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Anonymous !NANNANNANA Mon 16 Apr 2012 06:58:00 No.9915276 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9915377 >>9916760 >>9916865 >>9916907 >>9931460 >>9934167

haven't seen a good nope thread in a while.

ill start

>girlfriend complaining about weird shit happening when shes alone for a few weeks straight
>thinking "shes a woman shes just crazy"
>notice its really getting to her but still skeptical
>just us two in the house
>sleeping
>wake up 3am
>most awful feeling of dread ive ever felt in my life. unexplainable how fucking horrible of a feeling it was
>look over at girlfriend
>shes awake and looks scared shitless as well
>250lb dresser on other side of the room suddenly tips over
>NOPE.AVI

ran the fuck out of our house and sat in my car till morning.

Niio -Za

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Niio -Za Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:00:00 No.9915288 Report

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Pics or gtfo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:01:00 No.9915305 Report

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bump for more NOPEs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:03:00 No.9915331 Report

Quoted By: >>9915435 >>9919294 >>9919825

> took a shit.
> splashed into asshole.
>nope.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:04:00 No.9915346 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:07:00 No.9915377 Report

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>>9915276
Op, you woke up like that because you had a night terror. Can't explain the dresser though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:09:00 No.9915398 Report

Quoted By: >>9915448 >>9917789

related to me by my sister whose friend has a third eye open

>live in boarding house
>room 4 is not to be occupied because a previous occupant committed suicide there years ago
>all roomers haggle over rooms, no one wants to be in room 3, a bathroom is between room 4 and room 5
>sister's friend gets room 3
>nighttime, hear whispers so cover self with blankets to sleep
>getting hot in blanket so take a peek
> Hair. Hair Everywhere.
>nope.exe

call me a pussy but I think I shat myself a little when I heard the story from my sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:10:00 No.9915409 Report

Quoted By: >>9915497 >>9932393

Going to attempt to tell this story the best I can. Apologies if my writing style makes you cringe, but the story is worth it.

>I was in 7th grade.
>my brother was a Senior in High School
>He had a job at Sonic and was forced to close almost every night, so he would arrive at about 1am every night.
>one night he comes home from work and goes to his room in the basement, shuts his door, gets in bed, and turns on the tv.
>after a while, he hears rustling around, and cabinets shutting.
>He yells out "Sammy stop it" (our cats name. She is notorious for doing stupid shit)
>He hears a woman's voice say, "I'm just looking for my glass elephants."
>He was a tad creeped out, but he seriously thought it was just my mom looking for stupid shit.
>he rolls over and goes to sleep.
>next morning at breakfast
>mom says she was never in the basement.
>My brother tells my dad this story, and he goes all white and looks like someone just punched him in the stomach.
>He informs us that his/our great grandmother collected glass elephants, and that we have her collection in the attic....
>our whole family was just nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope for like 2 weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:12:00 No.9915435 Report

Quoted By: >>9915472 >>9917467

>>9915331
This.

Not paranormal, but still made me nope

>Be 13-14
>Neighbor had a retarded gorilla of a son who was 16 or so.
>He plays at local park all the time.
>I'm at the park one day, having fun, have to use the bathroom.
>Pissing at urinal
>Retard runs in followed by his handler, having a fit, rips door off of only stall with a door still on it while doing his retard mating call
>Pissed on my jeans and noped the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:13:00 No.9915448 Report

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>>9915398

Pussy

Also, bamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:14:00 No.9915458 Report

Quoted By: >>9915509 >>9918206

>staying in a cabin on the north shore of lake superior with my dad his girlfriend and her two kids
> had to share a room with her kids. 5 and 8 years old
> 2nd night max(5) starts sleeptalking
>wont shut up about a baby crying
>wake him up and he is still talking about a crying baby
> he goes back to sleep and it doesnt happen again
>3 weeks later talking to the guy who rents out the cabins
>somehow max sleep talking got brought up
>guy looks at me like hes seen a ghost
>tells me there was a crib death in that room 20 years ago.
>nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:16:00 No.9915472 Report

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>>9915435
laughing so fucking hard.

Nyan !NANNANNANA

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NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:19:00 No.9915497 Report

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>>9915409

I have a story somewhat similar with my late grandmother too

>several days after grandmother's funeral
>wake up one night, specifically dawn
>hear water running from our tap downstairs
>goes on for a week or so
>doesn't mind; everyone in the family knows but doesn't talk about it
>grandmother used to wash clothes at dawn every damn day
>activity stops after a week or two

and on years after her death

>come home one day
>neighbor asks if someone was in the house
>tell her no one was in there whole day, school and work
>she says they heard noises in the house; stuff being moved and dishes broken, loud noises
>think it was dog
>see dog outside waiting for for someone to let her in
>go inside house
>nothing out of place

wat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:20:00 No.9915509 Report

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>>9915458

Thats fucking cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:21:00 No.9915513 Report

Quoted By: >>9915516 >>9917303 >>9917792

This thread needs some serious fucking chemotherapy. Nope threads are more cancerous than pony threads and gayer than freddy mercury's rainbow colored handbag full of aids dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:22:00 No.9915516 Report

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>>9915513
You sound upset, friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:26:00 No.9915554 Report

Quoted By: >>9915563 >>9915620 >>9917303

I am. This faggotry is ridiculous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:27:00 No.9915563 Report

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>>9915554

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:28:00 No.9915572 Report

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>>9915497

>be around 4
>every night we hear the sound of dishes breaking.
No one cared we were all used to it

>be 5
>move to Mexico
>house we live in has lights go on and off every once in a while and chairs jumping and sliding around.

Again, no noping. It's weird now that I think about it. It was just there no one was scared it happen every once in a while for five years that we lived there. Still own that house.

Just part of life? xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:33:00 No.9915620 Report

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>>9915554
Feel free to start your own thread then. Something more paranormal than encounters with the supernatural, of course. Please do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:33:00 No.9915624 Report

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>>9915563

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:35:00 No.9915638 Report

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>>9915620
The stories are fine. Throwing a nope into it is fucking retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:45:00 No.9915742 Report

Quoted By: >>9930458

>be a year ago
>wife is "psychic" sees shit like ghosts and entities
>start hearing bumps in the night
>wife is freaked out says there is something in the house
>wife says a demon in the house
> go to sleep a little disturbed
>wake up to see a orange glowing eyed figure standing over the bed

>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 07:56:00 No.9915830 Report

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>around 13
>house is old and last owners died there
>old door making creaking noises
>get up to investigate
>open the creaky door
>got on floor
>NOPE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 08:47:00 No.9916249 Report

Quoted By: >>9916457 >>9917346

any other denizens remember that one nope thread that got taken over by this guy that bought a house behind a cemetary?

A whole bunch of crazy shit was happening to him like frequent nosebleeds, voices at night, movement with nobody around etc.

I remember one distinct detail from the post was that the land-lord told him in under no circumstances that he remove what appeared to be some kind of old-fashioned garden Rake from the wall; not even touch it.

pic related: Looked like one of them but worn and black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:04:00 No.9916370 Report

Quoted By: >>9916387 >>9916393 >>9916426 >>9916585

>be last summer
>sleeping with windows open
>wake up unsure why
>feel slight chill up my spine
>roll over a little towards window
>hear the bushes rustle at the edge of the woods
>probably a deer or something
>reach down and fondle my loaded pistol next to my mattress
>get comfy again
>hear something walking on the concrete patio outside my window
>sounds like a big dog
>roll over and see my Bull mastiff named Bruno sleeping in the corner
>just at that moment hear the most blood curdling screech right next to my fucking window
>Bruno jumps up and just points at the window like when we are hunting
>holding my pistol now
>hear heavy breathing
>Bruno runs in the other room whimpering
>flip on porch light with my gun pointed out the window
>fucking nothing
>walk into kitchen flip on flood lights
>fucking nothing
>secure all doors and windows leave all outside lights on and close my fucking curtains
>allofmynope while i cuddle with Bruno in the bathtub praying I don't hear the screech again

In retrospect it was probably a coyote

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:06:00 No.9916387 Report

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>>9916370
I would have pissed my jimmies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:08:00 No.9916393 Report

Quoted By: >>9916478 >>9916548 >>9932003

>>9916370
picture related its what I keep by my bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:10:00 No.9916409 Report

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>be 16
>sleeping at friends sisters house
>cant fall asleep on dinky pallet on the floor
>tell friend I'm going to the couch to sleep
>watch T.V for a bit, turn it off
>try to fall asleep
>feel someone staring at me
>look over, see woman staring at me from hallway
>figure its my friend
>call her over to sleep on other couch
>doesn't answer
>realize my friends sister summons demons n' shit
>shits pants
>fall asleep anyway

The woman I saw in the hallway was too tall and slim to be my friend or her sister.... I asked my friend about it the next day and her face went white, she explained she never got up when I left. If it were her sister, their dogs would of ran out of the room too..besides why would either of them just stare at me from the hallway? Friend told me that her sisters fiance summons demons and lets them roam around the house at night, known to take forms of other people and mock other peoples voices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:14:00 No.9916426 Report

Quoted By: >>9916471 >>9916551

>>9916370
>About a month ago, late at night
>creepyass screaming/moaning outside
>can't be banshee; I'm not Irish
>two raccoons fighting in a tree

animals make crazy fucking noises

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:19:00 No.9916444 Report

Quoted By: >>9916467 >>9916629

>at brother's house helping him and my mom redo the bathroom
>go outside because my mom was outside on the phone and i wanted to see what she was up to
>she tells me what she was up to and goes back inside
>go next to living room window and knock on it
>nephew begins to open it
>I hear a bump down the road and a dog yelp out in pain
>I hear people screaming
>See a guy in a truck drive past house while talking on his phone
>I run down the street
>The dog got ran over
>Her head got run over, blood was leaking out
>I went home because I couldn't be there anymore

Sorry I just had to tell someone, the world is a messed up place. :(

Also, we were supposed to move in to the house but I don't think I will now. That was too much for me to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:23:00 No.9916457 Report

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>>9916249
more sawz on this plz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:24:00 No.9916467 Report

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>>9916444

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:26:00 No.9916471 Report

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>>9916426
ugh I hate the raccoons around here man they are annoying as fuck, one night one was hanging off of the screen on my window lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:27:00 No.9916478 Report

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>>9916393
>filename

an ornament?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:31:00 No.9916495 Report

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>got tired of small ass bedroom
>move to the basement
>only got bed down there to sleep
>leave light on in laundry room
>about to fall asleep
>see the silhouette of a cat
>we have no cats
NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:31:00 No.9916501 Report

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>Be working in a haunted warehouse
>Friday the 13th, getting ready to leave
>2 of my guys are outside talking, the other one is in the break room, I'm just chilling next to the door
>We're the only 4 there, absolutely EVERYONE else is gone
>Suddenly a loud as crash comes from the sales area of the building
>I'm the only one that heard it
>Yell to everyone to clock out and nope the fuck all the way home

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:32:00 No.9916505 Report

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>get midnight snack
>curtains rustle violently
>didn't walk next to them
>walk back there faster later
>no rustling
>NOPE

sacredcow

sacredcow Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:39:00 No.9916536 Report

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>listen to the radio at 1 in the morning
>dogs begin to bark
>hear a knock come from my closet
>clothes are swaying
>NOPE
>hears what sounds like stomping coming from the ceiling
>NOPENOPE
>cower in bed
>turn off all lights
>dog yelps
>something scratches my window
>SLEEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:43:00 No.9916548 Report

Quoted By: >>9917024 >>9931983

>>9916393

Nice glocknade man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:43:00 No.9916551 Report

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>>9916426
the first time I heard a raccoon at night scared the shit out of me. No idea what the fuck even.
Fuckin' coons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:52:00 No.9916585 Report

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>>9916370
>>pistol in mattress
>>flood lights

Burt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:53:00 No.9916592 Report

Quoted By: >>9916611 >>9916615 >>9916620 >>9916621 >>9925444

Why is it that people are born with the fear of the dark?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:57:00 No.9916611 Report

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>>9916592
cuz we racist by nature

FlynFatman

FlynFatman Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:57:00 No.9916615 Report

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>>9916592
inborn fear of predators

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:58:00 No.9916620 Report

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>>9916592
its leftover wiring from our ancestors
the dark used to be a hell of a lot scarier before we started lighting up everything
after so many thousands of generations of running away from the shit in the dark that ate us on a regular basis, it sort of became instinct

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:58:00 No.9916621 Report

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>>9916592
I personally believe that it's because we can't see anything in darkness (or it's really hard to see in darkness in general). Since we can't see in it, we can't identify what is or might be in it; therefore, it is left to our imagination to sculpt images of what could be shrouded by darkness, and naturally our imaginations will assume the worst.

tl;dr we fear the dark because we fear the unkown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:58:00 No.9916622 Report

Quoted By: >>9918520

>>rifle hunting before sunup
>>miles to nearest house
>>Hear from woods woman's voice screaming bloody murder "HELP ME!" "HELP!"
>>NOPENOPENOPE.JPG
>>facepalm...fucking bobcat

>>bowhunting at dusk
>>Farm not to far away
>>Hear chainsaw in woods
>>NOPE.jpg
>>Look down at arrows...Leatherface?
>>Farmer Derp cutting wood.

