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[1225835508] BOOBS

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I like boobs on woman, but on men i'm not to fond.
I feel that boobs are necessary and should always be brought up in and topic, conversation, thread from now on.........
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[1390580013] Teen's Boyfriend Dies During Sex Game

No.153842 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Teen's boyfriend dies during sex game

It was a sex game gone horribly wrong.

A 16-year-old girl had consensual sex with her 43-year-old boyfriend in Phoenix in the US state of Arizona.

   She told the police that she used electrical wire to tie Mr Jason Ash's neck. When he began to lose consciousness, she allegedly began to cut him with a razor blade to wake him up, Mail Online reported.

   She told the police that she continued to cut him to "relieve her own stress".

   Mr Ash was declared dead last week after the teen's mother called emergency services.

   The teenager will be charged with second-degree murder and as an adult, the report said.

SCHIZOPHRENIA

The mother, Ms Tracey Woodside, told the police that she had left her daughter, who suffers from schizophrenia and autism, alone with Mr Ash.

   She said she returned home when her daughter called to say that Mr Ash had been hurt.

   The teenager told the police that she and Mr Ash would often engage in dangerous sex games before having sex.

   The mother told the police that when she arrived home, she was met by her daughter who led her into a bedroom. There, she was confronted with the sight of Mr Ash fully clothed, but with unbuttoned pants.

   Ms Woodside tried to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation until emergency responders arrived, but Mr Ash was pronounced dead later, reported Phoenix news website AZCentral.com

   While detectives were investigating, the teenager, who was wearing a burqa, walked past to the neighbour's apartment. The neighbours recognised her from her facial piercings and she was taken into custody.

   The police said Mr Ash had multiple cuts to his body and a cord around his neck.

   Ms Woodside told ABC 15 that her daughter is mentally ill, and "really confused and does not understand what happened".

   The police said the teenager's bedroom contained numerous items associated with a "goth" lifestyle.

[1390549418] How To Get Your Ex-Girlfriend Back

No.153840 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Whassup?
 
T Dub here...
 
If breaking up is hard to do, then making up may seem downright impossible...
 
Here's the BEST shot you've got...
 
Let go of the "old" relationship...
 
and realize...
 
To get back together with him, you must start a new type of relationship with him/her.
 
Find out more : http://www.exfactorguide.com
 
Why does this work so well?
 
Because he may "carry" negative memories, images and resentments of the "old relationship".
 
In short...
 
He/She's got his walls up.
 
When you "replace" the negative thoughts with more positive ones...
 
A door opens.
 
Maybe just a crack, but it's big enough for you to get through.
 
Follow?
 
Until you do this...
 
All the apologizing, convincing him things are different and pouring out your feelings will just smack up against his/her wall of defense and even may cause him to shut you out more.
 
Have you experienced this?

Here's your turn-around

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[1390360714] Career

No.153811 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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[1327322451] NLP

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Imagine you are fine example of a non-sociopathic clever man (real clever, not internet or egotistical [hopefully!] clever) who has a special interest in manipulation and social control/engineering. You have honed your skills and studied a selection of knowledge from the field enough to regard yourself with some awe. You lack one distinct skill set where it is apparent, your general skills and 'cross over' does not work very well. You feel helpless, relative to your general power high, in this area. It would not be a problem except that this pursuit for manipulation has become an obsession, more than a hobby, over time. You do not use your skills maliciously.
This particular 'area', or 'proof' of your abilities, is the ability to position people. No, not figuratively, but literally. To get people to stand in a group, without verbal prompting and tricks that stem from that, but rather, more intuitively. Where people are positioned in say a room, when you enter as a group and everyone sits where they will. Without planning before hand (say, by allocating seats), I am absolutely dumbstruck about how I would do this. Would any of you ladies or gentlemen of my calibre or a higher order care to enlighten me? Those who do not believe such things to be possible are forgiven for their disbelieve. I would not believe it either, had I not gently eased then consumed in the pursuit of this game. If this post means nothing to you, that is fine. I won't be taking questions, which often seems to be the case when I mention this game , because I just want a discussion on topic.
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[1313776391] AQUALUNG [part deux]

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AQUALUNG
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[1282605313] When I'm dead

No.113088 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'd like someone to engage in foreplay with my remains.
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[1389175170] Drawthread

No.153742 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Posts requests, will draw.