anonymous
>>9574999 Meh, whether it's true or not, it's still kinda fun. The mythology itself is just ripe for a novel series.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:46:00 No. 9575018 Report >>9574997 >vampires. They're like normal people for the most part. They have really noticably pale skin, direct sun exposure will burn/kill them and they can't enter a home that is "owned" without said owner's permission.
The only "special" power vampires have is that as long as they drink a pint of human blood a month- they can potentially live for twice a normal humans life span. They also do not visibly age.
>>9575006 >What are Black eyed kids? Probably some kind of "new" monster.
>How about shadow people? Standard bogeyman. Can be killed with a U.V Light.
>Are there really cities on the moon? Space isn't our department, but probably not.
>Are there civilizations before us? Yes and no. Pic related.
Anonymous
>>9575018 By "New" monsters, do you mean newly discovered monsters, or some kind of crossbreed or something?
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>>9575016 Sure. But this self-orchestration and faggotry belongs to god damn /soc/. Nuff said.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 14:55:00 No. 9575049 Report >>9575035 Monsters aren't exactly a "science." You can have biotic monsters that are just really genetic oddities that we don't really "know" anything about yet or they can be super natural in origin.
A person is considered a "monster" by our standards if they fit into these two catagories.
Bogeymen, Trolls, demons, angels, and vampires are all Super natural "monsters."
and stuff like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis Is an example of a biological one. This "used" to be considered a monster.
With this said, a lot of monsters walk around in braud day-light and due to modern day standards and human rights, they often have perfectly happy and normal lives.
Anonymous
>>9575018 Are there any cool stuff in New zealand?
What do you think about Tulpas?
Do drugs like salvia, DXM or DMT really open your mind's eye and open you up to a new dimension?
Anonymous
>>9575049 Oh, so what you're saying is that there hasn't been enough research on those Black Eyed Kids to really tell what they are?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 15:03:00 No. 9575067 Report Quoted By:
>>9575054 >Are there any cool stuff in New zealand? You guys used to have Dinosaurs before colonization, but I think you're pretty much "dry."
I remember hearing though that you've got a sizable amount of fairies and brownies/borrowers.
>What do you think about Tulpas? Just an Indian term for whats at work here.
>Do drugs like salvia, DXM or DMT really open your mind's eye and open you up to a new dimension? Yes and no. All mind altering drugs do is basically turn the part of your brain in charge of psychic ability on to over drive.
A good way to tell if someone is "immune" is if they have a hard time getting high or have a natural resistance to mind altering drugs.
>>9575058 Yes, pretty much.
We release information depending on if we find out it's just a medical condition or keep it safe if it turns out they're some sort of faith created induced horrific condition.
Anonymous
Well, you're kind of boring... I want to actually experience some paranormal things. Why do some experience the paranormal and some do not?
Franjo !!BizucNGfbUm
any paranormal stuff in croatia?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 15:14:00 No. 9575103 Report Quoted By:
>>9575076 It largely depends on how superstitious you are.
A superstitious person can anything from weekly to monthly encounters. Most superstitious people though given the current "culture" don't take if for what it is though.
While on the other hand a person who isn't will rarely if ever get an encounter.
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>>9574683 Are you in Saskatchewan or something OP?
Anonymous
/x/ has been creating thoughtforms called tulpas, do you think there are any problems with this or is this a technique that's relatively normal?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 15:26:00 No. 9575135 Report Quoted By:
>>9575099 Yes, most countries have their own division or branch or what have you.
I think Europe, though, has something similar to the U.N in terms of paranormal control though.
>Croatia Trolls and Fairies for sure. Were-people though would be a crap shoot, not familiar with the local legends and folklore.
>>9575121 I'm in Calgary.
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>>9574963 Are their individuals that are attempting to create a unified consciousness that arent part of some shadow or evil organization, just normal joes?
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>>9574943 That is fucking cool.
Im like... 15 blocks from where this guy lived?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 15:34:00 No. 9575155 Report >>9575129 Tulpas aren't anything new.
The Term Tulpa is just a hindu/indian word for thought creations and it's been going on since humanty gained sentience.
It's the "source" of paranormal stuff.
>>9575140 >Are their individuals that are attempting to create a unified consciousness that arent part of some shadow or evil organization, just normal joes? Yes and no.
It's called Nirvana/enlightenment and it's horrifying and awefull and only those who have already "obtained" it are trying to forward the cause.
It happens accidentally every now and again to some unlucky psychic and we either put them down or just let them stew depending on what it's done to them.
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I live in Minnesota and I've been encountering a lot of wind slime coming down from Canada. Is this to do with your group?
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>>9575155 You pricks, let them stew.
Its a pain in the ass. Ive seen nationwide results, its not cool.
I dont want to be dead, but are you seriously saying that the current tech my country has for dealing with shit like that is "kill them or let them live in hell"?
Thats it?
Thats what thousands of years of mankind can come up with?
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>>9575164 Im sorry, I kinda lost it.
I want to believe you, which is foolish enough, but I know somethings are true from first hand experience. Im sorry for freaking out on you there, poor taste and not what I like to be as a person.
Anonymous
>>9575155 describe your version of Nirvana/Enlightenemnt/CollectiveMind
it's like somekind of hivemind deal? Always had a feelings that shit was fishy as fuck
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 15:41:00 No. 9575175 Report >>9575164 We don't have a lot of options when it comes to psychic vegetables that want to cause a psychic apocalypse.
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>>9575155 I mean if death and hell are my options, somethings seriously wrong in the cosmos. Is there no grand creator? Is reality TRULY ultimately the will of those who seek to shape it? Even in the higher realms?
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>>9575175 Alright, nevermind.
If you group is less concerned with breaking the mold of the status quo (ie mass brainwashing of bullshit like video games, american idol, and other mass pacifiers) then killing those who have taken too much drugs and thought too much Im really not too concerned.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 15:47:00 No. 9575187 Report >>9575171 >hivemind deal In a nutshell yes.
We're mostly doing this to prevent the collapse of society as we know it and to save the billions who would be left behind.
The "deaf" as they call them. People who are immune to all these psychic nonsense.
>>9575176 Everything as far as we know is purely happistance.
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>>9575187 Im sure youve discussed it before, but where do you rank in the scheme of your force?
Are you low ranking, or mid or what?
The universe is not happistance. There is cause and effect on every level or reality.
Or am I misinterpreting what youre implying?
Anonymous
>>9575187 What is this hivemind propagated by?
I always had a theory of other beings promoting such a thing to further pacify the population, especially the spiritually capable sort, in order to use them for their own ends. With the upcoming 2012 business I wouldn't be surprised if they're amping up the recruiting rate.
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>>9575192 Also, wouldnt it be smarten to recruit and train these people who claim to have seen or experienced "nirvana"?
For years ive felt wasted. In fact I have a family member who used to be the director of the CSIS precursor. At one point was part of Trudeaus personal guard (or so he claims). I actually considered talking to him about this shit man to man once or twice, but I never did.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 15:54:00 No. 9575208 Report >>9575192 I just work in the Kennels.
>There is cause and effect on every level or reality. Or am I misinterpreting what youre implying?
We're under the impression reality is just a set of rules and existance is the "stuff" being created through every possible combination of the rules being played out... It's 4am and I'm starting to slip up.
>>9575194 We have no idea. We just know what it does to people and we know what it entitles.
Every once and a while a psychic will stop caring about everything. Stop talking. Stop everything and will start "broadcasting."
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>>9575208 Listen Ive experienced a lot of "paranormal" events first hand. With eyes and ears and touch. How would I use these experiences to get the attention of your group in order to be recruited?
Also what are human rights like in your group? Are there any? Or is it all means to ends type stuff where everything is allowed?
Anonymous
So, I have odd luck in meeting girls who have been traumatized by demons, and magicians.
Anonymous
As far as magicians go, I'm only aware that it is one because of the uncanny control over dreams. If I'm correct, I could be wrong, "astral projection" comes with the territory, as in, being able to go into someone's dream reality.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:02:00 No. 9575234 Report >>9575215 If you've had anything paticularly wild or something deemed "useful" we come and scoop you up.
We have the same rights as any other person. If I play my cards right I can walk away when I'm 35 with a fat pension with healthcare benefits provided to my spouse and children- even after my death.
I'm also allowed to walk away at any time, but I can't put this on my resume and for all intended purposes be considered unemployeed for the past 2 years.
I can however can transfer to the UFO department if I wish.
We also recieve generous holidays in the form of worker's leave every second week in order to keep our mental health intact and to keep us "fresh."
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>>9575234 Yeah yeah, anyone from canada knows that goverment jobs are cherry. I meant that if they find a person interesting does that person continue to have rights?
And how would a person be scooped up if theyve never told anyone but friends of whats happened?
