ITT: Stories about fucking crazy people you have dated.>captcha: witchcraft oftproc
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>high-functioning schizophrenic
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I used to fuck this girl in college who'd call me a faggot, fruitcake, homo, etc. whenever we had sex. I got legit pissed off one time and couldn't get it up.>tfw you feel perfectly fine sharing this kind of thing with 4chan but not your friends or family
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>>9671906 I'm kind of 50/50 on it. Part of me thinks that she was just so bored that she constructed this weird little fantasy world around herself, and increasingly wished it were real as she grew up. The other part of me thinks she's a fucking nut, and actually DID grow to believe it.
>>9671909 I think we all know that feel, homie.
Anonymous
I'm going out with a guy who constantly tries to cinvice me he doesn't masturbate.
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>implying anyone on 4chan can form meaningful relationships with human beings of either gender
Anonymous
Not too crazy but...>break up with girl >her mom says we are meant to be together, nothing can change that(some religious shit) >she brings a box with everything I bought/gave her >everything but the jewelry/cash worthy items
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it was weird, i just glanced at your post, and where it said long story short, I thought it said sexy long legs
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>>9671979 >everything but the jewelry/cash worthy items I fucking lol'd
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>>9671984 Woman logic.... sigh
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>>9671979 I'd fuck shit up if they did that to me. Either just keep it or give it all back.
Fucking cunts, having no decency.
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>>9671897 i would smaaash nicole kidman
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Derefts !x3TitsVCok
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>>9672026 Hey now, the captcha was in greentext.
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The year i graduated high school, this girl from my church contacted me on facebook. We talked a bunch and eventually i went to visit her. I found out later that her parents didnt want her to see anyone. One night she tells me that this kid is coming to visit from put of state. Apparently its her long lost friend from texas. Hes jealous of me and flirts with her like crazy. This kid and her dad are staying at her house with her and her parents. Well, it ended up with him "raping" her. His dad walked in and they left. Now that i think about it, im pretty sure they just got caught fucking. Well the next night he takes his dads truck while he is drunk and manages to get in the house up to her room. She calls saying he beats her up and whatnot. I pick her up and we stay out cruising all night. The next day, her brother sees us. Calls the cops, chases us, etc. I pull over and get out of the car. He is screaming at me/ threatening me and i explain what happened. Instantly he backs off. I went to jail because my dumbass had a butterfly knife. I meet her dad the next day and he tells me shes crazy. Apparently she has lied since they had adopted her when she was 9. I dont see her again for about a year. One day about 8 months ago, she texts me saying how sorry she is that her parents did that to me. I forgive. We spend time together before i leave for basic. She tells me she wants to marry me, she lives me.When i get out, i see she has pics with another guy that her new crazy foster mom wanted her to get pregnant with. Feels batman. I got so manipulated.
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>implying anyone from /x/ is dateable
Anonymous
>>9672050 What the flying fuck, dude. That story made so little fucking sense, are you sure it actually happened?
Anonymous
>>9672050 >a bunch >and whatnot >etc. Super cool writing skills there bro
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I once briefly dated a guy, who decided to never speak to me ever again, after I sent a picture of his parent's dog (it was some rare breed) to another friend of mine. So, apparently pets are serious business. I tried to confront him several times but never got a real answer, he went to college and moved away a few months later. What a douche.
Anonymous
Back in middle school days, there was this girl I liked so much, so I asked he r if she wanted to go out the next day with me, she accepted.
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>>9671936 According to wikipedia, about 1 in 12 men have never masturbated according to a survey that was done years ago. Don't know why that's so hard to believe, he might have a low sex drive or tried it and wasn't able to get off. I know a lot of people that just don't find their own hand stimulating enough.
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Frida
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>>9672097 Maybe im secretly crazy like everyone else on /x/
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Anonymous
lololol I once raped and killed a girl... In my dream XDXDDD DASU LULZ!
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>Dated this girl for about two years >Find out in the course of the relationship that she used to cut herself, okay, glad that's over >Have an awesome time with her >Then find out from her that her brother tried to rape her once and it totally messed her up >"It's like I have a dark side of me inside where all my nightmares and bad thoughts live" >NOOOPE >One day she just changes completely >Starts getting into magic and occult >Buys spellbooks and skulls >Ask her why she's gone totally batshit all of a sudden >"I didn't change, this part of me was there all along, this is something I have to do" >Don't see her for a week >Turns out she got caught having sex in a graveyard with some ugly skinny goth guy she met online >Easiest break up ever
Anonymous
>>9672328 Small time. I already eradicated the entire Earth's population in my dreams, and introduced a dictatorship that promotes cannibalism AND rape.
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>>9672328 YOUR STORY IS SO FUNNY
>mfw forgot the fucking gif
forgot the fucking gif
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Holy fuck I forgot the picture twice.
Anonymous
>>9672337 lol how'd you manage that?!
The bitch tried to kill me, I got the upper hand, pushed her onto like a bed of some sort, she was struggling to much before I could actually do a lot more. So I just took a gun out and blasted it, right on her head and got the fuck out of there! LOL
Anonymous
>>9672358 You must suck at lucid dreaming.
Anonymous
>>9672361 lol it's funny how you think I have ever attempted lucid dreaming.
BTW how the fuck do you do that shit?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>9672375 Google's useless.
>>9672381 http://www.wikihow.com/Lucid-Dream Took me 3 fucking seconds. You're a cancerous, lazy little faggot. I wish you were abused as a child.
Anonymous
>>9672401 LOL dude, I already went through that.
I just want basic steps LOL
>>9672409 I'm not going to help you any further if you continue to abuse the acronym 'LOL' in every sentence you type.
If you were a troll, this would be the part that made you a 0/10.
Anonymous
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>>9672417 nah I'm just used to using the acronym "LOL", but yeah. I wasn't serious about anything I typed down until now. Please do go on :D
Anonymous
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fuck off with your thread derailing lucid dreaming bullshit, there's like a million LD threads a day
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Haven't seen any today, but fine, no tips? That's okay. I can sense the mad flowing through you, and I haven't even tried to troll hahahaha.
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I'm the crazy little shit other people have dated. But I just don't 'like' anyone, so dating doesn't last long.
Anonymous
This isn't a girlfriend but fuck, I felt like I was in a relationship because of the way this crazy bitch acted.>new boyfriend get >2 months in realise hes in love with his best broheimens little sister, always has been >be a derp, stay with him and write gay ass 'status' about 'some people'. >crazy "gf" picks up on it and offers to have coffee with me >not having many friends i accept and am happy to have a new friend or someone to hang with to take my mind off of things >the whole time we hung out she tried to get out of me who the status was about and when she did, I find out she hates her more than I disliked her at the time >crazy "gf" doesn't shutup about this chick, for like 4 hours straight. >catch is, her boyfriend(poor long suffering boyfriend starved of any sexual contact whatsoever because shes crazy in the coconut and punishing him for everything and anything) is the best broheimen. So it's HIS little sister she hates. >For no good reason either, other than she's prettier than crazy "gf"
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>>9672765 cont.>This somehow warrants her hate and various assumptions about the 17 year old girls sexual promiscuity, theories about her and her brother being sexually involved and all sorts of delusional crazy theories about this poor girl deliberately trying to make crazy "gf"s life harder and trying to break her and her bf up. >so i be more of a derp and be her 'bestie' for another 9 months and date mr.retarded at the same time. >By this time I realise my relationship is fucked and crazy "gf" is actually batshit insane >Break up with him, try to hang out with crazy "gf" less (by less I mean she wanted to hang out basically every second day) so I eventually ended up seeing her once a week, then once a fortnight until it was reduced to once a month. >Realised she was growing ever more hostile towards me >Literally the DAY we were due to hang but didn't because she's crazy and I had a lot on my plate, she sends me HUUUUGE massive long essay of a text telling me how her needs are not being met and she's not happy in this "relationship", and how if I don't wanna see her anymore, I should just tell her so she's not "sitting around waiting like an idiot for me to call" >Seriously WTF out, tell her to get fucked and to never message me again >Never does but gets her army of two people who don't generally hate her to send me abusive messages about how much of a whore I am and that I will have a fucked up life from here on out. >Still hate me to this day and go out of their way to make it extremely fucking obvious FOR NO FUCKING REASON >bottom line, bitches crazy >pic related, her on the right, she looks as crazy as OPs picture Anonymous
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>>9672765 go back to reddit, bitch.
Anonymous
>have boyfriend (I'll call him Bob) >Bob confides in me that he's had quite a bit of gay sex in his life >considered himself gay at one point >is extremely ashamed and eventually decided it was just a phase >Bob is paranoid as fuck >constantly accuses me of sleeping with everybody >including a friend of his that weighs 450 pounds >despite the fact that HE'S THE ONLY GUY I'VE EVER HAD SEX WITH >he ends up cheating on me >we break up after a year of being together, are broken up for a year and a half, then get back together >been together for a couple of weeks >go to friend's house >guy named Sam starts hitting on Bob while I'm in the other room >we're all drunk as fuck >Sam has given Bob blue balls >Sam isn't actually gay and was just trying to mess with Bob >Bob now wants to fuck Sam >Sam panics and bails >later, random homophobic comment results in Bob going on a rant about how he's sucked cock >later >head home >so drunk, just want sleep >Bob is now trying to get my best friend Patrick to sleep with him >Bob knows that Patrick wants to sleep with me >makes a deal with Patrick that I will sleep with him if he sleeps with Bob >Bob expects me to go along with this >tell Bob to shut the fuck up because I want to sleep >Patrick leaves >Bob has to go to sleep truly butt-frustrated
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Back in my freshmen year of high school I had really poor self esteem and would basically date anything that asked, so my first boyfriend ended up being this creepy kid I was friends with. Within a week of our relationship he started talking about how we were going to get married and have like 2918292338092 kids. But I stuck with him because I was lonely as fuck.
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>Bob is now trying to get my best friend Patrick to sleep with him >Bob knows that Patrick wants to sleep with me
Anonymous
If you ever have or are now considering dating a bi-polar girl. Just don't do it. >Start talking with this hot as hell goth chick >Seems pretty normal despite her look mite b cool >We get involved, start fucking like rabbits >She informs me about a month after we get sexually involved that all my cum belongs to her >She starts getting paranoid I might masterbate >Whenever we're together if we aren't fucking she's giving me a handjob to make sure I wont be horny without her >Awesome at first >She starts referring to it as "milking" >She'll ask me out in public "Do you need to be milked tonight?" and shit like that >She really takes no pleasure in doing it, it gets old really quickly >Even the sex starts to get boring >She starts acting weird(er) than normal >Starts writing poems about the ways she wants to dismember me >Says she gets off on it >FUCKING NOPE >In the middle of all this I find a new apartment to move into a couple towns over, don't tell her >Start ignoring her calls >She starts sending me long ass texts about masterbating to the thought of cutting me and rubbing my blood all over her pussy >Almost puke over one she sends me >Tell her it's over, she's weirding me out >Texts get more frequent >She's pissed I moved and didn't tell her >Starts threatening to kill me >I block her number in my phone
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>>9673011 thanks for saving the thread.
good read/good advice
Anonymous
>>9673011 Would you kindly write down these texts for us, in case you still have them/remember them?
Especially the one you almost puked over.
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>>9672991 I consider him my best friend.
He considers me a good friend.
I'm fully aware that he wouldn't be nearly as awesome to me if he didn't want to sleep with me, and that he originally pursued a friendship with me because he was hoping to get into my pants.
