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!!TXSor/luCZQ No.9590287 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Seeing as the old thread: >>9558571 autosaged, I am making a new thread.

In my last thread, I told everyone about a man I met (or who met me) when I was twelve called Candlemass. He would show up in my room generally around bedroom, tell me stories and hang out with me. He was generally a pretty scary fellow, because he'd play with fire and try to get me to play along. As I got older, he'd tell me stories about himself, and teach me things.

Some background on Candlemass according to the stories he'd tell me: He worked as what he called a Punisher for a remote village- specifically, he was in charge of punishing people like rapists, murderers, and adulterers. He was also in charge of keeping his village safe from preternatural beings.

I think that's a pretty good update...

Recently, he's come back around from an extended patrol, which I was just about to tell you about.