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[1354905928] Surprisingly Great

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Micheal Stover's adaptation of Star Wars Episode III is surprisingly very good.

The artificial daylight spread by the capital's orbital mirrors is sliced by intersecting flames of ion drives and punctuated by starburst explosions; contrails of debris raining into the atmosphere become tangled ribbons of cloud. The nightside sky is an infinite lattice of shining hairlines that interlock planetoids and track erratic spirals of glowing gnats. Beings watching from rooftops of Coruscant's endless cityscape can find it beautiful.

From the inside, it's different.

The gnats are drive-glows of starfighters. The shining hairlines
are light-scatter from turbolaser bolts powerful enough to vaporize a small town. The planetoids are capital ships. The battle from the inside is a storm of confusion and panic, of galvened particle beams flashing past your starfighter so close that your cockpit rings like a broken annunciator, of the boot-sole shock of concussion missiles that blast into your cruiser, killing beings you have trained with and eaten with and played and laughed and bickered with. From the inside, the battle is desperation and terror and the stomach-churning certainty that the whole galaxy is trying to kill you.


Full text PDF link: http://www.sciencefiction.org.rs/index.php?option=com_docman&task=doc_download&gid=718&Itemid=70

[1235357310] How can I get myself to read more?

No.14099 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I would love to read more, but I find that: (1) I don't have enough time to read; and (2) I tend to read too slowly (maybe one paperback page per minute).

How do you guys read more? What's your reading schedule like? I'm in my late 20s, I have a 10-6 job, and when I get home, I usually waste my time on 4chan instead of read.

What can I do to read more?
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[1353352715] Essay

No.24341 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So I need ideas for the title of my essay. It's about how Mexico has changed over the past 75 years. Any ideas?

[1354159629] FANTASTIC UPCOMING BOOK

No.24358 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
If you're a fan of thrillers and mystery, you should check out "The Devil's Necktie" by John Lansing!  A retired cop suffers from the murder of his beautiful ex-informant and risks his life. For only 99 cents? What a steal!
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[1212075188] Star Wars

No.10840 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I want to start reading the star wars books but i dont know where to start, do i start with NJO or should i start with the earlier stuff

[1353604237] Conversation

No.24348 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey guys,  I'm not much into books, writing or literature.  For no reason, this piece of dialogue pop into my head, images and sound.  I wrote it down, I'd like to have your thoughts...
Here what happened:

And he asked the dying, now bald-headed, stunted middle-aged man:
"Why do you live so much in your head?  Your imaginary world.  Why don't you spend more wisely the so little time you have left?"

To what he answered, piercing through his interlocutor's soul with his light-blued, still fully alive eyes:
-"It's useless, I know for sure.  If I've continued to live in this world at the expense of reality in which I bathe, it was because I still had faith of writing it; romance it, describe it: it's subtleties, intrigues, mysteries and dogmas..."

Looking far away through the window next to his bed, he continued:
"The real world, the real life, when you concentrate hard enough for long enough, affects us less than the one in our head, where the time ticks when you give it thoughts.  And unlike what you might think, this world isn't beautiful, it is not happy, nor white.  Moreover, at the paroxysm of this beauty of it's own, it's complexity: it is affected by the real world, real memories, real emotions.  Is that what entropy would be?  Sometimes I surprise myself thinking the real world is someone's mind."

Thoughts?  Sometimes I suddenly think of dialogues like this, but I don't know if it's worth writing it, put it together?
Thanks!

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