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[1385232797] Spam

No.86342 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Spam program holds PCs hostage

London - Cybercrime investigators are looking into a barrage of scam sent to millions of British banking customers designed to freeze their computers and demand a ransom, Britain's National Crime Agency said.

   The agency, which began operating only last month, said last Friday that its National Cyber Unit had become "aware of a mass e-mail spamming event which is ongoing, where people are receiving e-mails that appear to be from banks and other financial institutions".

   The agency said it considered the attack a "significant risk". It added that while the spam e-mail may be sent out to "tens of millions" of British customers, they appear to be targeted mainly at small and medium-sized businesses.

   The spam carries an attachment that appears to be correspondence related to the text of the e-mail - such as a voicemail or fax or details of a purported suspicious transaction or invoice seeking payment, the agency said.

   In reality, it said, the attachment injects a malicious program - malware - into the computer, which opens it as well as the local network to which the machine is connected. Once triggered, a program called "Cryptolocker" that the crime agency described as "ransomware" proceeds to encrypt the files on the user's machine and the local network.

   Once encrypted, the computer displays a message demanding a payment of two Bitcoins (an electronic currency, currently worth around £536) in return for the key to unlock the encryption.

   The crime agency advised users not to pay the ransom and warned that even if it were paid, there was no guarantee the encryption key would be turned over.

Reuters

[1147190982] COME TO #/r/ on irc.rizon.net

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[1384824409] Anti-virus software and whatnot.

No.86334 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Howdy, I am really not all that great with computers. Recently I have picked up a rather annoying virus that has been affecting Chrome. Adds on pages that never have adds, like images on 4chan, random tabs opening up every other time I click the screen and the occasional pop-up. I have the most recent version of SpyBot-Search and Destroy, but it isn't turning anything up. Anyone willing to give me a hand?

[1384699397] Pascal help

No.86332 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hi, pascal help please.
I want to add to integers together so that 1+1=11, 2+2=22 etc...

should i go about turning the integers to a string, and then back again? does anyone know an easier way to do it?

[1384549541] PC as usb hub

No.86331 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Idea is simple, to use PC as usb hub (get more usb slots for other device). Anyone have any ideas how to do this, maybe suggestions what software to use?
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[1175377654] R.I.P Moot <3

!4eEBk6zjN6 ID:nnaVxEjI No.41190 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm here to inform everyone of a terrible loss.

Yesterday, around 4:00pm, I received a phone call telling me that moot has been in a fatal car accident.

I'm not feeling up to explaining detail of the accident, and how it happened, I'm just here to notify everyone since his family would be devastated, and his brother probably wouldn't want to explain the loss to a bunch of guys on the net.

Maybe if you wanted to show respect, and make him proud, leave a R.I.P moot or something in your sigs/msn/aim/whatever.
Just an idea.

Sorry everyone.
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[1381079483] Cybercrime

No.86284 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Mastermind of online criminal bazaar arrested

Ulbricht is said to be the mastermind behind the Silk Road, where drugs, hit men and more could be bought.

SAN FRANCISCO - After two years of painstaking sleuthing, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) cybercrime experts have arrested a 29-year-old said to be the shadowy mastermind behind the Silk Road, "the most sophisticated and extensive criminal marketplace on the Internet today".

   The Silk Road - a virtual bazaar where buyers could find everything from heroin and hacking software to contact information for hit men in more than 10 different countries - is thought to be helmed by a figure who calls himself "Dread Pirate Roberts".

   By the time the Silk Road was shut down this week, prosecutors say it had become the venue for as much as US$1 billion worth of illegal transactions.

   Investigations came to a close on Tuesday, when FBI agents arrested Ross William Ulbricht at the Glen Park library in San Francisco, where he had gone to log onto a computer, according to a person briefed on the matter. He faces charges of conspiracy to commit narcotics trafficking, money laundering and computer-hacking in a New York federal court.

   The drug conspiracy charge carries a potential life sentence and US$10 million fine, while the computer-hacking conspiracy and money laundering charges carry 10-year and 20-year sentences, respectively, and US$250,000 fines.

   The arrest came after agents intercepted a parcel addressed to Ulbricht's apartment that contained nine counterfeit IDs, each in a different name, but all bearing Ulbricht's photograph.

