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!6vASNVzE.k No.9626373 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Lets get a good-ol-fashion nope thread going! I'll start with something that literally happened to me three seconds ago!

>be drinking soup broth
>take big gulp of stuff at the bottom, pieces of carrot and celery and what not
>mush up the stuff with my tongue like a baby because it's fucking entertaining to do so
>shit in my mouth starts moving around on its own
>spit it out
>three live spiders
>WHAT THE FUCK