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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 21:58:00 No.1255021 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 22:06:00 No.1255026 Report

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Advice from any current cinematogra/p/hy bro's would be great

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 22:07:00 No.1255027 Report

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You're gonna want to start by sucking on a GIGANTIC dick. Seriously, find the biggest one you can. Preferably a black one. There's a point to it, just keep reading.

Suck that cock with all your heart. Lick his balls, stroke the shaft, deep throat it until you're gagging on the gargantuan pole stuck down your esophagus. Listen to his moaning and groaning, sucking for hours on end.

At his climax, pull out and aim the dick at your forehead. The ejaculation will be so strong from your intense fellatio skills that it will literally shear off the top of your head, leaving you to fall to the ground, half of your brain on the wall behind you splattered with hair and gallons of semen, the other half a gooey, trembling, worthless mush stewing with male ejaculate in your skull. Your lifeless body occasionally twitches when the few complete nerve endings it has left in its brain send off a spastic single.

Don't stop there. Let the black man fuck your brain with his giant dick. If you completed the head-shearing successfully, he should be able to fuck all the way down into your throat through your gray, dying brain matter. The feeling of the slick brain on his gargantuan shaft will be the most intense pleasure he's ever felt, due to the lubricating qualities of the massive amounts of blood being poured out of your half-brain.

Finally, let him cum again, this time with a force so strong that it will tear your entire upper body in two. The beautiful, pure mixture of your blood and fecal matter and his semen will cover the walls, and he will pull out, with the very brain cells that told you to love your mother as a child and post the OP lingering on his quivering, huge cock. He will clean it with your beautiful tongue, which he can keep as a souvenir of his greatest orgasm. Then, he will display your body in the town square for all to see, the model idiot who asks this question on /p/.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 22:09:00 No.1255032 Report

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>>1255027
well hello Yall

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 02:12:00 No.1255198 Report

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>>1255027
anybody who would spend that much time writing a gay sex vignette is obviously a closeted homosexual, regardless of whether or not you were just trolling

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 02:25:00 No.1255213 Report

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>>1255198
He probably just copied and pasted it from elsewhere on the internet and added a sentence or two to make it seem like he wrote it.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 02:15:00 No.1255202 View View Reply Original Report

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I have four EF mount lenses on ebay right now, all mint, two are ending in the next couple hours. If you buy one and let me know you're from /p/ I'll upgrade shipping or lower shipping price, etc.

Voigtlander 20mm f/3.5
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180658009200&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht
_1577wt_1141

Canon 70-200 f/4l:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180658011009&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht
_500wt_1156

Zeiss 50 f/1.4
http://cgi.ebay.com/Mint-Zeiss-Planar-T-ZE-50mm-f-1-4-Lens-Canon-EF-/180660520830?pt=Camera_Lenses&a
mp;hash=item2a1034c77e#ht_2012wt_1141
Canon 60mm macro
http://cgi.ebay.com/Mint-Canon-EF-S-60mm-f-2-8-Macro-Lens-w-filter-/180660523552?pt=Camera_Lenses&am

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 16:43:00 No.1254868 View View Reply Original Report

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>/p/ulitzer Prize

Since I'm a huge gearfag I took out my book "moments THE PULITZER PRIZE - WINNING PHOTOGRAPHS A Visual Chronicle of Our Time" which lists what camera the award winning images were captured with and I added them up.

The Results -

>Nikon: 61
>Canon: 19
>Leica: 13
>4x5 Speed Graphic: 13
>Rolleiflex: 4
>Kodak: 3
>2x3 Speed Graphic: 1
>Hasselblad: 1
>Pentax: 1

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:46:00 No.1255108 Report

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>>1255106
WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY PHOTOGRAPH?!!! WHY?? WHHYYYY!?!

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:47:00 No.1255110 Report

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>>1255106

It is a generally accepted fact that pictures are chosen for political reasons. It has nothing to do with the shot being great.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:05:00 No.1255117 Report

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I give this the /p/oolitzer prize

ac !!hMB1p2jaDAI

ac !!hMB1p2jaDAI Sun 01 May 2011 01:51:00 No.1255181 Report

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>>1255071
> you mad, canonfags?
2000 (News): Canon
2000 (Feature): Nikon
2001 (News): Nikon
2001 (Feature): Nikon
2002 (News & feature combined): Mixed Nikon and Canon
2003 (News): Canon
2003 (Feature): Canon
2004 (News): Canon
2004 (Feature): Canon
2005 (News): Canon
2005 (Feature): Canon
2006 (News): Unknown
2006 (Feature): Canon

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NatureGuy !!tg3hbUo06u8 Sun 01 May 2011 02:14:00 No.1255200 Report

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They're having a big display of pulitzer prize winning photographs here in Omaha at the Durham Heritage Museum. If you're in the area come check this shit out.

