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[1113352437] Microsoft Word = Image nazi

No.1584 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Does anyone have any idea why Microsoft Word feels the need to shrink my jpegs when entered into a document. It even has the nerve to call their size "100%" when they are clearly not.

Word also seems to enlarge PNG files. Gif files however, seem to be the only common image type it wont change when placed in a document.

Any ideas? I'd be greatful for any decent input into this. Thanks!
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[1112282625] x.org 6.8.2 problem

No.1456 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I installed it on my debian system along side my xfree86 install. It seems that it starts, kde loads for a few seconds, then crashes. What's left is some errors about mime types. I'm wondering if it could be that I put "exec startkde" instead of the ssh-agent one, since the ssh-agent one didnt work, due to kdm not being found. Any help would be great.
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[1370974218] le pewp

No.86058 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
le pewp xD

[1110754257] Torrent sites besides bi-torrents

No.1276 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Looking for addresses to torrents sites (general content, not just anime) besides the one I listed above and Torrentreactor. Much obligied if you find anything
:)

[1104359819] Commodore has changed hands /again/...

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http://www.nu.nl/news.jsp?n=460820&c=32

If your Dutch skillz are lacking, Tulip have just sold 'Commodore'  (as in the trademark) off to Yeahronimo Media Ventures (some digitial music downloading service I'd never ever heard of before) for $4 million Euros ($24M if YMV can actually turn a profit...)

Another link: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20433

The eVic and Mpet are just ugly ODM products that'll flop...
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[1] poop

ID:29qUp6sI No.60408 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
REDCREAM IS A GIGANTIC FAGGOT
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[1297552426] iPad is Shit

No.80328 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
iPad is shit, good luck looking like a fool walking around with one, i hope you get jacked by nigga in Starbucks....
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[1374182203] Help needed with 4chan

No.86103 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
(test, getting some errors)

I have weird problem.
I know it's client side and it happen suddenly. One refresh and I'm out.
I get "temporarily offline" message on all imageboards.
Only text and mainpage works, so I asking what to do here.
I tried on FF, IE, Chrome all of them same error.
Tried fresh browser.
Tried connecting to neighberhood wifi.
It's always same error.
But they works, when I connect to my wifi by phone. But it's some old java samsung, so browsing on it would be plain pain.
So, my pc decided to hate 4chan, what to do?

[1373098948] Kick People

No.86094 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
How do I kick/boot someone off my wifi? I know there's a way to remotely shutdown their computer using cmd but for some reason that's not working so that's why I'm just gonna kick them off the wifi.

[1375034529] Windows 7 Sound event

No.86132 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Heyo

how to add a sound event to a program? I know that in the control panel -> sounds you have a list of windows 7 events that you can add sounds to.

But I want to implement a new program there, say Google Earth. And then a sound should play when opening or closing the application. How is that possible, something in the registry maybe?

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