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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Problem: I want to be fuck buddies, but I feel guilty inside knowing he doesn't want a relationship with me, and that it makes me a slut. I am trying to tell myself "it's ok, as long as he's the only guy you're doing, and you don't have a relationship". "It's ok, he's the first guy you slept with." "It's ok, he's a guy he won't feel that way." "It's ok, tons of people do this, it's college." But I am such a child inside... I kinda want him to play video games with me, too. He'd be okay with everything as long as there is no "title." I fully understand what that means. I'm not even religious... so why am I so conflicted..
I'm a 26 year old nerdy gamer girl. Most of my friends are guys. Every actual relationship I have had has failed. Currently unemployed but not for lack of trying I just live in a really bad area to be unemployed in especially since my car died. Any advice on where to find a nice, nerdy/geeky gamer guy around my age who is intelligent and a gentleman? Preferably a tall skinny white boy with glasses but that's a personal preference. My relationships usually end because the guy winds up cheating on me. I'm at a loss and would just for once at least experience what it is like to be in a healthy relationship with a guy who won't cheat on me or use me. I'm fairly certain however that the nice gentlemen are all either taken, gay, or uninterested.
Alright, so I'm 17 and I've never had sex. I jerk my fucking dick everyday and it's depressing. As well as not having sex, I really don't talk to anyone outside of school. I'm pretty much a complete loner every single day. Each day feels more hopeless and hopeless. Anyways, I'm just curious, how can I get laid... ?
for some reason I keep having thoughts about my ex.
It's been more than half year since I broke up with my ex. We were together for a little less than 2 years. I don't know why this is happening now. I know that even if I my ex and I got back together it wouldn't work out but I still kind of miss her.
This girl I was mates with started showing signs she was interested and I began to like her so I asked her out. At this point she told me that she has a boyfriend. She told me "I'm confused because I argue with my boyfriend a lot, but I don't know what to tell you because I don't want to lead you on", "if I was single it could've been different, but then again I have problems with him and you make me feel so much better" and other things like that.
She's not at all interested in ever being with me so wtf is she doing?
Like it seems like casual sex, drugs, and an all around hedonistic lifestyle is anything anyone desires. I feel so backwards because I want to live simply and raise a happy healthy fam with a sweet girl. People disgust me. Things like tattoos, drugs, casual sex, fighting, mean people, and all other nasty things make me sick to my stomach.
What I wouldn't do for a simple life with someone sweet and pure like me..
i need help finding a good program for screencaps. i have a digital version of a textbook that i can only use on a computer with an internet connection. i am planning on making my own pdf ebook out of the screencaps and im looking for something to help me streamline the process. any suggestions?
Who can tell me how to give a good raping? Fuckbuddy wans me to roleplay rape her. We have a safe word. Some complications... she's underage, and lives with her parents, so it can't be too extravagant like breaking a window or whatever.
I figured 4chan has a bunch ofe experienced rapists so it would be tthe best place to ask.
Everything I do is a disappointment. Everything I try I fail at. Even if I try really hard. When I practice things, people are always telling me to stop. I have never been kissed, hugged, I once had dreams of having a family, but I am 24 and still a virgin, most girls are whores that will divorce me for greener pastures.
I am too cowardly to kill myself. I just want to die. The only thing that gives me even the smallest amount of pleasure is Video Games. I honestly fear I will become a serial killer or something one day. My bitter lonliness will get the best of me and I will do something horrible to someone.
All I ever wanted was to be appreciated and loved. I never get the things I want.