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!gG3ToofE3k No.9840668 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright, believe it or not, the power rangers are fucking real.

Last year, me and my friends were on this road trip from an unnamed city in NY to another unnamed city in NY. We stopped at a truck stop to eat something and use the bathroom. We were there for a long while and there was this guy who looked homeless hanging out near the tables outside. It was spring so the weather was nice. He was in t-shirt and jeans but he had this weird wrist watch. The guy came up to our table and asked if we had any food or money to spare. I ordered two hamburgers so I felt like a fatty so I gave one to him. He took it and started walking away but then I asked him "ey man, what's that on your wrist?"