This one is actually paranormal
>>Bowhunting again, same spot at dusk
>>Out in BFE, early 1800s family graveyard nearby on hill
>>Miss a shot, climb down
>>Hear whispers over my shoulder, look, they stop
>>Turn back around, they start. Disembodied whispers follow me a half mile (no wind)
>>NOPE

Mon 16 Apr 2012 09:59:00 No.9916629 Report

Quoted By: >>9916650 >>9916666

>>9916444
What the fuck?
There was a hit and run and you just left them?
Am I missing something here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:00:00 No.9916635 Report

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>>9916621
I hate when i'm watching a monster movie that 'doesn't' show the monster forever, and in my mind i'm picturing some really fucked up shit, and then... they show the actual monster.. and i'm like 'meh..'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:03:00 No.9916649 Report

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Scary movies don't scare me but fuck the dark makes me NOPE hard.
I also have a fear of heights, not sure why.
I used to jump from the top of a bunk bed on to a couch when I was little.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:03:00 No.9916650 Report

Quoted By: >>9916664 >>9916690

>>9916629

Guy ran over a dog and drove off not giving a fuck.

I thought it was pretty obvious.

Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:05:00 No.9916664 Report

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>>9916650
You did nothing about it? lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:06:00 No.9916666 Report

Quoted By: >>9916684

>>9916629
No, the guy eventually turned around and came back. There were already people outside (likely the owners of the dog). I didn't want to be there anymore, I shouldn't have been there in the first place.

Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:11:00 No.9916684 Report

Quoted By: >>9916700

>>9916666
you got trips then quads.
some crazy shit man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:12:00 No.9916688 Report

Quoted By: >>9916703 >>9917383

Nope stories I've heard in my travels on /x/:

>Guy and mom are driving at night.
>Drive by creek or something next to forest.
>See some pale humanoid creature with yellow eyes, and no nose wearing a sort of leather loincloth.
>Mom rolls down window and says "Do you need any help sir?"
>They most likely NOPED all the way home.

Another story:

>Father and son hunting in woods.
>Come across cabin, here woman speaking gibberish inside.
>"Wait here son".
>Dad looks inside window.
>Face turns white.
>Grabs son, nopes back to HQ.
>Never speaks of to son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:12:00 No.9916690 Report

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>>9916650
>>9916664
This isn't me, I would have moved her if nobody was around and went door to door in like a few house radius asking about the dog while waiting for the driver to return. I wasn't able to get the license plate, he drove away too fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:14:00 No.9916699 Report

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>Read freaky shit on /x/ while waiting for clothes to dry
>only one awake in house
>hear dryer in basement go off
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:14:00 No.9916700 Report

Quoted By: >>9916906

>>9916684
Man I wasn't even paying attention at all, I was too busy reading stories and then writing mine to look if I rolled anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:15:00 No.9916703 Report

Quoted By: >>9916718 >>9916723 >>9918135

>>9916688

I remember that first story. People were going hardcore trying to figure out what it was.

If I remember right the guy drew some pictures to give people an idea, and most settled on a Wendigo. Only it was in Finland or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:18:00 No.9916714 Report

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>4th of July.
>Be young.
>Walking around cousin's neighborhood with him.
>"One time, me and my friends saw this guy walking holding two machine guns. He was like a gangster, and he lived in that house. We always heard them fighting and stuff. He died though. When you walk by, you're supposed to pretend to load a gun and (Do whatever that thing is nuns do where they touch their left and right and their chin)."
>Walk by.
>Both do it.
>"You hear that? *Ptchoo* *Ptchoo*"
>"Oh shut up you made that with your mou--
*PTCHOO* *PTCHOO*
>NOPE OUT OF THE CULDESAC.
>"I made all of that up!"
>Nope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:19:00 No.9916718 Report

Quoted By: >>9916727

>>9916703

Now that I'm thinking about it I'm pretty sure that was a driving nope thread.

Fucking love me some driving nope threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:19:00 No.9916720 Report

Quoted By: >>9916724

>sleeping on friends floor
>usually sleep like a stone
>dream about wrestling a monster
>wake up, throw something off my face
>it hit the wall
>skittering
>turn on light
>nothing
>he has no pets

happened three times that night

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:21:00 No.9916723 Report

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>>9916705
Cuz that sort of shit is the most interesting, weird creatures that the person actually describes somewhat. And yeah he drew some pictures on like Paint.
>>9916703
Yeah, a lot of people in that thread found it weird that the mom did that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:21:00 No.9916724 Report

Quoted By: >>9916790

>>9916720

Something thought you had a pretty mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:23:00 No.9916727 Report

Quoted By: >>9916742

>>9916718
Oh shit! It totally was. I remember OP's picture was of like a snowy road at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:26:00 No.9916742 Report

Quoted By: >>9916758

>>9916727

I think he was telling a story about sleeping in his car and finding deer tracks outside of the car when he woke up. Everyone was joking about how some creepy dude dressed as a deer was messing with him.

Memory is a fun thing isn't it?

obenrob

obenrob Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:26:00 No.9916748 Report

Quoted By: >>9916766

>time to go to bed
>only one not gone to sleep yet
>the second before I turns the light of
>hears a fucking human animal like scream outside
>hears it agian
>hears it fucking 10 times or something
>goes to bed
>NOPE.JP-fucking-G

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:28:00 No.9916758 Report

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>>9916742
Definitely. I remember that too.
Driving Nope Threads and Weird Shit in the Woods have been in my experience, the best threads for interesting stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:29:00 No.9916760 Report

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>>9915276
You mean since yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and every other day before that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:30:00 No.9916762 Report

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>be 22 in college
>uncle that runs family each dies
> go out there one night with whole family
> sitting around a fire
> my aunt tells me i inherit his skeeter bass boat that hours 75mph
> nope to dry land all summer long

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:31:00 No.9916766 Report

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>>9916748
That's what you would call a screech owl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:33:00 No.9916776 Report

Quoted By: >>9916779 >>9916787

>be up late at night because i graduated high school and never got a job
>go to get kool aid from kitchen
>get ready to karate chop anything because it's dark as shit out

not scary but I'm dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:35:00 No.9916779 Report

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>>9916776
anything to bump the thread amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:36:00 No.9916785 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:36:00 No.9916786 Report

Quoted By: >>9916789

>be 15
>home alone watching TV in living room
>hear noise behind me
>see person trying to open the window
>parents car pulls in driveway
>look back see window open
>nope
>ran the fuck out to my parents car
>we drive the fuck away and call cops from payphone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:36:00 No.9916787 Report

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>>9916776
Alright.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:37:00 No.9916789 Report

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>>9916786
Well?
Then what happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:38:00 No.9916790 Report

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>>9916724

I do have a pretty mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:40:00 No.9916797 Report

Quoted By: >>9916805 >>9916812

>>9916789
mom's jewelry stolen, dad's gun safe stolen, and the worst of all the remote was gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:43:00 No.9916805 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916797

Sounds like someone knew where to look. Start suspecting people that know the family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:43:00 No.9916812 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916797
I heard a story a while back about a burglar that stole remotes after looting every house.

I'd shit a brick if that happened to me and one day out of nowhere the channels start changing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:49:00 No.9916841 Report

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>All my friends think my house is haunted and they hate walking in the hallway to my room even in daylight.
>Don't believe in that shit.
>Late at night playing Assassin's Creed, friend is passed out on the couch.
>Hear a single loud footstep in the hallway, figure its my father, continue playing.
>After a while of feeling like something is staring at me and thinking I should have heard my dad go back into his room by now, I look up and into the hallway.
>Floating red light.
>Staring at it and feeling that its staring at me, replaying the sound of the footstep in my head looking for a logical explanation.
>Find nothing.
>Only way I can go is right past it and into the kitchen, to the living room.
>Quietly and calmly Nope.avi into the other room and leave my friend to deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 10:57:00 No.9916855 Report

Quoted By: >>9916861 >>9916862 >>9916875

>Be in college, end of semester
>Roomate left already
>Wake up paralyzed in middle of the night
>See short figure staring at me from end of my bed
>Try to scream, but can't move or make a sound
>Watch it over the course of 30 min or so as it slowly raises its arm to point at me
>Sheer panic
>Pass out from fear
>Wake up the next morning
>NOPE!

By the way, this traumatized me from sleeping alone for the longest time. Fucking ghosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:01:00 No.9916861 Report

Quoted By: >>9918088

>>9916855
This is actually pretty common.
There is a nerve in your neck and when its pinched you become paralyzed. While sleeping you usually imagine someone/something is near you while its happening.

Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:02:00 No.9916862 Report

Quoted By: >>9932078

>>9916855
sleep paralysis , you were hallucinating. I don't think it was a ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:02:00 No.9916865 Report

Quoted By: >>9916889 >>9916930 >>9916954

>>9915276
>Be sleeping, 3:26 exactly
>Hear sound outside my window that sounds like a baby crying
>Pitch gets higher and eventually stops
>Chill out and go back to bed around 4
>Wake up at 3:26 again somehow (was dreaming one of the times apparently)
>Hear crying again
>Don't go back to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:07:00 No.9916875 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916855
Whats worse is that even if you know the science behind it and understand the situation, there is no way to shake the sense of dread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:14:00 No.9916889 Report

Quoted By: >>9916900

>>9916865
You can't read in your dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:21:00 No.9916900 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916889
I have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:22:00 No.9916904 Report

Quoted By: >>9934068

Reading in your dreams is easy. Whether the text stays the same is another thing entirely.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:23:00 No.9916906 Report

Quoted By: >>9916978

>>9916700
>trips
>quads
>dubs
>mfw

Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:24:00 No.9916907 Report

Quoted By: >>9916934

>>9915276
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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:30:00 No.9916919 Report

Quoted By: >>9934125

>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier torti give money please game"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:33:00 No.9916930 Report

Quoted By: >>9917155

>>9916865
Could be a cat, cats mimic baby cries to get human attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:35:00 No.9916934 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916907
>Nope!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:48:00 No.9916954 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916865
Foxes. A fox makes a mating call that sounds exactly like a baby crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:48:00 No.9916955 Report

Quoted By:

>be yesterday
>in basement doing laundry and organizing shelf of stuff my parents keep but should be thrown away due to being useless and unused.
>I hear walking upstairs
>Nobody is home
>Walk up the stairs to see who it is(thinking it was just someone getting home and I didn't hear them come in.)
>Door won't open, handle won't turn
>Confused. No lock on the door(Its a basement, who locks their basement?)
>Hear crazy scream on other side of the door.
>Door handle turns
>Open it
>Nothing is there and nobody is in the house.
>Did I finish doing laundry
>Nope
>Got the fuck out of there until my brother got home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 11:58:00 No.9916978 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916906
yeah but I broke the combo before that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:00:00 No.9916983 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:13:00 No.9917022 Report

Quoted By: >>9917684

More chickens have been killed than humans have. Why don't we ever hear a ghostly cluck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:13:00 No.9917024 Report

Quoted By: >>9917052

>>9916548

its a colt retarded cunt....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:15:00 No.9917028 Report

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>be 11 and move into new house
>swimming in the pool in the back yard at night time. the pool lights are on but it's still pretty dark
>in the deep end
>feel something lightly tug my leg, figure it's a palm branch under the water
>realize that dad cleaned the pool 2 hours ago. no branches or leaves are in there
>still feeling a tugging at my leg. no one else in the pool
>start freaking out, swim backwards to get to the edge and get the fuck out
>still feel tugging, harder now, i look under the water and see some weird area that looks like water but it's a little lighter than the rest of the water and is moving a little differently to the rest of the water
>scream and swim quickly to the edge and jump the fuck out
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:15:00 No.9917031 Report

Quoted By:

>be eating a turkey sandwich
>be half way done with it
>bite down on a grain of something hard
>nope.jpg
>finish it like a boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:22:00 No.9917052 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917024

>>>/k/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:32:00 No.9917073 Report

Quoted By: >>9917098 >>9918408

>Be 10
>Being babysat by my grandmother
>In living room watching Gilligan's Island rerun
>Grandmother starts screaming like a mad person
>Walk in kitchen to see what wrong
>She is swinging a knife at the air and screaming as if shes being attacked.
>Nope to the guest room and hide under bed
>Grandma continues the screaming for an hour
>My mother comes to pick me up
>Run into living room to see my mom
>my grandmother has my mother pressed up in the corner with the knife to her throat
>My mom tells me to go outside and wait by the car.
>My mom later told me she pushed my grandmother to the ground and ran out.
>When confronted about it my grandmother doesn't remember any of it.
>I don't go to grandma's house much any more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:41:00 No.9917098 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917073
Dementia is a motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:46:00 No.9917114 Report

Quoted By: >>9917129 >>9917289

first time poster, so im sharing something i dont talk about, sooo hi /x/! (also drunk)

>riding my bike 10 years old down my street on the sidewalk.
>she shine/flash/reflection for a second in the sky
>stop bike
>squint
>see typical silver disk moving all over the place
>brain processes, im bothered
>turn bike around to book it home
>immediately wake up in my bed over the covers before dinner.
> its orange outside in the sky and my wall is greenish from the light through tree
>nothing weird in the sky
>go to dinner, realize it was a dream
>dad yells at me for leaving my bike down the street
>to this day dont know how i got home and lost 2ish almost 3 hours.
>nope.

ive never spoken to anyone about that.
cheers!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:51:00 No.9917129 Report

Quoted By: >>9917157

>>9917114
you got raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:56:00 No.9917155 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916930

And that is why cats are creepy as fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 12:57:00 No.9917157 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917129
joking aside, the VERY last secondsi remember fuzzily was fear building to terror. my heart was fast in my ears, i was trembling, there was this intense ping in my ears, and then i was home. i suppose i may have had a panic attack and blocked my memorys of literally bailing my bike like a bitch and running home to my bed. like soldiers in war do?

its that or tehAliumraeps. i REALLY hope not though.
i should do hypnotherapy.

also, i be an illustator and ive drawn some stuff from my drreams.
pic related. dont knowto thread though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 13:33:00 No.9917256 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 13:38:00 No.9917269 Report

Quoted By: >>9922329

>be early adult
>visiting friends I hadn't seen in a long time
>bring my son with me
>feel strong presence of doom coming close
>look in the sky
>its my fucking brother
>he tells me i'm an alien
>I fight my brother with the help of some other alien I fought before
>get killed along with my brother
>alien takes my son for training

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 13:51:00 No.9917289 Report

Quoted By: >>9917386

>>9917114
Watch this documentary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhXpyKUAUvA

It's about people being 'touched' or 'abducted by aliens, and a man (professor) who has set out to study and compile their stories. In the movie, the man states that there are hundreds of people who have experienced similar situations- such as lost time, sightings, and odd flashback/dreams relating to ufos or aliens.
It is very interesting, with few bells and whistles, and well compiled. I watched it with a grain of salt, and still enjoyed it.

I quite liked the lady the docu followed from start to finish. Her final note about this Scottish lad is very interesting too. You'll know when you watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 13:58:00 No.9917303 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915513
>>9915554
Continue with your newfaggotry, for the love of God, DO GO ON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:14:00 No.9917346 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916249
the a rake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:21:00 No.9917371 Report

Quoted By: >>9917380

>be 15
>at my brothers house
>going to bed... its around 1:30am
>everyone else is in bed
>open the door to my room im sleeping in
>random hand from inside pulls it open
>assume theres someone in there
>wait around 5-10 mins, for them to leave..watching the door
>knock on the door
>no answer
>go in anyway
>no one is in there
>Nope.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:25:00 No.9917380 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917371
so someone was in the room with you? not following.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:27:00 No.9917383 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916688
nice dub dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:28:00 No.9917386 Report

Quoted By: >>9917402 >>9917434

>>9917289
i will give it a watch, brix may be shat.

another one i remember

>6 month young driver thing lifted so i can finally drive around my friends around.
>we get the idea to explore old abbadoned naval base "skaggs island" in vallejo ca.
>pull off highway and reach gate, cut lock
>drive 15 minutes around shit in the road like old boats, busses, cars, twisted metal, etc.
>water/swamp on either side of road, avoid hitting skunk, buildings one by one come out of the fog.
>explore radar station, squash court, find weird symbol graffiti, burnt candles and flower pedals in both places.
>starting to nope
>make it to the hospital, proceed through broken shit to cafetiere
>find dor with lock
>spend nearly an hour getting lock off, even with our blot cutters.
>open door revealing another door with 2 latched with padlocks.
>spend another 2 and half hours getting THAT door open
>another door, 3 padlocks.
>nope due to frustration, mostly.

explored officers houses and took some pictures then left.
denny's was had by all, and we discussed why that door was...the way it was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:34:00 No.9917402 Report

Quoted By: >>9917453

>>9917386
pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:41:00 No.9917434 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917386
Go back gte tht shit open. Film it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:49:00 No.9917453 Report

Quoted By: >>9917465 >>9917494 >>9917517

>>9917402

i had to get into my old laptop bag w/ my old digital camera and resize, so dont say i dont love you /x/ here ya go. it was dark, bit this is the room with the door at the far side.
this picture REALLY sums up the experience. i can also post the rest but that would take work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:56:00 No.9917465 Report

Quoted By: >>9917470

>>9917453
Huh, never heard of this. I live semi near there. If it's still around and all, I'll go bust that shit in a couple weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 14:58:00 No.9917467 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915435
OH GOD. MY RIBS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 15:01:00 No.9917470 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917465
me being the logic guy guy thought it could be a weapons cache, since the place was a millitary installation during the cold war, and the government loves to hide weapons and ordinance just in case.

so my theory's not paranormal, but if there's live grenades or M16's back there...
well...
haha ive never regretted giving up until this night, thanks /x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 15:05:00 No.9917475 Report

Quoted By:

>be 8
>but i was actually 9
>wat
NOPE.rar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 15:16:00 No.9917494 Report

Quoted By: >>9917515

>>9917453
Seen this pic posted many times before, gtfo samefag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 15:28:00 No.9917515 Report

Quoted By: >>9917518

>>9917494

google"Skaggs Island" newfag

pic is authentic and probably similar to one you've seen.
think before posting redditguy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 15:29:00 No.9917517 Report

Quoted By: >>9917527

>>9917453
Seen the pic before cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 15:29:00 No.9917518 Report

Quoted By: >>9917527

>>9917515
how about no.
Liar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 15:36:00 No.9917527 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917517
>>9917518
i posted that photo to a website in 2005,
this one:
http://www.flickriver.com/photos/telstar/235695804/
.
quite a hoax im running here. im done trying to convince you fags, story time is over. goodnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 16:23:00 No.9917643 Report

Quoted By: >>9934861

>be in a car with 2 of my female friends.
>they start talking, suddenly everything goes black
>I understand that it is a dream
>wake up
>my eyes are crossed as fuck, I can't see shit
>try to call for help but I can't hear, because everything I hear is amplified in my head and really grainy.
>walk around the room, coping for my phone
>call the last person I spoke to (a friend) for help
>he can't understand what I'm saying
>wake up
>what the fuck is going on
>I really am cross-eyed as fuck
>almost the same hearing thing
>sister patting me on the shoulder asking what is wrong with me
>I can't understand shit
>tell her to call my mother or a doctor
>wake up
>feel cross-eyed again
>nope
>lose hope
>wake up again, call a friend and ask him if this is reality
>this shit was mentally scarring
>could not go to university next day, because I was too afraid to go to sleep hence I was extremely tired.
>fucking dreaminadream etc. shit

lf U Seek Amy

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lf U Seek Amy Mon 16 Apr 2012 16:28:00 No.9917654 Report

Quoted By: >>9917742 >>9917857

>haven't seen a good nope thread in a while
>good
>nope thread
Well there's your problem!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 16:31:00 No.9917657 Report

Quoted By: >>9917660

>>9915563

Fuck that, I am a different anon and I hate this shit. I was here long before this nope bollocks. It is cancer.

lf U Seek Amy

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lf U Seek Amy Mon 16 Apr 2012 16:33:00 No.9917660 Report

Quoted By: >>9917723 >>9917742

>>9917657
Nope threads are the lazy and unimaginitive man's creepypasta. Write down a "scary"/"creepy" experience in note form, stick "NOPE.avi" on the end, feel like you've contributed.

It's shit.

Killer um jr

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Killer um jr Mon 16 Apr 2012 16:42:00 No.9917684 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917022
you sir have blown my mind
here is a nice undressed lass who is to my taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 16:56:00 No.9917711 Report

Quoted By:

Before I go on a read any further, I want to know if OP proved that shit with pics? Why didn't he go back in the house and start provoking and debunking and documenting?

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Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:01:00 No.9917723 Report

Quoted By: >>9917734 >>9917742

>>9917660
Hello Again! :D

lf U Seek Amy

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lf U Seek Amy Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:09:00 No.9917734 Report

Quoted By: >>9917742

>>9917723
Hiya!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:13:00 No.9917742 Report

Quoted By: >>9917746 >>9917778

>>9917654
>>9917660
>>9917723
>>9917734
what is with all this anime, anons?

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Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:14:00 No.9917746 Report

Quoted By: >>9917749

>>9917742
You must be new here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:15:00 No.9917749 Report

Quoted By: >>9917755

>>9917746
nope

oh, you must use a tripcode. are you using a tripcode ATM?
I can't see, because of forced anon.

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Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:17:00 No.9917755 Report

Quoted By: >>9917757

>>9917749
>tripcode
>implying I'm not just using a name and an e-mail

Faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:20:00 No.9917757 Report

Quoted By: >>9917767

>>9917755
faggot, I said I use forced anon.
what are you? stupid?

