are gay and that's a fact

anyone had any success with it?

how fast can you read?

any courses that actually work or is it just practice?

as per our discussion, below is what occurred:

I spent approximately 15 minutes discussing the lab and file input/output in java.
The lab discussion included me going over an additional step in required for the lab to help the students better understand the PrintWriter class in java.

Immediately after the lab discussion, (DIPSHIT #1) said he completed his assignment.
I was very suspicious because this was a new concept and the vast majority of students take at the very least 30 minutes to finish the lab.

Due to my suspicion I asked (DIPSHIT #1)  to explain to me how his program works. He could not even explain basic declaring of variables or user input. Basically, the entire semester he has been simply copying off of another student.

This other student is (DIPSHIT #2). This week (DIPSHIT #2)  saw me outside of the CS building and asked me if she could go to a different lab for personal reasons conflicting with todays lab. I said yes for this one time.

It appears (DIPSHIT #2)  did the work herself, but I don't know for sure.

Back to (DIPSHIT #1) : Since he could not explain to me how his program worked, and he seemed extremely nervous, I asked him who his professor is. I then asked him if he would like to go with me to speak with them, or he wanted me to go speak to his professor alone. He opted to come with me. Hardly anyone was in the building so I sent a text to (#3 GUY IN THE DEPARTMENT) that I caught a student cheating. We ended up walking around looking for a professor for 10 minutes. The entire time we were looking for someone he was begging me not to get him in trouble.

As I walked around the 2nd floor with (DIPSHIT #1) I eventually stopped and said something along the lines of: "Listen, it took me about 15 minutes to write that program including comments/debugging/etc. and I can program better than any of you in there. You couldn't even explain how your program worked and you finished in 15 minutes? I don't think so. Expect a zero and maybe even getting kicked out of the course, and worse case scenario getting expelled from this university which means you can't go to any university in this state". I then waited for a response. (DIPSHIT #1)  seemed very nervous since I'm sure he felt I was about to read him the Riot Act. He then explained how (DIPSHIT #2) helped him with the program. I then informed him that (DIPSHIT #2)  was not in class today and then asked (DIPSHIT #1)  if (DIPSHIT #2)  mailed him the solutions. He confirmed that he received the document from (DIPSHIT #2) .

By this point in time (#3 GUY IN THE DEPARTMENT) had responded to my text and arrived to explain what should happen.

I ejected (DIPSHIT #1)  from the class and told him he had a 0 for the assignment. I then asked him if he would prefer that I mail (DIPSHIT #2)  or he mail (DIPSHIT #2)  to inform her that she now has a 0 on the assignment. (DIPSHIT #1)  said he would mail (DIPSHIT #2) and ran out of the room almost in tears.

Additionally, I have temporarily given them a -500 on blackboard so they might be surprised if they check their grades. I will fix this to a 0 when I have time.

IN MY HUMBLE OPINION:
these students, and any other students who are caught cheating, should have their "extension" privileges revoked. this of course is in addition to getting a 0 for the lab on that day. In other words, they need to finish the lab IN lab to get ANY points. Maybe I can make them sit next to me. Maybe I can make them wear a "dunce" cap. So many options.


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RESPONSE FROM DEPT.

Wonderful.

you just made my day.

Am I mixing up past and present tense? Sometimes it's difficult to tell.

