>mfw my cat spent twenty minutes trying to get to the pizza in the pizza box, repeatedly failed but then figured how to bite the hanging flap and open it with his mouth

I love animals!

what kind of mix is this?

Okay /an/ Lets say you can have a team of animals which we use to battle and shit and thus creates the elite four of these battling animals. What 6 pok- animals would you choose to fight the elite four?

Pic related; My team

Also, you get to maul apart the person you hate most in the world after defeating the elite four

Guys, I need help.
My ball python hasn't been eating. I think something might be wrong with her. I got her a long time ago at a reptile expo labled under some weird name. (I'm guessing it was a color morph title or something)
ANYWAY. She has everything a ball python needs, and has gotten huge. Shes super calm though, and has never even constricted her food. I don't feed live though, which is why.
A few weeks ago she stopped eating thawed rats, and I decided to try live. She just grabbed the rat and held onto it, and didn't even attempt constricting. I smashed the rats head with a rock while she was holding because I was afraid she was going to get hurt. She dropped it, and hasn't been eating since.
I feel horrible /an/, what do I do?

Picture related, its her. :-)

Hello, my children! Are you doing well today? Please share with me your happiness, or your sorrows. I will listen.

(Yes, I use computers, and even the internet. It's handy, isn't it?)

Hey there, /an/! I've got a bit of a dilemma on my hands that maybe you can solve:

I'll be leaving on a two-week trip soon, and I'm not sure what to do with my garden snail in terms of food. Will it be alright if I just leave it with a bunch of lettuce and leaves? Will it die of thirst? Should I just stop worrying?

Please help!

Shock collars... Good idea? What kinds have you had success with?

Ask a Bird-watcher anything.

hey /an/.. weird question.. a friend of mine has a perfectly healthy 2 yr old bearded dragon. appropriate light, food, etc....
he held him 3 days ago, no problems. today.. he noticed what looks like little white rubbery hairs coming from his belly. done a few online searches, cant find anything. anyone ever hear of this?