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!WuvOsumF7w No.9902440 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Sometimes when I'm bored I go on Missing Persons websites and look for weird shit. This is pretty weird:

Location: Fayette, West Virginia

>On Christmas Eve, 1945, the Sodder family home burned down. The cause was traced to defective wiring despite the fact that Christmas tree lights were still on after the fire started. The oldest two sons and daughter and the youngest daughter survived, but the five middle children were missing and no trace of their remains were found. Believing that the fire was a cover for the abduction of their children, George and Jennie Sodder spent a fortune on detectives to investigate.

>Several pieces of evidence and eyewitnesses backed up George's kidnapping belief. In 1968, a was photo mailed to the surviving family; on the back was the message: “Louis Sodder, I love brother, Frankie. Ilil boys A90132”

> Detective C.C. Tinsley was hired to investigate the photo and where it came from, but he vanished and was never seen again.