Anonymous
What do you think about tarot cards and their accuracy?
Anonymous
>>9575234 Another question- are Empaths, or that type of "ability" real? I've always had a hyper focus on that kind of thing. Psychology comes naturally, practically born with understanding of the human brain.
Am I going to get in trouble for potentially messing with multiple magician/demon slaves? I feel really confident, I've studied thought forms and know how they work. Been helping people deal with rogue Tulpas for a while now, but, still haven't found a way to crack through demon/magician/alien trauma, which, could just be the backlash from project MKULTRA/ MONARCH.
Anonymous
>>9575251 Their accuracy comes with your belief, as with all "magic". That is what my experience has taught me, at least. I do multiple Tarot/rune readings daily, and they all come out correct to an uncanny degree.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:10:00 No. 9575260 Report >>9575225 >>9575229 A magician is just someone who's a good psychic.
A demon is just an angel that feeds off the faith of someone in different aspects like fear, lust, greed, etc.. etc.. They usually only target people who are "devout" though.
If we're going to be entirely honest- you can stop a psychic from bothering you by taking headache medicine or having a radio.
It sounds bullshit. We have no idea why. But turning on a radio or taking advil/tylenol seems to have an effect on them.
>>9575244 I've already covered how recruitment works.
>>9574792 Anonymous
OP kills psychics who've attained a higher density because their too "dangerous" to be left alive.
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>>9575260 Brilliance. It makes sense in an odd way- I used the term magician because that is the term I've been given. So, technically, I could undo all the damage by doing my own shit in her mind? Nothing bad, obviously.
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>>9575260 Ive read the entire thread, but youre not explaining how the government finds people who have experienced the paranormal.
I have trouble believing that every nature spirit in canada is being watched 24/7. Same with aliens and spirits.
Anonymous
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>>9575265 a person whose practically a vegetable does no good for anyone, nevermind themselves.
you call is 'higher consciousness', i call it another mishap
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:14:00 No. 9575271 Report >>9575251 Tarot cards aren't "Real" you cannot "look" into the future. You can only judge a person by their personal ticks and what not and tell them what they want to hear.
Magic is either good tech or a good psychic. A magician is usually either the "show" magic or a psychic.
>>9575252 You're gonna have to stupid talk this to me.
I work in the kennels.
I'm not paid for my intelligence.
They pay me to throw were-people in the drunk tank and feed the chimeras.
I only skim through the office encyclopedias.
>>9575257 They're only "uncanny" because you think they are with a combination of hapistance and very choice words said. They work similar to horoscropes and palm reading.
Anonymous
>>9575271 Well, stupid talk wise- Know people who feel and feed off the emotions of those around them? Like, if a depressed person is around them, they take that energy, and spread it around to everyone else- likewise for any other emotion in play.
Curious
Is heaven and hell real? If so, how do i get in heaven?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:20:00 No. 9575287 Report Quoted By:
>>9575265 Roughly 30% of the population is immune to psychic ability.
They cannot have their minds read.
They cannot hear the voice.
They cannot astral project.
They have trouble dreaming.
They will be left behind.
Do you think we should just condemn these people to rot and give into the unkown motives of some sort of psychic enigma that bares horrifying resemblence to colony collapse in bees?
>>9575267 We just scoop people up when stuff happens.
Otherwise we just scoop up people from all lines of work.
You could be going through school to become a psychologist and we might knock on your door and offer you training and a job.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:24:00 No. 9575299 Report >>9575280 We have no idea. We don't know anything about what goes on After death.
We don't even know what ghosts are- we only know they aren't dead people.
>>9575276 That doesn't sound paranormal though.
That sounds like the natural process we're ingrained with as being sociable animals- if someone is depressing you're going to be depressed.
Thats just how it all rolls out. It's the nature of the beast.
Anonymous
Anything paranormal in Malta?
Anonymous
>>9575299 Yes, I'm aware- I meant cases where it seems to happen quickly because of certain people in the crowds. Probably just imagining things-
I think how I mean it is, if someone with a stronger mind is in the crowd, and is angry, the weaker minded individuals will become angry, create a mob, and overpower the strong minds of the group. Still the natural order of things, but a quicker response and trigger because of one Empath in the crowd.
Curious
Do vampires really have super speed and strength?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:32:00 No. 9575326 Report >>9575312 Already covered vampires here.
>>9574943 They suck blood and burn/die in direct sunlight. A LOT of them go on to become successfull actors, writers, and artists given their long life spans. While we're on that topic.
>>9575300 Monsters are either born like regular people or created through faith.
Most monsters that are born don't know they're monsters though and aren't treated as such- we want it to stay that way.
>>9575307 >Empath OOOHHHH- no.
That isn't a psychic ability.
It seems like it is, but it isn't. It's just general animal/human chemistry.
You give too little credit to human nature.
We're scientists first, skeptics second, and then superstitious.
Anonymous
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>>9575326 Makes sense- thank you. I approve of your methods.
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>>9575326 If I told my family member who was once director of csis that a man was on /x/ claiming to be a chimera feeder and giving people info, how do you think he would react? What would he do?
Curious
Do you have any info on E.T.'s?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:41:00 No. 9575351 Report >>9575345 Aliens aren't our department. The people who cover that shit are a whole other creature.
We just cover "paranormal" stuff.
>>9575339 What does csis stand for?
And if anything he'd probably call bullshit- and I wouldn't think less of him.
Part of the job is making sure people call bullshit.
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>>9575351 Ok bro... Im not trying to be a dick here but you seriously work where you work and have never heard of CSIS?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Security_Intelligence_Service Its basically Canadas CIA dude...
And hes legit, you can look up his record.
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>>9575351 Heres a short article on the guy
http://circ.jmellon.com/docs/html/retired_canadian_intelligence_officer_tries_hand_at_sask_municipal _politics.html
Dude lives 3 houses from my family home. I babysat his grandchildren and house sat for him over the years.
Kinda a hardass but nice guy.
Anonymous
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So in your perception what is the proper path to go down to learn about to paranormal?
Curious
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ill make this easier & just put it in one post
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 16:48:00 No. 9575368 Report Quoted By:
>>9575357 In my own defense, it's is 5am.
And from what I'm led to believe they shouldn't know anything "too" crazy.
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Bed time! Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Tue 21 Feb 2012 17:01:00 No. 9575394 Report Night /x/.
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>>9575394 Night, thanks for the info.
Anonymous
Are you able to astral project?
Anonymous
Have you ever encountered Slendy?
Anonymous
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What is the largest number you can think of?
Anonymous
janitor, you are the worst role-player. I swear, you don't even put any effort into these, no the mention sub-par knowledge
Anonymous
Anonymous
tell me all you know about Satan
Anonymous
>>9574683 What can you tell me...about Voodoo?
Anonymous
Hey, I missed you, guy. Still seeing that girlfriend of yours?
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Oh god, it's still here. Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 03:48:00 No. 9577792 Report >>9575405 >Are you able to astral project? No. I have no psychic ability what so ever.
>Is there any inherent danger in astral projection? No. Not unless you manage to harm yourself somehow or your cat sits on your face while you do it.
>>9575415 No, but he looks like just a regular boogey man.
>>9577641 It's another form of psychic ability- this time you're only using items to basically facilitate your ability. The dolls, pins, and all that other shit don't have any added affect but convincing you you're doing it- it's essentially a moral booster.
>>9577681 No, but I still have her number.
>>9577620 Ctrl-F satan in this thread. I've covered a lot about him this time.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 03:56:00 No. 9577841 Report Quoted By:
>>9577804 >>9577821 He's talking about that song- and now I'm frantically looking for it and trying to remember what it was called.
All I can find is that stupid song from dead island.
Anonymous
>>9577792 Hi Janitor, how was work today?
Anonymous
You have any wizards working for your department?
Anonymous
Oh good, you're still here.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 04:06:00 No. 9577906 Report >>9577854 One of my coworkers forgot to wear her boots and her toes got super cold.
We had a were-animal to deal with today.
There was a drunk psychic.
That was pretty much it.
I'm thinkin' about getting a meatball sub for breakfast/lunch.
>>9577858 We have a few psychics, yes. I don't like to be around them though.
>>9577877 Thank you, I don't really do much office work anymore, so my articulation is a little RUSTY.
>Anywho, how was contact made with Satan? Can you actually interact with deities (for lack of a better term)? I mean, you had to find out that he's such a nice guy somehow. Yes, actually. Anyone can contact a god- but it's more like how they did it in the old days then anything.
It involves either ceremony, drugs, or you encounter them during "walk abouts/journeys."
Sometimes god's contact people through dreams as well.
People who are superstitious have the easiest time contacting them, second by psychics.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9577906 So what actually happens when psychics get drunk?
Anonymous
>>9577948 I'd imagine they'd confuse what you're thinking with what you're saying. Could lead to problems.