However, we have developed a genuine friendship, and I don't give a fuck what his motives are or have been, he's my best friend.
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>>9673011 Bipolar girls are fucking crazy, but that girl's crazy wasn't specifically bipolar-crazy. I'm only making this point because I'm bipolar, and although I'm a complete wackjob, that girl was a whole different kind of insane.
Anonymous
>>9673022 I deleted every fucking one of those things. The worst one though was more masturbation with my blood and organs. She more or less thought it would be hot to cut me open and roll around on my corpse while fingering herself. She was actually a pretty good writer, and her less bi-polar poems were probably publish-worthy, so what she sent me was pretty damn descriptive, and very vivid.
She was a master manipulator. In retrospect, I don't know if she was doing that to try to make me fear her enough to do what she wanted, or if she genuinely got off on it.
Once I got to know her she stopped being one person, and she was really just a slave to her whims and her swings. She was different seemingly every minute of the day.
bi-polar
not even once.
Live by that motto and you will avoid so much pain and regret.
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Anonymous
>be dating a girl for a couple of months >seems relatively normal >having dinner at her ex's house >she takes me to the bathroom >tells me she's a fairy and wasn't born on earth >she's serious >her behavior gets weird over the next few weeks >she has to wear a silver mask to protect her aura or some bullshit >tells me she has to get pregnant immediately >"MY BODY IS MADE FOR CHILDREN" >no more condoms >every day she talks about getting pregnant to make more fairies >she wants to drop out of college to raise fairy babies >dump her
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>>9673073 forgot to add she claimed to have been raped six times by men she told to rape her
mfw
Anonymous
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>>9673062 With women you never know for sure if they're trying to manipulate you or actually batshit insane.
You're a good man for getting as far away from her as you could.
Anonymous
>>9673011 She's fucking insane but I don't think bipolar is the right word here
Anonymous
>>9673094 She told me she was. She also told me she didn't like taking lithium and had decided to quit.
I met her brother once or twice. He was somewhat normal aside from being superkawaiidesuanimefan. He told me she was bi-polar as well, and said their parents didn't care if she went off meds because it was "who she was".
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>>9673101 yes because you should always trust insane people when they tell you what the nature of their insanity is
actually that should be abridged to "yes because you should always trust insane people"
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>>9672765 can't read your shitty story, too fucking jumbled
Anonymous
I dated a couple crazy ones when I was younger. One took to slapping me and asking "what are you?" on a regular basis. She also videotaped stupid everyday things like our trips to the grocery store and people she found interesting in public. She was afraid of her own vagina and refused to wash it properly yet still took offense when I refused to go down on her.
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>>9671897 >Doesn't clean her pussy. >Why don't you ever go down on me?! I know that feel bro... I know that feel all to well.
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>>9673147 >is too uncomfortable with her vag to wash it >is comfortable enough with it to want a guy to eat her out >mfw Anonymous
I was with a tranny,she was on female hormones,
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>>9673306 >''I'm your princess'' >NOPE all i can imagine is this brick shithouse tranny from cell block-h and you in a school uniform.
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>2011 >Not having a relationship only with your thought forms
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>>9673306 >All of the hot, well adjusted trannies are taken even if they do exist. I will never be able to whisk one away to a remote forest compound where she will become my sex slave and her mournful cries of pain and regret as I plow her sweet ass with my pitifuly tiny cock would be heard only by the deer and owls. Anonymous
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not OP's fault, but goddamn this thread turned into /r9k/ pretty fast
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My first boyfriend was a rage filled wannabe satanist. He thought he caused the Thai tidal wave because his ex thai gf dumped him for being crazy and possessive. He was basically Borderline... Even the idea of someone leaving him made him fucking nuts.
Anonymous
>16 >messed up >cutting, wild sex, insane depression, etc etc >23 year old creeper >engaged to my friend >they invited me over, wouldn't let me leave and molested me >they broke up >slept with him all the time >skipped school to see him >told me he had multiple personality disorder >his "personalities" would lead him to cheat on me with other girls >told me his other personalities lived in his enormous collection of Care Bears >would hold a meat cleaver to my throat if i threatened to leave, or would hold it to his arms saying he would kill himself >finally realized he was nuts >cut off contact >reestablished contact a few years later >he's married to an eplieptic black girl >they had a babby, named Sakura >i fucking dodged a bullet there
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>>9673378 Jesus fuck.
>named Sakura Lost it there.
Anonymous
>dated? >overweight, kissless virgin >drunk every day with cute girl >16, 15 respectively >when I was too drunk to resist, she restrains me with handcuffs/rope >touches herself, rubs all over me >can't touch myself, she doesnt do it >she gets off on my frustration while grinding all over me >know this will happen every couple days, but still drink >pretend to be way more drunk than I am one day >she starts the little game >I untie myself without her noticing >she says some smart-ass thing about masturbation >I grab her and turn her over >raging boner obviously; she's sopping wet >fuck her until I can't >never did anything sexual after that
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>>9673389 i know, lol. I couldn't make that shit up.
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>mid-20s >bored one night wandering downtown >meet a group of goth kids from out of state >kick it with them for a week, including a few days back in their hometown >meet a girl, much fuckin is had >few months later girl calls me up >says she's with her girlfriend and they want a threesome with me >i say i've never had one >she says "well alright then i guess it's gotta be special so i think i can round up two or three more girls" >fuckyeahman.jpg >let's do this shit tomorrow night
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>>9673445 cont'd
>miss the train i wanted due to traffic >call her up and apologize >she's like that's cool take the next one >hop on the train >as i'm approaching the stop i can't get a hold of her, bitch supposed to be pickin me up >sit at the station for an hour, nothin >call another friend who lives nearby, she comes and picks me up >go back to her place, smoke some weed >pass out confused cont'd...
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>>9673448 >phone call wakes me up around 2am >its her one guy friend, says they got in a car accident on the way to pick me up >she's more or less okay so i convince other girl to drive me out to her place >get there to find she's got a big ol' frankenstein scar on her forehead now >parents come by as we're sittin on the porch with a pamphlet, "i hear this shit's dangerous, kids, don't touch it" >take a look, information on duster abuse >wtf i didn't know people even did that shit to get high >turns out they were huffing duster WHILE DRIVING >okay so crazy level just doubled, i got no way out of this girl's house for two days until other girl comes for the rescue >her period starts, of course >day two i buy us some booze, she's underage but whatev >she takes two drinks, gets in a fistfight with her dad >runs off into the woods >"wut" >me and her friends and family sitting around her porch waiting for her to come back >actually very pleasant people, we all drink the booze i bought, i casually flirt with her much hotter and more sane older sister >crazy bitch shows back up, sees this... cont'd...
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>>9673409 Funny shit man, any more like this?
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>>9673456 >she runs off as we notice she's there >family goes inside, i hang out smoking and drinkin >she shows back up, creepin into the porch like a frightened cat >i say "hey" >her dad appears at the window >she sprints for the porch door and across the yard >i decide to chase because why the fuck not >she's throwing shit in my way like in a cartoon >vaulting that shit like a gold medal hurtler >finally tackle her as the rest of the family catches up >she suddenly goes quiet wtf >oh she's holding her breath >she passes out >comes too, sees dad there >tries to run, dad puts her in a headlock >starts making strangled animal noises >holds her breath until she passes out again >fuck it >give my number to the hot older sister >walk to town and call my ride >NEVER >AGAIN there are some bonus fuck-yous in this story - while staying at my ride's house the first night i bought an ounce of ganja, left most of it there so it wasn't with me around her parents, then her mom showed up, found it on their counter, dumped it in the garbage disposal... also spent an hour at the beach with her before the drunken insanity, sometime while there i lose not one but both of the lenses of my glasses... oh and the proposed five-some not only didn't happen but there was no sex at all at all.
NEVER AGAIN BITCH
Anonymous
>>9673471 >oh she's holding her breath >she passes out Holy fuck, I thought only toddlers throwing tantrums did that stupid shit.
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>>9673471 I hope you learned your lesson about goth chicks.
Anonymous
>>9673474 honestly i didn't even know it was mentally possible to hold your breath until you went unconscious, much less twice in a row
>>9673471 believe it or not she wasn't really goth at all, just knew the goth kids i was hanging out with. sure she was a metalhead but my first bit of exposure to her revealed someone who appeared surprisingly stable compared to the insane goth kids i was hanging out with.
of course there was one of the goths i desperately wanted to stick my dick in, hanging out in her bedroom one night on acid i tell her this, she goes "ew, i thought you were gay." prty sure the whole thing with girl-who-turned-out-to-be-insane was just to prove to her that i wasn't. worked, still didn't get all up in that, but as time passed and i realized she was WAY WAY WAY FUCKING CRAZIER i decided that was probably a good thing. she WAS mother fucking hot as hell, though.
Anonymous
>>9673489 So she was just another self-obsessed child of the modern age then. Live and learn bro. Sucks you lost all that pot.
Anonymous
I dated a girl that wasn't really crazy just clumsy and ditzy at times. The weird things about her were that she had a giant DVD collection, some she didn't even open, she just horded DVDs. And on the right side of her body she had flowers and girly things tattooed and on the left starting at her shoulder and running down her arm were Bub the zombie, Freddy Kruger, Jason, Micheal Myers and Chucky with his bride. Oh and cum always goes on her face, was one of her main rules, even if we used a condom I would have to squeeze it out onto her face.... actually I think I want her back lol
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>>9673496 yeah, that's the only thing that really made me sad, getting in the car with girl and telling her the story and being like "well at least i got a big fat sack of weed waiting for me back at your place," her saying "yeah, about that..." was the creamy jizz frosting on a fat shit cake. of course that sobriety only lasted until i got back to my house in the middle of the hood, where i had three bodegas within a block of my house.
overall it was a learning experience and one more insane story to add to a repetoire of fucking insane stories.
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>Be 16 at the time >Be openly, flamingly gay >Be male >One day, talking to friends >SUDDENLY, LAND WHALE. >Landwhale asks if we can talk >what no >I haven't talked to Landwhale since I said 'hey' to her in seventh grade once. >WRAUAJUEAHUGARGRA >oh fucking christ what >"WE'RE THROUGH" >rakes claws across face >walks off >stand there with bleeding scratches, trying to figure out what the fuck just happened >i still have no idea what happened that day. >captcha 'love madly'
Anonymous
oh oh i forgot there was a little more shit to that story: after i got back to other girl's place, stayin the night before she drives me back home, tellin her this story, mention how after all that i still haven't been fucked... keeping in mind this girl isn't particularly good looking, kinda round, puddin' face... but used to always tell me how much of a slut she was... i'm like, so we've been kicking it for a few months now, why haven't we had sex yet? she goes, "oh... yeah, you're not really my type..." BITCH I AM LIKE FIVE LEVELS ABOVE YOU ON THE ATTRACTIVENESS SCALE AND YOUR BITCH MOM JUST THREW OUT TWO HUNDO OF MY WEED
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Had multiple personality disorder and each personalty represented her id, ego or superego- two of which were both spirits of twins from a concentration camp and have had some run ins from dr. Mengele >very suicidal >said if I didnt marry her, her and a group of people 'connected' to her would all die at the same time >liked pokemon >cheated on me, like, all the time (one guy looks almost exactly like me)
Anonymous
>>9673521 I met a really hot chick that said she only liked fucking ugly guys once. Then I felt bad because we fucked.
Anonymous
>>9673535 >cheated on me, like, all the time (one guy looks almost exactly like me) >that feel when they fuck your doppelganger Anonymous
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omg lol great thread.
