Oh my Go▓
VIP is so bad it rips the fabr▓▓ of spac▓ ▓▓d time▓▓
▓▓^%#&%^#&^*^&*^%
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A sailor told me before he died
(and I don't know whether the bastard lied)
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
She never could be satisfied.
So he invented a great fucking wheel
Attached to it was a prick of steel
With two brass balls that were filled with cream
And the whole fucking thing was run by steam.

Round and round went the big fucking wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
Until that maid, at last she cried,
"Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!"

And now we come to the bitter bit -
there was no way of stopping it.
The poor girl was split from twat to tit
and the whole fucking issue went up in shit!

~1847 sea chantey~

Phrase started by Natural Selection players; in NS, one of the alien races can actually shoot spider webs as a weapon. One day, some goons were playing NS when a lot of newbies and clueless people were on the server, and "how do i shot web" was one of the questions that kept coming up. Someone took a screenshot, posted it to FYAD, and it went from there. Most commonly seen on /b/ as an image macro, featuring Spider-Man holding out his arms in an "I dunno..." gesture; this later inspired a series of shopped images, including one with a Japanese newscaster holding out his arms in the same gesture (along with Spider-Man and a number of anime characters), and a meme where a picture of a falling person is shopped to say "Hey Spider-Man, how do I shot web?" (with Spider-Man replying "dunno, lol"). See also "¯\(º_o)/¯" (below).

kek

Perhaps old news but teh internets sez:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=4573433

her bebo: http://www.bebo.com/PleaseSignIn.jsp?Page=Profile_jsp&MemberId=808313494&popup=0

Yes.

we have no names, we have no belief, we have no race, we have no religion, we have no genders, we have no life, we have no existance outside of the network, we have no common sense, we have no love, we have no hate, we have no faces, we have no goal, we want no goal, we are many, we are one, we are no one, we are none.

WE ARE VIPPER!!

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