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Gotta Sculpt em' All!

No.9496413 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Sculptris Pokémon 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Continued from >>9487244.

For those who are not familiar to this, the rules are simple.

> Go to http://www.pixologic.com/sculptris/
> Download Sculptris (Don't worry it's free)
> Sculpt a Pokémon or something Pokémon-related to the best of your 3D-modeling skills
> Post the results here

Skill and Experience are not neccesary. Creativity is desired.
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No.9556705 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Test #022981
Subjects:
Subject A, Slowpoke
Subject B, Cloyster

Subject A was placed into the test chamber, and Subject B positioned behind Subject A. Subject B coaxed to clamp onto Subject A's tail.

Test Successful.

Results: [EXPUNGED]

"That was the most horrifying shit I've ever seen." - Comment from Dr. Oak on the results of the test.
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No.9536693 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Light Yagami confirmed.
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No.9547579 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I haven't played pokemon in a long time, but a few days ago I just felt like playing it again, so I got an Emerald rom.

I just booted it up, and you know, I just noticed something.

How the fuck did that truck get here? There aren't any friggin' roads around there, in fact, there's hardly any roads anywhere, aside from in the big cities. This thing would be plowing little pokemon and unaware trainers left and right if it just drove straight down the grassy routes.

I don't get it.
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No.9487244 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
And now, for a twist on the typical "Draw a Pokémon" thread.

> Go to http://www.pixologic.com/sculptris/
> Download Sculptris (it's free)
> Sculpt a Pokémon or something Pokémon-related to the best of your 3D-modeling skills
> Post results here

No need for major skill or experience, it's all in good fun.
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Hoenn confirmed.

No.9466017 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hoenn confirmed bitches.

3DS. Calling it now. Then watch 3DS sales skyrocket and the shocked looks on Nintendo CEO's faces and the ultimate face palm.

Then watch as Wii U sales skyrocket on the announcement of a pokemon online 3D multiplayer where you explore every region.

It could happen.
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Pokémonstrosities

No.9463425 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I have the ability to take any Pokemon from PokePark 1 and 2, and change their animations to another Pokemon. They always come out horribly deformed and hilarious to watch. Request a mixture between any two Pokemon in PokePark 1 and 2.

Here's Pikachu and Primeape.
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Stupid Cosplays

No.9462785 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Lets have a cosplay thread.

Shit-tier is funniest tier, but feel free to post good ones too.
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No.9453121 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>10 year old kid just walks into my house
>talks to me and every family member
>then just leaves
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Crystal World run (part 3)

!M7A0h46V4E No.9343303 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I seriously doubt I will be able to beat this game during my lifetime. I've been stuck in Goldenrod for HOURS, NO gym in sight.

But I did receive an egg from the daycare, which i assume has Magby or Smoochum. Maybe it will be Ice/ electric type.
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