Anonymous
>>9673545 You're the doppelganger!!!
Anonymous
>>9673607 then that means... /I/ was the clone!
Pedonymous !!Yt4AmPxM3rB
>>9672107 What's wrong with what he said? Get a fucking thesaurus.
Anonymous
>>9673539 ouch man. this girl was a chubby little white girl who only fucked true hardcore gangstas. told me of a few occasions when she'd be drivin down the freeway, see some random nigga in a car, flag him down, have great side of the road sex, then go their separate ways. i'm like, yeah, you'd be dtf with me, right? NOPE NOPE NOPE.
s'okay, she probly had the herps.
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>>9673607 Nice try doppelganger. Save it for Queen Dopplepopolis.
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>>9673678 dude that's totally the way to go. if theres some girl you wanted to bang and couldn't, well, she probably had the clap
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>>9673668 That's fucking Doppleganger talk!
I hate Dopplegangers!
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>>9673648 Who cares you both banged the hot redhead.
Anonymous
Not too crazy, but it weirds me out sometimes.
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QI like em a little crazy, but this one takes the cake.>fat, uppety cunt at end of high school. >met her 3 years later, slim, hot. What the fuck happened? >start dating, find out she's a bit strange... >honestly believes she's some preistess sent from the heavens >confesses she has a massive rape fantasy (later found out she was raped by a bunch of blacks) >withholds sex for three months >shit gets crazier, she gets more distant. >She bit my lip HARD one day when I kissed her, drew blood, said that she has tasted my blood and now owns me. >after four months of blueballing she fucks some other guy and breaks up with me by proxy. >try to contact her to get some goddamn answers >she tells me she knew what I was planning, and cheated to break the blood bond (wtf) >also says she took some of my hair when I slept and now she has cursed me. >crazy bitch.
Anonymous
Sigh I guess I'll share. Because this bitch was insane.
>>Date this girl I went to higschool with >>She's really aggressive, has daddy issues, EXTREMELY emotional, would flip shit at the drop of a hat. >>First girl I've ever loved/Getting regular sex so put up with it >>Find out he brother tried to rape her when she was under 10. Wtf. She also has extreme trust issues and is possessive, flipped the fuck out any time I would talk or look at another girl I know, you're thinking wtf why put up with this cunt, but see above.
>>We fight constantly, I'm booty blind trying to hold the relationship together >>We take a "break" after two years >>During the break she meets some other guy, starts fucking him, keeps it a secret for 2 months then decides she's "not happy" and leaves >>3 months later she's engaged>>3 more months, married>>Now pregnant with hellspawn I'm assuming >>Tried to get me arrested for "stalking" her when I passed her unknowingly in traffic one day...in the opposite lane without seeing her. >>Get extremely depressed afterwards >>Become alcoholic >>Attempt suicide 3 times (once with alcohol) >>Mom asks me if I should check myself in somewhere. Fuck that, got my shit together >>Still in monthly therapy to this day Fucking cunt. Tried to curse her but I don't think it worked.
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>>9673783 Nice notgreentext retard.
Anonymous
My ex could top anyone in this thread.
Anonymous
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OP coming in for the bump.
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I dated this one girl for a year that was fucking crazy as hell. This was when I was 20-21, I'm 28 now. She was like 5 years older than me and we both used drugs heavily. Also while we were together she decided that she believed in God and wanted to be religious and wouldn't allow certain music in our house or certain programs on the tv. She would also think that I would sneak out during the night and fuck other girls. And when I would tell her I wasn't she would flip out and be like, "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LYING TO ME!!!" One night she even got up during the night and unlocked the door (I know she did this because I always made sure the doors were locked before bed) and woke me up the next morning and was like, "See I know you snuck out, the door is unlocked. And she would also freak out about the thought of me masturbating and would think I was masturbating in bed with her at night. She even woke me up a couple of times freaking out cause I had morning wood and would hit me in the dick. And one morning she poured water in different spots on the bed and told me she saw me on my knees jacking off and cumming all over the bed and that I couldn't deny it.
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bump bump bump
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>>9673953 I'm willing to bet money that she won't top mine. I'll give you three hints about mine: guns, cocaine, New York City.
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>Be desperate average girl in middle school >Find the one outcast, odd quiet kid >Try to seduce him >Decide kissing is yucky so dump him >change mind and get him back >fuck like crazy (mostly me, he didn't really care about sex) >he tells me about hallucinations he has, and voices he heres >tells me about how he goes walking at night when he can't sleep and once punched a guys window just because >smokes a ton of weed >break up with him >start dating someone new >he threatens suicide >demands time to spend with me >starts doing a lot of drugs just so he can be around me >writes a 100 page novella about how crazy he is and how much he wants me, gives me a copy >starts doing meth >drops out of highschool >the last time I saw him he was showing me his apartment and the giant blood stains on his bed from fucking a virgin
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You know what, fuck it, I'll tell you about mine so I don't have to babysit this thread.>discussion about psychopaths on /k/ (yes, OUR /k/) >meet cool guy, talk to him by e-mail >guy gives me AIM contact >within five minutes of AIM convo: guy is actually female! >wants to move to NYC >conversation RAPIDLY progresses; holy mother of fuck, we are each other's perfect SOs >girl drives to NYC for ~8 hours, high on dextroamphetamine to not have to stop for sleep; brings a trunk full of guns, good times had by all >live together for a few months >she increasingly becomes distant from me, goes to fetish clubs, has intense BDSM, one fucker tries to enslave/serial-kill her or something, she pulls her gun on him, they get into a fight, then he gets a glimpse of sanity and runs away >eventually she steals a bunch of money, guns, and valuables from my house and drives off while I'm out on an errand >yours truly has a mental breakdown >maintain contact with her online for maybe half a year >she finds a successful career >I'm still not over her
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Holy shit, this thread's stories gave me more uneasy feeling than any other thread on /x/ has ever given
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>>9674635 Oh, P.S.: she was unusually attractive physically. Out of my league, really. ~6' tall, ~120lb, platinum blonde, Nordic blue eyes, built like a sports model. Frighteningly intelligent. She knew about some esoteric topics that I didn't (that's saying a great deal), and had a greater knack for computer science than me (that bit REALLY kills me).
Mother of fuck I miss her. The universe played a very evil prank on me. I'll never be able to find anyone more compatible than her... Even if I do, it'll probably take decades, when I'm no longer young.
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>>9674652 I always used to look for girls that were into shooting, but I soon realized they're generally crazy as hell.
Sooner or later you realize having one who tolerates it is good enough.
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I don't suppose there are any psychopath girls kind of in that same description reading this, are there..? I'm so ronery. E-mail included in appropriate field. I'm very useful. Can't get into detail, but I'm very useful indeed.
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>>9674651 >WE ARE THE MONSTERS WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR Anonymous
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>>9672975 i think i know this "bob" where did you met him general city state
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>mfw i read those posts and wondered how could any of you be with psychos like that >mfw i've dated a weird girl too and just remembered it >mfw i have no face
>>9674792 The most tragic factoid of it all might be that I cannot settle for sane anymore. I've had two miserable relationships with sane, intelligent girls after her. They made me privately want to claw at walls and cry.
The psychopath girl was a Player Character. The sane ones now all look like NPCs to me. Do you understand the analogy?
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>>9674838 fuck, i do...
im currently into one girl, and i noticed, recently, that she has somethings just like "the weird one", luckily, she is muuch more fun to be with.
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>Meet girl in middle school, have to show her around our school. >Instantly become bestfriends. >We hangout everyday, she's fat as fuck and greasy as shit and super obsessive. >No idea what the fuck I'm doing with her. >Go on a date with this guy who's almost graduated, we don't even really like eachother. >She tells everyone we're dating. Fucking humiliated. >Whatever. >She tells me she likes this guy, so we all hangout. Don't know why I still trust her. >The guy she like's bestfriend likes me. Little native fuck, year younger than me. >She forces me to date the river chimp so her and his bestfriend can get together. >They don't end up dating, so I dump the little fuck. >He becomes obsessed with me, threatens to kill me, my bestfriend and my newest boyfriend if I don't love him. >Wtf? >Dad finds out, almost get restraining order. >To this day, he is still obsessed with me, it's been more than 3 years. >Ditch that stupid little cunt, she's put me through way too much shit. >Go over to her house like, 18 months later with mutual friend. >She has pictures of me on her wall.
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Phh these stories are nothing on mine:> Be 18, meet semi-biker chick lookalike at bar > Asks if I want to go home with her > Say yes, get in her car > She hits 120mph+ on narrow lanes > I'm partially drunk, find it amusing in a terrifying sense > Spend night at hers, fuck and drink some more later > Next morning, both have hangovers, her's severely worse > Asks if I want to go to the mall with her, but if I can drive because her head is killing her > Sure thing > Go 47mph in 40mph zone > She screams at me for driving dangerously > mfw
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omg this reminds me of this girl i made out with. she wasn't really crazy, but something about her made me uneasy. like she was the type to just get really needy and i'm a really independent person, so i knew i had to nope the fuck out of there>start dating a guy. he's chubby, not a real looker, kind of a snobby geek >start by acting normal, a bit bossy and competitive. he's a beta, so he backs down >then progressively start getting weirder. i begin to talk about fairies and how this or that are real >one day tell him i find murder beautiful, put the best crazy face i can make >note i never called him or anything, he was the one who approached me for dates all the time >one day tell him i wanted to keep a room full of jars with fetuses, maybe abort one of my kids when abortion is made legal so i can taste human flesh legally >he freaks the fuck out, i'm dying of laughter on the inside >he never calls again >date another guy, this is actually hot, but extremely dumb >notice he isn't interested, low blow to my pride. i'd thought about fucking him, then leaving him, there went my plan >he asks me about a childhood friend he'd seen in my facebook page, she's a blue eyed chubby blonde. >i introduced them >still hurt and jelly, i act like an immature prat and i tell her he smokes pot >she breaks contact with him >he calls me to argue >i convince him it was an accident and that it was his fault for not being honest > i deleted him from facebook, never talked to him again
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>>9674572 Maybe not on that one. Though with the caused misery, still winning
Why don't you share. I will type mine up later, I'd this thread is dead I will start a new one citing my post here.
On mobile right now.
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>>9672975 I think I know you. Bam!
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>>9674962 Heh. Mine did 132mph in a 1998 Pontiac Trans Am on Taconic State Parkway. 5.7 V8 Modded with a cold air intake, glass packs, and removed resonator. I was there. She was doing ~90 in a 65, a state trooper's radar set off her detector, and she bolted.
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>>9674575 Why are kids in middle school fucking and smoking weed now?
>14 years old >meets guy online >4 years older then me >talks to him online and on phone >starts to talk every day on phone >finds out he's bipolar, well ok >tells me he puts cameras in his little sisters room to watch her undress >still is with him, idk >parents let him go to my state to visit me >attempts to have numerous sex with me >never did anything but kiss a guy so NOPE >goes home >week later break up with him and start seeing a guy at my school >two weeks after dating him he comes back and stalks me >goes to my friends house (no idea how he got her address) and harassed her. >goes to the mall I used to hang out and threatens my friends. >runs to me and kisses my forehead. >leaves. >later on receive messages saying I'm a whore and terrible person He also if I recall masturbated to children porn and had it on his computer. He had a few lawsuits against him. He threatened to kill himself many times and always wanted me to mail him parts of my pubic hair..
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>ex stabbed himself in leg with me sitting right there >"you like girls, QQQQQQQ this is where you took her?!" >bled all night >next day acts like nothing happened
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>>9675034 This turned me on for some reason.
