Ok you fuckers, the original Umbra thread finally 404'd. TO RECAP:
About a week ago, someone posted a weird radio station on Spreaker.com
Link here: http://www.spreaker.com/show/umbra
So, we start listening to the files, and it's a shitload of numbers being read by a synthetic female voice. We start translating them, and the messages are all about stopping the Circle of Light, something happening on May 1st of this year, and how time is running out. The thread got archived [for the most part], and can be found here: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/x/41449/http-www-spreaker-com-show-umbra-x-philes-has-the-invasion-alre
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Warning, it's a ton of text. Oh, and SAGEMAN shows up once or twice.

SO! now we've got a new message, and your humble AudioDude has been slamming his face against the wall, trying to decode it. I've made some progress, but I might just be insane and seeing patterns in static. I'll post my progress in a moment.

So, what say you, /x/? Can we decode the mystery of UMBRA in time? or will May 1st come around and... um... and... uh... do... something? Hell, we have no idea what's supposed to happen then. All we know is time is running out.

DO YOUR PART, /X/! HALP US PLZ.