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Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:24:00 No.9917767 Report

Quoted By: >>9917782

>>9917757
>>9917757
Oh wow. Cool story.

Did you know that I'm eating Pizza right now?

Yeah you sound like that.

lf U Seek Amy

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lf U Seek Amy Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:28:00 No.9917778 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917742
For fun!~

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:29:00 No.9917782 Report

Quoted By: >>9917788

>>9917767
>get called out on being a moron
>makes incoherent sentences

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Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:31:00 No.9917788 Report

Quoted By: >>9917794 >>9917821

>>9917782
>doesn't understand what I said

I told you no one gives a fuck if you're using forced anon, beatch.

noko

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noko Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:31:00 No.9917789 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915398
fukken lolled. nope.exe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:32:00 No.9917792 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915513
>Decent or sometimes good stories
>In the easy to read greentext format
>Cuts out all of the unnecessary details
Nothing cancerous about it, go make another suckubus thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:35:00 No.9917794 Report

Quoted By: >>9920044

>>9917788
Well, I am sorry, but you sound like you care too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:42:00 No.9917819 Report

Quoted By: >>9917829

Mostly from when I was in my early teens:

>be in bed
>sleeping with night light and head under covers because I am a paranoid motherfucker
>suddenly there's an almighty thump in hall way outside my room
>followed by what sounded like something really heavy rolling down the hallway and hitting the opposite wall
>moar thumping
>moar rolling
>nope.avi

My parents and brother say they heard nothing, even though I swear this went on for at least fifteen minutes, and the rolling thing would have been hitting my brother's bedroom door.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:43:00 No.9917821 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917788
No one cares about your stupid fucking tripcode tripfag. If your identity means that much to you fuck off to reddit. They have a "like" system there too to boost your ego a little further too. I think you'd fit in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:43:00 No.9917822 Report

Quoted By: >>9917824

>>>/g/24255144

>>saw this thread on /g/
>>nope.xls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:44:00 No.9917824 Report

Quoted By: >>9917828

>>9917822
explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:45:00 No.9917828 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917824
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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:45:00 No.9917829 Report

Quoted By: >>9917835 >>9917858 >>9917908

>>9917819
Two nights after this:

>still nope-ing hard after the thumping and rolling
>in bed again
>wake up to the sound of birdsong that sounded like it was inside my room
>check phone: it's 3am, still dark as fuck outside
>peer out from under covers
>whole room bathed in unholy red light
>NOPE.avi and back under covers until my phone says sunrise

That's happened to me at least three times since.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:47:00 No.9917835 Report

Quoted By: >>9917868

>>9917829
why would you hide under your covers when your room is filled with red light?
There could be a fire or something. I mean what is wrong with you people, don't you possess any survival instincts at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:52:00 No.9917857 Report

Quoted By: >>9917864

>>9917654
It was good until you got here you annoying cunt.
You are what is commonly referred to as a party pooper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:53:00 No.9917858 Report

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>>9917829
A few years after the first red light incident:

>derping in my wardrobe
>at back of top shelf, find cardboard box with fancy gold embossing
>inside box is horrible china doll in a frilly red dress
>already nope.gif because wtf is this and how did it get in my wardrobe
>put it down on my bed (out of its box)
>suddenly I am in my pyjamas in the bathroom holding a toothbrush, toothpaste foam in my mouth and everything
>no recollection of leaving room
>no recollection of changing into pyjamas
>go back to room to put the fucking doll away
>doll is no longer on bed
>check wardrobe
>the box is back in there where it was before, doll inside again
>NOPE.exe

I asked my mother about the doll. Apparently, it was a gift from a great aunt on my dad's side when I was born. My mother hated it but thought we'd put it in the attic, not my room.

I have more stories about this doll. I'll also see if I can fetch it from wherever it is now and take some pictures.

lf U Seek Amy

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lf U Seek Amy Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:56:00 No.9917864 Report

Quoted By: >>9917884 >>9927658

>>9917857
Every party needs a pooper that's why you invited me, party pooper, party pooper~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:56:00 No.9917868 Report

Quoted By: >>9917872 >>9917876

>>9917835
I'm talking obviously artificial red light with a more pinkish, crimson kind of glow, not the kind of light you get from a fire. Besides, we have two smoke alarms in the house, there was no unusual heat and no sounds that could have been a fire. I shit you not, my parents made me practice an escape plan from my window for if the hallway was on fire and I couldn't get out.

I think /x/philes have an unusually good survival instinct. After all the creepypasta, we're all jumpy as fuck and ready to defend ourselves against things that go bump in the night.

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Haunted aboriginal radios

Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:57:00 No.9917871 Report

Quoted By: >>9918441

>Live In Perth suburbs,
>one weekend go to friends house up in the hills near Perth semi rural area for a party
>Get to his house and he tells me its built near an aboriginal graveyard
>late that night round 2am hear radio turn on, don't remember anyone awake everyone passed out or bailed
>Radio is some old clock radio from like the 1930s been in the dudes family for years,
>Go to switch it off then a high pitched piercing noise explodes from the speakers
>Proceed to freak out and unplug the fucker
>after i pull it out the noise gets louder and the station dial thing shoots up and down hell fast
>Drop the cunt in the bin.
>Proceed back to bed, No sleep tonight, >Nope.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:58:00 No.9917872 Report

Quoted By: >>9917881

>>9917868
Not to make you feel bad, but in my opinion hiding under the covers is not good for survival.
Why didn't you check it out and possibly debunk it?

lf U Seek Amy

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lf U Seek Amy Mon 16 Apr 2012 17:58:00 No.9917876 Report

Quoted By: >>9917907

>>9917868
Aw sweet, I've gained an unaturally high ability to save myself from the house settling and the wind blowing things over/open! Hoooly shiiit!~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:02:00 No.9917881 Report

Quoted By: >>9917885 >>9917895

>>9917872
I wish I had, seriously. At the time I was so pants shiningly terrified that staying under the covers seemed the most safe and logical option: the "if I can't see it it's not there" defence.

I did do some research to try and figure it out. The only thing I could find to produce red light in the house was my dad's infra red lamp, but the light that thing produces in a dark room is minimal. I'm thinking recurring dream, or maybe my brain was fucking around with my optic nerve or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:02:00 No.9917884 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917864
You're the only one that likes you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:02:00 No.9917885 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917881
*shittingly

autocorrect needs a context checker, srsly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:06:00 No.9917895 Report

Quoted By: >>9917909

>>9917881
I guess people are different. I couldn't stand anything being out there next to my bed and I can't see it.
Keep a camera next to you when you sleep and document if possible. Also, try to talk with it and capture it on a voice recorder.
I wish I could see the paranormal, but I hadn't had an experience since childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:12:00 No.9917904 Report

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>be 20
>get out of flat at night, gonna buy cigarettes from a pub
>shit faced, 40-something man with a suit reels by me
>buy blue chesterfield, leave the pub
>on the way back home see the suitman leaning on a pole or something
>cautiously walk past him
>grabs arm
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP
>take a step back while ripping his hand off me
>looks at me smiling, at least 5 gold tooth, bluest eyes you ever saw
>goes "listen kid, this happens whether you like it or not"
>"what happens"
>get jumped from behind by i suspect drunken peers of my age
>get up a minute later, bruised and bleeding, cursing
>suitman is gone, assailants walking away laughing
>go home to find the door open
>NOOOOPETYNOPETYNOPETYNOPESIES
>call friend, sleep over at his place

what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:14:00 No.9917907 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917876
Let me illustrate an example that serves as both a good NOPE and why sometimes having an over sensitive flight or fight mechanism is pretty fucking useful:

>be out playing with other kids from my estate
>there's an area we called "the jungle"
>it's hilly, with grass and trees and little ponds and shit, fucktonnes of rabbits and foxes live there
>decide as a group to go climb some trees in "the jungle"
>by as a group I mean everyone else wanted to climb trees, I fucking hated that place because it was creepy
>head down the big slope at the entrance, down to the biggest tree with low branches
>I am nope-ing hard the whole time: trees and bushes rustling, broken glass on the floor, no means of escape other than up the hill
>freaking out more and more
>swear I can see a figure moving around in the bushes by the tree we are heading for
>stop walking and demand we fucking leave right now
>one of the other girls decides to come back with me
>we're nope-ing back up the hill, when suddenly everyone else comes sprinting past us screaming incoherently
>I wtf and start running as well
>they run like fuck back to my house, we all collapse in the front garden
>just as we'd turned around, a man in a black coat had stepped out from the bush scaring the bejesus out of my friends

Granted, what I was actually afraid of at the time was aliens, but, either way, I think I avoided a good anal violation that day.

Incidentally, the reason I was scared of the jungle was that about a year before I'd moved into the area, a man's dead body had been found underneath that fucking tree. He was wearing a suit and had apparently been at a mate's stag party. Foxes had chewed off half his face. The death wasn't treated as suspicious, but fuck that shit, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:15:00 No.9917908 Report

Quoted By: >>9917913

>>9917829
I had sleep paralysis and hallucinated two alien like creatures standing over me on the couch. When they spoke it sounded like a computerised birdsong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:15:00 No.9917909 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917895
I'd be more interested in what scientific/ psychological explanation I could find, personally.

Like my story with the doll earlier, I'd love to know what fuck up happened in my brain to cause such short and specific amnesia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:17:00 No.9917913 Report

Quoted By: >>9917916 >>9917923

>>9917908
Oh fuck, that's the most horrible explanation ever, aliens are my number one nightmare fuel. Also, that sounds more like a DMT trip, dude, sure you weren't smoking?

captcha: 21 otherno

21 IS MY FUCKING HOUSE NUMBER ARGH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:19:00 No.9917916 Report

Quoted By: >>9917924 >>9917933

>>9917913
It sounds like sleep paralysis jackass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:23:00 No.9917923 Report

Quoted By: >>9917927

>>9917913
I was fifteen-sixteen at the time and have never taken drugs outside of prescription and alcohol. Scary shit was that it was during broad daylight and my dad was asleep on the other couch. Looked up and saw these two yellow oval-eyed beings standing over me and my body locked up. Then I was in complete darkness and heard them speak a few times and felt my heart beating ridiculously fast. Then I woke up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:23:00 No.9917924 Report

Quoted By: >>9917933

>>9917916
This. Also, entity encounters aren't all that common with smoked DMT, they only tend to happen with oral forms or in combo with other drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:24:00 No.9917927 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917923
>>9917923
NOPE.JPG JUST READING THIS ARGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:27:00 No.9917933 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917924
>>9917916
It was sleep paralysis, I'd experienced it before but never with hallucinations. Usually just total body paralysis or feeling like something was pressing down on my head. Shook me up pretty well and was probably a result of the way I was sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:37:00 No.9917946 Report

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>be 12
>come home from school
>nobody home
>go to my room to play Nintendo
>about an hour later I hear a shit ton of noise down stairs
>go down stairs to scold my dog thinking it got into shit in the kitchen
>dog is in the kitchen looking up at the ceiling growling and the hair on it back is standing straight up
>plates and shit smashed all over the floor
>hear noise upstairs
>nope
>took dog and myself to the neighbors house
>never found out what the hell it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 18:39:00 No.9917949 Report

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>be 11. Lucid dream all the time.
>Wake up. Door to a room down the hall is open. Light shining out, this weird music playing from a kid's toy piano.
>sweet this must be a dream. Try to run through wall. Slam into it face first.
>not dreaming. Parents wake up. What the fuck are you doing anon?
>they see the door open, hear the music.
>all go into the room. The toy piano is just sitting there playing itself. Doesn't run on batteries or anything.
>dad picks it up. It keeps playing. No one else is in the room.
>fucking barney piano played all night.
>wake up next morning. Furby is sitting on the piano. No one else touched it last night.
>allmynope.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 19:04:00 No.9917991 Report