This is a good manga.
http://www.mangareader.net/lying-mii-kun-and-broken-maa-chan-precious-lies I'm getting drunk on some 40%.
My psycho beloved drove through midtown Manhattan with two AR-10s, half a dozen quality handguns, and my select-fire AKM. I could've called the pigs on her and informed her of this fact by SMS. I didn't do it and felt like fucking garbage for threatening her with that later.
She stole a few dozen 7.62 7N1 from me, that really hurt. That was my "defend against SWAT" ammo and I can't get more ;_;
Anonymous
>>9674962 not too abnormal
she prob uses alcohol as an excuse to break rules
I noticed goodie goodie a-type personality middle class girls do that often never knew why
never met a ghetto girl or non honor roll kid that did that
Anonymous
>>9674981 congratulations on being a horrible person who sabotages your own relationships because you have nothing to offer another person
>>9675208 Shit is so fake, yeah. The effects of alcohol are typically overrated, too. I've never been drunk enough to have a lapse in memory, and I clearly remember myself acting in awful ways when heavily drunk (laughing like an idiot, climbing on top of furniture, walking on hands and knees), but that's about it. It's a disabling downer, anyone using it as an excuse to get violent or reckless is actually naturally that way.
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I never dated. I did ask a guy out once but he cancelled at the last minute.
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>>9674981 sly troll is sly
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>>9675244 heavy drinker here. I've had lapses in memory, blackouts going on a couple hours. It is not a fun thing to experience. I had one in an unfamiliar city. I remember entering a bar. I started remembering things again at an intersection, frantically texting someone for a ride.
Not a girlfriend but close enough>Kind of a loner in middleschool, end up meeting another loner and we become friends >Stay friends into highschool >Stop being in the same classes because I was highly academic and she wasnt >She starts to get extremely jealous of the new people I meet >"I hate all of your new friends, they're a bad influence on you, they're going to corrupt you." >Tell her thats not true and that I can be friends with more than one person >She doesn't think so >"Anon I really enjoy our private walks home together, I want to be with you like this always" >Tell her I like walkin home with her too and that we'll always be friends but that I'd like to have other friends too >"But I love you, I love you so much anon, I can't let anyone else have you." >Tell her I'm not into girls >"That's okay, I love you so much, I would do anything to be with you! I'll get sex re-assignment surgery to be a boy and then you'll be able to love me!" >I don't think that's a decision you can take so lightly.jpg >"Anon my moms even okay with me doing it!" >Ask her mom this >SHE'S ACTUALLY OKAY WITH THIS "because we belong together" >WHAT THE FUCK >Tell her I think we should hang out less >She starts cutting herself >Says it's to prove her love and that the more I try and pull away the further the cuts get >Fucking scared >Tell her that it isnt normal >"Yes it is anon. You have to drink my blood, you're a vampire." >wat >"You're the Edward to my Bella anon"
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>>9675594 oops accidental sage
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>>9673704 My boyfriend does that too! I think it's kinda cute.
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>>9675594 9/10 for a good laugh.
polite sage for no relevent experiences.
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>>9675665 Echolalia is cute <3
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~xXsHaDoWfAnGdArKw01f666Xx~ !!efTQj1/lbB1 Fri 09 Mar 2012 07:02:00 No. 9675834 Report Quoted By:
I know crazy girls can be fucked up >___< but this isn't exactly paranormal guys........
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>>9672975 >Bob is now trying to get my best friend Patrick >Bob trying to get patrick >Bob >Patrick mfw I live in a pineapple under the sea
Anonymous
I dated this guy who was a writer and he said he suffered from anxiety and paranoia. He mentioned he had suffered three nervous breakdowns in recent times. Being a dummy, I ignored this because I liked him.
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>>9675863 ...I...I think I know who that is.
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>>9675902 Bullshit. Where are you from?
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>Go on a date with a girl off CL >Get a picture of her on my cellphone (looks way below average but I have low standards so yeah..) >Talk her up, she has tons of shit to say and is quite talkative >Decide to go on a date >I have to pick her up >Pull into some shady apartments >She this monster woman come out, looking like a stunt double for the creatures in The Hills have Eyes >I notice her waving at me >I look in my back seat to see if someone is behind me >She gets up to my car door and starts to tug on the handle >I immeditely lock the door and put the car in reverse >She starts to freak out and begins to pull on the handle harder while pounding on my passager window >I start to back up quickly and she ends up collapsing by whiplash of the car >I put the car in drive and slowly start to drive off >I look in the rear view mirror and see her get up off the ground to chase me while crying and shouting out "Please don't go!"
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>>9675863 been there, been walked away from, been horribly scarred by it. i'm not him, but on his behalf, let me plead: why did you walk away? do you not recognize the obvious signs of a fellow human being in need?
i get that in the long run it wouldn't be a healthy relationship for you, buuut... c'mon, now.
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>>9675917 Chicago. Were his initials CMJ?
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>>9675929 We were young, I didn't want the hassle of it. I tried. We got along very well. Towards the end it was just like he was a totally different person, and mentally I have my struggles with depression and anxiety and I didn't need another stressor.
>>9675937 ...yes. What the balls is this?
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>>9675954 HOLY SHIT he's a really good friend of mine. He's got his troughs, but he's really a great guy.
I've walked in on him doing weirder shit, though.
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>>9675983 I once came over to his place and there was a work in progress sculpture of a fully-sized human male made of balled up socks wrapped in white duct tape. When I asked him why he was making it, he said he knew when he started but now the thing was just scaring him and he needed to finish it so he could dump it somewhere and never see it again. He then said he was afraid it may come back, so he was considering setting it on fire when he was done. He had a Russian AM radio station on (he does not speak Russian) and was playing several different pieces of classical music simultaneously from four different sources. Occasionally he would walk over to a piano or his guitar or some other instrument he had lying around and play various things, all ending in him playing something very violently and then stopping, whistling the same tune (sounded familiar, don't remember what it was) calmly and sitting back down. He was smoking a lot of cigarettes and drinking a lot of coffee but said he wasn't doing any drugs.
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it's something in that cold chicago air
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now we just need cmj to chime in...
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Dated a girl after highschool, she was incredibly clingy. Like showing up at my house before I even got off work and waiting for me. Even though I told her beforehand I had plans. Stuff like that.
>>9675972 >>9676017 Let me get in touch with this individual please.
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There was this one girl I dated a few times in high school and almost did again within the last three months.
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>>9676063 How would you propose I did that without risking his personal info?
>>9676148 My posts have a contact e-mail. Do the math. If you can't, take LERNIN 2 ANONYMITY 101 first.
Anonymous
I've got a "Be careful what you wish for story"
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>>9676185 I'm giving him your email address and telling him to contact you ASAP.
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>Meet this girl, 7/10 >Give her about 10 orgasms, then rough sex in doggy >Complains that it hurts >Don't stop >She gets mad at herself for it hurting, tells me I can hit her if I want >Keep fucking >Yelling at me to hit her >Smash her in the back of the head and knock her out >Leave
Derefts !x3TitsVCok
>>9675120 >>>/r9k/ Also, "getting drunk on some 40%"? A 40 is a 40oz bottle. Not forty percent. Your ass ain't fooling anyone.
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~xXsHaDoWfAnGdArKw01f666Xx~ !!efTQj1/lbB1 Fri 09 Mar 2012 08:08:00 No. 9676306 Report Quoted By:
>>9676291 most liquors are 40% abv you know :|
>>9676199 Much obliged.
>>9676291 :rolleyes:
40% refers to any spirit with 40% alcohol content. I'm being one of the cool kids by saying that shit, i.e. I don't give a fuck what it is I'm drinking
Anonymous
>>9675226 Maybe, to be honest I go with what I feel. I didn't feel anything towards those guys, so I just amused myself without really hurting them.
>>9675371 Not a troll I swear.
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>>9676337 You're the kind of girl i like
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>>9674575 Is fucking like rabbits normal for middle schoolers?
I mean, I know I'm not one to talk /19yearoldvirgin but Middle school?
>>9676316 dude, your a massive faggot.
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Man all these crazy stories give me the weirdest boner.
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>that feel when your girlfriend is into all kinds of kinky shit - ie. strangulation, rape play, bondage, blindfolds - and then tells you she was raped by her real father >that feel when all the degrading shit you do to fulfill her fantasy is shit he did >that feel when she has nightmares about it sometimes, where recent sexual events don't star you, but her father
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
I used to own and operate a security firm and I had some real crazies that worked for me.
>>9676554 Provided what you say is true: I'm positively inclined to join a PMC. I'm also convinced I'd be a strong asset. The main reason I haven't joined the military is because I'd be like a cat in a dog pound over there. What do I do? Do you possess any useful connections?
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>>9676316 I really hope that your trip is truly temporary because you're kind of embarrassing all of /x/ right now.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9676620 You usually need military or other specialized training, e.g. engineers, doctors, nurses, accountants. The only employment you could possibly receive within a firm without the aforementioned would be administrative positions, and those require large amounts of experience. Also, cooking, general labour, etc.
Also, most firms are criminal as fuck. Smuggling, killers for hire, extortion, thievery, and general dickishness are the soup de jour for most firms. I can count on one hand the number of large firms that are not involved in some kind of faggotry. C.R.E.A.M.
Advice: PMC's sound exciting and rewarding, but they're not, as I have stated above. If you think being in your country's military would be hard for you, a firm would be infinitely worse. Get on Tor or whatnot and look around for stories about Omega Services, Saracen International, or Sandline International.
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>Sophomore year >dating a girl a year older than me >at her apartment, hanging out >she gets mad at me for some reason, don't remember why >I stand up to leave, as Im walking away she wraps her belt around her knuckles and punches me right between my should blades >what the fuck >I get pissed off >she falls to the floor crying, saying she's sorry >she literally grabs my leg and doesn't let go, like a little kid
>>9676753 But friend, you've mentioned three degenerate jackoffs who used to work for you. How did they get in? If you say through experience, what does that say about the wisdom of selection bias by so-called "experience"?
>CREAM ^_^
When I say I'd be an asset, I'm not actually referring to being a grunt with an M4. I'd be a moneymaking asset.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9676858 I was 24 when I started my firm and had recently been blackballed by former employers for quitting. Nearly all of the people in my employ had worked with me in other firms or were close friends including the fellas I mentioned above. All performed their jobs with immaculate professionalism and poise. Raul was definitely the exception. My firm was a non-com group, we only trained legitimately recognized military/police. We needed a medic and Raul was literally the only guy who would work for the terrible pay and well-hated employer (me). He was also only with us for 8 hilarious days. Well, 7; stabbing someone isn't exactly humorous.
Military work isn't exclusive to the utterly sane.
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>>9673011 >threatens to kill you you should have gone to the cops.
that would have been great.
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>>9675120 >mfw I read page 30
>>9676989 How the devil do you start a PMC when you're twenty-four years old? Where did my life go wrong..? I'm not a mental deficient by any means, yet here I am nearly 30 years old doing odd jobs to get by. Listening to that lyric about the 'starting gun' in Pink Floyd's 'Time' sometimes brings tears to my eyes.
You don't have to sugarcoat it. I've heard this spiel before. If you don't like me, just say so and we can move on without my whining.
Anonymous
>>9676753 Hey there Mr. Swagger.
I'm gettin ready to graduate a 4 year degree from Bumfuck-U with a BA in who the fuck cares.