Turn back the clock a few years to a dark movie theater. Her cheap perfume was intoxicating. My heart beat was drowning out the fireworks of the movie. I was making a move on a girl for the first time in my life. The welcoming warmth of her insides seemed surprisingly pleasant as we blindly flailed our tongues around. All so foreign, guided purely by primitive instincts. My hand was buried inside her short skirt. Fingers wrestled around teenage panties and bare thigh, ramming into what I hoped was the correct hole. A tiny pink flower welcomed a solitary finger, sliding deep into a warm nest of nectar fluids flowing down my hand. Her breathing became heavier, as it bathed me in the sweet smell of candy and popcorn. My hand took on a life of it's own, playing with different directions and rhythmic patterns. All the while my palm was accidentally caressing her clit. The perfect mistake. Her cries of joy began to rival the surround sound. Luckily our show was playing to an empty theater. She seemed possessed as her body flailed from side to side. Grabbing at my hand. Pushing me in further. An explosion in the movie shot across the screen shedding a white light on the entire room. Her face was beaming red as she let out a final yelp, bucking high into the air. Before the theater went dark again our eyes met and I saw a feral animal.  Her body collapsed from utter bliss, shaking ever so slightly as vibrating waves of pure pleasure coursed through for the very first time. I could see the silhouette of her rib cage beating up and down as she tried to catch her breathe. A mess of blonde hair covered most of her beautiful face, a grin formed below the golden nest of sweat drenched hair. She wanted to return the favor. Pouncing on me with this look of hunger I'd never seen before. No longer a mindful individual but an animal with a craving for flesh. There was a lust deep inside that had been clawing at her mind's eye. Growing stronger with age until one day the levee broke. Pants at my thighs, I could feel her warm, soft lips sliding down as the tongue caressed every curve. Head bouncing up and down, so eager to please. It wasn't long before a familiar and all together different feeling interrupted my seven minutes in heaven. I felt something crawling up the inside of my shaft.  In my infinite stupidity, I  mistook this for an urge to take a leak. Understand that before this blissful moment in time, I had never had an orgasm in my life. No one taught me what to be prepared for or whether it'd be good or bad. Our bible-thumping teacher basically taught me that God wanted us to do this for procreation and if done outside of marriage my penis would grow warts and fall off. In a panic I blurted out that I had to pee as my date looked up in a dazed state of awakened, overpowering, lustful hunger. I dashed off with full erection poorly hidden to the restroom. To my idiotic surprise the feeling had mysteriously vanished and nausea replaced it as I experienced my first blue balls. Confused but not defeated, I marched back to that theater determined to continue what was started in the name of all the sexually inept youth. Once again I lay in my seat, staring at the light refractions of the projector create a rainbow, my head flung backward in ecstasy. I could feel the desperation in her technique, she wanted so badly to please. Movements became more frantic as she hungered for what was to come. The feeling came again, as fluids inched up my throbbing adolescent member. Something inside told me not to stop, so I threw caution to the wind.  A rattling release I'd never felt before came as muscles spasmed uncontrollably. Fluids rushing out in pumps of pure pleasure. Every inch of my member became sensitive to touch and the movie was now louder than ever. My senses were on overload. She looked at me with a devilish grin, her lips bright red, mouth covered in a wet mixture of juices. That night was a first for a lot of things.

So yeah, I'm a science-fiction writer looking for some readers. If you're so inclined to check it out, it's up for free at www.chainedreality.com. For those of you who may be skeptical, here's a snippet of the first chapter:

The horizon was ablaze with the orange hue of a setting sun. A warm breeze blew through the stalks of now browned and moisture deprived corn. Bustling of dead leaves could be heard through the vast fields to the left and right of the now empty interstate highway. Keeping a steady pace along the road, Lenny’s gaze fixed on the path ahead. His normally brown eyes had faded to a weak grey, which was also represented in the lightening of the tone of his once dark brown skin.

Although his demeanor was steady and purposeful, it was easy to tell his mind was wandering.

“This ain’t exactly the life I had in mind. Seems like everyone’s gone, even the Junto. I can’t believe things happened so fast, I mean they didn’t even explain to me what was happenin. All I knew was that I needed to make sure that the birds got to where they needed to go. Guess I should be thankful though, things coulda been worse. I could have been on the front lines.” thought Lenny. So much had happened to him in the matter of weeks. All he could do was reminisce on what had been, since no future was in sight for him.

Note: Criticism is welcome, just make it constructive please. Thanks /b/

One day the Big Black rat
beat the shit out of a little skinny cat
after beating
stabbed her in the belly
she was dead now
laying on the alley
but the Cat Gang came up for revenge
every single little kittie equipped with one big wrench
they looked for The Rats
they were hiding and held baseball bats
I see them
said the Chief Cat
lets fuck up every motherfucking rat
come on brothers
run to them
I mean wait we need a plan
listen kittens we surprise them by the corners
we strike hard and break their heads to the sidewalk borders
if they manage to run wait for my further orders
that;s it for now
let’s break some mice shoulders
argghhh and meaaaoww the small tigers came
but one rat set up a trap with a big iron chain
with great acrobatics the meow fighters jumped over
unfortunately one of them felt to the ground
for him it was over
grrrrrr
fear is what the rats have felt
one of them committed suicide
with his own belt
“we have to stand together” the brave one said.
raised his bat and then went mad we can do these
my loyal kitties stand upon your feet
don’t give up unless you’re dead meat
fight started blood was shed
with leopard strenght they have broken every rodents head
when the fight almost came to an end the Chief Cat looked up
Jesus fuuuck they called for backup
it was rat driving a big truck
run for your lives now later we hookup
to late
that bastard rat
crushed everything in his path
in vain with the great vengeance to make
that motherfucker never hit the brake