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>be parked outside my house chatting with my BFF after a drive
>summer so windows are down
>out of nowhere, horrific screeching sound from hedges opposite
>sounds like a deranged monkey
>heard foxes before, wasn't a fox
>wasn't a cat
>wasn't a dog
>no idea what it was
>roll up windows
>I NOPE.jpg it into the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 19:16:00 No.9918019 Report

Quoted By: >>9918109

>be 14, home alone, except for dog who was still young
>she's on bed with me, we watching the green mile
>windows open, love dat breeze
>things get quiet, Tom hanks gets his dick squeezed
>from outside comes this metallic, loud as all hell, screeching
> happens twice more
>all of my nope
>open the door and dog runs out
>fuckthat.jpg
>scream for her to come back, she does, call mom at diner, she met friends there and heard the story
>laughed at for weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 19:23:00 No.9918032 Report

Quoted By:

>camping in tent with band members after gig (too poor for hotel)
>wake up around 4am
>hear cow mooing from low moo into high pitch scream
>lolwutnope
>but who was moo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 19:47:00 No.9918088 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916861
>>9916861
>>9916861
I'm an anatomy major and you made that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 19:54:00 No.9918109 Report

Quoted By:

>>9918019
Well folks you heard it here first, Tom Hanks does not like having his dick squeezed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 20:11:00 No.9918135 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916703
Hory shit Finland!! THEN THAT MEANS WHAT I SAW WAS REAL!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 20:24:00 No.9918166 Report

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>friend is driving me home
>driving onto the road that goes into my village, no streetlights
>big ghostly dude FLOATS across the road from the right hand side and disappears in front of the car
>he pulls on the breaks and screams, I shout out
>mfw we realise that we both saw it
>mfw he asks me if i'm cold all of a sudden
>mfw i'm cold

I didn't even believe in this crap and now that I've actually saw it, I don't really know to think. I just felt a total sense of dread for the next few hours, stayed up until it was bright out before I went to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 20:35:00 No.9918206 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915458

the whole north shore of lake superior is paranrmal

Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:00:00 No.9918299 Report

Quoted By:

First time posting on /x/ but I had to share

>about 2 years ago
>sleeping on living room floor
>parents too poor to buy me bed
>suddenly wake up
>feel sick to my stomach
>unable to move, can't even open eyes
>almost feels like i'm fucking dreaming
>see little boy wearing blue clothes from the 1800s (or somewhere around there)
>says creepy ass chant
>"I do not bite, but do not hide, for in your dreams I will abide"
>NOPENOPENOPEFUCKINGNOPE
>Finally got up and ran to parents room like a pussy
>Slept under little sisters crib

It was probably a night terror, but it was still scary as fuck. I didn't sleep alone for weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.9918358 Report

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>rip an absolutely huge fart in an empty mall cooridor
>you know, like those fire escape passages between the stores
>smells like absolute methane rotten egg shit
>as I smell it, I get this feeling that I'm being watched
>as the smell gets worse and worse, I feel like I'm being watched more and more and more
>get paranoid
>NOPE
>run
>run through mall
>still smell it
>demon stink is following me
>feeling that I'm being watched doesn't leave
>NOPENOPENOPE
>after running entire length of the mall almost smell finally fades
>don't feel like I'm being watched anymore

I think I farted out some kind of demon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.9918363 Report

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>last november, hunting with my dad
>waiting in truck for sun up
>he is no-bullshit, whats real is real, law enforcement kind of guy
>im starring down the road, ready to get out on the trail
>what appeared to be an indian on a horse, full war dress, jumps from the hill/woods on the left, across the road, into the ravine on the right
>pokerface.jpg infront of officer dad
>he slowly turns and looks at me
>"ya know, maybe this isnt the spot...gotta be careful not to hunt on any indian mounds...
>drives truck down the road atleast another mile
>i reference map
>we were parked across the road from 2 large Winnebago burial mounds
>nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:18:00 No.9918378 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915572

> move to mexico

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:24:00 No.9918402 Report

Quoted By:

Have had multiple paranormal encounters/experiences. I love it even tho its creeps me right the fuck out. Here's one:

>be 18
>in bed, waiting to fall asleep
>can feel the presence (normal occurrence)
>knowing what this feeling means, wait for fear to creep in
>its different this time
>that "sleep paralysis" kicking in
>fight it
>try to sit up, only get halfway
>something has stopped me from sitting all the way up.
>try to fight, its stronger
>stuck in half sit up position, confused, what does it want from me?
>finally am released, lie back down, still feel presence
>im fed up with this shit
>start telling this entity that im alive and its not, I live in this house too
>trying to genuinely communicate with being
>intimately interested and invested in the paranormal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:27:00 No.9918408 Report

Quoted By:

>>9917073
She needs to be put in a home, she's getting senile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:34:00 No.9918428 Report

Quoted By:

>9918402 oops forgot the Nope! Oh well fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:37:00 No.9918441 Report

Quoted By: >>9918446

>>9917871
>He through out a guys antique radio.

You're an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:37:00 No.9918446 Report

Quoted By: >>9918459

>>9918441

>> THREW OUT

Jeezus Fuckin Christ!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:40:00 No.9918459 Report

Quoted By:

>>9918446
I know. I realized immediately after pressing submit.

I don't give enough of a shit to fix it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 21:52:00 No.9918520 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916622
Were you in Hawaii?
If so, it could've been...The Others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 22:07:00 No.9918616 Report

Quoted By:

Bump

Mr. Resistance

Mr. Resistance Mon 16 Apr 2012 22:14:00 No.9918658 Report

Quoted By:

> wake up at 6'.
> see figure moving
> parents asleep, older brother is on the bottom bunk.
> throw pad it it
> it screams
> turns out to be my 4yr old brother looking for my iPod

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 22:25:00 No.9918711 Report

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>go to a friends house
>sit drinking some vodka
>starts to tell me how the place makes her feel unwelcome
>tells me about how an old woman lived there but now her son in law owns the house and told her to just throw everything out
>tells me she woke up one morning with a picture on her room hanging upside down
>tells me to stay because she doesn't like to be alone there with just her child
>fall asleep in living room with lights out
>wake up at 4am pitch black
>door is ajar see a small bright light in the passageway
>start noping the fuck out
>child wakes her up about an hour later
>I wait until she gets up and get the fuck out

She refused to throw anything away that belonged to the old woman in the end and just kept it in a cupboard in the passage. A few months later the guy who lives upstairs entire flat burnt out, literally gutted the whole place. Fire didn't even spread to anywhere else, weren't even scorched marks around the windows when I got there, 6 months later and they still aren't sure how it started. It's a creepy area around here though they've only just started to build new houses anywhere. The one I live in is from the 30s and it's classed as "one of the new houses".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 22:50:00 No.9918796 Report

Quoted By: >>9919971

>be 16
>be driving home on some backroads
>out of nowhere see a 7 or 8 year old girl run out of woods
>NOPE.dat
>see her run up the side of the road a little
>see her run back into the woods
>slow down to see if she returns
>nothing
>drive home, tell no one
>feelbadmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 22:59:00 No.9918831 Report

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>wake up in the middle of the night
>sound of voices coming from the kitchen
>check the clock, it's after 2 am
>get up and see what's going on
>everyone is standing in the kitchen staring out the window, sisters kid is crying
>there's this pale sphere glowing red, hovering just near the treeline in our backyard
>not moving, not making a sound
>everyone freaking out
>suddenly in my bed again
>don't remember waking up though
>it was way too fucking vivid to be a dream
>3:51 am
>next day everyone is quiet, nobody ever talks about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 23:02:00 No.9918849 Report

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>Get roommate, total bro
>Roommate has German Sheppard, who is also a total bro
>Roommate goes upstairs to bed, dog stays downstairs and watches TV with me
>After listening to Morgan Freeman's silky smooth voice on through the wormhole for an hour decide to crash on the couch with the dog
>2 AM in the morning dog is fucking going balls off the walls
>Wake up turn lights on outside thinking he's barking at a rabbit
>Open back door and dog shoots out to the back yard with his tail between his legs
>Turn around and see shadowy figure back in living room, figure is only distigusable by the blue light coming from the TV
>Fucking Slenderman!
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Wake up in sleep paralysis
>SLENDERMAN AGAIN
>Slenderman licking face in sleep paralysis
>Wake up for real
>Dog has been licking my face for the last 20 mins
>Had been screaming from ordeal
>Roommate records dog licking my face while I'm kicking and flailing about like a retard for 20 mins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 23:07:00 No.9918868 Report

Quoted By: >>9918949

>marine stationed on mars
>get word that phobos is under attack from unknown force
>suit up, board dropship
>mission is to secure a hanger
>stay behind to keep the dropship secure
>listen to my squad getting ambushed and then killed over the radio
>well fuck it, grab my pistol and decide to go down like a man
>stop the nazis zombie program, assasinate hitler, and escape from castle wolfenstein

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 23:27:00 No.9918949 Report

Quoted By:

>>9918868
no john your the demons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2012 23:45:00 No.9919051 Report

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MOAR STORIES

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 00:19:00 No.9919285 Report

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>be 17. sleeping in bedroom.
>wake up to go piss. hallway is pitch black, can't see shit.
>bump into something in the hallway. holy shit it's taller than me.
>that you bro? reach out and touch it.
>hand goes through dry grass, sharp prickly shit inside.
>nope all the way back to bed.
>fuck this I'm not no pussy.
>grab laser pointer and knife.
>peek around door, shine laser on the thing.
>looks like Sasquatch or some shit.
>doesn't move at all. sneak closer with knife held out like a fucking fencing sword.
>poke it. still doesn't move.
>switch on hallway lights.
>mfw it's our Christmas tree in my bro's ghillie suit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 00:22:00 No.9919294 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915331

I laughed hard at this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 01:54:00 No.9919811 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 01:56:00 No.9919825 Report

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>>9915331

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:15:00 No.9919924 Report

Quoted By: >>9919935

>be 16
>11:30pm
>getting ready for some bedtime tokes (weed)
>before i smoked, suddenly feel a presence
>feels like something is in the room with me
>sudden feeling of extreme discomfort and dread
>dark outline visible in front of me
>kind of shaped like a normal man but much taller and massive
>feels like i should fucking leave
>cant leave
>stood up and starred at this thing for what felt like 20 mins
>suddenly its gone
>clock says 1:34pm
>somehow fell asleep on the floor and never felt or saw this thing again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:17:00 No.9919935 Report

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>>9919924
i later found out the power had gone off at some point which is why the clock said pm instead of am

Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:19:00 No.9919946 Report

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bump for moar

Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:20:00 No.9919948 Report

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bamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:22:00 No.9919955 Report

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>girlfriend complaining abo-
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:28:00 No.9919971 Report

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>>9918796
>be an 8 year old girl
>be running through woods getting chased by a pedo rapist in a clown costume
>see road
>run onto road
>see car
>car doesn't stop and help
>escaped the rapist clown but he found out where I lived and killed my family

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:31:00 No.9919978 Report

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>>9919971
Then who was clown?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:37:00 No.9920005 Report