I'm a former 11B1P from 2/75 with two deployments under my belt and who was fucked out of Ranger school (PLT politics - lead dickface died in a car wreck and the other OD'd on painkillers - karma).
I'm thinking about PMC work as most of my buds hit that shit when they got out.
Where do I go and what do I do? I've kept in relatively good shape and handle an M9 as well as a Ranger would.
Thanks.
-G
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>>9677054 You are nearly thirty by your own admission. You should've stopped whining SEVERAL posts ago.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9677057 >googlemaps >find small town pop less than 2,000 >become cop in said town >find mate >have dozens of fat children >live wonderful life That is the best advice you will ever get.
You're welcome.
>>9677054 Took me three years and every penny I had earned since I was 17. Not to mention the unwavering support of friends and family. My father was serious business in one of the larger firms in the 80's and 90's and I grew up on base my whole life. My father groomed me to be a soldier my whole life even though I wanted to be a tailor (not joking, not even a little). I'm not some bad ass warrior, I'm actually a drunk lol
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9677137 >>9677057 And name one of those midgets "James".
That way, every time you look at him, you'll remember some faggot on the internet is responsible for your now happy life. And that you didn't die in some god-forsaken shithole like New Jersey, or Somalia, w/e.
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>>9677049 >mfw ALSO
>>9677169 >uptimpa James captcha approves whatever the fuck you're talking about.
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>>9673704 I do this sometimes but only when I'm talking on Ventrilo. Sometimes I'll repeat part of what I say to myself, under my breath.
It's strange and kinda uncontrollable as I only notice it after I do it, but I wouldn't say it's crazy at all.
Anyway, my two ex boyfriends were stable people, but I've started to fear getting into a relationship with how many people/friends I've seen get into relationships with abusive, leeching whackjobs. But luckily, since I'm aware of it, I doubt I'd ever let that get too far.
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It was around 9pm, and my boyfriend at the time was driving the two of us back from a local mall. There was a bit of a mixup in judging a turn, and he ended up driving into oncoming traffic. Being that it was a "HOLY SHIT" moment, I, of course, was saying "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT." He safely pulled over after about 20-30 seconds, and began making fun of me for freaking out over it. He would even continuously try to mimic what I said that night over the course of the next few months.
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>>9675120 This fucking manga.
>I'll protect you, because I'll protect you. >dat recursive logic I feel like this got published and then the mangaka got carted away somewhere.
74R0monst3r!!!! !!YB4D49W0WKM
>>9677137 >I'm actually a drunk lol u said u quit drinking on talkpara!!!!1!! -_-
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>>9677137 Brother, I would shoot myself in the face if I ever "lived" like that.
I loved every minute of every deployment. The sense of "when's my fuckin time up?" along with how I actually felt ALIVE - nothing has ever come close and I could never work a 9-5 job for any schmuck that I thought I was better than.
I've got some compadres making a circuit from Thailand to India to Pakistan then back here. I plan to hit 'em up and see what the work's all about.
Don't really care about killin. I've had a pretty fucked up life so the value of human life is moot.
That being said I plan to get a Fed job later in life doing secret-squirrel-type shit. But I needs exp overseas first. And language skills.
Burnin through the Rosetta stone right now pickin up Arabic.
Fucking arabic.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9677263 I said I quit drinking liquor.
>>9677295 Have you ever been wounded in combat? That feeling of " I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!" can go away real fuckin' quick. Although for some it only exacerbates the situation (see Boris Grishenko).
The only real advice I can give you is know your employer before you sign up. Talk to EVERYONE who knows anything about them. People they have trained under contract, former employees of every variety, and most importantly people they have fought against if anyone.
>Rosetta Stone Mah crackah. I have French, German, Russian, Hebrew, Arabic, and English. For sale of course...
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>>9677360 ahaha and I've got dudes that torrented the shit out of it.
After I finish arabic Imma work on the diff dialects.
I blend in in most ME countries so..yah.
Rgr that's what I've heard from my buds doing baby jesus-knows-what over there...and nah I dodged all the fire. Got in fuckin two days after Tilman went down.
for your time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlsEAy4bkcc Anonymous
I think I'm one of the crazy people you'd see posted about in this thread.
>>9677137 I had a completely different upbringing with useless parents. It's quite saddening just to what extent a human being is the artefact of their environment. Oh well.
Does it help if I'm fluent in three languages besides English? Ok, I'm fluent in one of them, and very good in two others. None of these is Spanish.
>>9677295 Would you like to make some money with me? I have something coming up. I'd rather do it alone, but if there's a good candidate, it's also doable with two people.
/x/ looks a hell of a lot like /k/ all of a sudden. Meh, that's the board I spend 4/5 of my 4chan time on...
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>>9677439 Don't take it personally but I'm about as inclined to meet with someone on 4chan as I am to shove small pointy things into my dickhole. lol
Thanks for the offer, though!
And yah - we're all very much the products of our upbringings. Shit's fucked up.
captcha: wicked fmovers
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>>9677406 >from my buds doing baby jesus-knows-what over there >I've got some compadres making a circuit from Thailand to India to Pakistan then back here Heroin, slaves, and opium are the staples for firms in that area. Not implying your friends are cunts or doing anything untoward, just giving you a heads up.
>Dat video lol'd mah tits off.
I personally would have sent a charge up her ass the first time she said 'No'.
>>9677414 We need to become acquainted maybe. I fucking love fight-sex. Never been with anyone who was into martial arts, so what you say fascinates me. Also, going out in the woods for a hike, randomly attacking each other (we had rules, like no weapons, no running away, etc) and the winner gets to rape the loser. ^_^ We wore BDUs, played with pointy-shooty-explodey things, it was so cute and fun ^_^
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>>9677470 >Heroin, slaves, and opium are the staples for firms in that area Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9677455 >>9677439 Fuck your childhood, you can escape it. I'm an amateur tailor now, I'm going to do it professionally in a small town one day just to make my father roll in is grave.
>/k/ is one of the shit tier boards. It is to be avoided at all costs. malkav !pWsEnOhXnM
>>9677470 Iiiii wouldn't be fuckin surprised if they were. We all got a bit jaded after we learned that our supposed "ideals" that had been spoon-fed to us since birth were a load of crap.
Fuckin blows to grow up thinking you're the good guy then find out that everything's kinda reversed. We're basically Rome v2.0...running around fighting "defensive wars" wherever we choose to invade.
And yah I figured that thailand had to do with slaves/ whatever..same goes for India - they have a huge thing with forced prostitution or some shit if I remember correctly...can't imagine what would be in pak-land other than opium.
That vid is fuckin cash. I'm done for the night. Was up into the wee hours last night busting my ass for this pointless degree I'm about to earn.
>mfw I only entered college to become an Army Officer then was kicked from ROTC after budget cuts in the senate demanded massive cut-downs. Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9677540 >I only entered college to become an Army Officer then was kicked from ROTC after budget cuts in the senate demanded massive cut-downs. Sorry, but I lol'd heartily, life doesn't give two dicks about our plans.
Good night, mother fucker. And be safe.
malkav !pWsEnOhXnM
>>9677522 /k/ can be pretty fun though. I go to Opchan for the more serious conversations. Opchan is full of fuckwads though, especially some mods who delete valid shit that simply grinds their gears. The great dilemma.
Anonymous
She liked Twilight. A lot.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
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>>9677568 Is operator still serial-killer central?
Anonymous
>>9677522 i'm not interested in your other work, i am interested in your tailoring. how can i learn that?
Anonymous
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>>9677721 please? i want to work in your tailor shop!
Anonymous
Hehe..>date girl first love >rather normal year >she cheats so we break up >in hs with friends >she delivers bag of everything i ever bought her, torn up and cut >book called "when im with you" had "my life sucked" on it (that stuck) >$200 necklace, all sorts of crap
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
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No actually no... Wait, come to think of it.>2 sisters I know >lives down my old street >both sort of 'go-green' like their mother >our school had this thing where older pupils had to act as sort of 'mentors' for the younger ones (2yrs) >it was individual, and they picked me for her >one day my dad tells me girl whom I was mentor for was at the door >told dad 'she breaks up with me' >lol >come over for new years, years ago >come to realize older sister has scribbled runes >all over her walls >with blood >apparently it said 'go to hell, fucking Santa' >the sisters also told a freaky story where they had a double decker bed, sister on top was about to roll out of bed and break her neck, and other sister woke up just then and saved her >my little brother played hide and seek at their place once >they were three >brother hid underneath a table >someone touched his foot playfully >ran into the bathroom >the girls came from another room >no one was bathroom >the thing was completely black too
Anonymous
>>9677768 I'm a SISTAH!
and thanks, ima look at that!
Anonymous
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>>9677586 Oh god, take it from me. If she acts like a complete child STAY THE FUCK AWAY. Some women just never grew up and if you give them the dick they will haunt you for life. So much drama and mediocrity.
(Wo)manchildren: NOT EVEN ONCE
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
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>>9677811 Also, you should know who the coolest tailor of all time is.
Elim Garak
>>9677768 Anonymous
I have an ex named Tiffany, and we dated overall for three years. One year after we were together we began to have sex. She claimed to be a virgin, as was I, however the experience that was described as de-flowering a girl never happened for her and her hymen was broken before me. She claimed to never masturbate and she also did not allow herself to have any sexual feelings outside of having sex with me, but she also went into a catatonic state at times during sex. Also during these three years, she did not open up about her past. People that she described as friends actually later admitted to never really liking her as a person. And then there was this story she could never talk about to me with when she was eight or nine when she was playing in a bathtub with clothes on with an older male friend and he tried to kiss her. But there were multiple stories of her being with boys older than her who have tried to kiss her. After a while I thought about it and put two-and-two together and thought that perhaps she had been raped by these people, and her way to defeat the trauma is to completely block out the memory, which is pretty normal, or even create new memories in place of what happened which is also normal for a girl her age at the time. Underneath her exterior she was very strange. Whenever we would get into arguments, she was a passive aggressive time-bomb who apparently heard something completely opposite of what I had said, or argued with points completely unrelated to the context of our argument.
Anonymous
>>9677854 Fights in general seemed to set off some strange reaction in her head and she would often go hide in a corner some where if I yelled out of frustration because of the mentioned activity in our arguments. One day she hit me while I was tickling her, and my nose started bleeding. I yelled "ow" really loud but I didn't yell at her. After my nose stopped bleeding, it took ten minutes of comforting her and telling her I was okay and there was no harm no foul but she would not get out of the fetal position as if I was going to start beating her if she got out of it. This one experience was very shocking to me, because it was before we ever started arguing and fighting. But everything in her life consisted of conflict. Her grandmother was a power hungry tyrant, whom she lived with after her parents kicked her out and disowned her. Since we've broken up she's been sexually confused, and has apparently been dating complete assholes and your typical 'renegade' who are clear reminders of her father who kicked her out of the house in the first place. Now let me tell you, her father kicked her out of their house and then moved the next day across the Puget Sound so she couldn't find them and go home. By the time we met, she was already a fucked up individual.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
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>>9677870 >>9677854 She was definitely abused in some way. Sounds like she had a serious case of PTSD.
Twenty bucks and my left nut say she was raped, repeatedly, over a long period of time.
Anonymous
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Crazy guy I dated tried to manipulate people around me, use scare tactics, etc, to get me out of our "social group" aka people he only hangs out with when he's fucked up so doesn't even matter. Literally had people watching me and stalking my social media. Strangers started coming up to me at places he knew I went to said the weirdest shit and like smiling at me, not in a friendly way. One even SAID "I have to make sure you don't know what I am talking about hint hint". I felt like crazy for a few weeks but I am pretty sure that was the plan. When it got to the point where it was implying real violence I stopped caring and realized it had to be a joke. But just in case I have everything, screen captures included, saved. I come from an extremely serious military family so if he did any research at all I doubt he would do anything. I just can't believe someone would go for so long dedicating themselves to hurting someone they barely knew.
