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!roCkeTrYqs

Nyoro~n Template

!roCkeTrYqs No.6708912 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Okay, I made a quick template for you guys to make your Pokemon Reaction pics of this.

inb4 its already been done before
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!VHk4Pg84NY

!VHk4Pg84NY No.6735134 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Did the mathematical battle formula change?

>play POKEMON HEART GOLD
>Meowth uses bite
>Flinched
>Meowth uses bite
>Flinched
>Meowth uses bite
>Flinched

Why is flinching so easy?
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!b23ded8Emo

!b23ded8Emo No.6713953 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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!!7x7KzlxQrrH

!!7x7KzlxQrrH No.6642099 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
U are smigle master?
Yes? Good. Get me a sandwich. Or I'll eat you.
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!!4stcXu3ak/S

!!4stcXu3ak/S No.6671048 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Let's have a thread about Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.
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!G7PwSEFgBw

If pokémon were realitic.

!G7PwSEFgBw No.6643209 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
A little different from these "Pokémon are real" threads, wich this is not. What im asking is, what do you think pokémon would be like if they were real in a more realistic sense. For instance, you would have your standard domesticated 'mons like stoutland and and skitty, and you have your farm pokémon like miltank and torchic.

Then you have your properly wild pokémon like mightyena and houndoom. And you wouldnt find one on its own in the wild, and it wouldnt patiently sit there, waiting for you to pick a pokemon and send it out, you would be swarmed and eaten, or burned ect, but most definetly killed. (See image)
The same would be with trainers. You wouldnt have gym leaders like iris or jasmine, because, i highly doubt that pokémon would be that easy to tame. Training one would take alot of personal strenght and years of dedication. However, the domestic pokémon would still be able to battle of course, and people would probably train them to be able to defend them from wild pokémon for whatever reason.

So the thing is, what do you think the games would be like, or even life if they did exist in this manner. Would it be better, would it be worse, and would you play a game made to this style?

Tl;dr Realistic pokémon.
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!nHE6fWWSMU

!nHE6fWWSMU No.6651756 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
It'll be any day now when that old man Gamefreak gives us those RSE remakes!
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!AGIzoUwhMA

!AGIzoUwhMA No.6637488 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
There once was an ugly Shellder!
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!QF2DiFVIe.

!QF2DiFVIe. No.6634067 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hey everyone, It's 11:30pm and fuck the police.
It's the official /vp/ pokemon race.

Place your bets.
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!SLOWqJ5Loo!!qgq8WNLZtxa

!SLOWqJ5Loo!!qgq8WNLZtxa No.6616646 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>u are template master?
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