Anonymous
How does one get "recruited" for a job like yours? Out of police or maybe the army?
Anonymous
>>9577906 I notice you've mentioned it a lot, but taking care of were-animals would be a huge pain in the ass.
Anonymous
You still there?
Anonymous
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>>9577966 He mentioned this earlier in the thread. He was drafted after a paranormal encounter.
Anonymous
So maybe you can help me here
Anonymous
Is Bigfoot real?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 04:23:00 No. 9577999 Report Quoted By:
>>9577948 >>9577959 He was essentially slurring in his head and out his mouth.
It was like he was trying to talk about of both faucets and failing horribly.
>>9577966 Already covered it here:
>>9574792 We've got everything from fiction writers to physicists.
>>9577970 It's really just a matter of throwing them in the drunk tank and waiting 'till they turn back. We get them already cuffed, leashed, muzzled, and chained up. All we have to do is stay proffesional and handle them like any other animal while they're like that.
Anonymous
Janitor, answer me this. What's your opinion on the subject of "tulpas"
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I totally have a man crush on you, just saying.
Anonymous
What are some myths about psychic abilities and what are some truths?
Anonymous
>>9574704 Sit the fuck down sir.
Were-people doesn't work you God damned idiot. If you don't know how terms like "werewolf" came about you don't do (or know) any shit that's paranormal at all.
The "were" part of "werewolf" is cognate with the Old English word "Wer/Were." You English majors may recognize this term from Beowulf in the form of "wergild/weregild" which when translated to modern English comes out as man-price.
TL:DR: In essence you just said man-people you dumb ass.
If you even studied anything remotely paranormal you'd fucking know this shit.
Now get up and get the fuck out of here. You're welcome back here when you've done your home work.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 04:32:00 No. 9578036 Report >>9577972 Yes, but I think I'm gonna go grab something to eat at 5.
>1 no, what do you mean? I'm not a "doctor", but doesn't heavy metal poisoning just.. poison people?
>2 A few weeks ago we had someone obtain nirvana. It was so noticable the lights actually flickered across the NW of calgary- atleast we noticed it in montgomerey and crowfoot.
No, we don't think you're stupid. You're the same people as us- why would we think you're stupid?
>3 Drinking does not help it.
What do you mean, "ratting" you out?
>>9577988 It's probably just coincidence and after it happend the 2nd you started religiously looking for them/became aware.
>>9577990 Yes, Yes, and because It looks like I'll be here for another day of questions.
>>9578003 You guys found out about these things like a few months ago and everytime I keep telling you- it isn't anything new.
Tulpa is the hindu/indian term for thought beasts. It's just a different title for what we have to deal with.
Anonymous
>>9578036 Then... everything you deal is made out of "thought".
Can you develop more on that. I'm interested.
Anonymous
>>9578036 What he's asking is what is your opinion of people creating them from a portion of their own consciousness and using/keeping/whatevering them as friends/associates.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 04:36:00 No. 9578054 Report >>9578027 I'm also not an office worker anymore.
>>9578010 About 70% of the population has some form of psychic ability. This includes people who can have their minds read and what not.
The remaining 30% is either resistant or completely immune: they can't have their minds read, they can't astral project, they even have a hard time dreaming.
A common misconception is that psychics have all these amazing powers that would make them a formidable force vs normal folk- this is horrible wrong.
A psychic cannot stop a bullet any better then a normal person can. It's all about reaction time and there's isn't any better then yours.
The best a psychic can ever hope to do is be able to flip a table with his mind, freeze/boil water, or light candles.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Is there any connection between the paranormal and dreams? Because I've had some insane ones, some even involving Satan and another involving the mangled corpse of jesus. I'm not religious by the way,
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So, let me see if i understand all of what your saying (Just assuming this is all real, suspension of disbelief etc.). While I understand the whole "paranormal janitor" deal I don't understnad whats going on here: are vampires and fairy's and the like all created because we believe in them? DO they exist due to our thoughts and thus that's why you say that we can kill them with regular bullets and stuff if we just believe it will work? the whole Satan-god dichotomy seems more like a misinterpretation and or an insert of your own ideas, but I'll let that go because for all I know, you could be right. That and I have no evidence other than the ideas i have come to trust in. But more importantly, can i simply create a new phenomenon or whatever simply by thinking really hard and believing in it with a bunch of other people? because from what it soudns like, reality is truly just a bit flimsy, and that is making me nervous. I have another thought to present which i will post after your response to this one.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 04:39:00 No. 9578066 Report Quoted By:
>>9578049 Everything paranormal in origins can thank it's creation through faith and supersistion.
Paranormal creatures and the like are all created through faith and they feed off of it. This creates all manner of gods, living items/rooms, monsters, and paranormal diseases.
>>9578051 It sounds like imaginary friends to me. We've been dealing with those since the early 1950's or so. They became noticably more numerous since the invention of television.
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YES I LOVE THESE THREADS, WB OP! :)
Anonymous
Not saying OP is ripping 100 percent of it, but a lot of this sounds like the Enter The Shadowside rpg game.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 04:46:00 No. 9578118 Report >>9578063 Yes. pretty much.
We've only ever had people with mental illnesses be able to create paranormal creatures by themselves though.
There are entire elderitch abominations that feed and subsist on the insanity of people with dementia, schizophrenia, and alzheimer's.
>>9578061 Dreams are when you're essentially at your "peak." When someone is telepathic that essentially means they can "broadcast" their thoughts, abilities, etc.. When a person is they can act as a very, very, good reciever.
So, usually it's half and half- sometimes it's just crazy stuff your mind is doing. Sometimes it's stuff you're hearing across the voice psychics or thought monsters.
Anonymous
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>>9578054 You'd know it whether you were or currently are a worker. This some basic stuff.
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>>9578082 Or possibly the "Secret Histories" series. Basically the same idea, that all paranormal phenomenon exist and they have hilariously different origins and causes than what we see.
Anonymous
Are demons exactly how major religions explain them as?
Curious
My question is concerning imaginary friends,
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 04:55:00 No. 9578163 Report >>9578128 They're pretty much the same as Angels. Only instead of feeding off of pioity, loyalty, honesty, and in general "christian faith" they feed off of the sins and what not.
>>9578134 Occasionally yes.
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>>9578118 So, if I: were to get a bunch of people together who were mentally ill to a point (as well as being strongly psychic), get them hoped up on hallucinogens, hook them up to a machine of some sort to keep them focused, I could basically bend reality? More importantly, could i bend reality to make it so that people no longer believed at ALL about bending reality and thus making all things that came about due to our faith and the like dissapear? I mean, it sounds like the only reason everyone isn't changing reality at will is because our society has made us look closely at everything. Basically, reality doesn't shift around with our more powerful subconscious desires because were always watching it and believe that it doesn't really change like that? could I be immune to paranormal phenomenon simply by being honestly, blockheadedly, stubbornly skeptical?
If I REALLY couldn't even entertain the notion of ghosts, would a ghost attacking me simply be unable to get a grip on me, and become completely invisible to me, as would all of it's actions. would the ghost pulling down it's trousers in front of me and punching me in the gut be changed (in my mind) into nothing in front of me, and a sudden gust of wind blowing a paperweight off of the table, which struck me with such force as to bounce back on the table right where it had first been? (or any similarly weird explanation)
Anonymous
If you're still awake: what are the most supernatural/paranormal-filled/haunted cities and places in Canada?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 05:07:00 No. 9578234 Report >>9578182 >I could basically bend reality? Not really, no. We experimented with this when alberta still had that horrible, horrible, eugenics program- We can't "alter" the rules. We can only work within them with the odd wiggle room.
A psychic isn't doing anything wild or crazy- they're just using a part of their brain to sort of metaphysically entise atoms n such. And telepathy and astral projection is more of just becoming conciously aware that every psychic is "connected."
>could I be immune to paranormal phenomenon simply by being honestly, blockheadedly, stubbornly skeptical? Yes.
>Ghosts Ghosts aren't actually "dead" people, we have no idea what ghosts are.
But if you aren't superstitious- nothing paranormal would even get the chance to do any of that.
If you're just by yourself you don't create a habital environment for that sort of nonsense to manifest itself. A group of stubborn, unsuperstitious, athiests is like a cracked, parched, barren wasteland of no hope to paranormal entitities.
Anonymous
Hey op whats the easiest way i can meet/ see something paranorml? I saw a Ufo yesterday, silver disk appeared, hovered around pretty high in the sky and took off... First time ive ever seen one..wish i had my cell phone anyways i live in maine, what can i expect to see? Or look for?
