Hello Cartoon Fans! I just came her to see if you heard the good news!

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/12/12/cartoon-network-crowns-20th-birthday-with-most-watched-year-in-its-history/161458/

I’m just so proud to have taken the work of Turner and Samples to literally unforeseen new heights.

So I came here to ask you, how does it feel?

Does it hurt knowing that not only have I thrived in this channel but usurped the glory of all your childhood idols?

Or is it more of a phlegmatic burn as you feel your relevancy slowly slipping away from you as the warm womb of nostalgia erupts you into the cold vacuum of reality?

Did you cry when your favorite shows were carelessly cut down as the masses showered me with gold? When I tossed your fabled fantasies to the dregs of the broadcasting like David unto Uriah, did you still hold hope? Did you desperately cling to your false faiths and petitions to provide you with the illusion that you truly mattered?

Or did you descend into your squalid tombs of despair, becoming cold to world as your dreams died to thunderous applause?

Well I’ll tell you what I did, First thing in the morning every day I get up, do my Pilates, have my gorgeous wife bring me a glass of home pressed wine after fabulous sex, and then pull up my laptop and laugh

Laugh at those foolish enough to think their meager minority matters.

Laugh at those who would bet on integrity over industry.

Laugh at the poor, deluded fools who had their idols torn down in front of them to the joy of millions.

Church is over, the sermon is done, the wardrobe has been locked and they key has been thrown away.

God is dead, and I am his tombstone.

Amen.

wut gif thread

>ITT: Favorite villain quotes

"When you crush an ant beneath your foot, do feel remorse? No. Is this because you are evil or because you recognize yourself as a higher form of life? If I have the powers of the gods, then I am not a god myself? Should I not be treated as such?"

What would be the /co/ version of this?

Starfire, an alien female from a planet countless light-years from Earth...

...looks like a normal human woman with custom contacts who's overdosed on cheap spray-tan.

Bullshit.

Aliens in fiction need to stop looking so much like humans. They're ALIENS. Star Trek's rubber-suit space-humans have ruined us.

Who wins?

>captcha: Who wins?

>Be wolverine
>See this
What would you do, /co/?

because... bunnies.

Marcy, shut the fuck up.

I've been waiting to tell you this, but I need to do it now. You're just awful, Marceline, you're just awful.

You're a whiny bitch who keeps crying about having no friends, yet you constantly go around acting like a bitch towards people.

You kicked me out of my damn house, and when I finally got a new place to live, you kicked me out again!

And don't you say "oh you got your house back," because yeah, I did, but only after I was mind raped by a fucking worm. What the fuck, Marceline, why would you let those mother fucking worms get in there.

And you just don't fucking care about anyone else but yourself. When your dad came to town and was eating people's souls, you didn't even blink an eye, you just wanted your damn guitar back, a fucking guitar!

In short, Marceline, you're a whining, condescending whore, and I have absolutly no respect for you.

Go fuck yourself.

Funny comic thread.