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[1383615554] Battletoads Raid Reborn?

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I know that a while ago, we all started calling gamestops asking for battletoads. There was one manager in particular...Richard...that got extremely mad. I found his cell phone number... (949) 285 9890
Don't ask me how I got it. It involved about three day's work and hassling him at work. We need to start another battletoads raid. I say we pick a time, day, whatever. We need to get it started....make it annual or something. Anyways...call Richard...ask for battletoads...he doesn't work at GameStop anymore but it doesn't even matter...just hassle him.
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[1383699167] The 10 Worst Video Games of All Time

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1. Halo 2

2. Halo 3

3. Halo: Combat Evolved

4. Halo 3: OSDT

5. Halo Reach

6. Halo 4

7. Halo: Spartan Assault

8. Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
 
9. Halo Wars

10. Sonic the Hedgehog [2006] Xbox360
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[1384455412] DREAMCAST

No.78583 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Here's some pasta.

I wouldn't say that was the main reason for the Dreamcast's commercial failure. Ultimately it boiled down to Sega's years of mismanagement which started around the release of the Sega CD. Between the Sega CD, the 32X, Saturn, and to a lesser extent the Game Gear Sega flooded the market with hardware and very little software support. Years of the consumer investing in the hardware with very little return on the software side of things greatly hurt the consumer confidence in the company. By the time the Dreamcast came out the company was financially hurting and not many people were willing to buy another piece of poorly supported hardware. Surprisingly though, in my opinion, Sega actually did a great job supporting the console especially in first party releases.
Considering the very short run of the console the Dreamcast actually has a pretty strong library. Shenmue, Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 (arguably), Skies of Arcadia, Jet Grind Radio, Seaman, Space Channel 5, Powerstone 1 and 2, Virtua Tennis, Phantasy Star Online, Chu Chu Rocket, Samba de Amigo, Ikaruga, the fighting games listed below, etc. Granted, Sega itself seems to have gone through a "let's release really quirky games" phase around this time which didn't do too much to help it's marketability. Ultimately though it was years of mismanagement that killed the Dreamcast not really any major flaw in the system or the library.
TL;DR Poor management= Dreamcast's untimely death
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[1382543474] Next-Gen Consoles

!G7ElpvVUgs No.78379 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Sony Playstation 4 - 1080p 30fps
Nintendo Wii U - 1080p 60fps
Microsoft Xbox One - 720p 30fps


loling @ only two true next-gen consoles!

[1384475792] FUCK MARK WAHLBERG

No.78590 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
TOM CRUISE ALL THE WAY!

soldiers are no heroes. they are trained killers who willingly do murder for the shady reasons of rich poilititian's pockets filled with oil and drug money. would a hero murder civilians just for fun, cause his parents left him alone with video games all day? no. most of the time US troops invade third world nations, kill a whole bunch of people and have the nerve to use the words "defending freedom". Who's freedom? nobody is taking our freedom here in the states? what about the nation's freedom they invaded . heroes don't kill their fellow men. Heroes help them in their need. glorifying murdering soldiers is as stupid as having a Hitler day!!

[1384124382] New Rareware games coming

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Rareware will be make a Mario killer and call it Fario. A Zelda killer and call it Melda. A Donkey Kong killer which will be named Titty king.
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[1384362695] Official Nintendo Direct Thread

!3lWjo8kf8k No.78555 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Nintendo Direct is an online presentation produced monthly by Nintendo, with information regarding Nintendo franchises and information about games for consoles, 3rd patry content, Nintendo Direct is presented by Nintendo global president Satoru Iwata, Satoru Shibata and Reggie Fils-Aime.

UK: http://www.ustream.tv/NintendoUK

US: http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo_direct‎

This is the official 4chan Nintendo direct thread.
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[1384367206] Playstation 4 White Light of Death

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It's happening FUCK YEAH............. 1080p that shit ponytards

1.5 update is turning all PS4 gamepad from blue to white and they stop working. POW!!!

[1382208138] Number of Android consoles

No.78349 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Anyone have a full list?
This is what i found at the moment
Anything missed?
1.-OUYA
2.-NVIDIA SHIELD
3.-MAD CATZ MOJO
4.-Game stick
5.-Game pop
6.-Valve Steam Console
7.-Zeebo
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