Anonymous
>>9677870 typical abused future heroin addict.
not much you can do.
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>>9677899 Yeah dubs, I'll probably just watch her life wallow away while I'm sipping on twenty-five year old whiskey, attending the local University during my final years until I have a Master's Degree in a yet not known field.
>captcha: navy unirly probably working towards an upper Navy Officer.
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I dated this girl once who claimed to be a werewolf but had 'forgotten' how to transform. Then as the relationship progressed (I don't even know why I let it go past that), she said she was something she called an Arcillance which was the offspring of a dragon and a werewolf. She said that dragons and elves and faeries and all the other fantasy creatures lived in this place called Caineria or something like that. She made up a language, writing style...
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>Looking back, I don't know why I dated her. >Bonus points if she's violent. Mmmm.
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>>9677757 OH! Also! Ill give you a text verbatem
"i had a dream you cheated on me. Fuck you. I dont want to see you today"
After we broke up (before the party) she would text me at random times saying "i hate you", but call like twice a day crying she missed me.
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>>9678000 Amen to that. Holy shit. Sex with a 'normal' person feels like a procedure. Do this and that in this order; don't do that, that or that; and don't even think of telling the bitch what you REALLY want to do, or she'll leave you or even call the cops. With the crazies, I was FREE. I was FREE! And I do mean "crazies" as in plural; I've had two more "remarkable" relationships, though the latest and greatest takes the cake. I used to be with a white supremacist Nazi cosplayer. She wasn't much on BDSM, but we had conversations and plans like you wouldn't believe. The reason she exited my life was she got into a fight with some cunt in her dorm; the cunt scratched her eye, and she started operationally defending herself with an operator Ka-Bar like any sane person would. Aforementioned cunt gets one tiny laceration on her forearm, starts screaming bloody murder, everyone on the floor converges, cops grill my crazycakes for four hours with no medical attention (she was bleeding from her face). No charges, but she got expelled, her parents kicked her out, and she went to California to live with her aunt or something. :(
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>>9676197 "I believe God is a sadist, but probably doesn't even know it." Unterfeldwebel (Sergeant) Steiner, Cross of Iron 1977
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Mine are too long and strange to greentext. Get over it.
Anonymous
Pretty soon, Shawn hears about it, and he starts camming with me, too. But he has a cam, and he'll talk to me. He starts asking me what I think about Emily, and if I like her. And if I'm interested in him yet, all of that. Say I'm not really interested in either of them.
Anonymous
>>9678187 Not convinces me. Oops. >Tries convincing me.
Anyway, after that talk, it simply went on for like, four months with him thinking one - sidedly we were dating. Told me one day Emily and him got in a car accident. She ' died, ' and he just got really banged up. Showed me a ton of scrapes and cuts I'm pretty sure were self - inflicted and shit. Just kinda go with it anyway.
Then one day I start dating this girl, and my friend told Shawn because I wasn't about to say shit because he was fucking psycho anyway. So he gets on cam with me, and he's holding a knife to himself and every time I tell him I'm really just not interested and everything in him, he starts cutting and he ends up bleeding like fuck everywhere.
Finally gave up, turned off cam and told him to do whatever the fuck he wanted, and signed off.
Quiet for a month, get paranoid he killed himself, do Google searches on him and all. Nothing. He gets on after that and tells me he's taking up drugs and swallowing pills and he's in rehab on and off and holy mother of fuck.
Just kind of ignore him and he starts sending me clips on my phone of himself cutting his wrists and one of him cutting up his leg and ... weirder shit than that. Forwarded all of it to his mom, and stopped talking to him. Blocked his number, made new emails and everything, and just ... nope. Nooope. Don't know what happened to him or anything. And this was like, six years ago, so no, I don't have any of the videos or anything.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9678214 Please tell me he has a facebook or something similar.
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>him cutting up his leg and ... weirder shit than that.
Anonymous
Second one. Guess I can green text this one. Easier than the other one.> Meet this guy some four years ago in chat room > Have mutual interests, so add him to messenger > Get talking to him every day, have general awesome friendship > This continues for a year > He comes down to meet me; was smart and brought friend everywhere with us > First night over, he has jet lag and sleeps on recliner, and I sleep in my room with friend > Second night, he keeps up with us, so we decide to sleep on couch and he can have my bed > Instead of the millions of places to sleep, he lays on the floor, scoots up against the couch, and lays under the overhang of our blanket > uhmokay.png > Wake up and he's leaning over the arm of the couch, leaning kind of right in my face > Awkwardly laugh it off and go through the day > Dragged to the mall, bought me an expensive AF > Last day over, he constantly keeps putting me in his lap and nuzzling me and getting offended when I tell him I don't want him touching me > He has a RAGE fit over dropping his iPhone and ends up breaking it > ... nope.avi, he has worse anger issues than my dad > Take him to airport to send him home, he says he has a crush on me > Tell him not interested, watch him leave with friends, then go home
Anonymous
>>9678250 No idea, this was awhile ago, like I mentioned.
>>9678226 Uh, his neck, his penis, his chest. One involved his ass ...
>>9678260 > Constant flirting for the next three years. Always buying me expensive stuff and sending it to me even when I don't even mention wanting it > Kind of just ignore it after the general THANK YOU I LOVE IT hype, and only bring it up if he asks > Then about two years into the three, he's asking me how to kill people and get away with it, since I write a lot of murder mystery shit > Slight nope > Starts telling me how he's getting ' urges, ' and shaking when he's around people > Nopenope > Stop talking to him for a few weeks > One day, he writes this awkward story and sends it to me about a ' Hunter ' and a German girl > Tells me it's one of his fantasies > This goes on for about a year, and I finally move, and feel safe enough to block him and stuff Things were awkward.
Have the story still if anyone is interested in that.
Anonymous
>>9678187 Sure sounds bisex
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>>9672050 Remind me to never buy a butterfly knife.
This sounds exactly like my situation.
Anonymous
>>9678265 Me, or him? I'm lesbian, never been interested in a guy. Wasn't even interested in ' Emily, ' it was pretty much all ' her, ' hence the ' try dating her. '
Anonymous
>I gave a girl my first kiss >She gave me a sexual harassment lawsuit >I had 4 witnesses >She had none
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
>>9678264 >Have the story still if anyone is interested in that. Is that a serious question? Chop, chop, yo.
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>>9678286 You fucking rapist male chauvinist pig
http://www.livememe.com
Anonymous
>>9678291 This is gonna take a few posts, I keep getting errors about it being too long.
With nary a sound, the Hunter crept through the tall grass, a primal urge guiding its every step. Shallow, hungry breaths escaped its lips, threatening to alert its prey to its presence. The hunter did not care, being so close to its quarry, the scent of terror cling to the air. Already, its mouth began to water. It could already taste her, so near, so afraid. Creeping forward with supernatural grace, the Hunter reached out and parted the blades of grass before its face, revealing a small glade. There, her back turned to it, its prey sat atop a rock in the middle of the clearing, next to a small pond. Sobs wracked her tiny frame as she reached down for water, using it to clean the blood and muck of the last twenty miles from her bronze skin.
It was almost too much, too delicious an opportunity. The Hunter almost lost itself to its bloodlust right there, almost sprang from its vantage pointed and put an end to the chase, the longest one yet. With a great swallow, it fought down the urge, forcing itself to watch, to savour the fear and hopelessness. This would be over soon.
Anonymous
>>9678280 >implying lesbians exist I guess this is /x/. are you also a fairy?
Anonymous
>>9678304 Small, delicate hands wiped at the stains with a feverish obsessiveness. Tears streamed down her face as she worked. "Warum? Warum mich...?" she muttered in between sobs. That she had made it this far was a testament to her will to survive, however misplaced. A minor inconvenience, and one that only served to make the hunt more exciting.
The tall blades of grass parted easily before it, each careful, silent step bringing it closer and closer to its prey. Like a savage jungle cat, the Hunter's approach was stealthy; without warning. In less than a dozen careful strides, it was duly within the clearing, merely feet from the sobbing, shivering little lamb seated atop the stone. The tangy taste of blood and sweat and tears clung to the air. The hunt would soon be over. The Hunter's breaths came out ragged and harsh, the morning chill forming little puffs of frozen air in front of its mouth. Time slowed to a crawl. She was just outside of arms reach now. The moment was perfect, her back turned, the rips in the tattered rags she wore exposing fair, glistening flesh. It was almost erotic.
SNAP
Anonymous
>>9678308 No, get a life. I never claimed to be some hot beautiful lesbian like in the pornos.
>>9678306 The sickening crack of an invisible twig beneath the Hunter's foot exploded in the silence, shattering the perfection. A primal roar erupted in the Hunter's mind, almost demonic. The perfect Catch, the greatest high, ruined. With a start, the sniveling whelp jumped to her feet, twisting about to face the Hunter. Her eyes were wide with fear, all the blood had drained from her face. It had to be now, the Hunter thought. This ended here.
A single leap is all it took. The Hunter pounced upon re terrified female, who was barely able to utter the tiniest squeak, so great was her terror. With inhuman strength, it forced her to the ground, clawed hands ripping at fabric and flesh. Fresh blood seeped from the many gashes appearing on her delicate, porcelain skin. Now she screamed.
Her wail was loud and pained, ringing through the surrounded fields. It had to stop, no place stayed deserted forever. With a snap of the neck, the Hunter closed it's mouth on her throat, sharp fangs digging into her skin, tearing arteries. The coppery tang of blood flooded into its mouth, driving it into a heady frenzy of violence. Biting down, ripping back and forth, the Hunter dug into her windpipe, and with a sickening, fleshy tear, ripped a chunk from her throat.
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>>9678312 Jerking itself upright, the Hunter savoured the moment, the flesh and blood in its mouth, the arterial spray that quickly coloured the dirt a deep, delicious crimson, the amusing gurgle that was the only sound the warm carcass beneath could make.
Moments passed, and soon the spray of blood subsided to a steady flow. The convulsing beneath him slowed, and life vanished entirely. The Hunter sat astride the corpse triumphant, having reached its climax, the hunt having attained its zenith. With legs shaky from the euphoria that now washed over it, the Hunter rose, its clothing drenched in blood.
Taking another final look at the young woman laying motionless at his feet. The moment was beautiful. Perfect. As the crimson fluid seeped into the earth, the Hunter turned, and without another glance back, left the body to rot in the high summer sun.
( end )
Jimmy_Swagger !!1SBz/cBFms+
LOL. Thanks for posting it.
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>>9678335 Sucked since he isn't a writer, but thinking that someone who was pretty much my stalker wanted to do that to someone made it a little awkward to read.
Anonymous
Dated a girl for two months. What a clusterfuck. Every word out of her mouth was a lie. In the time that I "was special and she only loved me" she kept like, eight back up guys. Picture related. I'm working on compiling evidence, lumping it all into one blog, and sending it to all the guys lol.
