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[1379604017] Beer On Tap - At Home

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Beer on tap - at home

IMAGINE coming home to find beer flowing from every tap in your house.

   That's exactly what happened to a New Zealand man, identified only as Russ, the Daily Mail reported.

   Turned out, the man was the subject of a practical joke by his friends.

   With the help of a local brewery, his friends connected his water supply to beer kegs after he left his house.

   After testing the new supply, his friends rigged their pal's entire home with CCTV cameras.

   They waited nearby to watch as Russ arrived home with his partner and their dog.

   When he turned on the tap, he was surprised as the beer flowed from the tap, the report said.

   He crawled beneath his house to investigate where, monitored on CCTV, he discovered the ruse.

   The group then surprised him with a roar as he emerged.

[1375967665] Dafuq are these text boards for?

No.152610 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Dafuq are these text boards for?
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[1378267351] NEW THREADS [JEWS] [Impossible]

No.152863 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
CAN'T POST NEW THREAD?
HAHAHAHAHA
DUMB GOYIM
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[1378573224] JEW CAPTCHAS

No.152895 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
JEW CAPTCHAS

[1378120115] In your face JEWS poster!

No.152845 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Your automated posting has been defeated by mootberg.

Suck on this!

*grabs dick*

[1361150676] Diary

No.149020 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Every morning is the same here: I get up. I check the status reports on the perimeter...

My mom used to teach me that every animal is like a human being, just with a different body shape, and to an extent that is true. They're a lot like us.
At the same time, I know I'm different than them. I know better than them - what's healthy for them and not. If possible, I take care of them when they can't take care of themselves.
They're still wild animals, though. No matter how much you think you "bond" with them, there's always a danger when you spend time with them, and then there's the decay, which makes them even more inpredictable.

I'm at the eye of the storm, and all around my outpost, as far as the eye can see, she reigns her quiet reign of mutation and insanity. They don't even know what is happening to them. I wish I could tell them, but my communication skills are inadequate.

...so I watch them bang their head against the fences, sometimes tearing open big holes in them. I watch them eat their stillborn. I watch them just collapse and die from starvation without moving. I keep telling myself that I'm not personally responsible for it, but somehow I spend every day trying to repent for it.


February 18th

Found a collapsed female that was starving. I tried to give her some food, but she completely ignored it. She kept banging her head against the ground, as if she wanted to kill herself, or knock herself out. I didn't stick around until she was done, but the side of her head looked pretty bad.
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[1377098798] HOLY FUCK MOOT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

No.152760 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Welp, boards are ded again.
As a vipper i'm absolutely disgusted by you, moot.
Step it up.
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[1378715078] TROLOLO

No.152909 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hello dear faggots, just to let you know, incoming /b/ summerfags

[1177535548] 日本語でいいのかな

No.52805 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
かな?