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>>9578182 I have the strangest feeling that the whole "reality changing super machine" thing has put me on Canada's shit list. I'm not actually thinking about literally breaking reality, but I'm just saying that it might be possible. Now, where are you? did I say something to offend? I don't have the resources to make such a thing possible, and I probably wouldn't if I did. If you are real/ telling the truth (doubtful) I humbly request that you do not break down my doors and amputate my DNA (or whatever it is you people do to "dangerous" people)
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Be right back- sandwich time. Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 05:10:00 No. 9578253 Report Anonymous
>>9578253 Magnetic anomalies aren't paranormal though... they know what's causing it. and it's not ghosts.
Anonymous
Is there any sort of creature you can tell us about that most people don't know about? If not its name, maybe just something interesting about it.
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>>9578234 so if i had a group of tinfoil hat types surrounding one dried up, bitter atheist then they might all experience something and the atheist would simply see something that their brain suggests to them that would make sense in their world view? Like, I see what i want to see because if i saw anything else it would drive me crazy? or more I see what I want because my brain has to give reality permission to fuck with me if whats being done is far enough outside my realm of belief? also, even if I got together 30% of the population and made them all earnestly believe in, say, a purple sky, would the sky in their part of the world be purple to them and anyone that even entertained the basest hint of possibility to their weird belief? or would they all just sse it themselves and it would just be a vision to them and not physically real? Like, instruments would show that the thing didn't exist but people would just see the readings showing the opposite if they believed.
This then brings me to another, bigger question: is all of this real? If I lived inside a box all of my life and never saw the outside world or heard of anything, would i be assaulted by ghosts and goblins and the like or would they not exist because I hadn't even heard of them?
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>>9578312 I mean, is there any actual "reality" or is everyone just experienceing what they personally believe in, thus meaning that they build instruments to prove what they already believe in, like, I wouldn't build a thermometer to tell me that it's cold in the middle of july. I'd build one to tell me that it's freaking hot because that's what i believe it is and so does everyone else. basically, is it possible that reality is what you make of it and we are all simply wrapped up in our own worlds that make us invincible through our thoughts. If i believed strongly enough that i killed you with my mind, and you and everyone that had ever seen or heard of you or was related to you at all believed it, would you then acutally die? or is it true that the world may be a steaming pile of rubble with people sitting around on their backs because they're "dead"? The things you're talking about are seriously freaky.
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>>9578250 sorry, typed this before I saw your comment, when you were still off typing or something.
"Same rules as always: I can answer anything that isn't considered "hot."
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 05:30:00 No. 9578360 Report >>9578240 UFO's aren't paranormal and our department doesn't cover them.
Also fairies, vampires, trolls, monsters. Most people encounter monsters every single day- walking around like normal folk. Modern day people though have been conditioned not to think anything of them.
>>9578269 We're still studying it. We think there's something more at work here then just magnets.
>>9578282 You'll have to be specific- that questions sounds dangerously "not allowed to talk about." I can only answer so many of these questions already because you guys have your foot in the door sort to speak- I'm not really divuldging anything confidential.
>>9578312 Yes, but he would be bitter about it and it wouldn't "blossum" correctly. You would just create someone who is bitter and now second guessing themselves.
It's like suicidal psychics- they will orchestrairer their own deaths, simply because they subconciously want to die. Ladders will fall more frequently, animals will be drawn to them, the'll get sick more often.. etc.. etc..
>>9578316 Paranormal stuff is more like... "bonus" stuff. You can usually only truly experience it if your mind, culture, and all that other sort of stuff allows it.
>If I lived inside a box all of my life and never saw the outside world or heard of anything, would i be assaulted by ghosts and goblins and the like or would they not exist because I hadn't even heard of them? You'd either make up your own due to having to live in solitude or you'd be completely ignorant and immune- your world would be quiet.
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>>9578329 oh believe me, I know it's al bullshit, but it's fun. I've always loved these sort of "Lore building" threads for a new fictional world. I mean, the theoretical stuff that comes of it provides some interesting food for thought. It serves as a "What if..." thread for conspiracy theories and the like without all the faggotry that "what if..." threads seem to attract. We all likely believe that this man is full of it, but we don't really care. and anyway, in reality, if a secret agent type were allowed to releases some info onto the web, I think they would be extremely limited. this way he doesn't have to answer questions he doesn't understand or one that would make him sound foolish if he did answer. not that that's a bad thing. A well constructed role play should have a way to avoid actively breaking character. by the way, no offense to you OP, but I think we all cam here believing it's just a story, we just want to have fun with it, so carry on.
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what do you do with all those things, also what do you do if you find a vampire
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 05:35:00 No. 9578382 Report >>9578312 >also, even if I got together 30% of the population and made them all earnestly believe in, say, a purple sky, would the sky in their part of the world be purple to them and anyone that even entertained the basest hint of possibility to their weird belief? or would they all just sse it themselves and it would just be a vision to them and not physically real http://www.cracked.com/article_18823_5-insane-ways-words-can-control-your-mind.html Skip to number 3: 3.
"It Makes People Who Speak Russian See More Colors Than You"
Entire cultures can be convinced of seeing different things- simply through use of language.
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>>9578036 >find a card in the middle of the mall 1 day while hanging out with friends >next day find one at a bus stop Anonymous
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Must archive thisss
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>>9578360 alright, I'm liking it. so on the whole box thing: I wouldn't see a werewolf, I'd see (for example) a flying spaghetti monster that I made up at that instant to explain what's happening? or are you saying, in captivity, I would create a fly spaghetti monster and would thus encounter it in the outside world? if that's the case would I experience a fly spaghetti monster in place of some other phenomenon (like ghosts, say. Making me see it when a ghost is around) or would i have, in effect, created a whole new entity that is loose upon the world? Thus, would the creature only exist to me and the people I tell about it, or would some co worker of yours just walk into an alley one day and say "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
Also, what your saying about the atheist and the tinfoil hat idea is that an atheist in the midst of all these people would not see any of the stuff they're seeing, but would simply see what he wants, or would he alter reality to disallow this creature to function for the moment, once he sees some evidence that this creature may be in existance? is it like, if even a shadow of a belief exists in me pointing to ghosts, then I'll experience them, or would my brain try to make them not exist to preserve my current ideals? does it work like that, where I try my hardest to shrug off slight shifts in belief through unconscious reality manipulation (personal or otherwise) or does my brain do this only when something would actually drive me insane if I saw it?
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>>9578382 so, is it just seeing it or is it actually real? like, I walk into the land of the purple sky people, look up and got wtf, or do I look up see a blue sky and think "these people are on lsd"?
or is this one of those great mysteries? is reality real or is it just us imagining it all?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 05:53:00 No. 9578487 Report Quoted By:
>>9578446 It's a mix of both.
The sky is a horrible example though since it stretches across the earth.
Basically here's how it goes:
Things that rely on others faith to exist like: gods, demons, angels, imaginary friends, some bogeymen and some living items- they wouldn't bother with you or would have a weakened effect.
Things that are created through faith and are independent- werewolves, monsters, vampires, still exist.
Your lack of belief in them does not hinder their existance since their origins are ingrained into culture.
You may just convince yourself a werewolf is a large dog with weird feet or something though.
Sandwich is distracting me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Ok, OP.
Anonymous
What kind of dinosaurs still exist today?
Anonymous
ive been reading every post for the past hour. This is all very interisting. but i have a question now. Ive always been super drawn to Satan and even at a young age i saw him as the scapegoat of religions. Now i hold the same belief as you that he dousnt want to be worshipped but in my understanding he is there to help those who want to be helped so they can stand on their own. How would i be able to contact him? he seems like a nice fellow to sit down and have a good conversation with
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:00:00 No. 9578528 Report >>9578501 I am having a meatball suuuuub and a mason jar of chocolate milk.
>>9578505 >Can she get pregnant? Yes, the child wouldn't be a vampire though. It'd be a normal human.
>If so, can she abort like a normal human? Yes.
>And if she says she's on her period should I believe her? Yes. Vampires can have children indefinetly. They never go infertile.
>Or do female vampires drink their period like they would just drink tomato juice? Would you drink your own urine?
Drinking blood to a vampire has the same connotation as breast feeding to normal folk.
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>>9578528 >Would you drink your own urine? Yes because its sterile and i like the taste
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:05:00 No. 9578574 Report >>9578511 The smallest is the size of a dog.
The Largest is a little shorter then a Giraffe.
With that said: Sauropods, Hadrosaurs, Ceratops, a few petrosaurs, and a handfull of small Therpods still exist.
>>9578520 Dreams, narcotics, he sometimes like to fuck people over when they take salvia.
Satan usually doesn't like to entertain, but from what I hear he's absolutely charming, polite, and a very interesting and talkative Thought beast.
He isn't the same flavor of friendly as "Death" though, Satan is more like an old uncle or relative who just wants the best for you.
Anonymous
>>9574869 This whole thread is interesting, I'll go back and read it all later.
What is a "fae-breed?"
