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New thread, guys. I have been going through more of Candlemass's workbook. There are fewer ink entries than I thought there would be. Lost of it is scribbled in charcoal.

Putting up more pics in a moment.

Apparently Candlemass has been recalled briefly to attend to some business "at home". He says there's been a new outbreak of Red Skulls, and he has to go incinerate the corpses.

He looked pretty grim when he said it, and I understand why. According to his workbook, Red Skulls look superficially like bovines, but they also devour humans.

So while a farmer is at first pleased with his strange new addition, he will soon regret it.

I think despite his appearances, Candlemass is an animal lover.

He told me to keep reviewing his workbook while he was gone.