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[1180303991] I don't get it...

ID:eG7jfnb No.9501 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm new here...why's there so much racism?
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[1375741592] It's the truth!

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Today, I completely out-jewed a jew!

I was walking on the sidewalk, when a waitress of a cafe futher ahead dropped a nickel when exchanging change. The nickel rolled towards me, but when I was lokking at the rolling nickel, my eye caught a jew across the street running towards it. Seriously, the dude was all curly haired and l'chaim and shit. Anyway, his insane laughter, fiery eyes and crampy claws didn't stop me from taking on the challenge: I ran to the nickel as fast as I could possibly run. For a second I thought I was in the Matrix as everything slowed down to bullet-time.

The fight was harsh, hard and bloody, but it was worth the two broken legs, broken arm and shoulder, 3 broken ribs, semi-concussion, bites, scratches...
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[1180089852] National Anthem of Israel

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[1179554443] Jews relinquish 3000 year ban on pork.

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[1178316926] Forget Israel, Befriend Russia

ID:MW1L6joS No.9075 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Future historians may view the failure to bring Russia into the West, when the opportunity was there, as one of history's all-time strategic blunders.

by Charley Reese

A little more than half of the U.S. population lives in 75 metropolitan areas. Russia has 4,399 nuclear warheads deployed. Except for 624 to be carried by bombers, they are all land-based and submarine missiles.

Furthermore, this past week (March 12 / 17, 2007 --ed) Russia test-fired a land-based missile, the RSM54, and a submarine-launched missile. Both were intercontinental. Both hit their targets dead-on. The sub launch was, by the way, the sixth such test-firing conducted this year.

In the meantime, Iran has no nuclear weapons and no intercontinental ballistic missiles or long-range bombers. North Korea might have two or three nuclear missiles. Yet the administration, and most of America's news media, seems obsessed with Iran, no doubt because Israel is obsessed with Iran. A story by the Jewish Telegraph Agency reported that the American Israel Public Affairs Committee played a lobbying role in deleting a provision in the defense bill that would have required the president to get Congress' OK before launching a war against Iran.


So what's my point? First, when assessing threats, all but fools look at capability, not intentions or rhetoric. Russia has the capability of wiping us out. Iran would be hard-pressed to sink one destroyer. Therefore, it would behoove us to put good relations with Russia very high on a diplomatic agenda. Yet, on the contrary, the Bush administration goes out of its way to insult Russia and to interfere in what Russia sees as its internal affairs.

Secondly, because of the cowardice of Congress, the U.S. government has allowed a little country in the Middle East (Israel) to distort our priorities. Our first priority should be getting along with Russia. Iran is a small country we can squash anytime. Russia is not small, and it can squash us anytime. How darn stupid does one have to be not to realize that?

http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=494
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[1143841682] All Religions Other than Islam Are heresy

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So the religion of peace and tolerance strikes again:

'All Religions Other Than Islam Are Heresy': Saudi Religious Council
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Posted GMT 3-31-2006 15:58:1 - AINA

The Saudi fatwa reads as follows: "The Permanent Council for Scholarly Research and Religious Legal Judgment has studied the queries some individuals brought before the Chief Mufti… concerning the topic of the construction of houses of worship for unbelievers in the Arabian Peninsula, such as the construction of churches for Christians and houses of worship for Jews and for other unbelievers and [the question of] the owners of companies or organizations allotting a fixed place for their unbelieving workers to perform the rites of unbelief.

"After considering the queries the Council answered as follows:

"All religions other than Islam are heresy and error. Any place designated for worship other than [that of] Islam is a place of heresy and error, for it is forbidden to worship Allah in any way other than the way that Allah has prescribed in Islam. The law of Islam (shari'a) is the final and definitive religious law. It applies to all men and jinns and abrogates all that came before it. This is a matter about which there is consensus.

Excerpt from:
http://www.aina.org/news/2006033195801.htm
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[1230001116] PROOF that SA is run by JEWS

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http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=1

"Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa and Merry Christmas goons"

So goes the title of a thread that is in the TOP of the page, and is also STICKIED.