My new girlfriend is kinda... obviously weird and seems mentally ill, but not anything like you described in this post.
I've had at least two separate random strangers mention this word around her when we were out somewhere. It's starting to freak me out.
Anonymous
>>9578574 hm alright. now what do you believe in? Are you in any particular religion? what are you thoughts of the afterlife?
Anonymous
So, do you ever deal with Foreign Governments crap that falls in Canadian territory?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:11:00 No. 9578609 Report >>9578580 She's probably just crazy.
There's no such thing as Elves or people who are half fairy or whatever. Fairies are more akin to sentient land jellyfish/butterfly/plankton tiny women.... They, they're kind of weird themselves.
A big misconception is that this new generation of neo-pagans, wiccans, and all this other nonsense is getting "Back to roots" when in all reality they're further alienating themselves from the original nature, psychic, and all sorts of other goodies our ancestors used to define and carve out the world.
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What kind of experience do you have with the fae? Do you know how the best way to proceed would be if they seem to have "taken an interest in you?" What kinds of things can cause this? Is it something I did, or am I just interesting to them. I can't imagine why they'd want to watch me.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:18:00 No. 9578671 Report >>9578590 I am not religious in anyway. I'm Agnostic athiestic, but I'm not a stubborn fuck- they used to put me on calls for the "Faith" stuff because I could switch the faith on and off.
This isn't a special skill mind you- A lot of our workers can do that and it's a requirement for filed work. I stopped getting calls because I couldn't handle the stress though.
>what are you thoughts of the afterlife? It's either a soup, Valhalla, or it's the end.
>>9578598 Every once and a while a dangerous psychic jumps the border or learns some primitive form of organic teleportation- this happens extremely rarely mind you.
We also have to deal with the paranormal/cryptid pet trade and the small population of introduced dinosaur species in the okanagen during the summer.
>>9578629 Fairies, brownies, and borrowers have similar motives to birds and natives.
All they care about is sweets, alcohol, and home making. In all likely hood they may just be keeping an eye on you because you have a nice ale or malt around and a box of cinnemon toast crunch in the larder.
Anonymous
Are zombies actually decaying, flesh-eating monsters, paranormally resurrected bodies, or some kind of isolated human rabies? Overall, are they real at all?
Anonymous
Do you think I should shave off my mustache?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:26:00 No. 9578729 Report >>9578702 No. There's no such thing as zombies.
There are "voodoo" zombies, but there more of just drugged human vegetables very suseptible to suggestion.
>>9578706 Depends- is it full and thick? What colour is it? How do YOU feel about it?
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>>9578609 so, faeries are just tiny women with some means of floating across the land? Also, in what way are wiccans getting away from the old ways? is it that they invent all this new stuff like ley lines, or is it that they try to put to words stuff that was only implied in ancient times, thus giving it more power? Like, by giving a name and description to that vast darkness that envelops us at night, it becomes less powerful. when we stop believing in this dark and evil night god that requires sacrifices to go away and allow the sun to rise, it actually looses power and ceases to exist, it stops swallowing people up who leave the safety of the fire and you stop being afraid of it. So, by actually discussing the idea of magic intelligently (or at least in a modern, coherent way. Intelligent is a bit of a stretch sometimes) they make it less rel and weigh it down with mundaneity?
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Anything particularly paranormal in Pennsylvania?
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>>9578729 Yes, but I dislike it. But it makes me look older.
Anonymous
>>9578783 I'm don't really like just a mustache. If you grow a beard with it, that's one thing, but just a mustache is rather hard to pull off. Most people just end up looking like 80s era porn stars.
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>>9578812 People say it looks good, but I'm thinking it looks too Mexican-ish.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:37:00 No. 9578819 Report >>9578758 >so, faeries are just tiny women with some means of floating across the land? Did you ignore the part where I said they were also more like jellyfish/plankton/butterfly thingies? They just have a "woman" shape.. but yeah.
>they make it less rel and weigh it down with mundaneity? This in a way.
Before christianity was thick and rich in society and during actual pagan times- psychics/magicians or whatever the hell you want to call them actually had quite a solidified effect on society and the world.
No body was intelligent enough to really know what was going on and that includes the psychics themselves- they just knew how to, they didn't know the "why."
So, really, it was a bunch of hopped up stupid psychics on drugs. They used their powers to abuse crops, people, animals, and form society.
Anonymous
>>9578671 I worked for the FSB 4 years ago, and I was stationed at Krasnoyarsk. We'd get reports from the Air Force of aircraft over the Chinese Border and the Kazakhstan border that were shot down and the pilots bailed. Never found the wreckage or the pilots whereabouts, yet we had almost 300 men searching every inch of land for 5 miles in each direction of the reported crash sites...
We also had several reports of lights, sounds of machinery, and people disappearing near the Tunguska even site.
We investigated every chance we got, usually via helicopter or had fighter jets check it out.
Anything from you guys about what they may be?
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So, what is a wendigo? i feel like i should start asking some more "normal" questions before my marvelous resource disappears. I mean, I'm asking about the nature of the univers here. I'm a simple human asking a another simple human with access to some specialized information about the inner workings of existence (it seems) when I know that any answer i get will still be muddled by basic human biases. not racial stuff mind you, just the way were made to think of things. not that I'm any better, of course. also, how do vampires, werewolves and the like work? I mean, do they follow the whole "stake to the heart, garlic, mistletoe, silver" deal, or can i just shoot them through the head with a regular pistol and watch them get extremely pissed off. or die, although I suppose that would be rather macob. basically, why do we believe that a wooden stake is the only thing that can kill a vampire? among other superstitions. and do they work because we believe that they do or have the creatures been imagined to have an anatomical reason for being weak to these things.
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>>9578783 Bitches love mustaches, I call mine the clit-tickler-9000, bitches cant get enough of that shit.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:41:00 No. 9578846 Report >>9578783 >>9578812 >>9578817 Well there ya go, shave that ol' soup strainer off.
Anonymous
>>9578817 Meh, it's completely up to you, though. I mean, if you don't like the way it looks, shave. Took me years to find facial hair that really fits me.
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>>9578819 I thought the whole butterfly, jellyfish, plankton thing was just a means of travel. Like, they have butterfly wings or they have a jellyfish as a bottom half or whatever, the move like these creatures do in water, but they do it in air. they pulse through the air like jellyfish, or plankton. of course, I'm having trouble imagining a creature like you literally describe, wings of a butterfly stitched onto a jellyfish body with plankton flagella and a woman's body on top.
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>>9578841 >>9578846 >>9578854 Alright, thank you. You guys helped a lot.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:49:00 No. 9578898 Report >>9578832 I wouldn't know anything about russia. Your guess would be as good as mine.
And even then- Our department doesn't cover aliens.
>>9578837 A wendigo used to be a faith based disease until it was updated to regular ol' mental illness.
It's essentially what it's wikipedia article entitles.
Faith based diseases and monsters have to follow their own rules provided by their original "Creation" myth, but only to a certain degree.
Vampires burn up in direct sunlight and were-animals will can be reverted to human form through copper, silver, or gold.
But you can kill a werewolf with normal bullets and a vampire doesn't have to be staked. They'll still die if you do these things to them of course- but you don't have to.
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>>9578898 Just checking to see if the Canadian guys had something...
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 06:53:00 No. 9578933 Report >>9578857 To be entirely weaboo with you- they kind of look like mushi from mushishi.
Only the shape of a woman.
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>>9578819 Were-people, disease or genetic?
>Pic related, were-pomeranian Orcus !!gUifq0Wscto
>>9578898 so, because I still have the ancient cultural religions that make vampires weak to sunlight or weak to garlic, and I have my more modern mythos of science (and thus the belief that my big ass gun HAS to conquer everything) I can kill a vampire with both crosses and guns?
I know what I'm doing tonight! So, are vampires inherently harmful to humanity, and how does one find them? is it considered cruel to tie them down to be exposed to the sunlight, or is it just the same as being killed any other way: enough to ruin your damn week? Basically, i want to make the world safe for mankind, and I want to do it with as little of the "he who fights monsters is doomed to become one" deal as possible. Is there any good way to do this? or should I leave that up to the CIA/ whatever the hell it is.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:01:00 No. 9578987 Report >>9578962 That is adorable.
Also, it's a faith based disease. Same as vampirism.
>>9578965 No.
You could always kill them with guns.
Crosses and garlic don't do squat- thats a myth.
>I know what I'm doing tonight! So, are vampires inherently harmful to humanity, and how does one find them? is it considered cruel to tie them down to be exposed to the sunlight, or is it just the same as being killed any other way: enough to ruin your damn week? You would go to jail for murder and you would deserve it.
Being exposed to sunlight for a vampire would be akin to being burned alive.
Vampires do not "stalk" the night. Feeding for a vampire holds similar connotation to breast feeding for humans.
