okay guys so I live in the everglades, and about 2 minutes from my house is a nasty as swamp, full of gators and everything (I actually get reduced taxes and house utility bills for living so close to it) and I attempt to go outside about 10 minutes ago to water the plants and I notice the door won't go open. so I peek out the door window ans HOLY FUCK

there's a fucking gator there. so I run to grab my phone and snapped this pic (sorry for the size)
I just called animal control and they said they'd be a while (it's a 40 min commute to nearest city)

wtf do I do in the meantime???

Need the names of these plants. Went to Bali for a site visit and need the names of the following plants. Can anyone help?

http://meatvideo.com/
Man this sucks.

What is this thing? It's like a plant but not a plant.

Where can I find more?

ITT: We post the scientific names we know.

Corn: Zea mays
TIger: Panthera tigris
Lion: Panthera leo
White shark: Charcarodon charcharias
Rat: Mus musculus
Human: Homo sapiens
Bubonic plague: Yersinia pestis
Rhesus monkey: Macaca mullata
Weed: Cannabis sativa
Dengue fever mosquito: Aedes aegypti
Mycobacterium leprae
Chlostridium tetani
Necator americanus

An awful memory bloomed there in the dark: his mother had taken him to the Boston Zoo, and
he had been looking at a great big bird. It had the most beautiful feathers — red and purple and
royal blue — that he had ever seen . . . and the saddest eyes. He had asked his mother where the
bird came from and when she said Africa he had understood it was doomed to die in the cage
where it lived, far away from wherever God had meant it to be, and he cried and his mother
bought him an ice-cream cone and for awhile he had stopped crying and then he remembered and
started again and so she had taken him home, telling him as they rode the trolley back to Lynn that
he was a bawl-baby and a sissy.
Its feathers. Its EYES.

I work at Walmart and we flush live fish all the time when there's too many in a tank =D

Post a picture from your local forest, if possible. =)

Pic related, took it during the easter vacation.

i bet this is got to be the lamest fuckin board of them all
this shit probaly dont get no more then 20 people
probaly is froze at night