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>be 15 >start dating some girl friend hooks up with >same age but a grade lower than me >Calls me everyday first week things pretty good >Gets depressed one day and spend over 3 hours trying to convince her not to kill herself >starts cutting herself and sends me pics >Constanly talks about suicide watches creepy ish like Blair Witch Project >turns out she's been raped >gets raped again while we're together >make up break up several times, I'm on an emotional rollercoater >after staying up entire night with her can no longer take it >wakes me up at like 6 am >Dump Her
Anonymous
1/2>couple years back >get suckered into dating on craigslist by my older brother >I had no idea how to do it, so he made all the descriptions so I thought it would be at least worthwhile to try and socialize. >couple weeks goes by, forget about it completely > Two weeks past I get an e-mail from "Jennifer" and pictures. >Beautiful girl, her eyes are the thing that really got me, very light blue. >beyond my standards in beauty, being a person from the chans. >I thought it was some scam but I played along and responded. >She found my personality "interesting and kind hearted" from the way I wrote >but all around it was gooey talk. >turns out she wanted to meet me for coffee >Sure why not, but in the back of my mind I had doubts. >She wanted to meet at a buckies >good ten minute walk I arrived early and waited >Get a message, "I see you!." >Expect some over the top greeting and girly hug from behind >Nothing >two minutes pass, I'm curious as fuck >message her back asking where she is. >"it's a secret." >I just think it's a joke and I talk aloud getting stares from the other people >"I won't tell" >"I won't tell" >"I won't tell" >"I won't tell" >four fucking messages at once >ten minutes passed >Now I was pissed off >Picked up my things and left.
Anonymous
I dated a guy once, and he managed to hide the fact that he lived with his mom for a few months, since we mostly went out or hung out at my house. When I finally met his mom, I found out she legit thought the Government was watching her every move through her microwave, and found her once picking skin off her vag with tweezers and a small mirror claiming that they raped her with spy microphones and she had to get them out.
Anonymous
2/2>"where are you going!" >I message her back "Haha, nice joke, you got me." >"what joke?" >after that I turned off my phone and focused on getting home. >walked into my door and collapsed on my bed >got rather emotional >browsed for a bit and hit the sack. >wake up, clock beams somewhere around 2 in the morning >Headed straight for the washroom >Started smelling something odd >I was half awake so it didn't really bother me that much >forgot I had plans today for lunch with my father >turn on my phone >14 messages >the first three were fine, it was just repeating messages >then I checked the others >each got weirder and disturbing. >"So you're just gunna leave without saying hello? Fuck you pal." >"ur neighboors r so nice" >"u there?" >"Here I picked up some drinks!" >"you gunna open up?" >"FUCKING ANSWER YOUR PHONE!" >"HELLLLLOOOOOOO" >"I DID SOMETHING NICE, THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO DO THE SAME" >"YOU WERE REALLY NICE, COME ON TALK" >"oh u r sleeping sry." >"I'll keep the tv down." >"urs is the one not opened." >by now im dead quiet and spooked to shit >I yelled out almost screaming, JENNIFER YOU THERE? >I waited five minutes with a manual for starcraft broodwar ready to beat the shit out of whatever opened my door. >coffee on the table, one opened. >Searched my fucking house top to bottom >Slept over at my brother's >haven't heard Jennifer since. >Switched to earl grey.
Anonymous
>>9678396 I don't think I want know how they casually brought that up
Anonymous
>>9678356 besides proving she's a cumdumpster;
those posts do good effort to making you all look like illiterate grammar-hicks.
Anonymous
>>9678408 Haha, which part?
He warned me when we were first walking into his house that his mom suspected their microwave. I actually walked in on her vagina picking since she was doing it in the middle of their living room, and that was when I decided to gtfo finally.
He admitted the condom thing to a mutual friend later.
Anonymous
/x/ really does have the most females out of every board.
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>>9678427 >Whatcha doing Ma? >Just keeping the fbi out of mommy's special place honey. I shiver at the very thought of an average day in that household.
Anonymous
>>9678402 >coffee on the table, one opened. wait what? Care to explain that part?
Also, did you talk with your neighbors about it? did they actually talk to her?
Anonymous
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For some reason this thread is actually making me feel uneasy...
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>>9678418 I'm not in any of the screen caps I posted.
but yea, my grammar has gone downhill since high school. I'm lazy.
Anonymous
>>9678442 There was two coffees on my table
My neighbour was a old friend of mine
apparently she said she was my sister and wanted to surprise me. Thank fully he knew it was bull & didn't give her the spare key, I was just retarded and forgot to lock my door.
he also described her to the picture, right down to the eyes. funny thing is I never actually saw her in person.
Cypher !!YoroOqgmuy0
>>9678454 you have pic?
and contact?
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>>9678454 That's just fucking creepy man... I think I'd become super paranoid afterwards and get a dog... or something.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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I was dated this girl called Camilla.
Anonymous
>>9678458 got nothing
I haven't heard from her at all after that.
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>>9678395 >>9678402 That's some fucked up shit. She didn't even come in and give you a handy or anything? What a bitch.
Anonymous
She also hated being busted.
Cypher !!YoroOqgmuy0
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>>9678472 You said you had pic in story, non-nudes are fine.
I actually had a similar experience with a girl that sounds exactly like Jennifer, by the same name bro.
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>That feel when reading the ones that involve someone off craigslist >That feel when I met a girl off craigslist, briefly went out and she was pretty normal >That feel when this thread makes me not want to play with fire and avoid craigslist all together.
Anonymous
>>9678477 hey dink. defriend her and never look back.
she's obviously turning you into a basket case.
Anonymous
I got a few little stories here:>start new job >get good friends with a girl there,cool person >get to know she´s bi-polarand bi sexual >no big deal for me >has a boyfriend, get to know him, cool guy,lives arround my corner >has rleationship problems all the time >she hits on girls at work all the time >hits so aggressively on some girls it really upsets them >if she was a guy she´d get fired for sexual herassment >her bf doesn´t know of course >stands in front of my door some night after fight with bf >start getting slightly annoyed >her roommate moves out,asks me to move in >in need of appartment, say yes (rent was cheap too) >in retroperspect:WHYDIDISAYYES?
Anonymous
>>9678502 cont:
>move in >she gets super clingy >breaks up with bf a few times >says she is in love with me >tries to seduce me >she´s not my type so NOPE >she get´s passive aggressive >acting like I´m so bad for not liking her back >tells bf she likes me >gets back together with him >feels weird every time he comes over but he´s cool >she doesn´t take her meds,doesn´t "need" therapy >get´s horny like a rabbit regulary trying to seduce me >talks to me about every little shitty problem >Doesn´t need therapy becasue she has me >(wtf I´m not your therapist!) >have her hospitalized twice bc she was sucidal >cheats with a 32-year old woman in hospital >says she´s bi-sexual and needs both, a gf and a bf >her bf isn´t happy but let´s her do what she wants >womans bf threatens her, is not happy at all >she gets paranoid about hospital-womans bf >reacts like "come at me bro" in messages from said bf >crazy bitch >this shit is too crazy for me so: >tell her I have to move out >threatens to kill herself >I have a cat >sais she NEEDS my cat, they belong together >obsesses about cat,sais cat and her married >NOPE >gets aggressive, trashes the hallway >tried to blackmail me with shit after I had moved out >never contacted her again Anonymous
>>9678497 She LIVED with me for those two months. Pretty much the worst two months of my life. She'd complain that she was so horny, but if I even say next to her she'd start crying. She constantly threatened to kill herself and often stormed off in the middle of the night talking about how she was going to sell her body or something. I invested a lot of time and effort into trying to care for someone, and all they did was lie and push me away to meet internet husbands.
Plus she is now claiming I raped and starved her, so... yea. It's deeper than blocking her and moving on.
Anonymous
>>9678505 next one:
Another one from many years back
>be some sort of manga and j-rock-fanatic ugly kid >know noone who likes that stuff >depressive as fuck >meet group of girls in some manga store >start talking, they follow me home, we stay in touch >one girl stands out, troubled as shit but intelligent >she´s manipulative, puts down all other friends >except me, we become some sort of platonic couple >skip school, stay up all night, stray the towns, good times >treats everyone shit except me >I feel sorry for the others,usually comfort them >get to know a girl online >nice type, makes me realize other girl manipulates me >still stay friends to crazy girl >she starts hating everyone I talk to >afraid of loosing me >internet-friend visits, want to meet her >manipulative girl find out, wants to follow >can´t stop her from following cont.
Anonymous
>>9678511 Smells like it's time for a restraining order bro. That bitch is fuckin' crazy.
Take all those FB photos as proof.
Anonymous
>>9678518 cont.
>ruins everything,being insane >I get tired of shit but stick to her >she has noone else, lives alone already at age 15 >me meets a girl, almost instant love >gf and me plan on driving to concert together >manipulative friedn calls me and cries >she´s sucidal cannot be alone >good friend I am, skip the concert and my gf and visit >she´s FINE >wants me to get food for her >tell her I´m not a fucking servant of hers >she jokes "yes" >me gets angry,tell her she can fuck herself >go home, don´t answer messages, calls >she starts telling lies to EVERYONE who knows us >she´s manipulative, so most people believe her >except my gf, only a hand full of people sticks to me instead of her >she turns into my worst enemy >dresses in the way she knew I liked girls to dress >she was more of a punk before >changes whole personality >fucks arround >makes sure people tell me about her >gets bf from thailand > "almost japanese desu!" >moves to thailand >I´m sure she became a prostitute. Anonymous
>>9678511 >two months of your life >It's deeper than blocking her and moving on. no it's really not. that's a psycho bitch cunt you're dealing with and you've gone and become obsessed.
move the fuck on man.
Anonymous
>>9678477 I was the one insulting your grammar before..
this second post just made me facepalm.
Literally... Your "girlfriend" was talking to a furry.
That'd be enough for me to change towns in embarrassment already.
You both chat like you have the GPA of a downs and I hope i'm being trolled.
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>>9678522 Last one
>start new class >everyone in class seems either boring, dumb or both >one girl seems pretty cool >not my type though >never talk >end up in the same group for a project >we were both obviously into piercings so: >start talking >she lives 10 minutes away from me >admits she though I was cool fro the beginning >has a bf, don´t think there will be emotional drama >meet up a few times, visit her >also meet bf, play games and stuff >good times >she tells me about her past >crazy shit , got abused >believe her >stories get weirder >okay, she has troubles, maybe mythoman >we get new folks at class >get along with some >she gets jealous >I smell manipulative behaviour >gets angry when I cannot visit all the time >some friends stay over my place over the night >she gets to know >never talked to me again because she wanted me to come over to her that evening >never was talked to again lol >>mfw I attract the wrong people. Anonymous
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>>9678523 ...really, you think charges of rape and torture go away with a block on FB?
>>9678525 That's still not me she's talking to.