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a few years ago an old friend of mine went with his sister and her friend to some old road here in alabama to smoke some reefer. my friend was big into photography n shit. he records this video on his camcorder. he shows me the video some time after, they're sitting in the car and shit, yes it was him because i know his sister also and she was in it and they were definitely in her car. she likes, 'WHAT THE FUCK? GABE! WHAT THE FUCK?!' out of nowhere. he's like what kimi whats wrong? and i guess she pointed or something cuz his camera was down at this point, teenagerfags recording themselves smoking weed. next shot is out the window of her car, theres two figures standing off the side of the road about 20 feet from the car in white robes with what appears to be hands coming from their faces. 100% sure they had nothing to do with this. but who knows it could've just been some cult or some shit. theres lots of pagans in alabama. up on a mountain called lagrange you can go there and find burnt crosses and dolls and stuff, really weird. inbred shit almost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:45:00 No.9920044 Report

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>>9917794

I...how does one even...who drove them to that guys basement?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 02:53:00 No.9920103 Report

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>>9919971
>>9919978
>be a clown
>sneak into the woods to escape horrible life in the circus
>see little girl, about eight
>walk to her thinking she is lost and needs help
>she screams and runs
>I chase after her trying to find out what’s wrong
>she runs into the road
>someone else will stop to help her

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 03:57:00 No.9920462 Report

Quoted By: >>9920613

>be 2 mins ago at 2am
>be sitting outside on this common balcony thing smoking a cig (pic related because I can't explain it better)
>I hear footsteps coming from the smaller stairway that is closer to me NO ONE EVER uses
>I lock my eyes to the corner of the stairway and in the moment a blonde girl appears we both
>NOPE the fuck out
>it was just a girl completely wasted cringing to the handrails trying to crawl her way down
>I think she was more scared to see me there, as she jumped a little
/x/ made me paranoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 04:03:00 No.9920510 Report

Quoted By: >>9920541 >>9930792

>On holiday in north Wales
>We have a little isolated cottage on a narrow road, about 2 miles from the nearest town
>Near the cottage is a large open field next to a river bank
>Went fishing in the river earlier in the day, but forgot to bring the rod back to the cottage
>Had to walk across the field at 1am to retreive it
>On my way I saw a dead lamb, it was still whole so it was probably dead for only a few hours
>Thought nothing of it as it was common for lamb to die in weather this cold
>Looked everywhere on the bank but couldn't find the rod
>Went back to the cottage
>Next day, I go to the field again to have another search
>Lamb was gone
>Thought a farmer probably took it
>Found rod
>In the night, family and I are relaxing in the cottage
>We then hear a viscious scream coming from the field's direction
>Scared shitless
>Me and my brother go to check it out
>No one is there, but the dead lamb was brought back to the exact same spot it died
>Had no eyes, pieces of flesh were missing, two hooves were chopped off and we see a trail of blood from the sheep
>Nopenopenopenope
>I notice a flickering light coming from deep within the trees on the hills across the road
>The light then shines on us
>It's spazzes out and moves downhill
>We realize it's a torch and someone is running after us
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Get the fuck out of the field as fast as fucking possible
>We got back onto the road by the time the light was at the lamb's location
>Light looks like it's searching for us
>We get to the cottage and lock. Fucking. Everything.
>Went to bed with a butcher's knife in hand

And that's the last time we've been to that cottage. Never again. I've never nope'd so hard in my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 04:08:00 No.9920541 Report

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>>9920510
It's the Welsh, they're sick fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 04:12:00 No.9920570 Report

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In my shower a couple weeks ago. Hear squeaking like rusty wheels. Realize that I am in a room built for a wheel chair confined person who had previously owned and slept in the room. Hear shutters open. Hear squeaks again. NOPE. Hear sliding door open and close. Finally slide my shower curtains. Nothing. THEN FUCKING NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE for a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 04:18:00 No.9920613 Report

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>>9920462
Me again, now with something that can actually be interpreted as paranormal, and I'm actually looking for some answers on this one.

>be about 2 weeks ago
>having a white night, nothing special, just some pretty tough classes next day, I generally can't sleep on nights like this as my brain is just unable to shut down
>turning around in bed, I turn on my back and rub my eyes, I open my eyes with my hands still in front of me, and see a pitch black spot behind my hands, thinking nothing of it for a moment
>you have to understand that my bedroom is very, very light even at night as I live in an apartment complex, and several lights are on permanently at night + my speakers emit a really strong light as well while being on standby
>I lift my hands from my eyes and the black spot is still there on the wall, like tall shadow, and it's completely oval, no humanoid or animal shapes at all, whatsoever
>NOPE
>I freak out and cuddle up to the bf on my right, but still can't calm down, so I flick on the lights (shadow dissappears) on and read a book until the sun starts coming up
>as it's getting lighter outside, I flick the lights off and watch as the oval shadow gradually disappears from the wall
>next night I switch sides with my bf in the bed, and never see the shadow again

I can't say the shadow filled me with dread or anything, it was just very unnatural and made me nervous. A few nights later I tried recreating the same shadow with several objects, but to no avail. The only similar result I had was when I kneeled on the bed, but I could still see my humanoid shape, and this shadow was completely oval. Plus, even if I made a completely oval shape, I swear, it was just much much much darker than my shadow, it was literally pitch black. That is what made it completely unnatural.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 04:21:00 No.9920643 Report

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.....

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 05:12:00 No.9920982 Report

Quoted By: >>9931560

>be about 6 months ago
>have a buddy I always go cycling with
>we decide to fuck around in a field with some other bros and explore, it's pretty close to my house
>we climb over bridges and everything, end up walking through farmers land and there are horse bones everywhere
>pretty cool
>get home
>skip to last month
>driving somewhere with my mother
>she's in the police
>"Anon, they found a body in there about a month or so ago"
>points to the field right next to where we were
>"They think he got lost and died, they found him with no face and it looked like he'd been there for an age."

I didn't nope as such, but it was a weird reality call for someone who goes off on their own a lot on cycling routes without telling anyone. Pic related, blue is where we were and red is where he was found

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 05:21:00 No.9921043 Report

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>Be 11
>With a slightly derpy friend
>Go to tiny wooded patch on street corner
>See giant spiderweb
>Slight noping
>Decide to smash it
>Can't
>Little more noping
>Try opening web cluster
>See blue spiky thing
>Close web :pokerface:
>NOPE.avi all the way into the house

Just the other day
>Be with two younger kids (Both 9)
>See weird shadows from same woods patch
>Shine a flashlight over there
>Red face with yellow eyes, no body visible
>NOPE.jpg.avi.gif back to the house
>Be yesterday
>Find a decent sized skull by road
>:pokerface:
>Hear rustling bushes
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 07:31:00 No.9922065 Report

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Bumo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 08:07:00 No.9922329 Report

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>>9917269
did...did you copy the story of dragon ball z?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 08:15:00 No.9922389 Report

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>>9922329
. . .

wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 11:43:00 No.9923442 Report

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>mom is out with freinds, be 13, it's like midnight
>go on her desktop for porn, everyone else asleep
>watch porn, hear blood curdling scream from outside - i'm on second story
>try to finish
>screams get closer, within my townhouse complex
>look outside to see if i can see anyone
>one last scream, sounds like it's in the back alley
>nope.

If U Seek Amy

If U Seek Amy Tue 17 Apr 2012 14:15:00 No.9924051 Report

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hur dur im a faggot

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 14:18:00 No.9924062 Report

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>Nope!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 16:15:00 No.9924538 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 18:00:00 No.9924758 Report

Quoted By: >>9926645

This one riddles me

>Be in my basement room
>Be during the period I experienced my spiritual awakening, or consciousness shift
>I don't know what I was doing at the moment
>But I stood in the middle of the room and turned around
>Right when I made the turn, I saw something fly past my visual field
>I saw Jesus Christ in great detail with a determined look in his eyes glaring right into mine
>I remember everything
>he wore a sand-white robe with a red belt going from around his shoulder to around his waist, like a belt with some hanging down his along his robe
>after I made my turn, my mind went complete derp
>even the memory of my recent vision couldn't come to terms with my conscious
>when I regained my conscious I looked back at the exact place I saw him standing
>gone
>look up toward the wall, realize
>Jesus is fucking 2 metres yo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Apr 2012 21:33:00 No.9925444 Report

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>>9916592
Vashta nerada

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 01:46:00 No.9926645 Report

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>>9924758
basketball

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 02:08:00 No.9926845 Report

Quoted By: >>9926916

Oh, I've got a ton of these. It's strange, but my family or me or something seems to land the jackpot of weird, freaky shit. I'll start early, in our first house. I was born in Germany (lived across the street from the court where they put Nazis to death after WWII), and then we lived in a rental. The first house we got was something like 100 years old, maybe older.

Anyways.

>little brother's birthday
>we're all bored, waiting for cake
>decide to open up one what we call "trap doors" in his closet. There are several of these weird doors in the house. We're not supposed to open them
>as we open it, horrible musty smell
>takes a lot of effort
>decide to lift little sister (who was like, 4) into it because she weighs the least
>she panics and says there's a weird man in the back smiling at her
>absolutely hysterical and runs downstairs to tell on us
>look up and see a smiling face, almost like a smile through a tight shroud
>NOPE
>dad goes up after we all clear out, says he can't even see the entirety of the space up there with a flashlight
>everyone's grounded for a couple days, he closes it, and nobody talks about it
>little brother pulled nightstand in front of closet door for years, every night
>claimed he heard soft knocking from the closet constantly, and voices in the vents

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 02:15:00 No.9926916 Report

Quoted By: >>9926974 >>9927204

>>9926845
Speaking of the vents- they were these crazy, super heavy black iron vents. We once removed one and found super old toys in it. If you talked in one in the basement, you could faintly hear it on the second floor.

>Thanksgiving
>get up to go to the bathroom
>while in the bathroom, hear pretty loud singing (I keep thinking Ring Around the Roseys or something with a similar tune) from the vent
>wow, someone must be singing pretty loud for it to travel through the vents
>go downstairs, nobody is singing, nobody but me is absent
>weird looks all around when I ask
>dad comes up from the basement later, asks why somebody was in the vent because he found little sister's step stool there
>NOPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 02:21:00 No.9926974 Report

Quoted By: >>9927026

>>9926916
>share room with oldest sister (I have 5 siblings)
>middle of the night, can't sleep
>suddenly, what looks like my sister's hand flops over the side of the bunk bed
>but it keeps coming down, becoming something like 5 feet long
>escape through the ladder rungs of the bed
>hide in the brother's room the rest of the night

>as kids, while we still fit, we play in the laundry chute
>take turns going down it, running up the stairs, and then doing it again
>my turn
>as I near the bottom, feel hands grab my ankles and yank me out
>slammed the back of my head on the bottom and start crying
>nobody there
>nobody wants to go down the chute anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 02:29:00 No.9927026 Report

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>>9926974

Some smaller, lamer things:

>toilet would sometimes flush on it's own in the upstairs bathroom
>almost always caused flooding in our kitchen, which was below it

>parents kept Christmas presents in the cellar in the basement, deep scratches on inside of the door
>the basement literally looks and smells like a cave, is cold, wet sometimes
>hear shuffling constantly towards the back
>weird vent in the middle of it, I guess for some sort of drainage should a flood happen? My mom would dump baking soda and stuff down it because it always smelled weird
>everyone would get a feeling while going upstairs from the basement, that something was waiting to chase you
>used to scare the shit out of each other by closing the door and turning the light off while walking up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 02:50:00 No.9927204 Report

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>>9926916
The house I grew up in had something like this. I had a big walk in closet in an old house and there was a small door in the back. For years none of opened it then when I got a little older I decided to check it out. Creepiest thing ever. A full blown train set and old toys. Left it the way it was and never went back in. We had another smalldoor like that in my room. Ironically my mom set it up as a little play spot for us with stuffed animals and stuff kind of like a reading nook. We called it the midget room.

Abacus !wO2s0zMzx.

