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[1384779399] Eating Pussy In Toronto

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Horned up Rob Ford eating Renata Ford's pussy talking about it on TV smoking crack while drunk driving to city hall.

[1377483182] I saw a Nigger Midget Today

No.21323 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Shud I play the Lottery?
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[1380710977] The Sambian Tribe - Papua, New Guinea

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To become a man in this primitive tribe, boys are removed from the presence of all females at the age of seven, living with other males for several years. They are required to ingest the semen of their elders, which is thought to sustain growth and strength. The boys continue to take in as much semen as possible and frequently perform fellatio on their elders several times a day. When they are finally introduced back into the tribe, they engage in nose-bleeding at the same time as their wives' menstrual cycles.

[1383348671] Buried in microphones

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Buried in news microphones.
http://i.imgur.com/NCSBEVG.gif
http://youtu.be/FPqp2PG1yyE?t=20s

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[1383103364] Muhammad Ali has died

No.21528 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
R.I.P. Champ
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[1383583533] Why Obamacare Rollout Became Stuck

No.21537 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Why Obamacare rollout became stuck

WASHINGTON - The disastrous rollout of Health-Care.gov, a new federal health insurance marketplace at the heart of US President Barack Obama's signature health-care reforms, can largely be traced to a decision made 3½ years ago.

   In May 2010, Mr Obama's top economic aides received a four-page memo from a trusted outside adviser warning that no one in the administration was "up to the task" of overseeing the construction of an insurance exchange and other intricacies of translating the reforms into reality.

   The economic aides lobbied for the President to appoint an outside health reform "czar" with expertise in business, insurance and technology. But his top health aides, who had shepherded the legislation through its tortuous passage, argued that they could handle the job.

   In the end, the economic team never had a chance: The President had already made up his mind, said a White House source.

   Mr Obama wanted his health policy team, led by Ms Nancy-Ann DeParle, director of the White House Office of Health Reform, to implement the law. Three-and-a-half years later, such insularity has emerged as a central factor in the disastrous rollout of the new health-care reforms.

   "They were running the biggest start-up in the world, and they didn't have anyone who had run a start-up, or even run a business," said Professor David Cutler, the Harvard University don who authored the memo.

   "It's very hard to think of a situation where the people best at getting legislation passed are best at implementing it."

   The project was also hampered by the White House's poitical sensitivity to Republican hatred of the Obamacare law, a sensitivity so intense the President's aides ordered that some work be slowed down or remain secret for fear of feeding the opposition.

   There was no single administrator whose full-time job was to manage the project, while some outside IT companies that were hired to build the website, HealthCare.gov, performed poorly.

   These interwoven strands ultimately caused the insurance exchange not to be ready by its Oct 1 start date.

WASHINGTON POST

[1217550242] British girl dismembered by Brazil boyfriend

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British teen killed in Brazil (age 17), boyfriend arrested

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080731/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/brazil_teenager_killed;_ylt=AtFdqLxxAciyjmw8e2_NVrlvaA8F

AP

"Mohamed D'Ali Carvalho Santos" - Muslim Brazilian?

no quoting, but he cut her up and took pictures of her body parts with his cellphone.
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[1383035004] The london bridge is falling down...

No.21523 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
As Europe erupts over US spying, NSA chief says government must stop media

With General Alexander calling for NSA reporting to be halted, US and UK credibility as guardians of press freedom is crushed


http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/25/europe-erupts-nsa-spying-chief-government