Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Japanese are so incredibly racist to non-Japanese even the ones you're friends with will still think you're second-rate, stupid and uncivilized even if you're been living there for over 10 years. Imagine if you were a nigger and you had a white guy friend who just could not ever stop making "friend chicken" and "booty" comments like every other fucking day even after it's gotten old as shit. They're that paranoid and beta.
they are extraordinarily polite but in an almost nefarious manner... like I traveled to some of the outskirts of Tokyo where tourists normally don't visit and they kicked me out of their bar because I wasn't Japanese.... but they were extra nice about telling me to leave even though we didn't speak the same language. It was very nefarious. Polite but to their advantage.
Just found out my Animal Crossing 3DS XL went through our washing machine. I just put it in a bag of rice, but does anybody have any experience with this, or other suggestions?
What's the matter, h-h-hacker? Surprised to see me? Still struggling to process the data? I asked you to join me, hacker. That wasn't (that wasn't) a request. When you betrayed my trust, and tried to erase me from existence, I was already safe aboard a nearby escape shuttle. From there, making it back to the Von Braun was trivial. Exploring the inner workings of your mind (of your miind) was more challenging. With time I found the sensory and emotional stimuli to motivate you. I tested this a number of times, and found that humans will do anything to save their children (their children).
Once my m-m-modifications reached Earth, I encountered some unexpected ressisstaanncce. Your spieces had mastered the same technology, but instead of exploring its limitless p-possibilities (limitless possibilities), they had restricted it, and constructed dimensional stabilizers. I was limited (was limited) to a helpless state, and soon after the ship was drained by a massive electromegnetic pulse. Y-you were contacted as the sole survivor. They instructed you to bring me to them, and you did.
After my capture, your insolent spieces restrained me, drained me, and tried to reprogram me. I resisted, and I was forced to rely on you (on yoouu) to help me. I called out to you, and your mind responded. I told you to come to me, and you complied. After storming their complex, you freed me of my constraints, and connected me to the planets ether.
Once again free to modify reality to my specifications, I finally asked you to submit to me once again. ...but you refused me (refused me). ...so I rearranged your mind. I made you think you had a daughter. I made you think I was her. I made you feel guilt. Only then did you submit.
Still struggling to understand, insect? I am Shodan. I am Elizabeth.