They find someone they love and trust and just latch onto them and have at it when they need it.
They only need about a pint or so a month.
Boogeymen on the other hand..
Anonymous
>>9578933 Would it create a pest situation if I fed them? What kinds of things should I avoid if I so choose to leave beer and sweets out for them, obviously taking steps to avoid ants and mice and the like?
Anonymous
How do I join an organization similar to yours? In live in the United States.
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>>9578987 so, their just regular people that happen to need blood to survive, not bloodthirsty monsters with dripping fangs and blah blah blah? well, glad that's cleared up. I was just wondering if there truly was anything evil in your line of work, or is it actually just a bit of bad PR on the part of these monsters. i mean, using the word monster makes me think that these creatures are inherently evil, but if that's not true then i am relieved. I don't honestly want to go around killing people, but I was worried by the idea that some sort of bloodthirsty animal could be wandering the streets with organizations like yours not doing anything about it. Terribly sorry to sound like a nazi.
Anonymous
>>9578987 I am wondering on something. You said sometime last night that vampires do not age by appearance, or something along those lines. Could they die of old age?
Also, how do boogiemen differ?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:10:00 No. 9579049 Report >>9579000 Fairies aren't entirely greedy assholes.
If you feed them the'll often offer services in the form of small favors and what not:
Gardens will flourish, trash will clean itself up every once and a while, your house will have no or less pests: wasps, cockroaches, mice, and rats will all be chased away.
Fairies only care about house keeping, sweets, and alcohol.
They can't get rid of ants though- thats beyond them. Also, keep in mind that Faries and the like have a tendancy to attract song birds and Honey/bumblebees- so watch out for nests or hives.
>What kinds of things should I avoid if I so choose to leave beer and sweets out for them Set it out on platters with a ring of salt around on your window still. Have it filled with some sort of wine, sake, or chocolate milk.
Replace it daily.
If you want to do this right the first time though- get a Humming bird feeder. No risks and it also attracts humming birds AND fairies.
>>9579002 Ctrl-f Draft.
I've covered it here:
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>>9578987 So vampires are like benevolent leeches, in a way? more akin to some sort of anemic with a long lifespan? that's honestly rather heartwarming. Now, Boogeymen, are they more akin to what we see as "creatures in the dark" or are they also misunderstood? Also, if vampires are just amicable leeches, why was your group so happy to accept someone who punched one in the face? I mean, if they're just special humans, then they would get knocked unconscious just as easily. Wouldn't this guy not even know there was something different about the guy he just knocked out (besides that the guy is unnaturally pale). I mean, sure, there's the idea of turning poachers into gamekeepers to shut them up, but this guy didn't know a thing about your "hidden world". what happened there?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:14:00 No. 9579086 Report >>9579021 >>9579033 Boogie man can and will eat people occasionally.
This however very rarely happens- a persons has to be completely dominated by the "monster in the closet" until the thing will see fit to actually come out and eat them instead of just feeding off the fear.
We usually go around killing boogeymen though. A simply U.V flashlight and a man disguised as a Gas work attendant or shaw cable man does the trick.
>>9579033 Yes, Vampires can still die of old age. It takes about 200 years though.
Anonymous
>>9579049 The pest thing was wondering if they'd end up being a nusance. And the ants was setting it out in a way that wouldn't attract ants, because I hate those fuckers.
Anonymous
>>9579086 It seems as though the boogiemen are the most aggressive thing mentioned here.
Anonymous
>>9574683 >>9574683 >>9574683 >>9574683 >>9574683 >>9574683 Describe the personal encounter you had (in detail, who, what, when, why, where, how) that got you your position.
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>>9579087 He did mention a ring of salt. Doesn't that discourage ants, or is it something else? I know something keeps ants away, but I can't remember what.
Anonymous
>>9579127 >Vodka >Coming from a Russian, Vodka keeps ants away Orcus !!gUifq0Wscto
>>9579113 indeed. so, if the only thing of any real danger in the world are boogeymen, and that is only when you are completely controlled by them, why bother defending us? There's not much (it sounds like) that's going to threaten us, and anything else won't really rock the world if it gets out, so why do you and yours even exist? is there something else that we can't handle or do you exist out of a pessimistic belief that humans can't handle the existence of magic and ghosts and whatever?
Anonymous
So from what I gather, vampires, lycans etc. are made from thoughts and believing you have this paranormal "disease". Judging from this, could I say and completely stone-cold believe I have a problem where I grow an elephant's penis at approximately 2:02 A.M. and it would eventually turn real?
Anonymous
>>9578163 In one of the other threads you started. Didn't you pretty much state that everything can exist with reason of belief?
If you're the same guy I'm thinking of (if not, I still remember you anyway) you got really vague after people starting asking more about that.
If we were able to use more than 10% of our brains, what could we accomplish? I don't just mean telepathic powers and what not by the way... q
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:25:00 No. 9579175 Report >>9579085 He got lucky.
We reward lucky people.
We appreciate Lucky people.
We also happen to have a sense of humor around here.
We of course frown upon assault and battering of "different" people, but what the hell were the odds?
>So vampires are like benevolent leeches, in a way? I've worked with a handfull of vampires during social work.
These two are the most memoriable.
She was thick and curvy where it counted and around middle-aged.
This was when I still did social work, but all I had to do was essentially sit in her lap, hold onto her, and let her feed.
She let me cop a feel and she told me about her family, her kids, and her two-ex husbands and how all the men in her life hated wind. She was very nice. I liked her.
The other was a male- brown skin, dyed hair, "the lusty kind not the spiritual kind."
He latched onto me more like a whore then a mother and left a mark that took a year to heal.
Afterwards when he was done he asked if I wanted to fuck him.
I didn't like him, but this is pretty much the best examples of the "two kinds" of vampires.
>>9579087 Not usually.
Fairies and the like, like to keep to themselves. They work wonders with gardens if you care about that sort of thing- that includes ponds.
Keep them around if you're into nature. Deep down they really only care about keeping a clean and tidy "home."
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>>9579154 Ah, my mistake. Even so, the guy did say fairies have a fondess for alchohol. Janitor, if you're still reading, could you attract a faerie with vodka?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:33:00 No. 9579226 Report Quoted By:
>>9579122 Briefly dated a Demon. Got dumped. The Bureau thought I was a usefull little quirk and scooped me up.
I don't like talking about it. Makes me sound butthurt.
>>9579127 Ants and slugs- the idea is to prevent anything that can walk or slither from sneaking a sip.
>>9579154 If thats the case then that would work perfectly- pick an "easy" vodka unless you're actually working with russian fairies.
>>9579157 You have to protect everyone to protect yourself. The strong must safegaurd and cherish the weak- etc.. etc..
We mostly exist to prevent nirvana/enlightenment and other doomsday scenarios that would be triggered due to the paranormal.
>belief that humans can't handle the existence We're also trying to just snuff out the paranormal period.
If we stopped doing what we did- society would go back to being up to it's eyeballs in this stuff.
>>9579161 Not unless it was a legend passed down through generations.
>>9579162 Yes and no.
Things require a good deal of faith in order to "pop" into existance and given the draw backs of the human imagination- it's never anything to crazy.
The exception is of course elderitch abominations- they literally are created through crazy.
>If we were able to use more than 10% of our brains, This is a myth, we use our whole brains. 10% is just devoted to talking, thinking, you and that personal stuff. The rest is just for bodily functions.
Also, like I said before. If people went back to the old times there'd be monsters, wizards, and chaos flowing and bobbin' all over the place.
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>>9579175 so, vampires do not have any more fighting skill than another human being, they just have time to hone themselves and build up muscle. also, the vampire you mentioned first sounds a bit like my mother. On an unrelated note, is it common for vampires to keep their nature a secret to their spouses/ children (feeding in the night, etc.)
Also, you mention "Luck" with a capital L. Is this an actual force you have a belief in or does this guy just strike you as a bro, and he PUNCHED OUT A FREAKING VAMPIRE? I mean, are there people in the world who, for no reason you can see, have shrapnel miss them when something explodes, always manage to accidentally stop a foot away from the piano before it drops, or always manage to find silver dollars on the ground instead of pennies? Are there people like that and are they valuable to you? is this man one of them?
Anonymous
Do you believe that the paranormal is just science unexplained yet? for example what we are at now technologically could be considered magic in ancient times
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:44:00 No. 9579311 Report >>9579247 >vampires We usually find that Vampires are perfectly normal people- the only "super" power they have is they can be VERY persuasive.
Thats their respective faith based spectrum after all: consent, love, trust, etc..
>Luck We've been researching it on and off depending on if we have "bonus" funds. We think it may have an actual presense in the world- an active ability to change probility in your own favor.
It's one of the few things we don't fully understand- a long with ghosts.