Abacus !wO2s0zMzx. Wed 18 Apr 2012 04:18:00 No.9927658 Report

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>>9917864
Fucking weeaboos..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 07:46:00 No.9929014 Report

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>In 1945 a young girl named Kata Lata Kulu came over from-

NOPE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 10:26:00 No.9930105 Report

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blimp

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Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 11:08:00 No.9930258 Report

Quoted By: >>9930325

>be about 3 nights ago
>driving home from work, back roads in Texas near farmland
>Car is not known for having shoddy lights
>Suddenly develops shoddy lights
>Lights go out for at most a second
>Lights come back on
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT COYOTE
>slam brakes, veer to the side, miss coyote
>Look back
>No coyote
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE all the way home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 11:19:00 No.9930297 Report

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Here's one of mine from about a year ago

>be out driving with a couple of friends
>near some place where cell service is complete shit
>get service on my phone next to open field, decide to text little sister back about visiting
>about to light cigarette and start typing
>hear a moo sound from field turn into horrifying shrieking noise
>NOPE!

Looking back, could've been a deer or something, all I did was drop my phone and lighter, throw my car into gear and pin the throttle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 11:27:00 No.9930325 Report

Quoted By: >>9930355

>>9930258
Coyote ran away while you were swerving to avoid it.
Not paranormal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 11:39:00 No.9930355 Report

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>>9930325
Flat farmland for miles around, no shadow running into the night visible on the unplowed farms. Though I do take experiences like this with a grain of salt, it's more the entire build up towards it freaked me out.

This car is new, or nearly new. Enough that electrical problems shouldn't happen unless I leave the battery on like a dumbass. Not to mention this is in the middle of empty farmland on the backroads, I should've seen this coyote before my lights went out on me and then came back on, considering I had my brights on.

I unno, maybe I'm adding creepiness where there should be none, but this was a nope thread and this made me freak out enough that I didn't think logically until after I was safely home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:00:00 No.9930434 Report

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>sitting on moms bed
>mom is doing hair
>i wave my fingers
>mom suddenly looks very aroused
>comes over to me
>plays with my penis
>wave fingers again
>dog joins in
>i got pussy
>dog nailing asshole from behind
>mom vomits diarrhea and blood out of her mouth
>i swallow it
>gives me human strength
>rage is coursing through my veins
>ejaculate with the power of 1000 suns
>mom's body is literally obliterated
>explodes into a fine mist of blood and ejaculate
>a wild rattatat appears
>mfw that's the only one i need to complete my collection
>i am a pokemon master

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:07:00 No.9930458 Report

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>>9915742

>be a year ago

I laughed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:07:00 No.9930459 Report

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>be 16
>move in to house built during the civil war.
>hear noises all the time in basement
>everynight for a week
> bring girl over to fuck.
>hear the noises, and decide to check it out.
>once we came in the door behind us was slammed shut.
> white figure screams "booooooooooooooooo"
>we cry and hug each other.
> ghosts says "im taking you both to tell with me!"
>spaghetti falls from my pockets.
>we die.
>my ghost is typing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:20:00 No.9930492 Report

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>be reading freaky shit on /x/
>remember that laundry was finished an hour ago
>laundry room is down the hall of apartment building
>that shit is creepy in the day time
>nopenope you can't make me

tomorrow

>buys new clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:27:00 No.9930515 Report

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>>9915377
I wake up screaming and start hallucinating people and objects I've gotten locked out of my apartment at 2 in the morning with nothing but briefs.

But I remember all of it?
Like each detail, and many of the night terrors descriptions say there is no memory of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:34:00 No.9930546 Report

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>be 12
>sleeping at my grandmother's apartment
>wide awake
>can never sleep on the first night of a new place
>Suddely hear "Joan!" in an angry but clear voice repeatedly.
>Think nothing of it
>finally get sick of it
>"I'm trying to sleep!"
>It stops
>next morning relay this to gran
>"oh that's just my mother calling me"
>"she does that once in a blue moon."
>nope.jpgavimp3

Also here's a story my dad tells us about his brother.
>When he was three he slept in a crib in his dad's study
>the mother would wake up to the fireplace crackling and the rocking chair creaking
>and someone talking
>she would come in the room and my uncle standing up in his crib starring at the still chair that was still rocking.
>my uncle says he had a great big mustache and an odd hat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:35:00 No.9930551 Report

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>>9927658
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:37:00 No.9930559 Report

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>getting snack at 2am
>closing hallway doors
>front doors bang quietly
>cat hears this and runs away FAST
>must be wind
>returning from kitchen
>cat following me in hopes of getting some food
>front doors bang louder this time when im walking past
>its not even windy
>cat is frozen staring at them, with huge eyes
>bolt down the hallway to the family room
>doors slam open
>NOPE.avi im going to bed
>didnt close them till the morning (have metal mesh door)

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TyrionTheImp Wed 18 Apr 2012 13:17:00 No.9930701 Report

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>> be working on a decommissioned air force base in Virginia
>> be the only person around for about 2 square miles in a snowstorm
>> be upstairs in an abandoned barracks inventorying laptops and PCs
>> hear muffled female voices arguing downstairs
>> hit the stairs to see wtf it is
>> hear back door slam
>> run to back door - locked
>> unlock and look outside (never been through before)
>> nobody. No tracks in snow.
>> see sign next to door:
>> "Women's Barracks"
>> be finding that out for the first time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 13:53:00 No.9930792 Report

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>>9920510
fucking wales mate.
i remember i went to anglesea for a geography field trip for a few days, 4 years ago. weirdest place ever.. completely dead seaside town with these fake barbie-doll houses that looked so out of place because no one was living in them. and then there was a fat face there too, that was the most fucked up thing. must've been like 4 shops with 1 person in each, wtf fat face
(prince william does his helicopter rescue shit there too btw, fuck knows why)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 13:55:00 No.9930800 Report

Quoted By: >>9930894

>Be 14
>Go out for a smoke at 1:30ish
>Where I burn is out the back in a wet soggy area
>Hear the sound of two large rocks being scraped together (or a similar sound)
>Didn't hear the sound of a possum screech that entire night. (Usually hear 7-10 different possums(and if you haven't heard a possum screech, that shit's scary as fuck, let me tell you.)
>Later that night in my bed I realized that there was no other sounds.
>No rustling, no scratching, no chirping.
>Nothing that I always hear.
>Just this grinding sound

This happened last night

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 14:55:00 No.9930894 Report

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>>9930800
Smoking at 14?
What a little badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:16:00 No.9931460 Report

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>>9915276

Wow, something really similar happened to me before.
>Walking back from shopping
>See intact old box TV outside someone's house for disposal
>tl;dr I asked and I could keep it
>No suitable table in my room at the time so I put it on this slightly curved chair right next to and at the same level as my bed (But not facing me while sleeping)
>That night I wake up at 3AM for no good reason
>See TV right in front of me in the moonlight
>Suddenly it just keels forward and slams onto the floor
>OH GOD WHAT
>I'm terrified and hide under the sheets until I sleep again

I didn't realise how front-heavy TVs were at the time so it's not that odd that it would fall, what really gets me is how I randomly woke up halfway through the night just in time to see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:41:00 No.9931546 Report

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>be 18 at friends appartment in an old house
>starting to feel funny
>suddenly everything is glittery
>YES.mpeg
>the acid was kicking in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:45:00 No.9931560 Report

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>>9920982
How can he got lost there? There's a motorway in eyeshot and a trading estate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:50:00 No.9931574 Report

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>laying in bed
>comforter covering the bottom half of my legs while my laptop warms my thighs
>out of the corner of my eye I notice the tag on the comforter is moving slight
>over the course of a minute it slowly moves from an upright position to a downward position, then curls under slightly
>I'd been in this position for about 40 minutes when this happened, so it would be odd that gravity would suddenly decide to effect the tag
>it moved about 270 degrees, so it's not like it just fell down

>okay.jrpg

It was a bit odd, but not a ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 19:50:00 No.9931576 Report

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>be 11, maybe 12
>taking a shit at home
>peaceful
>loud as fuck fan in the ceiling starts spazzing going WOOOOWOOOOWOOO
>Start to get nervous
>The light is in the fan too, so it starts to flicker
>Light and fan go off
>NOPE
>Immediately close anus and get up
>bathroom closet (for towels and shit) opens by itself
>OH MY FUCK
>Nope the fuck out of there and continue in the downstairs bathroom

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Machinae !Compute.uk Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:08:00 No.9931627 Report

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A strange occurance when i watched the movie "mirrors" with a friend of mine, in less than desirable quality, well.

the watchman looked at a picture, and whispered to himself " this picture is blurry ", the second he said that, the screen went blurry too.
we had quite a laugh.
after some time, my friends asked how many minutes are remaining, and the loading bar popped up the same instant.

i hit my desk to see if the mouse maybe got moved by accident, but it remained motionless.

while i couldn't contain myself anymore, my friend was seriously freaked out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 20:19:00 No.9931647 Report

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>be 15
>have a "hang out" spot in the woods (I posted a picture of the area in another thread)
>lots of mice and rats around so constantly looking for new things to use as chairs
>I don't go fown for a while but my friends still go
>go down with them a couple of weeks later notice they've added a nice comfy one seater
>jump straight in
>the two friends I'm with are talking to eachother but it feels like I'm not there and can't hear them properly
>I stand up and tell them it feels strange sitting in the chair
>they start laughing and said that's why they don't sit in it
>two different friends join us, one sits in the chair and I start looking at him and he looks dejected
>ask him to come with me so we can look for some firewood
>friend he came with sits in the chair as soon as he stands up
>friend in chair starts vomiting
>ask two friends who got the chair where they got it from
>tell me they got it from the old peoples home, it had just been thrown out even though it looked in pretty nice condition still
>nope the fuck out and burn the chair on the fire later that night

We used to get a lot of stuff from there because it was easy accesible and was always thrown out stuff. I don't like stuff like that though same as baby stuff, it makes me think something bad might have happened when they were in/using it.

!CrEEPYoKBc

!CrEEPYoKBc Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:06:00 No.9931983 Report

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>>9916548
That's a fucking colt, numbnuts. Looks like a 1911 or a Gold Cup. Maybe a 70 series. Either way, it's a very nice piece and will stop the fuck out of anything living.