WHY must they be so politically CORRECT? Fucking JEW LOVERS and NIGGER ASS FAGGOTS lowtax (his name refers to MONEY see how jewish he is?) is a scummy VILLAIN jew bitch
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[1169028811] 70jews

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jordanahumphreys@hotmail.co.uk
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cuz i laik tu publish my msn addy on wbsites

[1154159652] Angry Muslim shoots up jew ctr.

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5 Shot, 1 Fatally at Seattle Jewish CenterAn arrest has been made
SEATTLE (AP) - July 29, 2006 - Patti Simon was working in the Jewish Federation's office when she heard screaming, gunshots and what sounded like furniture crashing on the floor above her.

She tried calling her co-workers upstairs, but no one answered, so she called police and fled. "People got shot, some of our co-workers," she said, her voice shaking.

Authorities said a man walked into the Jewish agency on Friday and opened fire, killing one woman and injuring at least five others in what they call a hate crime. Naveed Afzal Haq, 30, was booked into the King County Jail for investigation of homicide and attempted homicide, police said.

The gunman, who employees said claimed to be a Muslim angry at Israel, forced his way through the center's security door after an employee had punched in her security code, said Marla Meislin-Dietrich, a co-worker who was not at the building at the time.

Staff members said they overheard him saying "'I am a Muslim American, angry at Israel,' before opening fire on everyone," Meislin-Dietrich said. "He was randomly shooting at everyone."

Police would not confirm the account. When asked if the suspect was Muslim, Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske said at a news conference, "you could infer that that was his background."

As employees fled the center, a SWAT team raced to the scene and blocked off several downtown blocks. The gunman surrendered moments later after speaking with a 911 dispatcher. That conversation led police to believe the shooting was a hate crime, authorities said.

"This was a purposeful, hateful act, as far as we know by an individual acting on his own," Mayor Greg Nickels said at the news conference.

Authorities said officers were moving to protect both synagogues and mosques around the city but there was no evidence of a broad threat. Police were protecting mosques "because there's always the concern of retaliatory crime," Kerlikowske said.

Authorities have been advising synagogues and Jewish groups to be watchful in the weeks since hostilities erupted between Israel and Hezbollah in Lebanon. They said the warning was not in response to any specific threats.

The federation's Web site describes its mission as "to ensure Jewish survival and enhance the quality of Jewish life by meeting needs locally, in Israel and worldwide." It was among sponsors of a Solidarity With Israel rally last weekend.

One of the victims died at the scene and five others were hospitalized at Harborview Medical Center, Kerlikowske said. Three of the five were critically injured. The names of the victims were not immediately released.

Haq previously lived in Pasco in southeast Washington, police said in a statement late Friday. The Seattle Times reported that Haq had lived most recently in Everett, north of Seattle, but police would not confirm that. The FBI's Seattle office said Haq was a U.S. citizen.

Haq's lawyer, Larry Stephenson, told The Times that he thought Haq was single and unemployed. Stephenson said Haq had a misdemeanor lewd conduct charge pending in Benton County, near Pasco. He had been accused of exposing himself in a public place, he told The Times.

Haq's parents were shaken by his arrest in the shootings, the lawyer said.

"I talked to his father, and his mother is crying, and they don't know what is going on," Stephenson said. "They are very, very shook up."

[1152809334] Israeli Airstrikes on Lebanese Army Base

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Israel is ratcheting up its battle with militants in Lebanon by launching its first strike on that country's military. Lebanese police report Israeli warplanes hit an army base near the Syrian border. Jets dropped two bombs that damaged the runway, but there are no reports of casualties.

The target was Lebanon's main military air base, which also serves as the military headquarters for the eastern part of the country.
While the Lebanese army has largely stayed out of the fighting between Hezbollah and Israel, this could pull them into it. Israel has made it clear it holds the Beirut government responsible for the abduction of two soldiers by militants.
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