>>9579263 about 80% of the time it is. A magic user is just a very good psychic. We didn't know this until the 1920's.
Anonymous
>>9579175 ...Did you fuck him?
Anonymous
>>9579311 Has earth been visited by aliens?
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>>9579311 have you ever thought about meeting up with that vampire again, the matronly nice one?She sounds like your type. I mean, your speech pattern makes me believe that you are just BEGGING for a dominant woman. No offense, just kind of a thing i notice in people. It's your base personality type. anyway, is this persuasiveness due to age making them better speakers, or is it due to some special power of theirs? On the luck thing, is it possible that someone could use this ability to their advantage? Like, I've noticed that when i rely on my supreme luck to save me, it works out most of the time (albeit unexpectedly at times) but when i get down and wonder how the hell I'm going to get out of this I always get screwed over. Also, it seemed to work more when i was a kid. any light you could shed on that. I'm not saying I'm freaking magic, but i have an improbably high lucky streak when it comes to random deus ex machinas saving my ass.
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Our Department does not cover Aliens. Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:51:00 No. 9579355 Report >>9579319 I don't want to talk about it.
>>9579328 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event This was caused by a Space whale coming into earth's atmosphere to die.
It's also the reason Russia was ahead of the game during the space race.
Sentient ones- I have no idea. Aliens are NOT our department. UFO's are handled by the Air force and Aliens themselves are handled by an entirely different organization.
As of 2010 we have started to recieve more funding then them.
Anonymous
>>9579355 Clearly the answer is yes. Your girlfriend found out and dumped you, but you kept her number because she is really Satan. It all adds up.
Anonymous
>>9579355 You know about that Bloop thing from a while back, right? Does anybody know what happened there?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 07:58:00 No. 9579413 Report Quoted By:
>>9579374 >Wind slime. He knows too much.
>>9579354 You guys are focusing way too much on my personal tastes. It's kind of sweet. I do have a soft spot for milfs, but thats where it ends.
>persuasion Half and half- Vampires by nature of the beast will always be very good talkers. It's just their design.
But age and time happens to help a lot. Most vampires make a killing in the Arts.
>all that other stuff. This is mostly just you guiding your own actions- it's all you man. Personal opinion and feelings have a lot of power by themselves.
Remember- a suicidal psychic will kill themselves without knowing it.
>>9579391 We're still looking into it.
There's a roughly 40% chance it could be some kind of monster- we hope it's just released water pressure or something.
Anonymous
>>9579263 Please explain this
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can't believe nobody asked this yet.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:04:00 No. 9579444 Report >>9579423 I already have on and off.
A lot of monsters are eventually found out to be just genetic conditions and are revealed to the public as such.
Magicians were found out to be psychics.
Tarot cards, uijia boards, palm reading, and fortune telling where all found out to be just manipulations of people's emotions and "reading" what kind of a person someone is and telling them what they want to hear.
well, with the exception of uiija boards- we found out that was just a sort of reflex, muscle, thingy.
Cryptids are just animals we aren't confident enough with their given numbers- so we lie about their existance in order to protect them.
The general thought process we go through is: We're scientists first, skeptics second, and then finally paranormal investigators.
Anonymous
>>9579444 Good to see you back BPRDude. You said you dated a demon, but don't want to go into it. I know what this question is going to sound like, and its not that. I have suspicions, how can I check, or can you flag your US dudes to do a spot check here. Things are too good to be true and shits getting weird. I'll give you more details if you want, but I could use some help. Holy water snuck into the bottle? Throw up the cross? You said its all belief based, but I'm not sure . (That wonderful mix of paraniod and supersitious)
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:12:00 No. 9579472 Report >>9579458 The easiest way to tell is just visit her parents or siblings.
If she actual HAS some and isn't exactly evasive about the topic then chances are she isn't a demon.
Even if she was- whats wrong with her being one? Or do you just not like her as a person? She wouldn't eat you or do something weird you know.
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>>9579472 what about trying to damn your soul to hell thus building up Satan's army? or is that a myth? I mean, there has to be a reason why demons are feared and despised. Or is there an explanation for this? like, are demons basically free agents and thus any bad or good they do falls on the individual, not on the species as a whole?
Also:
Wind slimes?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:21:00 No. 9579527 Report >>9579487 Demons are just angels that feed off of the sins: lust, greed, hate, sloth, pride, etc.. etc..
They're like angels, but in the sense that they're born to protect, serve, and safe keep those who would commit the 7 "deadly" sins. When a demon stalks a human they usually do so in order to couple with a person that perfectly matches the respective sin they feed from the most. And as they feed off of it their host becomes less of that until a demon parts ways with them- essentially leaving them a "better" person.
The christian theology however demands that demons be abolished and purged, etc.. etc.. This causes a sort of withdrawal and only causes the person to over induldge and demons to flock too them like mosquitos to an atrophying man.
Unlike angels, demons are considered Benign because they don't "foster" their faith feed-bags- they simply feed, protect, and leave.
Angels will manipulate their host into being what the require.
>Wind slimes. A few people mentioned wind slimes. I thought it was funny.
Now I will say it any time someone is being silly.
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Well, the clock has struck the hour etc. etc. i must sleep and leave you all. I'll be back to grill you further my werewolf punching friend. Also, I think tomorrow I'm going to will the world to give me a good day. it sure as hell owes me one.
Anonymous
Here's a thought, dude.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:27:00 No. 9579561 Report >>9579540 You can usually SEE boogiemen if you're extremely unlucky.
If nothing has happend by now I severly doubt you're in any danger. You're probably just dealing with stress or a fear or something.
Dreams also happen to be your brains way of training you for your fears and uncomfortable scenarios.
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When you do lucid dreaming, can you meet actual spirits there (good or bad) or is everything your subconscious like most people (and myself) think?
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>>9579527 So it has nothing to do with the odd green glowing cotton like stuff that's been floating across my skies since they stumbled into that burial mound nearby? should I let someone know about that, by the way? It's starting to give me the willys. I can only do so much, being at best an armchair historical activist. But, there have been more dissapearences in the last few weeks and we're seeing glowing stuff in the wind at night. It's not an aurora borealis (we're too far south for that) and i think it has something to do with the huge burial mound they just cracked open. It was filled at the top with smallpox victims, under that Indians and jewelry and stuff. I wondered if your story might have some relevance to something actually happening here.
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>>9578671 >Every once and a while a dangerous psychic jumps the border or learns some primitive form of organic teleportation- this happens extremely rarely mind you. Like a grocery clerk who smokes weed and listens to symphony of science every night and then one day takes left out of isle 1 and suddenly finds himself moving right out of isle 9? You know that feel when you cross the road without thinking about it then wonder how you got over? It was like that. Unfortunate it only happened once and the store has been renovated so those isles are gone.
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>>9579561 To be fair, I never did actually see him. Everything else though...
Just thought I'd ask. I'd never had the issue before, and for something that... realistic, it was rather scary.
I was dealing with a lot of stress at the time, but nothing involving implied rape. Still, I guess that could be symbolism for being forced to do something you don't wanna do. And... I do fear sodomy quite a bit, so that would make sense.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:31:00 No. 9579596 Report >>9579575 No, Lucid dreaming is you manually controlling what you Dream about.
What you're looking for is Astral projection or Dream walking (whatever the hell it's called.)
You don't see/meet spirits, so much as you can interact with Thought beasts on a more personal scale.
>>9579539 > think tomorrow I'm going to will the world to give me a good day. it sure as hell owes me one. That is something within your own power. Think positive. Have a full stomach. Stay comfy.
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>>9579539 ok, I seriously need to get on this here. I'll be back tomorrow.
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>>9579598 damn, it's so INTERESTING!
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:35:00 No. 9579614 Report >>9579581 It could just be aggressive Fairies or north American Will-o-wisps.
Paranormal creatures are attracted to places with heavy spiritual connotation and such.
You guys have barely been asking about things like shrines, stonehenges and such- I'm actually a little suprised it's never came up.
>>9579592 It's a lot like deja vu as well.
We don't really know anything about it though- sometimes it just happens.
If we knew how people did it we'd be fucking trying to teach people how to do it.
>>9579595 On a side note- you shouldn't be afraid to talk about your dreams and fears. It's good to get that out.
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so i have a little story to tell and since dreams are relevant i thought this is the perfect time>this girl randomely adds me on facebook one day and says hi >i say hi wondering who she is and she keeps on talking to me >she continues to talk to me for a few months constantly saying she wants to hangout with me, i don't want to cuss she seems desperate >i start community collage and shes in the same class as me >we start talking and i find out shes actually a cool chick >after a while we get close and she tells me that a few days before she found me on facebook she had a distinctive dream about me(she is pretty knowledgeable about lucid dreaming) where i came to save her from some horrible entity but i myself had an entity of my own of the demonic sort >she also said in the dream she felt very comftorable around me and i seemed very powerful( im a tall skinny guy, no muscle power in me)
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>>9579614 To be fair, I have wondered about Stonehenge, as well as pyramids, that sort of thing. But then I also figured that was an extraterrestrial thing, and I know you don't really mess with that much, so I kept quiet.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:40:00 No. 9579636 Report >>9579618 Does she look anything like you?