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? suomynonA??????????? Sat 30 Apr 2011 21:47:00 No.1255011 View View Reply Original Report

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? suomynonA??????????? Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:58:00 No.1255115 Report

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Ok lets say you have 7k$ for a studio set up. Lights not included, you have to get a camera and all around lenses. What would you buy?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:15:00 No.1255126 Report

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D700 has better noise performance better AF (51 point 15 cross type) better weather sealing and faster fps (increased with grip)

5D2 has 6+ year old lolrebel 9 point AF with 1 cross type that will miss focus in anything other than direct sunlight shitty weather sealing slow fps that cant be increased but you gain a crippled video function *thumbs up*

D700 is 100 times more versatile so unless you are sure you will be utilizing those 21.1 megapixels then the D700 is a better all around versatile camera

>inb4 you buy a 5D2 for MP and print one 8x10 print a year

pete !iPhjsm2eNE

pete !iPhjsm2eNE Sun 01 May 2011 00:54:00 No.1255153 Report

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YAY! statfags. I've used both of these for serious shooting. 5D2 with the 24-105 f4L and the D700 with the 24-70 2.8.

The 5D2 is as good as or better than the D700 at focusing. I resorted to MF with the D700 because it was just missing. The 5D2 is better at metering - the D700 just fucking guesses I swear. Not only that nikon cameras are full of bullshit features. The 5D2 noise is comparable to that of the D700 and sure - whilst you can shoot high iso on the D700 you'll still have less detail than the 5D2 even at these higher res' due to difference in MP.

I've shot ice hockey with the 5D2 in ai-servo and got sharp shots. I shot a fucking wedding with a D700 and had to manual focus. Go figure.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 01:51:00 No.1255182 Report

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>>1255115
I'm a Nikonfag to the extent that my lips are yellow from sucking delicious Nikon cock, but for 7k, studio-only, I'd buy the 5D II, the 135 L, a Nikon-Canon adapter and the 14-24/2,8, if you ever need the ultrawide angle, the 85/1.8 (cheap, but fucking lovely) and the 24-70.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 01:53:00 No.1255184 Report

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This is>>1255182
One thing I forgot to mention - save up a bit and buy a refurb Hasselblad.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 01:08:00 No.1255163 View View Reply Original Report

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Does /p/ know of some good Photoshop Actions?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 22:46:00 No.1255048 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:16:00 No.1255127 Report

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also not enough ram error in PS when trying to open the tiff. wut do?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:17:00 No.1255129 Report

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>>1255127
Download more rams

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:22:00 No.1255132 Report

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mfw

Built-in memory: 4087 MB
Free memory: 2986 MB
Memory available to Photoshop: 3452 MB

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:55:00 No.1255154 Report

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scanned @ 2200 DPI.

60mb tiff opens in CS5 fine.

cheers

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 01:39:00 No.1255176 Report

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>I want to save them for archival purposes and eventually get some reprinted.
>all from PRINTS, no negs
Pretty sure almost any one talking these 1200+ dpi numbers are thinking negative not prints.

I use epson's software for scanning so you know when you preview and select the area you want to scan, I use that + dpi setting to show me the pixel value of the images. So say for a 8x10 reprint you'll want to scan in the short edge to be 2400 pixels. 16x20 and you'll want to scan it so the short edge comes in at 4800 pixels.

Example you want to take a 5x7 and up size it so you can print a 8x10. Well to get the 2400 pixels on the short edge you would only need to scan it at 480dpi make sense?

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:15:00 No.1255070 Report

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>>1255055
I didn't say he was a terrible photographer, I said the pose was terrible, and the PP is clearly evident.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:45:00 No.1255105 Report

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>>1255055

but he bought a more expensive lens in the meantime, so by definition he is a better photographer now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:16:00 No.1255128 Report

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>>1255125
fuck i forgot to turn off the geotagging

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:44:00 No.1255149 Report

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>>1255135
LOL

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Luke !warmTy/lbY Sun 01 May 2011 00:59:00 No.1255158 Report

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>>1255105
it's a 28mm takumar k-mount I bought for 30$

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Girls_for_ALL Sun 01 May 2011 00:39:00 No.1255148 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 21:46:00 No.1255009 View View Reply Original Report

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i have no job no school and barely any hobbies...i was always interested in photography but i don't know where to begin...does anyone have a good link they could throw at me so i can begin reading up on the subject.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 22:30:00 No.1255044 Report

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acting like he's doing us a big favor having his site up. Guess what some people put up blogs as a hobby because they enjoy it; not because they expect to get paid. People w/o nice homes gear or even a job. Asshat doesn't realize its publicity for his work and reputation. Rockwell stop acting like you are owed money in the form of donations. Your not mother f'ing teresa. Make the site private members only and see just how many people would join? Your only benefitting from having the site to hype yourself up.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 22:32:00 No.1255046 Report

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moron has a link to Auto donations, yeah right i want you taking out of my account every month for your p.o.s site. Its such a cultural asset. The entire blogosphere of photography would rupture like an aorta at the mere thought of your site not existing

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:25:00 No.1255078 Report

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ITT: people mad jelly of sir douche-a-lot Ken Rockwell

>whyumadbro.jpg

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:32:00 No.1255084 Report

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what kind of reading are you looking for OP, conceptual or technical photography reading?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 00:26:00 No.1255137 Report

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bythom.com if you're leaning towards buying Nikon.

snapsort.com to help find a camera. lenshero.com to choose a lens for your camera.

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