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Anonymous
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I have like 15 books that I need to read right now. For some reason I just stack books and have a hard time getting started. Does anyone else do this?
Anonymous
>>1739779 >>1739781 That made me feel better about myself, thanks.
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>>1739800 dont feel you should trust Jew just from that.
Anonymous
Yes. But I've pledged to only buy a new book when I've finished one. Which means I have a constant surplus of about 17 books which I'm meaning to read.
Anonymous
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>>1739808 So, I pledged to never post on 4chan. Just do what you want.
Anonymous
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JUST START READING YES YOU
Anonymous
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ITT: The perfect sentence to say aloud to your lover during sex.
Anonymous
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"Farewell, my unsullied virgin ass!"
Anonymous
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i never talk during sex, but afterwards i always say sorry a lot.
Anonymous
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>>1739853 more like this guys.
Stephan King !!UZXMsejzmBO
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>>1739823 Argh beat me to it.
CALL ME ISHMAEL!
Anonymous
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do you like daggers?
Anonymous
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How to write a fantasy novel: -Orphan hero: CHECK -Teen hero: CHECK -Polytheistic society: CHECK -Obligatory sorcerers and magic: CHECK -Hero starts off poor and becomes rich and/or becomes a king or a god: CHECK -The villain is a king or a god: CHECK -The setting looks like a field trip to the rennfaire: CHECK
Anonymous
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How to post on /lit/ -troll: CHECK -bitch:CHECK -complain: CHECK -judge others:CHECK amidoinitright
Anonymous
>>1739311 My favorite part is how Spanish magic realism was invented by a German, abducted by a Mexican and justified because" the lands of the mexican APEOPLES are alive with mysticism.
Noodles
Anonymous
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>>1739597 >>Spanish magic realism was invented by a German Who?
Anonymous
"None are more hopelessly enslaved, than those who falsely believe they are free". ~~Goethe
Anonymous
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>>1739047 Just to add a little to this, phantom pain still really fucking hurts.
Anonymous
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>>1739047 so i was like, solar energy is the only way to go, but its efficient only outside the earth atmosphere, so i was like, i'm going to build a machine to go in to space, and so i established all the science behind it.
vs
i work for minimum wage, get beer, fuck my bitch and play vidya games. and you're a faggot!
so yeah, what does objectivity matter.
Anonymous
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>>1738884 "In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
Stephan King !!UZXMsejzmBO
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"It's been a prevalent notion. Fallen sparks. Fragments of vessels broken at the Creation. And someday, somehow, before the end, a gathering back to home. A messenger from the Kingdom, arriving at the last moment. But I tell you there is no such message, no such home -- only the millions of last moments . . . nothing more. Our history is an aggregate of last moments." Who said it? Should be easy based on syntax.
Anonymous
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>>1738884 "Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
~Thomas Paine
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
Anonymous
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my favourite book :) nice quads!
Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6
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I'm at 41 books of my 100+ book goal, see picture for specific titles. Favourites so far are: The Feast of the Goat; The Easter Parade; Wilderness Tips; Revolutionary Road; Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell; Strong Motion. Special mention goes to The Man in the High Castle and The Pale King, for being weird and cool. Worst books were: after the quake, The Painted Veil; Islands in the Sky. They were all very painful, and a waste of time, money and effort. Post your own lists, and favourite and least favourite books.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>1739443 >fahrenheit 451 better than dubliners Anonymous
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Why aren't you on Goodreads, Sunhawk?
Anonymous
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>>1739454 Dubliners was probably 2deep4me, I'll admit that.
Anonymous
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Just started reading again this year... Catch-22, Mossflower, Marlfox, The BFG, On Becoming a Person, The Road, The Things They Carried, The Alchemist, The Time Traveler's Wife, Born on a Blue Day, Interpreter of Maladies, The Gods Themselves, Child of God, Ecstasy, 50 Short Science Fiction Tales, Filth, Foundation, Lolita Currently reading: End of Eternity, Slaughterhouse5, Count of Monte Cristo <3 me some Asimov
Anonymous
Why is Dune considered Science Fiction? It's a fantasy that just happens to take place tens of thousands of years in the future.
Stephan King !!UZXMsejzmBO
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>>1739925 nah dude paul is Jesus
Anonymous
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>yfw Harkonnen are Americans
Anonymous
>>1739925 >Your face when the word "allegory" sounds like Al Gore and it makes you laugh. Even a little bit. jew !!6P/WhzicJTl
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>>1739951 >yfw "allegory" sounds like an italian saying al gore Anonymous
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>>1739912 Because it revolves around a certain kind of tech that defines the entire era it is set in.
But I have to agree with you it's pretty much just a bit more sci-fi than the Star wars universe
Anonymous
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Where does one start with these writers? My favorite pieces of literature are Anna Karenina, Uncle Vanya, Their Eyes Were Watching God, and Lolita if that helps. I haven't read too extensively though obviously.
Anonymous
>>1739975 OP here
This is the first time I've been on this board in months. I'm not sure if you referring to something else on the board?.
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dostoevsky - notes from underground woolf - mrs dalloway joyce - a portrait of the artist as a young man faulkner - as i lay dying hemingway - the sun also rises
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Woolf, just do To The Lighthouse and nothing else. Well, if you like Jane Austen, get all of Woolf. Otherwise, just To The Lighthouse. Dostoevsky, do Crime and Punishment to see if you like him, then do The Idiot and The Brothers K. Joyce, go in chronological order. It helps for complication and to a lesser extent characters. Faulkner, Light in August and The Sound and The Fury are his best. Hemingway, do his short stories, they are far better than his books in my opinion. if you LOVE the shorts, do the novels.
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>>1739971 well when i was young i was always getting into trouble at school and one day they tried to make us read some russian author's short story and i didn't want to for some reason
the teacher was already angry that day because i kept throwing my pens on the floor and i kept refusing to read it so she called my parents and then my stepdad hit me because he didn't want me to get bad grades and then said some stuff about communists which i didn't understand at the time
he called me a son of a bitch and i said dad if i am a son of a bitch then wouldn't that make you a bitch and so he got angrier
anyway i tried reading some of crime and punishment when i was like 15 but i didn't like the way it made me feel and i haven't touched one of them since then and i never will
sage for off-topic personal discourse
Anonymous
Who does /lit/ prefer? Sorry for small image.
Anonymous
>>1739964 gore vidal, obviously. you stupid or something?
Anonymous
>>1739980 Explain yourself anon!
Anonymous
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>>1739992 easy. buckley's a little bitch.
Anonymous
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Dear Diary, The strange head growing from the cat has made itself a facebook page. I have sent it a friend request in hopes of learning more about it's true motives. For now, I'll keep the gun ready and the status quo intact. P.S. I think I saw it trying on my underwear last night.
Anonymous
anyone ever sniffed a cat's butt b4 the sphincter kind of wiggled a bit when my nose touched it
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Dear Diary, my cat has worms. today after eating a hamburger, i pulled a piece of gristle out of my teeth that looked like a worm. i got my girlfriends attention and pretended to pull it off the cats butt. i showed it to her then popped it in my mouth. true story
Stephan King !!UZXMsejzmBO
Dear diary, I think I saw a shitty thread but I was also high on mescaline so I'm not sure. Also this is not a diary at all but a journal. I have to remember to call it a journal instead of the more girlish diary distinction. Talk to you tomorrow diary I mean shit SK
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>>1739967 I'm sad now because I see a Diary of a Wimpy Kid allusion.