The Nope Story Rater !quDDfkjd0I

The Nope Story Rater !quDDfkjd0I Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:13:00 No.9932003 Report

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>>9916393
A 1911 with a full magazine and one in the pipe is some of the best anti-nope.jpg medicine there is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:27:00 No.9932078 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916862
Just read up on this, thankfully it will probably never happen to me considering I move around way too often during sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:41:00 No.9932159 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to Bachelor's Grove Cemetary
>Going in the late daytime in summer
>Dat walk from the trailhead to the cemetary
>Get to the cemetary
>Browse around for a while
>Walk by a woman's grave
>Smell lavender perfume
>Very strong scent, definitely wasn't me
>None of the nearby flowers give off any scent like that
>Scan the entire cemetary for flowers that would give off that scent

Convinced to this day that I was smelling perfume. Not really a nope story, but I figured I'd share it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:48:00 No.9932188 Report

Quoted By: >>9932213

>Trying to sleep one night
>A little past midnight
>Suddenly hear this fucking inhuman, horrific animal-like screeching-whatthefuckidon'teven
>Unlike anything I have ever heard before
>Almost sounds like a dog mixed with a raccoon with this weird fucking otherworldly screeching sound

I know raccoons sometimes come out over here, but that didn't sound like any raccoon I've ever heard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:50:00 No.9932204 Report

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> wake up in the middle of the night, facing the wall
> have the distinct feeling that an 8-foot tall dark being is standing next to my bed
> turn around in a blink of an eye
> nothing there
> go to sleep
> wake up, walking downstairs for breakfast
> overhear mother talking about waking up in the middle of the night because she felt a strange presence next to her bed
> nope.xmlst

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:52:00 No.9932213 Report

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>>9932188
That's normal. It's your brain fucking up the process of falling asleep. I can't count the times I've tried to sleep and then heard shit that wake me up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:54:00 No.9932224 Report

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>recently scared shitless of slenderman
>hallucinations due to sleep depravation
>lying in bed
>suddenly a tarantula on my celling
>freaking the fuck out dontfallonmyface
>sudenly door is open wide
>i'm sure that it was closed seconds ago
>scumbag brain brings out creepypasta about not noticing someone entering your room
>NOPE

not paranormal, but true story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:56:00 No.9932237 Report

Quoted By: >>9932249

>late awake, browsing /x/ and reading creepypasta
>go for a smoke
>pitch black outside
>i can see the empty yard, the balconies and an view to the forest, a couple of trees standing before complete darkness
>sight always makes me somewhat uneasy
>light cigarette
>difficulties to light it due to strong wind
>it finally lights
> after exhaling the first batch of danger smoke, i hear some strange knocking
>the knocking very random, no rythm
>start smoking faster to get the hell back inside
>knocking intensifies
>heart is pounding at 1000fps due to the cigarette and the fear
>suddenly, a huge clank
>i freak the fuck out and let out a girlish scream
>it was a small door ornament that fell to the ground due to the wind
>i sigh in relief and continue smoking
>the only sound now is the howl of the wind
>about to put out the cig when suddenly
>knocking starts again
>NOPE.AVI

I got the fuck inside with the fag still in my hand, which in turn set off the fire alarm. I quickly quieted it, but it still woke my roommate up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 22:58:00 No.9932249 Report

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>>9932237
to clarify a bit, I thought it was the door ornament that made the knocking sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 23:03:00 No.9932279 Report

Quoted By: >>9932316

>>be 17
>>spend the night at friend's house
>>hear weird house settling noises, like someone was walking in the attic from one end of the house to the other
>>I tell my friend and her mom that I've never heard a house settle that way and laugh
>>her mom says that when they moved into the house they found the tombstone of a little girl (Sarah Calhoun) in the attic
>>they always thought she was just wandering around up there
>>Nope

Lots of stories about that house

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 23:11:00 No.9932316 Report

Quoted By: >>9932384

>>9932279
Another one:
>>still 17
>>my friend and I were getting ready to go out
>>she asks me to go check and see if laundry is dry
>>laundry room in basement
>>as I begin to walk downstairs she tells me not to go into the bedroom down there
>>didn't even know there was a bedroom down there
>>about to walk into laundry room when one of her cats goes flying through the air from the laundry room door
>>was not the motion of a jumping cat, more like a thrown one
>>nope'd back upstairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 23:24:00 No.9932384 Report

Quoted By: >>9932553

>>9932316

>>be 18 now
>>spent so much time at the house that I'm pretty much cool with it
>>my friend and I go downstairs to help friend's mom (she had a bad back) with some laundry lugging
>>the door to the basement is directly in front of a large bathroom with a mirror wall
>>go up stairs first
>>see a little girl with pitch black hair standing facing the mirror wall
>>her mom looks over my shoulder and whispers "oh shit, we should go back down for a little while"
>>nope back down the stairs

Her mother said she had seen Sarah numerous times in the bathroom and usually she just ran past or turned around. She said one time she didn't and tried to look a little closer and the door slammed in her face and smacked her nose. She had two black eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 23:25:00 No.9932393 Report

Quoted By:

>>9915409
WHy are you scared of your great grandmother was she evil>?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Apr 2012 23:47:00 No.9932553 Report

Quoted By:

>>9932384
these blackheaded little girls these days

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 02:30:00 No.9933329 Report

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>just moved to an apartment
>wake up at about 4.00
>can't go to sleep so I go to the living room to prepare some coffee.
>hear something slam on the window
>shitting bricks and turn around
>see little eight year old fucker laughing his ass off
>we both laugh, kid waves goodbye and runs off
>finish my coffee while enjoying the view of the the city
>.
>.
>.
>just realized that I live on the top floor of a twelve story building

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 02:48:00 No.9933431 Report

Quoted By: >>9933479

scuse my poor writing

>was 14 or so
>bedroom on the second floor
>wide ledge beneath my window
>fucking scared of shit staring at me through my window
>one night hear some vague noises outside
>usually foxes in bins
>always check
>check
>"man, i'd be shit scared if there was a ghostly figure outside"
>ghostly figure
>staring right at me
>trying to get in
>shit pants
>fucking drunk older brother, forgot his house key

fucking dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 02:56:00 No.9933479 Report

Quoted By:

>>9933431
wait, I got another

>was 9/10
>sleeping in top bunk
>wake up one night feeling odd
>fucking grim reaper standing next to my bed
>fucking seriously
>waited to see what happened
>notice it's a harry potter cloak hanging on my hockey stuff

some scooby doo shit right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 03:03:00 No.9933511 Report

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>Driving alone, twilight.
>Headlights annoying me from behind, turn right off of long highway onto small suburban block.
>Make two more rights to get back onto road a little further back.
>Pull out behind same model of car as me.
>See rear window clutter identical to mine.
>See own face in profile as car in front of me pulls off onto the road I'd just ducked down.
>Nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 04:43:00 No.9933958 Report

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>scanning nope thread on /x/
>been holding shit for 4 hours
>suddenly, living room speakers went nutshit with static sound
>shat in my shorts

NOPE.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 04:54:00 No.9934021 Report

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This wasn't me but it was a friend of mine.

>buy new car dirt cheap for how new it is
>driving home in the middle of the night
>glances in rearview mirror
>sees a young girl looking at him from the back seat
>nopes the fuck out and pulls over
>calms down and drives home
>investigates car history
>car involved in crash
>girl in the car died not wearing a seatbelt

He's no longer bothered and says she keeps him safe. Me on the other hand, would have sold that shit and bought a pair of rollerblades.

Batman !iAMs2z2dK6

Batman !iAMs2z2dK6 Thu 19 Apr 2012 04:59:00 No.9934038 Report

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>SCP-087
>first time playing
>see face at bottom of stairs
>nope the fuck out of that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:05:00 No.9934068 Report

Quoted By:

>>9916904
this.

Batman !iAMs2z2dK6

Batman !iAMs2z2dK6 Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:17:00 No.9934125 Report

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>>9916919
beautiful

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Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:20:00 No.9934140 Report

Quoted By: >>9934145 >>9934211

>be looking at new house we might buy
>family is upstairs i'm wandering on my own
>go to basement
>look around
>find storage room that's under stair case
>open door
>on wall it says "LEAVE"
>NOPE.jpg

I went upstairs and didn't go back down til everyone else did.

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Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:21:00 No.9934145 Report

Quoted By: >>9934157

>>9934140
Here's the picture of the door to it
Looks old as shit, and ignore the line thing on it, that's just dust on a cobweb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:25:00 No.9934157 Report

Quoted By:

>>9934145
Damn, man, that is one haunted door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:27:00 No.9934167 Report

Quoted By: >>9934183

>>9915276
>>9915276

isnt there a picture of some creepy ass monster looking guy, naked holding a pigs head over his crotch, looks exactly like that place he's standing, except the room he was in was covered in some gore-like materiel.

Batman !iAMs2z2dK6

Batman !iAMs2z2dK6 Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:31:00 No.9934183 Report

Quoted By:

>>9934167
Its a shoop.
the actual picture shows him holding the head over his dick on a beach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:37:00 No.9934211 Report

Quoted By:

>>9934140
I was on shrooms in college on a weekend and me and my friend broke into old buildings with lecture halls. It was trippy as shit shrooming and we found a room in a basment with all these wires and just a couch thats it. We sat on the couch and determined that was where all the wires in the world ended (high talk of course) we looked down and there was a post it on the couch that said LEAVE. We freaked out and ran out as fast as possible. Oh the joys of hallucinogenics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 05:39:00 No.9934220 Report

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>be 17
>girlfriend staying over
>watching Halloween
>she hasn't seen it
>keep telling her I can see someone out of the window (obviously no one there I was just taking the piss)
>Halloween finishes
>tells me she needs the toilet but is afraid to go alone
>tell her to stop being ridiculous, the bathroom is literally 5' from my bedroom
>while she's in the toilet I turn the television off, put on my Michael Myers mask and get under the covers, only the moon coming through the window for light
>hear her flushing the toilet and coming back
>she comes into the room whispering my name, her voice starts trembling when I don't answer
>can hear her get close to the bed
>she pulls back the covers, nopes the fuck out and bursts into treats

>implying I felt guilty
>implying I'm a dick
>implying we didn't split up less than 2 weeks later

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 07:24:00 No.9934861 Report

Quoted By: >>9934895

>>9917643

I don't often do nightmares, but when I make them they usually either involve an haunted place or some conflict with parents or friends where I unxeplicably lose my shit over some meaningless comment and start ripping them apart out of pure hatred.

But I always get those dreams in a dream.

Here's one I made recently:

>Dream I'm doing some random shit at my step mom's house. Strange shit happens outside.
>Start seeing demons and shit outside the house.
>Me and friends start joking around about demons and scurry ghosts.
>One of my friend suddenly grabs me and, with pitch black eyes, start INTENSIVELY staring at my fucking soul.
>Start feeling my eyes getting black and my presence to vanish.
>Feel dream death
>Wake up, completely fucking terrified
>The air is grainy and the outside is grey
>Feel terrible dread.
>Completely striken by terror, I can't even make a single sound. drag myself to living room where my mom is, still alive, but sitting as if she was a limp corpse on the chair, ask me what's wrong in the most dreadful and monotone voice.
>start mumbling "My...eyes...my eyes! THEY GOT MY EYES! MY EYES MY EYES MY FUCK..ing EYES THEY EYES GOT MY EYES" in uncontrolable panic while trashing around the house.
>My mom finally snap me out of the nightmare by telling me in a normal tone "You're high as fuck aren't you?"
>Finally wakes up in my bed, have the hardest time going back to sleep.

The dark apartment seems to be a recurring theme in my dreams though, but I have been told that I attract spirits and that my place is haunted by people I occasionally bring back with me, I hope thy're not responsible for this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2012 07:33:00 No.9934895 Report

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>>9934861

Here's another one concerning my mother.

>Dream normally about awesome shit as I usually do
>Suddenly wake up to go take a drink or something
>Hear my mother call for help in the bathroom
>She's dead naked in the bath,drowning because there's like 30 tons of wet blankets over her
>Get her out of this shit, have the hardest time as she seems to weight 60 million tons
>The look in her face was that of one who is about to kill herself
>Ask her what the fuck was going on
>Wake up for real.

Fucking hate that, it also happens in normal dreams

>Wake up in a dream, thinking it's real life
>Go outside, some jackass start talking shit
>We fight on my balcony and I do tons of awesome acrobatic shit
>Actually into Martial Arts IRL, but now able to go fucking Jackie Chan on everybody's ass while jumping around like a cat.
>Never ever question these abilities as I am still CONVINCED that I am in reality, only make a slight remark that I seem to have gotten in better shape lately.
>Start doing crazy shit like magic and all.
>Realise Magic is illogical, but still, it doesn't break me from the dream
>As I am convinced to be in reality, I come to the conclusion that I simply unlocked my true potential IRL and that Magic does actually turn out to exist and I unlocked its secrets.
>Hot chicks everywhere that wants my dick hardcore, feels like a fucking goddamn king in my whole new life.
>Actually get woken up by alarm, have to go to work, jackass!

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