Hello anonymous.

My name is anonymous. For the last 8 years, I worked at a top secret facility under a shadow branch of the military that the presidents didn't even know about. I drove a fork lift. The place I worked at is known as Area 51.

Every day, 4 to 6 days a week, for 8 to 12 hours (depending on the political climate), for nearly 4 years, I worked in what the "company" called "warehouse 20" even though we only had 4 warehouses.

I'm here to let you know, once and for all, that there are no recovered alien space craft, or alien bodies. At least that I know of.