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!!TN1txsM3cGh

!!TN1txsM3cGh No.8224992 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I'm going to buy one of these. Do you think women would care if they saw it?
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!AH4kD1XSgw

Significant other rarely wants to have sex

!AH4kD1XSgw No.8191594 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I was hoping to get some advice from the guys for this one.

I'm 22, F. I've been dating this guy for over a year, and he only gives into having sex maybe once every other week IF I basically beg. I've spoken to him about it, and he feels bad that he's not horny most of the time, and I feel bad that I've made sex seem like a chore or obligation. He promised to do better. Lately though, I've noticed that whenever I try to have sex, he just goes "okay =(" in such a way that I'm like, "nevermind you obviously don't want to". It's a huge turn off to see him sad that he wasn't horny for a week or more yet again. I'm happy he's trying but... urgh, i just feel guilty I feel like I'm basically having sex with an unwilling partner.

I'm at a loss. On one hand, I obviously want to get laid on a regular basis. On the other hand, how ethical is it to make somebody have sex with you when they don't really want to?

Because this is 4chan, I though I may as well add that we used to be much more active sex-wise, he said he's attracted to me, and I'm 5'5'', 130 pounds. I'm a little chubby but no more chubby than when we first met.
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!!pVbyp9iAZhG

!!pVbyp9iAZhG No.8129879 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Traits of a quality, relationship-material woman.

We have a dozen threads a day of women doing it wrong, let's give advice to women who want to do it right.
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!!xmaY7K8XcfF

!!xmaY7K8XcfF No.8127007 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Daily reminder
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!!j56j6Gk69Qv

!!j56j6Gk69Qv No.8105566 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
LEGIT WORK FROM HOME!

Any of you guys poor or just want to earn a little extra money on your spare time? In college and need more spending money? Then you will love this site.

I wanted to post this because I always see people posting about needing money and a few months back I was in the exact same position and actually thought about killing myself because of it.

Thats when I found mturk... Now for those of you who have seen it and think you can't make any money from it check my earnings screenshot in the next post.

So like all work from home how do you know mturk is legit? Its an amazon company. Enough said.

Now what is mturk? Mturk is a crowdsourcing website. What companies do is they break a task into hundreds or thousands of small tiny tasks that usually take seconds to a couple minutes to complete and they pay you for it. So if you have a massive project that would take 10 people 1000 hours to do you can split it up and let 10000 people swarm over it like hungry sharks.

Continued...
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!UG0BAYiIy.

Blacked Out, Woke Up, Shit is Fucked Up, Wat Do?

!UG0BAYiIy. No.8049223 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Went out drinking last night. Last thing I remember. Woke up about an hour ago. In my drawer is a loaded pistol and $500, neither of which I had last night. My cellphone is gone, and I have a black eye.

I've never been in a fight in my life, and I've never owned a firearm either.

If I committed a crime last night/day, would I be at all okay if I turned myself into the police? If I'm wanted for anything how would I go about finding out? General advice on dealing with the aftermath of shit you don't remember?
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!!iSo57uZfc+W

Marriage is a scam.

!!iSo57uZfc+W No.8042744 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So my best friend got divorced recently. He was married for about 12 years, he's a fairly successful doctor, an amazing father, a bro (The kind of dude that will always be there for you if you need help), he's just a great human being.

He recently had a custody battle with his wife and lost. Keep in mind his wife is a high school graduate with no job or means to support herself. They gave her custody and not only that, my friend has to pay her alimony because she can't support herself and he lost half his stuff.

So immediately many flags raised in my head. I asked him why did they give her custody if she can't support the children at all without his help, why not just give him custody since you know, he's actually a good provider/parent? He just said that she's the mom and he's the dad, that's all there is to it. I also asked why the fuck he's paying her lazy ass when they're divorced and he told me he's pretty much paying for the "privilege" of having had her as his wife.

Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this? It seems like divorces are extremely one-sided. How the fuck does this worthless woman get everything handed to her while this hard working nice man gets everything taken away? It just seems wrong, am I the only that thinks marriage is a load of shit?
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!2gMTG06CaQ

!2gMTG06CaQ No.8039409 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Best places to meet girls for short-term relationships + tips on how to start conversations (sex primary goal).

Forever alones, please abstain from posting. I'll start.

- I meet a lot of girls working counters in bookstores or doing retail at clothing shops or whatever. My basic opener is, "Give me an honest answer right now... (pause to appear as though the question is super serious) how bored are you right now?"

They usually laugh. From there (their response doesn't matter, it could be very bored or not at all, I just ignore it) I ask them something about the store like if it's clothing what would look best on me or if it's a bookstore what there is to do around here.

I act like someone who's just moved to the area and who needs to be shown a good time, but I don't have any friends. She's usually glad to show me fun things to do after an initial 5-10 minute conversation of just laughs and good times. I don't try anything sexual on the first impression, I just do some light touching on the back/shoulder to show her I'm not a forever alone.
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!!TDFCPWl9p+N

Advice Please!

!!TDFCPWl9p+N No.8027113 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Two men-
One online who is unstable, younger than me, no job, could swear he is bipolar and/or adhd, very sexy though and we have a very strong emotional/mental bond. Oh and is selfish. We briefly spoke about meeting in the near future, but ldr's suck.
The other is someone I have been working with, is 5 years older than me, stable, sensible, a little boring, has a great position at work, very sexy and really likes me, apparently has had feelings for me for a while. BUT... no emotional attachment, the spark for me just is not there.

What do I do?!?! I don't want to date my co worker just because of these quite superficial dynamics that look great on paper... but I don't want to risk letting someone like him pass by for someone who I am totally unsure on.
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!COREA.Lz9U

!COREA.Lz9U No.8000000 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Can we get a sticky please?
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