Deep inside Mt. Moon, a little egg lay in a nest of rocks.

From deep inside hatched a...

Deep in Viridian Forest, a little egg lay on a leaf.

From deep inside hatched a...

The Solrock shone upon the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The Lunatone shone sulkily,
Because she thought Solrock
Had got no business to be there
After ‘bout eight o’ clock--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To light what should be dark!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The Soft Sand dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, for ‘twas
No Cloud Nine in the sky:
No Flying-types flew overhead--
‘Cuz no one uses Fly.

Alright, trying something different from a regular drawthread today. So lets have some badly drawn adventure. We'll see how long it'll take to become a disaster. Time to experiment.

Second response always decides what happens next. If response does not include a command, then the response after and so on.

You are about to embark on adventure. But first the question. Are you a BOY or a GIRL?

At this point, one may also suggest the name of a specific character to follow around.

Sup /vp/. /co/mrade here. We were talking about stupid /co/-related things we did/believed as a kid, and someone suggested I share this here, so I will.

When I was a kid I loved Pokemon. Who didn't? I loved Pokemon so much that I decided to make my very own ORIGINAL SERIES DO NOT STEAL titled "Birth Beasts." (Don't ask.) I typed up a list of 156 Birth Beasts, all of them incredibly idiotic, then sent the list to Nintendo and told them to make a video game out of it. They didn't do it. I managed to find the list lying around. Someone suggested I share a few so you can get an idea of how much Nintendo missed out by not using my totally bitchin' idea. Here's a few Birth Beasts.

>008 Quadrohs: a four-headed mouse, extremely agile and said to be faster than the speed of light
>009 Rainbhost: a spirit of the Underworld, that rose from the dead in the 70s, is the most powerful hippie in existence and can create peace
>013 Dragio: an extremely powerful dragon that was sealed in a radio years ago, can still spurt fire out of the radio
>016 Fleech: a giant flaming leech which sucks blood and then uses a burning bloodbath on his victims
>019 Decano: ten times more invisible than your average invisible thing, can only be spotted with the latest vision technology
>023 Slander: a Birth Beast that lives in the sun, can chop things up and throw the particles in the sun
>027 Halform: 50% powerful, one half of itself is permanently in a ghost form, the other half can transform into any form
>035 Dhender: half-fish half-mouse, lurks in waters searching for a worthy opponent
>045 Cannonbat: said used to be an ordinary bat, now has abilities to be shot out of a cannon
>081 Pepja: an extremely hot pepper being even spicier as a ninja
>097 Clifform: a cliff that grows when danger is near and shrinks when you're safe, can make enemies fall off of him

If people think this is funny I might post some more.

What is Pokemon?

There are Smogonfags and Karenfags, people who raise their Pokemon and people who catch 'em all wild.

There are competitive battlers and breeders and even coordinators.

There are furries and ficfags and shippers and Garybombers and Spidermen.

But none of that really defines Pokemon. What defines it is your very first Charmander or Mudkip or Turtwig. What defines it is that team that grew from that, the journey you went on. It's about learning about branch evolutions and held items. Those glitches and lies you'd tell about Pikablu and getting behind Bill's house. It's about how you made friends through battling and trading with people in school and in your home town. It's about a community that has become worldwide. It's about this community, one that you're a part of as you read this very board.

So before you say that Generation III sucks... before you bitch about how Red is an aspie... before you fap to that Gardevoir... before you complain about how Smogon ruined the game...

Remember your journey, and what it's all about.

Uploading to track the last thread and check the newer edits. If it doesn't work, well...draw thread of this template?

Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to ME. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped going up the Battle Tower and started riding the Battle Subway he could fight someone like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in the 49th subway car with the man your man could fight like! What’s in your hand? Back at me. -I- have it. It’s a Shellder with 48 BP. Look again. THE BP ARE NOW RARE CANDIES! Anything is possible when you go to the Battle Subway and not the Tower.

I’m on a train.

So I've seen gen II getting some hate threads here
I've seen Gen III getting a LOT of hate here.
Gen I didn't get anything because of nostalgia
And Gen IV... nothing really.
How come Gen IV got so easily off the hook?

If we get RSE remakes.
Does that mean we get remakes of the Gen I remakes?