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No.11767541 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Strange as hell, creepy, completely unrealistic, or just funny Pokedex entries.

Duskull.
"It loves the crying of children."
The rest of the entry isn't even necessary.
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No.11644060 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
FLAREON MY WAYWARD SON
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No.11492704 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hello my name is Professor Oac, I understand that many of you have questions about this pokemon. I am here to tell you that yes they are safe to eat. The smell given off of them is just extra nutrition that the sun rays try to steal to give to the moon. If the sun gives the moon rays it will make more grimer than what we want so make sure to eat plenty of these pokemon. Children are easy to force to eat them because children are not strong and are easily forced to do things. That is all.
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No.11494184 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>unreachable Headbutt trees behind Burned Tower
>Burned Tower itself looks like a regular building
At least you fixed it in Crystal, Game Freak.
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!!oyu1aB1Isma

/vp/ CHAMPIONSHIP OF CHAMPIONS ROUND TWO

!!oyu1aB1Isma No.11455052 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Well here we are /vp/. The past four days have been amazing, but we can't just have seventeen winners. No, we need to find the BEST of them.

During each round, vote for the pokemon who are currently battling. Don't jump the gun! Posts before the next round starts won't count! In order to advance a pokemon in the championships, they need trips OR two separate posts with dubs.

There's nothing more to say- let's get things underway!!!!!!!!

ROUND TWO BEGINS:
CHANDELURE VS. QWILFISH
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No.11319749 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Eliminate one Pokemon at a time until there are 151 left.

P.S. Anyone care to count how many there are so far?
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No.11298677 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
PokéFather of the year.
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No.11244560 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
SHARING FOR POSTERITY

I found an old CD of images from like 1999-2001, which has a whole bunch of possibly "ancient history" images from Pokémon's past which I feel the world should see once again.

So, I'm just going to post these pictures so that it can be "out there".
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No.11208203 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Alright /vp/ I'm restarting White 2. First six posts ending in 6 or 2 pick my party.
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No.11172978 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Does anyone else think the drill/spike on his head is a tad much? I want to like his design more as I think its a nice concept but that dangly looking thing seems like it was just taped on, doesn't look comfortable or practical at all. I think less would be more, something like the edit, what do you think?
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