Anonymous
>Go to school early a few days to work on project >girl is there >get to talking, shes kinda cute, pretty funny >we have some of the same friends >ask around a bit about her >nothing but good things >hear some rumours she is a little weird but whatever >start talking on fb and texting and shit >start to hang out >eventually becomes best female friend >we hang out alone, she likes to cuddle >we cuddle, spoon etc, >try to progress a little >grab ass, tits etc >get no acknowledgement >one day hanging at my house >everyone has gone to sleep >says she is cold >okay to my bed cause blankets >takes her shirt off and climbs in >whatever, i've seen her topless before >spoon for a big >starts wiggling her ass at me >raging boner >all of a sudden >"I have to leave lol my dad is here" >umm ok >never touch her again >jump forward a bit >tell her I just want to be friends cause clearly going nowhere >other girl I liked before says she likes me now >interested in other girl now >friend girl hears and starts getting jealous >says I am two-timing her >starts saying her dad abuses her and shit >says I am safety blanket and shit >whatever >make it clear that we are JUST FRIENDS >she doesn't understand that at all >she tells me to let her know what I want to do >ok, I am going to date other girl and you and I will just be friends >YOU HAVE HURT ME TOO MANY TIMES ANON >starts going on for months about how I am piece of shit >doesn't want to be my friend >relationship w/ other girl is going amazing so I don't give two shits >barely talk to her
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>>9678588 Part 2
>go away for couple weeks on vacation >come back turn on phone >text messages >bunch of awkward jokes about how we should have threesomes >wants to wear my clothes and shit >we are just friends >starts going on about how she hates me >bad mouths (sp?) me to everyone >spewing lies about how I fucked her and shit >all her friends hate me >whatever motherfucker >stop talking to her 100% >tells everyone I text her all the time >that I am in love with her >remove her and all her friends off fb & delete numbers Cut that shit off, literally 100%
>at a friends house party >she is there too >look at her briefly when looking around the room >smile awkwardly >don't look at her or say anything to her for the rest of the night >omg anon was totally eyefucking me >more lies >starts telling all my friends >everyone is like wut? >finally people understand welcometomylife6monthsago.jpg
Current relationship with the other girl is amazing though, cause this girlfriend hated her all along \o/
Cypher !!YoroOqgmuy0
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>>9678519 >transferred to new class at uni >one girl was hot piece of ass. >we hit it off >end up partners for multimedia assignment >we work on it at my place >assignment filming finished early >She wants to tape us fucking, finds it kinky. >we fuck >we start talking in her afterglow while she's in my arms. >says she has a bf, but she's falling hard for me. >I tell her I'm flattered, but I'm not as available as her. >Threw her out of my apartment. >She started a roumour of me only having 3' penis. >became laughing stock after I 'accidentally' the video all over the campus networks to prove her wrong. >boyfriend dumps her >now claims I made her pregnant, despite having vasectomy. >>mfw I attract the wrong people. Anonymous
>>9678591 >>9678588 Forgot to mention that apparently she talks about me all the time and is still "in love with me"
This girl is the definition of a neediness and clinginess.
Stalker in the making.
Great ass though.
Cypher !!YoroOqgmuy0
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>>9678602 Orly, you have pics to prove the ass statement?
Anonymous
>>9678602 already looking before I posted
Think I deleted them all once I cut off connections though
Anonymous
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This thread, despite being not really paranormal and whatnot, has been the most interesting read I have had in 4chan for a long time.
Anonymous
I'm too afraid to post mine because they all were 4channers and one of them (the most crazy one) was a /x/enophile.
Cypher !!YoroOqgmuy0
Cypher !!YoroOqgmuy0
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>Date a girl >seems pretty normal >shocking pale blue eyes, pearl white perfect teeth >eventually she tells me with these wide eyes that her ex-boyfriend was an angel >... an alarm bell was ringing >she had this insane look most of the time, probably due to those perfect eyes and teeth >'He told me he was an angel. Of course he isn't lying to me, his wings are hidden from the mortal eye...' >Shit >she is into rape-play even though I hate it >one day she comes out of the kitchen (hurrhurr) brandishing a kitchen knife in her hand >wide eyes again >'If you ever leave me, I'd kill myself.' >ruh-roh >end up doing very silly immature things like clogging her toilet with a giant shit and tons of toilet paper to get her to dump me without hurting herself
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>>9678823 Shit, forgot the image.
Anonymous
>meet a girl in drama class >she's a smoking hot 8 / 10 (2 points taken off for DAT NOSE) >Weirdly enough, crazy blue eyes I'm starting to notice a pattern here >get invited to her house >I have a major foot fetish >she has killer feet, slightly boney, only increases my boner >end up hitting it off with sly flirts >tell her her feet look really pretty >10 minutes later after much giggling that she thinks it's sexy that I think her feet are cute, she rubs my cock through my jeans with said feet >HNNNNNNNNG >5 weeks later, she hasn't spoken to me since >get invited round her house again >'I've been throwing myself down the stairs lately.' >mfw
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>>9678967 >mfw I forgot /x/ doesn't have spoilers WHOOPS.
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Man...>> Manipulative Dad (Assume sexual abuse. Can't find anything definite. Think she blocked it out.) >> Drunk Stepdad abuses her half sister (purely physical.) >> Psychotic "Step Mother" (Basically half of this thread but a manfaced girly girl.) >> Nutballl actual mother (Treats GF like shit or just plain ignores her existance. Spazzes out GF and I choose my much more stable family for holidays) >> Grew up in Major city, saw flashers on a weekly basis >> Neighbor girl molested her when she was 4. >> Claims all her past relationships were "sex slave" type stuff. >> When flirting and getting to know each other she claims she is very sexual and can't stand not doing something X times a week. >> Missionary 90% of the time. >> 10% Doggy >> Nothing crazy >> Not even the pooper. >> Sex is weekly basis only. >> Paranoid that I masterbate too much. >> Master at giving head if it weren't for her gag reflex.
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Can't believe this thread's still here.
>>9673011 I'm this guy. And I remembered a weird little happening while I was with her.
>Having sex one night, it's pretty good >She manages the big O, which is rare for her >We lay there for a couple minutes and she suddenly sits up >Start asking her if something's wrong, etc. >She doesn't reply, just stares at me blankly >I try everything to coax something out of her >Finally wonder if she might be having a seizure or something >Pick her up, take her to the shower >Put her down and she just stands there in the shower, staring at the wall >For like 10 minutes >All of a sudden she just reaches out, turns off the water and gets out of the shower >Dries off, goes into the bedroom >Falls asleep on the bed I don't know if she was sleepwalking, or what, but she claimed she didn't remember it.
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Has this been archived yet?
Anonymous
I have a crazy story. A little back story though, I had lost my virginity to some crazy white trash and had fucked her for a good 6 months. The pussy was decent but after that I was a huge introvert and hadn't been laid in years.>be 18.5, meet girl in napster chatroom >slowly get to know her, she has a hippy loser bf >She sends me pics, we eventually chat all the time that a long distance relationship happens >becomes bitchy and cold, goes out on a date using the actual blinddate website from the tv show >I get all clingy and pissy and whine to the point her mom says give me a chance >she eventually comes to visit me and we go to the beach for 2 weeks with her family >finger her,eat her out, get BJ's but she's a virgin so it took some time > I move to Canada a month later to be with her >Parents are nice and quiet at first but a week later, fight and scream and bitch all the time. They are portuguese so I guess that is normal
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>>9679629 >The constant fighting and bickering drives me crazy and makes me miserable > Find out gf and her mom have a wierd symbiotic relationship > the mom can't even go shopping alone,needs her daughter around all the time. > Find out we're not allowed to get our own place, mom is too clingy, thinks the cord is still attached > They do everything together, including spending lots of time alone in the bathroom with each other. Have conversations while taking dumps, changing pads, etc. > I'm creeped out by this > she develops habit of sleeping 2 hours a day and staying up late with mom watching tv but then gets online after that > Find out she's flashing the goods to other guys online, but I keep quiet and record all evidence via keylogger > Find out guys chat with the mom and the mom totally condones it >GF apparently sleeps with a guy with the same name as me at her work and goes from cashier to assistant store manager at Dominion/Metro grocery store Anonymous
>>9679659 >She starts flashing the goods and baiting for my uncle, scumbag hits on his own family members wife >After almost 5 years of marriage and 8 years of living together, I just start ignoring her and sleep alone > Tell her I want to leave, she realizes she can't control me anymore, starts throwing pussy my way > I reject her pussy, bitch keeps shaving it, waving it in my face > I finger her until she's about to cum then just leave her hanging and laugh at her > Begs me to give her a key to my new place >bitch must be crazy >one day comes to me calmly and tells me she is ok with me leaving > I got confused, as a friend girl, she says sounds like she found another guy >find out she's been straight fucking this portuguese guy, no relationship or anything, just hardcore fucking every chance she gets Anonymous
>>9679689 > I check the keylog get the guys name and confront her > her and her mom get scared and stay out 2 hours in the middle of the night before coming home, waited for me to fall asleep > bitch mom knew about portuguese guy and condoned it as well, her parents always held it against me that I wasn't portuguese. > She tells me i invaded her privacy, tells me she cheat because "Well maybe you were cheating too, so that means it's ok for me to do it" fucking whore women logic >She gets pissy with me, I tell her I got stacks of evidence of the shit she has been doing with all the guys and dare her to try to ask for anything from the courts. > I take half our money, 25K and split >before I can get a chance to move out, her mom gets in my face and tells me I have half the money and to move out now. I bite my tongeue because I don't want more trouble with these crazy bitches > thank god I had a friend who was free to help me move that day, took 4 car trips. Took a few more trips on another day. Anonymous
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>>9679708 The thing I don't understand is she lived this sheltered life always glue to the parents. When I left, she was allowed to get a house and move in with the portuguese bf. She hated me looking at porn and had forbid me to get a webcam to talk to my family back home. She said it was cheating if I looked at porn and i might use the webcam to chat with chicks.
The keylog revealed that she looked at porn all the time, was fond of dog sex and labia pumps. Scary thing is she had a dog for 12 years. Being stuck in that house all the time with the dog, kinda scares me at what might have happened. The mom was so obsessed with her spending time together that even if we went to a movie or lunch, it would start a huge fight between them. It eventually just became too much. Scary thing is after fucking this new guy, she started showering him with messages about wanting to have his babies and she wished she had two of his babies inside her. She also wanted to roleplay with him wearing diapers. seriously wtf was I thinking. Best thing is I'm still in Canada and have met some solid friends/bro's. I used to live in a small town but now I'm in a big city and there is always something to do.
I also met this really good Asian woman about 9 months after I got seperate. She's one of these " The man deserves to be treated like a king and I will go out of my way to please him" type of asian women. She only says no to anal, but she takes damn good care of me and is as loyal as hell.
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bump.
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>>9677471 I love fight sex too, especially when I'm winning. Your games in the woods sound fun, and maybe you'd be my type, but I'm not yours anymore. I'm pretty normal and non-crazy these days. Also, I'm an Ausfag, so there's no chance of anything ever eventuating (since I assume you're American). Long distance no no. Anyway, to keep the crazy stuff going,
>After months of dying relationship, finally tell boyfriend I don't love him anymore >He leaves that song "You've lost that loving feeling" song playing for me to find because he's a fuckwit who can't verbally articulate his feelings >he initiates the break up (this time, I'd tried to break up with him so many times before he he never listened) >I pack some clothes and take off to my sister's house >Go round to the place I shared with my boyfriend to get more clothes and stuff. Bring friends. >He kicks my friends out, and then starts smashing shit >I leave, but message later telling him I'm coming to get the rest of my shit >Go back and later find that he's dumped half my stuff on the porch and added a new lock to the back door, thinking it'll stop me from getting in (Back door was the only way in, no key for front door) >Form plans with friends to remove and bypass new lock >Go there when he's not home, successfully get the rest of my stuff, replace lock so it looks like it's ever been tampered with, then fuck off >Ex starts calling me later and telling me he wants me back. Ignore him. >Ex starts harrassing my family and friends, even emailing cousins of mine he's met only once or twice >Ex meets other friends of mine on the street, and they tell me he bursts into tears and breaks down when they mention me >Don't give a shit. Too relieved to be rid of him. >Last I heard, he'd got fat and was hanging around anti-scientology rallies.
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>>9680189 Too bad. I'm practically across the planet from you.
Well, you've got my e-mail, at any rate.