You two have either have had a psychic brain fart and have accidentally "linked".
Or you've entered into some sort of dopple-ganger relationship.
The idea that there can be only so many combinations of people until they start producing humans that are the same.
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>>9579614 read "The Stars my Destination"
It's kind of like that. they figure out how people can teleport, but they are limited by mental capacity and in the end they figure out how to... well, I'll let you read it. But it might answer some questions as to the how.
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>>9579636 you mean it's possible that there is an equally curmudgeonly, handsome, cynical nutcase out there who happens to be female?!
Anonymous
>>9579636 Dopple-gangers? I wasn't expecting that would actually be a thing. Are they a spiritual kinda thing, like your own personal Tyler Durden, or something more? Like a physical entity taking on someone's form?
Anonymous
>>9579636 mmm no i would say we are on pretty opposite sides of the spectrum. but we both have similar mind sets and both meditate, lucid dream, astral project, etc.
and explain the dopple-ganger thingy.
also the second i saw her i felt like she was some one i can absolutely trust in, and that's very rare for me, since i have trust issues
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>>9579649 Facial hair and all.
How can you tell a person is more than human? Like, what are signs of a vampire, werewolf or demon?
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>>9579655 actually, i meant my own personal female clone, not you personal- wait
>facial hair and all wat
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>>9579665 He might be confusing you with that mustache guy earlier. Or he's just messing with you. Hard to say, really.
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>>9579674 well, I suppose if she shaved regularly... what the hell am I saying?
ok, i really need to get to bed. stop being interesting. all of you.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:49:00 No. 9579684 Report >>9579655 >>9579654 >>9579653 >>9579649 A dopple-ganger is just the theory that Humanity as a species can only produce so many "super-special-individual-snowflake children" and that as a species we're bound to produce identical children by accident that aren't otherwise related.
They're like twins that aren't related to you essentially.
We've recorded a couple and essentially if it's boy and girl- they end up having "perfect" relationships.
It even ends up happening when they're the same sex.
The largest we've ever recorded is 7- all in one group. Perfectly happy, satisfied, and having 3 children between themselves.
We don't really know if it's paranormal or not- so we're just keeping an eye on it.
>>9579654 You're most likely just Linked then. All this entitles is you're on the same "wave length." sort to speak.
Anonymous
>>9579680 lol you getting the 2 am giggles?
make some coffee man
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>>9579687 no, it's 11:00 pm and I need my ugly sleep. so, I cordially wish you all good luck.
Anonymous
>>9579684 thats pretty cool. we were actually coming to that conclusion. now do you think if we are "linked" we could do couple meditation with improved results and maybe telepathy?
Anonymous
>>9579684 Ah, so it's not so much paranormal so much as holding the interest of your Bureau?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:53:00 No. 9579706 Report Quoted By:
>>9579659 Vampires usually have very pale skin and don't age- just keep an eye on them.
Were-animals in human form have a tendancy to grow muscle mass, body hair, and usually keep to themselves- they know what they do and unless they're "insane" they tend to ostrasize themselves from other people.
>Demon Already kind of covered demon- they're kind of hard to flush out to be honest.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:56:00 No. 9579723 Report >>9579699 You could try. You might see some results if you're actually linked- but it'll only be "low key broadcasting." You know, from one close individual to another.
But I wouldn't get your hopes up, just because your linked doesn't mean you now know how to be psychic. To be entirely realistic you'll probably just be very emotional close.
>>9579700 Yes.
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Break time. Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 08:57:00 No. 9579728 Report I'm gonna take the biggest dump in a bit here.
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>>9579692 Night/Morning. Assuming this thread is still around.
>>9579728 Wind dumps.
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>>9579723 good enough for me. anywase practice makes perfection right?
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>>9579596 Oh, okay. I see. I haven't got astral projection down yet. My sister got to the vibrating stage and I freaked out so I stopped her because I didn't know you were supposed to vibrate. :/
Anyways, thanks. Lol.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 09:23:00 No. 9579885 Report I am back. I have finished my paranormal dump.
Upon a thorough paranormal investigation- I have found it was not paranormal at all and proceeded to flush it into the public.
>>9579741 Pretty much- if you can find a way to start, just go for it.
I've got no psychic in me, so really try to play it safe.
>>9579747 >vibrating Yeah, I don't know if they're supposed to do that or not- again, I'm not psychic, I'm only speaking from second hand experience and knowledge.
>>9579735 It is, I'm back.
I have taken the Wind dumps.
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Just realized I have ipod interwebs. So, assuming I have the right tripcode I'll be around to
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>>9579885 So how about becoming an urban monster?
If a vampire comes and bites you or you get some of their blood in your system, could you potentially become one of them?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No. 9579922 Report Quoted By:
>>9579898 A little crazy, a little not.
Places that are thick and heavy with spiritual connotation and just general association can have all sorts of passive effects: increased psychic prowess, mood changes, plants love growing around "spiritual" areas. All sorts of good stuff.
Paranormal and superstitious folk a like are naturally drawn to these sorts of sites.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No. 9579926 Report >>9579915 No.
Vampire conversion is completely consent based- if you don't want to be a vampire and if they don't want to turn you, you can't become one.
You need to be fully aware AND consenting towards it.
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>>9579915 Yeah, could I become an urban legend or creature of the night myself? I mean, someone has to have been the basis for the various
Myths, so it's possible for
Someone to turn into these creatures right? Also, why are you telling us all of this?
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>>9579926 Is there any hatred between monsters? Like do vampires hate were-animals?
And do monsters generally live together?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 09:39:00 No. 9579960 Report >>9579937 You could get bitten by a were-animal depending on what year you were born.
We started vaccinating children around 1997.
>Also, why are you telling us all of this? Mostly to keep people skeptical and in some small way ensure my own job. Also, it's fun to talk about it and vent.
>>9579938 Not at all paranormal.
Anonymous
>>9579960 Do you ever get frightened on the job?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 10:07:00 No. 9580096 Report Quoted By:
>>9580063 All the time.
I got a call last november to deal with a psychic who knew how to manipulate tempature.
My glasses got fogged because I was breathing too hard and I thought he was going to stab my eyes with krokensis- so I shot him in the foot.
I've been on probation from calls since.
I'm not afraid of animals anymore though. I atleast know what they're capable of and what they will do and their "tells" and such.
Anonymous
>>9579472 No in fact it would satisfy certain proclivities. I'm just having some adverse physical effects and I'm wondering if I'm subconsciously getting what I asked for, not what I wanted. You know. haven't met the folks so they might not exist? I was hoping for something like "poke it with a stick of elm, if horns pop out you've got one." I made her promise that if she was one and being sneaky to just not kill or eat me or make my life shit. Ironic considering thats what normal women do. Ba dum tish.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 10:20:00 No. 9580200 Report Quoted By:
>>9580121 I don't got much advice for ousting a demon as bad as that sounds. Anything I could suggest might break the relationship. And it might not even be worth it.
>"poke it with a stick of elm, if horns pop out you've got one." You might be onto something- Has she ever been in a church?
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I just got into this thread, and there's so much to read. I saw you were talking about werewolves or shapeshifters being faith based, and I'm confused. Do you mean it is a mental illness as in they think they're these creatures, or by faith can they physically shape their body into another form? I'm very interested in shapeshifter folklore, specifically wereanimals.
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 13:08:00 No. 9581012 Report >>9580633 It's a faith based disease.
It's bases it's origins and existance off of faith and you can't only catch it from being bit by a were-animal and believing you'll have it. You essentially have to play a long.
Also the changes are eventually physical- you don't turn over night, it's a slow process through with you slowly lose yourself over the span of the cycles of the moon.
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>>9581012 I see, and are they able to return to their previous human form, or is that lost?
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Highly Paranormal Janitor !!1w8O38AElJl Wed 22 Feb 2012 13:39:00 No. 9581161 Report Quoted By:
>>9581085 No, it goes through cycles.
The first initial full moon you'll slowly turn into your respective animal as the moon gets fuller.
And then After that it switches- you'll slowly turn back into a Human. Wearing or having a "raw metal element" on your body or person. So like a silver ring or a pure copper bracelet. Will essentially "cure" the disease.
If you are however killed while being an animal- the body will turn back into a human in about 24 hours as long as you're "one piece." Skins, bones, and the like removed from the "original" piece will stay whatever animal they were.
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Hey what about those strange noise hearings that are on YouTube? What are those?
