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"Joe Buck here, live from the delivery room waiting on my first born to enter the world. Before he arrives, is there anything you would like to say, wife?"
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"Alright then. I want to apologize for my wife's unprofessional conduct, she obviously hasn't been in the business long. Wait a second, it seems like the child is crowning. My wife gives another push and yes, I am a father to a little boy, Joe Buck Jr. sponsored by Fox. Is there anything you'd like to say Junior?"
I just want to thank the support staff here in the hospital. It is the guys behind the scene who help guys like me do my job. What is this, it appears my mother shat herself and tore her vagina in two while bringing me into the world, a disgusting display by Mrs. Buck. Well, it is time for me to suckle, back to you Joe Buck.
"Thanks Joe Buck Jr. sponsored by Fox, let's send it back to the studio"