   The interception, in July this year, came ahead of an August interview in Forbes, allegedly with the secretive Dread Pirate Roberts, who said: "The highest levels of government are hunting me... I can't take any chances."

   The genius of Silk Road's design and the reason it eluded the FBI's grasp for so long, was its impenetrability. The site was accessible only on a so-called Tor network, designed to conceal the true Internet address of computers using it. Its exclusive reliance on digital currency Bitcoin added another layer of protection for its buyer and sellers.

   Hit by the scandal and an increasing uncertainty as to its own future, Bitcoin lost a third of its value after Ulbricht's arrest and has yet to fully recover.

   Ulbricht is also charged in Maryland with ordering the torture and murder of an employee by an undercover agent over fears the employee would expose him.

BLOOMBERG, AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE, ASSOCIATED PRESS

Two years of undercover investigation

JANUARY 2011: First mention of Silk Road appears on magic mushrooms website shroomery.org. Someone with the username Altoid asks if anyone has tried Silk Road. Altoid posts a similar message on the forum bitcointalk.org.

JUNE 2011: Two US senators write to the Attorney-General and Drug Enforcement Agency chief urging them to investigate Silk Road and shut down Bitcoin.

OCTOBER 2011: Altoid surfaces again on the Bitcoin forum, seeking an "IT pro" to help build a Bitcoin start-up company and directing potential job candidates to the Gmail account of someone named Ross Ulbricht.

NOVEMBER 2011: Special FBI agent Christopher Tarbell's undercover team makes more than 100 drug purchases from Silk Road vendors, including Ecstasy, cocaine and heroin.

APRIL 2012: An undercover federal agent in Maryland posing as a drug dealer, makes contact with Dread Pirate Roberts.

JANUARY 2013: The undercover agent completes the sale of cocaine to a Silk Road employee, who was later arrested.

JULY 10, 2013: Customs officials intercept a package from Canada addressed to an apartment on 15th Street in San Francisco. The package contains nine counterfeit IDs, each in a different name, but all featuring a photograph of the same person - Ulbricht.

TUESDAY - Ulbricht is arrested at Glen Park library in San Francisco.

BLOOMBERG, AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE
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[1159666388] Were you there fags?

No.28215 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Perhaps somebody remembers this, or similar stuff, from a very long time ago.

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[1383484836] IT Wizard Or Amateur?

No.86321 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
IT wizard or amateur? US government proving to be both

It allegedly hacked major servers, yet faces criticism over health site

WASHINGTON - When it comes to computers, the Obama administration appears simultaneously to be an amateur and a wizard.

   The same government that reportedly intercepted the communications of leading US consumer technology firms, Google and Yahoo, without leaving a trace, is criticised because it cannot build a working federal website for health insurance.

   In a single day in Washington, the extremes were on full display. Under a classified project called Muscular, the National Security Agency (NSA) secretly broke into the main communication links connecting Google and Yahoo data centres around the world, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday, citing documents obtained from former NSA systems analyst Edward Snowden.

   Across town, Health and Human Services (HHS) secretary Kathleen Sebelius was apologising to Congress over the troubled HealthCare.gov website. Officials had worried that a lack of website testing posed a potentially high security risk.

   The difference? National priorities, including big differences in how much the government spends, plus the talent and expertise of the people the government hires.

   The NSA's annual budget was just over US$7 billion in fiscal year 2013, according to documents leaked by Snowden, The budget for the entire HHS was less than US$1 trillion, and it spent US$118 million on the website plus about US$56 million on other IT to support the site, Ms Sebelius said on Wednesday.

   The NSA is famous for employing small focused teams of highly talented experts with special skills, said former hacker Chris Wysopal, chief technology officer for Veracode. But the HHS' website designers? "They are sort of your average developers," he said.

   Motivation is important too. Patriotic hacking on behalf of the NSA is exciting, especially among the mostly young and mostly male demographic.

   "Breaking in, it feels like special ops," Mr Wysopal said. "Building something feels probably like you're in the Corps of Engineers. You're just moving a lot of dirt around."

   The government generally spends more money researching how to attack, not defend, computers, said Purdue University computer science professor Gene Spafford.

   The apparent contradiction between health care and the NSA, he added, "is what makes computers magical".

ASSOCIATED PRESS