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[1369385640] 媚薬コムーD10催情剤 通販

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媚薬コムーD10催情剤 通販
■D10催情剤の成分:
スペイン蝿分泌強力催淫エキス、スペイン産天然媚薬ハーブINVERMAエキス等。
販売規格:5ml x 1本/箱
■使用方法:性行為の10~20分前に適量をドリンク又は水に混ぜて服用してください。
http://www.biyaku.com/d10.html
無料媚薬:http://www.biyaku.com/muryoubiyaku/
媚薬コム:http://www.biyaku.com/

[1353799677] YOU FUCKING FUCKS, YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS

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GOD DAMMIT HOW COME THERE IS NO FUCKING TRAFFIC HERE

ALL I WANNA DO IS TALK ABOUT BOOKS BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

NO? FUCK YOU

said the man

critique my work
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[1170192933] Books Freud would have giggled heartily at?

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Could anyone name any particular novels, writing (Fiction or non-fiction, poem, whatever, although preferably not scifi.) where the main plot involves the main characters exhibiting Oedipus/Electra complex?

Someone, Sexual fetish, etc.
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[1189307322] Project Gutenberg

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So apparently these hippies have 22,000+ eBooks to give away. Are any of these good? Or are they mostly public domain crap? Anyone trolled through their website and found something worth reading?

They have a torrent of a bunch of Science Fiction books over at gutenberg.org but I haven't found anything cool yet. I'm hoping to snag a book that talks about FLYING CARS IN THE YEAR 2000 WHEN COMPUTERS ARE SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT IN JUST ONE ROOM!
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[1367009419] Bookclub

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irc.rizon.net


/join #bookclub

[1365014554] Stephen King

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Top 10 names for Stephen King's penis, 2013 edition:
9. The Green Mile
8. The Dark Half
7. Thinner
6. Christine
5. The Crimson King
4. Tommyknocker
3. The Stand: The Complete & Uncut Edition
2. IT
1. The Dark Tower
0. The Dead Zone

Honorable mention: The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon

[1367549708] The Rogue's Game

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The Unshelved BOOK CLUB PRESENTS THE ROGUE'S GAME BY MILTON T.BURTON

Dewey: "1947. A hard man rolls into a small Texas town and bribes his way into a high stakes poker game.

He might be a lawyer, he might be a government agent, but he's no gambler.

With Chicken Little and Ice-pick Willie he's planning some trouble.

While they wait for their moment, Della, the fine-bodied blonde he brought to town, proves that she has a head for the oil business.

The sheriff doesn't like him.

Some local power players harbor a grudge against him.

But even his newfound riches won't dissuade him from his original plan"

Old Man : "A fine-bodied blonde with a head for business?"

Dewey: "I know, I was struck by the resemblance too."


http://www.unshelved.com

[1366130161] wannabe writer..

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lSinful
and thus he was trown into the gates of hell never to escape form his damnation.
Gabriel the 2th was now nothing but a demon in the all mighty lord eyes, he had lost his wings, burned away by the morning sun, he had managed to cover most of himself from the sunlight with his now scorched off wings.

luckily for the sinful outcast he had managed to safe his sword, a beacon of hope, that he knew he could use. unfortunatly for the poor outcast he was never to return to the heavens again, his greatest hope, if you could call it hope at all, was to get to the
surface and live his now mortal life as simple human. His wish was to life the rest of his days as a humble peasent, he knew he couldn't be a monk, entering any temple would place the lords attention on him and he knew he wouldn't want that.

he had been trown down to the 4th layer of hell, the place for the lustfull and other sinners that  let satan guide their ways. The surroundings looked like the insides of an ancient cave, just massive, demons flying across Gabriel's path, the ceiling looked like mountains that had covered the sky, if you looked close enough you could see the next layer of hell, further below, gabriel knew he had to stay clear of the clifft and not fall down to the lower layers, as those who were damned there suffered a worse faith, one that Gabriel the outcast wouldn't want to imagine.

Gabriel was trown on the egde of the 4th layer, just above a pit full of sinners, they were screaming in pain, tortured by different kinds of melting metal tools, to punish them for giving into the desires of their body. As the outcast walked around this open pit, he didn't feel any remorse for these damned souls, not a single feeling of pity for them, as a former angel, he knew that they were paying for their own sins and that he was aswell.

soon after getting around the pit, Gabriel saw a few demons stading in his path, he was just bare butt and had no place on his person to hide his sword, so he took it in his right hand and walked to their right side, hoping that they might not notice the holy cross on it or just it's general shininess.

even with his poor atempt to hide his sword, he forget a basic thing about these demons, they were a bunch of lusty desires and he was the only livin thing around, they would have seen or smelled him from miles away."

please look past any spelling errors, as i wrote this on my phone and i have spellcheck turned off, because i write faster than that.

this is just a story i am writing for a friend, i really want to be a writer someday and this is just casual practice for me, i wrote it all whilst sitting in a bar drinking alittle.

[1366750223] Tard writes book

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[1367915452] Poetry

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STONESOUP


Holly : "UM...WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?"

Wally : "LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST, HOLLY.

"...LIVE IN THE SUNSHINE, SWIM THE SEA, DRINK THE WILD AIR'S SALUBRITY..."

- RALPH WALDO EMERSON"

Holly : "HOW MANY OF THESE LITTLE UMBRELLA DRINKS HAS UNCLE WALLY HAD?"

Joan : "IS HE QUOTING DEAD POETS AGAIN?"


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